right, aunt chippy?i have no -- yeah, we have no choice here. >> jimmy: yeah, we have to hit. >> [ bleep ] >> jimmy: give us a 6. give us a 6. >> let's go. let's see what happens. >> jimmy: we are on television, aunt chippy. oh, we'll take that. [ cheers and applause ] we'll take that. >> stay right there. >> jimmy: all right. let's see -- >> you better not have another color card. >> jimmy: let's see what they got. and so much for that. hey, can we get another $10,000? all right, aunt chippy. we're going to take another 10,000 out of your social security, okay? >> all right. >> jimmy: all right. >> there goes my social security. >> jimmy: all right. we'll come back. we'll try it again in a little. that's no way to start things, i tell you. [ applause ] and she was smoking, if she was allowed to smoke on tv, this never would have happened. dwyane wade of the miami heat has had some big-name teammates. lebron james, chris bosh, shaquille o'neal at one time, but none of them has proven to be as competent a

and things would get a little chippy. under a minute to go, michael ryder. past luongo. lamp lit. bruins win this one, 8-1. they would take game three. >>> we move to the diamond. cliff lee and his phillies losing five of seven. taking on the dodgers. lee was dialed in early. matt kemp, see you.

and things would get a little chippy. under a minute to go, michael ryder. past luongo. lamp lit. bruins win this one, 8-1. they would take game three. >>> we move to the diamond. cliff lee and his phillies losing five of seven. taking on the dodgers. lee was dialed in early. matt kemp, see you. third inning. aaron miles. saw you in the cage. wasn't too impressed. fourth stanza, casey blake. more for you. later on, blake again. same result. top of the seventh. phills up 2-0. and all you kids at home pay attention. this is where pfps come in handy. pitcher's fielding practice. cat-like reflexes get the out at first. the phillies win 3-1. >>> that will do it for us. but don't forget, for the latest on the sports scene, check out "the highlight express." >>> up next, the good china is out for another white house state dinner tonight. >>> and the heat is on. dangerous temperatures, actually, across the country today. we'll show you exactly where they will be peaking. the loss of interest, sadness, the lack of energy. [ male announcer ] ask your doctor about pristiq®, a prescription me

let's see, a bar girl chippy loses all of her money and i happen to witness her sign a complaint against the people who were trying to collect, and for some reason the powers that be deemed that my life is forfeit from that point forward. i disagree with that completely . when i filed my complaint with the o.c.c., i attached to my complaint some documents that i wanted them to read that would give them a background on the complaint that i was filing. the documents were predominantly freedom of information act requests i had made to the department of justice. the o.c.c. closed my complaint without interviewing me, and only interviewed me after i pressed them to do so. they ruled information only, which is a foggy finding and they still would not give me definition of what they meant by that. during the course of the investigation, i told them about the three detentions i suffered at the hands of the san francisco police department and they claim they can only find one. so they would not investigate where the others -- what happened to the other two, and i find that kind of as a signal of

. >> but you talk about aunt chippy and uncle frank and -- >> jimmy: they were delighted to be part of book. >> it was so cute, and your dad's ultimate advice was when in doubt -- >> jimmy: order the hamburger. >> there you go. >> jimmy: it's good advice. >> that is good life advice. >> jimmy: it's the only advice he really ever gave me. >> unless there is an e. coli outbreak, right? >> jimmy: right. never eat the churros no matter what. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: so, this is doing well, so we're going to be rich from this, i would think then, no? >> actually, you know, as you know, the -- my proceeds go to scholarship america. >> jimmy: but what about my proceeds? where do they go? >> you -- you get nothing. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> you get nothing -- >> jimmy: that's a terrible deal. >> -- except the joy of being published with solomon rushdie. but you know, it's nice, because this scholarship fund in particular has given $2.4 billion to 1.7 million kids since 1958, so, you know, by buying the book -- >> jimmy: that's pretty good. that's a lot of money. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so what is you

it was chippy tonight. let's see if game 5 back in vancouver is just as nasty.e on friday starts right here at 5:00 p.m. >> okay. >> looking forward to it. >> i am. every one of these. n pecially r otheaclike other like that after the -- you know. >> we'll be right back. [ banker ] mike and brenda found a house that they really wanted. it was in my sister's neighborhood. i told you it was perfect for you guys. literally across the street from her sister. [ banker ] but someone else bought it before they could get their offer together. we really missed a great opportunity -- dodged a bullet there. [ banker ] so we talked to them about the wells fargo priority buyer preapproval. it lets people know that you are a serious buyer because you've been credit-approved. we got everything in order so that we can move on the next place we found. which was clear on the other side of town. [ male announcer ] wells fargo. with you when you're ready to move. stock up on the season's hottest 4-hour steals! nike and adidas tees are just $12.99... ...and fantastic footwear is jus

you want a little chippy? ♪ you want a dorito? are you hungry? come on and get a dorito.me on get a chip. come on get a chip. get a chip. come on. here he comes, here he comes. oooohhh. uhhh. [ chip crunching ] [ mumbling ] hey... that's my doritos! >> hey, where you have guys been? i got totally ambushed by stuart. the guy hasn't talked to me in two weeks. he sees me with your wife, he just lights up. >> hello. >> hi. >> join us. >> hello, nice to meet you. >> laura. she's our new designer. >> ah. nice to finally meet you. so, michael tells me you're a writer. >> yeah. >> i've been meaning to order your your book. >> oh, that's nice. >> jimmy: that is "last night." eva mendes, one of the stars of. quite a cast there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is the story of the movie? >> well, it's a beautifully written film, actually, by this wonder writer/director. and it's just about the complexities of a relationship and staying mow nothing mouse. >> jimmy: does the easter bunny make an appearance? >> absolutely. absolutely. but you have to -- he's quick. you have to catch him. >> jim

it's been very chippie. these guys have been clocking each other and i'm right in there, come on, go! if you are not a hockey fan, game 7s are the best especially for the stanley cup. this will be epic. >> now your neighbors know. >> yes, they do. >>> 6:26 your time. coming up, the republicans who want to be president facing off for the first time. the main target and the one candidate who kind of surprised everybody. >>> plus, a live report on some developing news out of san jose. a man has been shot to death three others hurt. what police are revealing about the city's 27th homicide of the year. >>> and michelle obama is just hours away from her first campaign visit in berkeley and then on to san francisco. i'm kiet do with a live report coming up. >>> looking for sunshine and warm temperatures? won't have to travel far. hot in the val less, 80s and 90s there. hot in the valleys. 70s and 80s around the bay. 60s and sunny at the coast. a complete look at the forecast coming right up. ,,,,,, [ female announc