growing at a snail's pace compared to chipotle.oes have, supports 3.15% yield unlike chipotle which has no dividend. also has a hefty buyback. last year when interest rates were on the rise those traits were not valued. mcdonald's was the fourth worst performing stock in the dow for 2013, up 10%, the s&p rally 29.6%. this year things has changed as the momentum stocks fall apart mcdonald's has climbed from the mid 90s to $102.86, an 8% gain. the tortoise is catching up and done without any good numbers posted by mcdonald's. you know what that's about? it's not about the food. it's about the dividend. take a look at this most pertinent chart of the yield on mcdonald's versus the yield on the ten-year treasury. this is remarkable. at the beginning of the year the ten-year sported a juicy 3%. okay. go to the beginning of the year. the ten-year is the blue line. at that level treasury make a ton of sense for any investor seeking a risk-free return. over the course of january treasure yields plummeted. right now the ten-year giving you

chipotle, that's a double standard. if you have to say no to the gun, you have to say no to the burrito. i'm overwhelmed with the choices. do i want cheese? do i want my salsa to be extra hot or mealed? or mild? i don't know. >> you eat one of those burritos it is so delicious. >> i literally had chipotle last night. >> i dreamt of killing people. i don't mean to freak you out, but -- yeah. anyway, it was just a dream. >> let's go to the next story. new york city mayor bill de blasio wants the new york post and daily news to apologize for suggesting his wife was a reluctant mother. the post front page referred to a magazine profile in which charlene mccray says she struggled with being a new mom. she told the new york mag, quote, i was 40 years old and had a life. i didn't want to spend every day with her and i found all kinds of reasons not to do it. i love her, but i have been working since i was 14, and that was part of me. it is me. it took a longtime for me to get into i'm taking care of kids and what that means. f

chipotle, perfect.ut he had a change of heart. >> so excited about the challenge student college students getting a free burrito. >> he decided to buy the burritos and hand them out. one small problem, though -- >> we put the wrong date on the flyer. >> people were getting turned away. he goes and hands out a bunch of burritos. the folks at chipotle didn't like the idea of him handing out free burritos. >> i'm not doing anything wrong. >> kind of weird, huh? >> i bought all you guys burritos, i can give them to you. >> i'm giving a good deed here. i'm giving them to homeless people and people in need of -- >> he still had a box of 200 burritos. here's what he did. >> on behalf of -- i pronounce a chipotle-palooza. he just walked into a classroom, unannounced, they put it on the professor, like hey, your professor wanted to do something nice. he has no idea what is going on. he wasn't in on it. >> who would like a chipotle burrito. >> did not go as planned. and then the second plan didn't go as planned.

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he wasn't in on it. >> who would like a chipotle burrito? took a lot of turns. >> did not go as planned. the second didn't go as planned. >> but they made it work. they got a good video out of it and a bunch of people got a good burrito. >> a group of guys come together to goof off in the sky. >> this is nothing but an entertaining video. >> why jumping out of a plane never looked water too. look how gorgeous that is. >> max sees himself for the first time. ♪ ♪ >> sometimes during the course of your day you need to sit back, relax and let yourself be entertained by a really awesome video set to a song by europe which makes it more awesome. the song "danger on the tracks." ♪ danger on the tracks something is coming down ♪ ♪ danger on the tracks >> this is nothing but an entertaining video. this was shot in bucharest, romania at the tnt brothers drop zone. guys from all over the world joining together to make a fun video during the dynamite days. four fabulous days of skydiving in romania. >> wow. ♪ >> what's fun about this is they're so good

chipotle wants me to leave my guns at home! spend twenty minutes at a fast-casual restaurant "without" a handgun? why don't i just let the king of england (bleep) in my mouth?! how about that! tyranny! just curious, why tid chipotle have to inns tiew tiewt a no-guns policy? >> this weekend in dallas, some brought in guns, upsetting customers. >> jon: did that upsetting customers? i would get that. if i was looking for fear in a fast food restaurant, i would go to air bee's! boom! take that to a restaurant that's never been anything but pleasant to me. what are we talking about here? we know the only way the stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. here's the problem, no one in that chipotle knows you're a good guy. they just know you have a gun. and here's the thing, even if you put your gun up and go, don't worry, everybody! we're good guys! that's a thing a clever bad guy might say. (laughter) of course, chipotle's assault on assault rifles is just one part of a larger a attack on firearms supporters, as maryland g

