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elizabeth warren's message, if you look at the polling, is much more like dramatic chipmunk. everybody is into it. the buffett tax idea is polling at 73%. it's hard to demogog a message that popular. but in the republican mind they think they can. the progressive change campaign committee put out a big message they already raised $375,000 for elizabeth warren's senate race in massachusetts. while that is exciting news for warren supporters, if you take the big picture view of this, this announcement is sort of the financial equivalent of damming with faint praise because here's the big picture. in total, liberal activists say they have raised about $915,000 for elizabeth warren in context against what scott brown has raised. there's elizabeth warren's known money on the left there, in the blue bar. and then -- actually, you know, the bar looks like it goes off the top of the screen. i think we have to pull back a little more here. can we pull back? yeah. i guess we have to pull back a little bit more. a little bit -- okay. still just runs off the top of the screen. pull one m

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we're not chipmunks. we can't store sleep and use it on the weekend.e actually have to have regular sleep each night nine hours. jenna: how many people are getting regular sleep. >> that is the problem. there is rapid eye movement sleep. you have to be in deepest part of sleep. takes several hours to get there you can't sleep on and off. if you don't do this you have a higher risk of high blood pressure, diabetes, depression, obesity. all kinds of medical problems. jenna: sounds terrible. i think all of us are thinking wow, none of us are getting enough sleep so we'll be susceptible to some of these things. >> that's right. jenna: you think about some of these students, right? if they don't study and don't do well that has serious consequence as well so you have to pick and choose. if you combine hours of sleep and get five hours overnight and get two hours nap in do they add up to be something good. >> that was not studied. that is interesting idea. you and i have theory you can replace sleep hours with exercise. we talked about that off-camara. jenna