the motion is agreed, and the children equal protection from assault scotland bill is passed.bondici has our countdown. music. at five, it's only been a little over a week since parliament reopened its doors. butjohn bercow‘s voice seems to be giving in already. it won't last long, don't worry. sir vince cable. don't you worry, mr bercow, there will be plenty of time to rest after parliament prorogues on tuesday. at four, our next story is rather different. we call it when zelensky met tom. you're good—looking. laughter. it pays the rent. we wish our good looks would pay the rent, but for now, i guess we'll stick to politics. at three, diane abbott, the first black woman mp became the first black mp at the despatch box for pmqs. yesterday marked the start of black history month. at two, during his speech of the conservative conference, mrjavid remembered to thank his mum. once again, we're living above the shop. but i'm so happy to make her proud. and what a shop that is. and at one, coffee... what's this? well, none for you, prime minister. no disposable cups. thank god no on