the salad bowl with the rice and beans. >> do you have shares in chipotle?ng wish. these are the first three writers. they may delve into more diverse situations. they look good and the designs are pretty nice on these things. and i kind of buy it. the only thing is i worry that it becomes like hear music, remember when starbucks is like -- they started to sell like one cd and then it blew up and then they opened hear music labels and stores all over the country and it got like too big too fast and ruined everything. and then all of these stores closed. >> what? what are you talking about? >> hang on. i want to get joanne. >> let me bring it home. we are talking about some nice latin flava on the cups. easy to read and the trans lags of his poetry -- translation of his poetry, but that said when i go to chipotle i want to inhale the burrito. get the food to my face and let me get out the door. i want to feel bloated. i don't want to feel educated. >> what you need to do is put your last will and test meant on the bag. it is so fat that you will kiel over whe

>> steve: love it. >> jimmy: yeah, i love chipotle. [ screams and applause ] we love chipotle?check this out. chipotle announced that it will start putting short stories on its bags and cups so that customers will have something to read while they eat. [ laughter ] yeah, they even say that they might put poetry on the cups and bags but they're still testing out the idea. but we actually got our hands on some of the possible poems. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. we got them. and, i don't know. after reading them, i'm not sure it's a good idea. take a look. "i once spent the night in toledo, i ordered a chicken burrito. and then on a whim i went for a a swim. it greatly expanded my speedo." [ laughter and applause ] you see what i mean? that's the type of -- [ applause ] i'm not sure that's going to work if you're sitting there trying to eat a burrito. >> jimmy: let's take a look at another one here. "before prom i hit up chipotle, got tacos with much gucamole. and then at the dance, i looked at my pants and shimmied away very slowly." [ laughter ] >> steve: those all seem like limeric

chipotle has complied with local laws regarding open and concealed firearms. >>> can you guess the most popular free game on itunes. it's a game that lets you grow and sell virtual marijuana. >> i don't have that app just yet. >>> one year since a deadly tornado swept through moore, oklahoma, 24 killed. hundreds of others injured and thousands of buildings reduced to rubble after the tornado touched down. let's get to nbc's sarah dallof. how is that city recovering, sarah? >> reporter: betty, it's been a difficult and a painful last 12 months but residents are making good on their promise to not only come back but to come back stronger. a year later, the memories in moore, oklahoma, are as fresh -- >> stepped out of the house and seen a tornado about half a mile away. >> reporter: -- as the day the ef-5 tornado tore a 17-mile-long path through the metropolitan area. >> i wouldn't wish it on my absolute worst enemy in the whole world. >> reporter: 25 were killed and more than a thousand homes destroyed including kim and marty's place. they vowed to rebuild and now week as way from finish

companies like levi's, starbucks, and chipotle, now going to great lengths to persuade their customers that the organizations are really socially conscious and environmentally friendly, and, by the way, they incidentally also produce a product that they want to sell and their customers want to buy. take levi's. its ceo is actually telling people they're the ones wasting water because their customers wash the jeans they buy too damn much, too damn often. the ceo's solution? stop washing your jeans and save the world. >> 50% of the water is consumed by the time the consumer gets their jeans. the other 50% is after the consumer buys them in the store and starting washing them all the time. >> do you take ownership of that? >> we're trying to educate the consumers. actually these are one of my favorite jeans. these jeans are maybe a year old and these have yet to see a washing machine. i know that sounds totally disgusting. >> he's trying to educate his consumers. who needs the education here. now, it sounds really like levi's bright ideas to have its customers take responsibility and owne

chipotle,co-ceos of getting voted down on executive pay.assembling burritos, that does not seem right. >> it is nonbinding. >> 10 year yield, 2.4947%. >> your vote is on the bond bearers. treat us. @bsurveillance. news starting with general electric. trying to save the deal with alstom and sending the head of its power division ii paris. ge has offers $17 billion to buy alstom's energy business. the french government issued a decree that gives it the power to block the deal. >> very french. the $10about to join billion club. in talks for financing that would give it a valuation of more than $10 billion. 5ber provides rides in 11 cities around the world. pinterest has raised financing writing at $5 billion. it is a service that is not generating significant sales. this week it again a program aimed at attracting ads. s> steven davidoff, deal professor at "the new york times" and ohio state university. in law, business, we have been talking alibaba, jcpenney. war."ok, "gods at then there is the ipo frenzy. what is different about uber at $10

