. >> chili mac. >> it was bouillabaisse and hell. >> to avoid jail fare, inmates with money on theirooks can buy food from the commissary. thanks to her girlfriend, emilee keen's pantry is full. >> i have purchased like $125 a week. this is the sweets. i got doughnuts, honey buns, knickers and muffins. this is like chips. >> keen's snack food stash is made possible by her girlfriend, brayden dailey, who puts money on her books every week. >> we mix this with this and cheese and water and make the noodle. >> while keen gets sustenance from junk food, dailey covets a small patch of sunlight out on the rec yard. >> no. i've don't want any. dude. >> you're taller. >> i was there first. >> you're taller. you got more -- >> so, i was there first. we're in rec, and we always just try to sit up and stare at the planes, try to figure out what kind they are and what airlines. and we just sometimes we wish we could go with the planes, and now it's gone. it's right there. that's american airlines. >> don't go. take me with you. >> the roar of jet engines over maricopa's rec yard is constant. and

mac salad. julio carves up a unicorn fish. the chef puts together red snapper. somewhere, somewhere, pigs foot soup is happily bubbling away. there's chililarity or boner medicine or whatever. oh, yeah. there's also spam noodles. there is no party without spam. by dinnertime, the beer, wine, and festive beverages have been flowing for hours. also moods have been adjusted in a completely natural way. >> julio and the pigs. [ applause ] >> i've cooked a lot of things. i ain't never seen one poured into a pot. >> it's what i love. this is what we do in the islands. this is what it's all about. >> and always bring the family. bring the kids. you rarely ever see a party where there aren't kids. >> ohana means family. >> extended family. >> it's like you're an ohana to everybody here. >> and if you're family, you can borrow money. >> and, as happens, i've come to find out, things end up in the most natural, just kind of happens way, song and some dancing. ♪ this is willie k, and that's his daughter lysette. and it's pretty damn captivating. ♪ it's getting near the end for me, and i look over at chef, and i see a happy man, surrounded by friend

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