. >>> in other news, chipotle is asking customers not bring firearms into the restaurants.it says gun rights advocates brought military style assault rifles in one of the restaurants this weekend. chipotle says it has complied with local laws regarding open and concealed firearms. >>> can you guess most popular free game on itunes now? in case you missed it. it is weed firm, which allows you to grow and sell virtual marijuana. back to you. >> never heard of that one, sima. thank you very much. >>> just ahead, california chrome is back. and president obama goes little league. sports is next. [ male announcer ] your eyes. even 10 miles away... ey can see the light of a single candle. ok after them th centrum silver. [ male announcer ] your eyes. even 10 miles away... multivitamins for your eyes, heart and brain. centrum silver. for the most amazing parts of you. >>> this morning on "today," just in time for memorial day weekend, a new survey has a warning about the swimming skills of americans. those startling numbers ahead on "today." >>> time to bring you sports headline, w

chipotle bans guns from it's restaurants. the chain has asked customers to leave weapons at home after gun rights advocates brought firearms into a dallas restaurant over the weekend, which quickly picked up attention on twitter. chipotle says it understands strong arguments on both sides of the issue, but says firearms can create an enviorment that is potentially intimidating to customers. as at&t moves toward merging with directv... and comcast plans to hook up with time warner... the fcc is calculating the climbing cost of cable. the average monthly price for expanded basic service jumped 5.1% to $64 in 2012. basic cable prices increased 6.5% to $22.63. the fcc finds that programing costs make up the largest part of the bill. a lawsuit is claiming that the introduction to one of the most famous rock songs of all time was stolen. parts of led zepplin's 'stairway to heaven' was lifted from a song called 'taurus' performed by the band spirit. so say lawyers representing now deceased band member randy california. led zepplin a

what we want to know, is chipotle right?sinesses overrule local laws when it comes to firearms? it's ridiculous when a restaurant even has to tell people to not bring guns. you might be right. josh tweeted saying have the right to do so doesn't make it right. having the right to have a gun or having the right to ban guns? restaurants? not quite sure which one he's referring to. anyway, clarify that for us, if you will. keep sending them in, please. e-mail, worldwide@cnbc.com, tweet @cnbcwex or direct to me, @rosswestgate. >>> tensions ramp up between the world's two biggest economies as the u.s. charges chinese military officers with cyber spying. we'll be in beijing, next. >>> we found a mixed bag of retail earnings this year. courtney reagan has been taking a look at what's behind some of the weaker numbers from urban outfitters. >> it's a big week for retail earnings. some are strong while others like urban outfitters are disappoint. they report a profit drop of 20% for its first quarter. the retailers' earnings coming in

chipotle says the loaded assault-style weapons upset some customers and gun control advocates petitioned the chain. but it's only a request and not at outright ban. >>> and burger king is changing its slogan. instead of have it your way. it will now be be your way. the fast food chain says the new version projects individuality and hopefully will resonate with a pop culture. berger king is also dumping the taste is king slogan. >>> mcdonald's is about to start offering a new option for you child's happy meals. starting on july 4th, low-fat strawberry yogurt will be on the menu. mcdonald's says it has 25% less sugar than the leading kids low-fat yogurt. >>> when we come back, bloodied and dazed. a woman walks miles after a bear attack. how a good samaritan came to her rescue. >>> and rising star. the golfer who just became the youngest player to qualify for the u.s. women's open. ard for y, give them the edge they deserve... new edge, from osteo bi-flex with joint shield helps strengthen your joints.° it works as hard for your joints, as they do for you. get the added benefits... of joint

chipotle claims we do not have a secret menu.to order chipotle secret creations spreading online. >> can i get a quesorido. i'll have one of those, too. wrapped inside a burrito. >> whatever this is, it's great. >> it's basic consumer behavior psychology and might seem more appealing to people. that is until it gets too popular and then they move on to something else. >> i'm drinking candy floss and twix frappuccinos on national tv. it's official. these drinks are no longer secret. they're no longer cool. nick watt, abc news, los angeles. >>> we thank you for watching. we're always here at abcnews.com. "nightline" later. and i'll see you right back here tomorrow night. good night. >> team coverage on the air. the search begins for what wept wrong. >> details on the officer-involved shooting death of a east bay teenager. why deputies were forced to open fire. >> cinco de mayo in the mission district the campaign to protect and preserve the culture of the neighborhood. >> and a wandering bear cub returns to his old stomping grounds

>> chipotle?e bad tooed and not grow earnings and bad comp stores and a place you would never think of going. series of things. i only don't go to sears. >> that's it. >> i even go -- >> put a chipotle in a sears you would go. >> absolutely. put a starbucks and chipotle i'll have a burrito and get a triple cappuccino and right back to shopping. >> what to we got coming up on "mad money.." >> isis, stock down but they have nis novel way to -- this novel way to solve problems. it's up again today. viasat. in a war with go go and maybe at&t. this is to have really good -- want to watch netflix on a plane. >> yes. i do. >> that's -- >> so do my kids. >> want to watch buffer. you watch go go. >> go go is going to land on your head. they're going to send a plane and land on your head. viasat allows you to watch netflix and lot want to watch "orange is the new black" which i would recommend to you. >> would you? >> "orange is the new black" fabulous show. >> still have to work on "house of cards". >> i n

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moms tweeted thank you, chipotle for your gun sense and the picture included in the caption, kids eatth gun sense. what do you say in seeshl media because this decision got a lot of activity, didn't it? >> it really did and that, surprisingly, huge volume and a lot of disagreement about this particular issue. clearly, moms, parents want to take their kids to a family restaurant that's free of guns and yet we saw a lot of protests in texas where people literally walked into chipotle restaurants carrying ak-47s and other assault weapons which resulted in some very shocking photos that got a lot of people buzzing online, chris. i have this personal thought. i'm thinking if somebody comes in to do harm and they want to do harm, and aren't you the ak-47 aren't you the first guy they'll take out? i don't know. i'm just wondering. >> let me ask you about mcdonald's and they got a huge social media reaction with the mascot and some are dubbing it mcscary and mcdonald's had tweets of its own. terrifying, nightmarish, cute? someone thinks we're cute. >> another tweet simply says tough crowd. wh

chipotle restaurants are asking their customers to just leave their guns at home.at's after a group of open carry activists in texas showed off their weapons while eating at a dallas-area chipotle. the gun control group backed by mike bloomberg started a petition asking for chipotle to ban guns. the restaurant responded not with a ban but a historic request. "historically we felt it enough to simply comply with local laws regarding the open or concealed carrying of firearms because we believe that it is not fair to put our taemt members in the uncomfortable position of asking that customers refrain from bringing guns into our restaurants. however because of display of guns in our restaurants has created an environment that is intimidating or uncomfortable for many of our customers we think it's time to make this request." we'll see if people honor it. now, up next, two extraordinary speeches on one very difficult topic -- race. dorian warren joins me next. cut! [bell rings] this...is jane. her long day on set starts with shoulder pain... ...and a choice take 6 tyle

are you more of steak and shake or chipotle? >> i am more of chipotle.foods, natural, organic. i break the stereotype. sometimes a little dark chocolate, but we do that. >> which are you? >> i want real food, okay? i want to be fed, i don't want to be teased. get me some porterhouse. >> sandra, are you more in-n-out burger or do you like a sandwich at starbucks? >> in-n-out, i have never had that. but i have a shake shack next to me. >> the best deal for breakfast is a stake, vanilla milkshake. for real bid and two eggs over easy. >> do you jog in place? her although? >> i think thi what this shows s they are party of colors. that is where the asians, three fort of them voted for obama. >> i think you're going to get some kickback on that. stereotypes are made to be broken. >> that will do it for "outnumbered," we will see you tomorrow. now "happening now." >> and a fox news alert on two developing stories. there is a$çu.s. marine jailed two month[ hn mexico. he is making a first appearance the border with three legally registered firearms inç his truck

. >>> some investors of chipotle almost choked when they heard the salaries of the two ceos.ogether they were paid about $50 million. the super sized compensation lead an investors group to urge the shareholders to jekt the salary, and today they did. they voted against ratifying the current compensation plan. chip -- chipotle says it's too soon to say how the board will respond. >>> we received positive news about the u.s. job market. the number of americans applying for unemployment benefits fell to the lowest level in seven years. the level is below what economists forecast. in april employers added 288,000 jobs and today's data could mean another month of solid gains. it's a man versus nature battling in california. wildfires are threatening lives and livelihoods. plus our voracious appetite for natural gas is running straight into aging infrastructures in cities with potentially deadly results. that story and more as "real money" continues. . >> on techknow... >> so, this is the smart home... >> saving the environment >> the start point for energy efficiency, is to work

it comes after assault rifles were brought to a chipotle in texas over the weekend. starbucks issued a similar request last year after a demonstration at some of its coffeehouses. >>> oakland's police chief sealed a deal today that may get young people to consider working for the department. the chief signed an affiliation agreement. the new program will link the administration of justice program at merit college with the police department. the officers will then be able to interact with students and offer support for a possible police career. mayor jean quan says it's hoping to attract more city residents. >> the last class had 16% oakland residents and i would like to get up to 50% of the classing about oakland residents. >> the city will be hiring another 60 officers, and she says signing up for an internship gives teenagers a good idea of what the job is like. >>> new at 10:00, small business owners had a chance to get top notch advice. they had two hours to meet with six different experts for 20 minutes each, in everything from finance to social media. >> i'm in

it comes after assault rifles were brought to a chipotle in texas over the weekend. starbucks issued a similar request last year after a demonstration at some of its coffeehouses. >>> oakland's police chief sealed a deal today that may get young people to consider working for the department. the chief signed an affiliation agreement. the new program will link the administration of justice program at merit college with the police department. the officers will then be able to interact with students and offer support for a possible police career. mayor jean quan says it's hoping to attract more city residents. >> the last class had 16% oakland residents and i would like to get up to 50% of the classing about oakland residents. >> the city will be hiring another 60 officers, and she says signing up for an internship gives teenagers a good idea of what the job is like. >>> new at 10:00, small business owners had a chance to get top notch advice. they had two hours to meet with six different experts for 20 minutes each, in everything from finance to social media. >> i'm in

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chipotle is asking its customers *not to bring guns into its restaurants.based burrito chain is making itself a weapons-free zone after open-carry gun activists brought assault rifles into a store in the dallas area. chipotle says it has tried to comply with local gun laws, but it feels open display of firearms may create an intimidating... not to mention un-appetizing... environment. college athletic programs are sometimes accused of being money pits, but not like this. a massive sinkhole has opened up during renovations to governor's stadium at austin peay university in tennessee. the hole has swallowed up part of one end zone and the running track. engineers say they'll get it fixed in time for football season in the fall. sinkholes are common on the campus and surrounding area of clarksville. check out this super-cell storm forming over wyoming. adding more than 150 new words to the dictionary. some of the new additions include upper. but some of the lives in the upper of michigan. c we michiganakfish... that is someone who uses a fake account. catfish.

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chipotle is taking a stand against guns. over the weekend, a group of people brought assault weapons into one of their restaurants in dallas. the company says that created a potentially intimidating environment. they are saying guns are no longer welcome in their stores. >>> amazon is serious about using drones to deliver packages. look at their job listings. there are dozens including a software engineer that never takes no for an answer and an patent attorney whose qualifications include aerial vehicles and cargo containers. >> interesting. i don't know if it's going to fly. it's a bad pun. we will see what happens. jill wagner at the new york stock exchange. thanks a lot. >>> coming up, a nigerian militant speaks out. a rare interview with a member of boko haram about the condition of the schoolgirls they kidnapped last month. this is the "cbs morning news." haram. this is the "cbs morning news." i don't just make things for a living i take pride in them. so when my moderate to severe chronic plaque psoriasis was also on

at chipotle's meeting, last week, the teachers' investors voted against the mexican grill's co- ceo pay of more than 25 and 24 million dollars, each. but they did support mcdonalds ceo don thompson's nine-and-a-half- million pay---less, by the way, than his pay in 20-12. "we're ok with what thompson is paid because it's a bigger company" "we would hope teachers would support workers." as coporations hold loads of cash to spend-- there may be another major merger in the works... this time in the tobacco industry. reuters reports-- reynolds american-- is in talks to buy lorillard. it could become a 3-way transaction, that includes british american tobacco which owns a 42% stake in reynolds. the merger between reynolds and lorillard could create a mega $55 billion dollar company rolling out camel and newport cigarettes. it also creates a larger competitor to altria the maker of marlboro cigarettes. altria controls half of the u.s. tabacco market. google could be gearing up for a spending spree. the tech giant told the sec it's planning to keep it's 30 billion dollar offshore cash stash ove