here's aunt chippy with chip's tips. >> hi, this is aunt chippy and welcome to "chip's tips."re going to wrap a present today. let's see -- >> cut. one more time. >> empty mr. bleep boxes we got. not even something i can, like, steal. >> camera, action. >> hi, this is aunt chippy and "chips tips" -- >> wait, let's do it again. welcome to "chip's tips." energy, energy. and camera. >> hi, this is aunt chippy. >> i didn't say action. let's do it again. i need an action. can you rotate the box please? rotate it again. keep going. keep going. keep going. one more. no, no, no. the other way. >> it's an e. if i [ bleep ] box. all the sides are the same. that's just about good. and now we're going to cut the son of a bitch as soon as we can cut it. i can't believe that i haven't got scissors that -- don't let this happen to you. get scissors that -- >> chippy, no, no, cut -- that's not going to work. cut it so it looks nice. supposed to be a nice-looking package. >> let me tell you something. this couldn't cut anything. >> maybe it's the way you're holding them. i don't know. >> i kno

this is aunt chippy.number five, this is the last [ bleep ] i'm saying about "jersey shore." i've had enough of it. i'my ass with it. let's see this last [ bleep ] thing and put them to rest. i'm sick of looking at them. hurry up. >> what is this, bro? >> what's this? oh, great. a bunch of [ bleep ]. oh. well, there's a [ bleep ] for you. okay. you're disgusting, you pig basta bastards. take it home. who the hell wants you? you know what? i've had enough of this crap. it's no good. ah! [ laughter ] oh, you pig. get the hell out of here. get out of here. oh, my god. he's greasy. you're a grease ball. get out. i'm done. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there was another republican debate in florida tonight. can't we cancel this show already? it was the 47th of 265 debates that are scheduled to happen between now and when jesus returns. [ laughter ] why are they doing -- what is left to know about these candidates? is someone going to confess to a murder? fortunately, tonight's was the last one we're going

let me put you on with the sea. >> hi, aunt chippy. when are you coming to see me? >> i'm in the hospital with a dislocated hernia. >> dicky: royal caribbean, the sea is calling. answer it royally. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with stephen merchant, music from kina grannis and meryl streep. sea ca. i'm talking to the sea? is this for real? (laughing) yeah! (laughing) what's what what what is what... i want you to close your eyes and imagine a place in the middle of me where the world revolves around you. can i go now? sure! rdrdrdrdrden's new baked pasta romanas. ruffled pasta, layered with creamy fontina and asiago cheeses, and oven-baked just for you. try it with pan seared chicken with toscano tomatoes. or, try it with braised beef. for a limited time, only at olive garden. thanks, man! that's what i'm here for. ( palms slap ) man: do your simple return with the turbotax federal free edition, and now, get our free, one-on-one, expert tax advice, live by phone or chat. get the federal free edition, at turbotax.com. i

didn't take long for things to get chippy. first period, adams and hendricks dropping the gloves. going down. all right. now we're getting to real bills. caps turning defense into offense. that's too easy. take another look. top shelf on andre fleury. later in the third, check out the defense, he's getting peppered, and just making great saves. he had 30 saves in the game, gets the shutout. caps win 1-0, now tied with pittsburgh for eighth place in the eastern conference. the capitals host tampa on friday. redskins news. the skins making some coaching moves. former buccaneers head coach raheem morris added to the staff as defensive backs coach. according to "the washington post," safeties coach jackson and receivers coach cordial have been let go. the final score not indicative of the wizards effort tonight. then got blown out by chicago but they actually led a couple times in the third quarter and then ran out of gas. bulls guard dr dr ierrick rose inactive because of turf toe. first quarter, wizards keeping it close. john wall doing what he does. he had 11 points in this one. th

still to come, the sharks begin their trip in canada and things got chippy this afternoon in vancouver. more sports next. ,,,,,,,, vancouver. >>> the sharks are north of the border. the first, vancouver. the sharks and canucks duking it out. the two teams not crazy about each other after meeting in the western conference finals. go figure. second period, logan scores on the back hand. he scored twice, giving him 20 goals on the season. third period tied at 3. corey chases down the puck in the corner and his shot gets redirected by michael for the game oner. the canucks beat the sharks 4- 3. australian open nadal became the first man to advance to the quarter finals. nadal beats lopez in straight sets. on the women's side, serena williams breeze into the fourth round. what a comeback story that's been for her. >> a lot of sports today, but tomorrow is all football. >> it's the big day, can't wait. we have the early game. the afc championship game right here at noon. so that should be a nice little appetizer to your 49er game. >> it will be a great day for tomorrow. we'll be right back.

it got chippy at times. >> you guys know -- you saw the eastern conference times and knew today we were going to have that type of feel. like i said before the game, same aspirations and that's winning the nba championship so great game, went down to the wire and we gave our beautiful fans a great show today and it was fun. >> lisa: credit to the bike. now you got to get back home on the bike, right? >> yeah, hopefully they are washing my clothes that i came in on. i had to put on the same nasty clothes so hopefully they took care of it so back on the bike. >> lisa: hope so. congratulations. >> mike: nothing worse than nasty clothes. lebron james and the heat with an exciting victory here at the americanairlines arena. final score, heat, 97, bulls, 93. so the first meeting of the season, a good one, can't wait for the next one, for jeff van gundy, lisa salters, producer tim corrigan, and our entire crew, mike breen saying so long. now except on the west coast "world news" on abc. thanks for watching abc. home of the nba finals. >>> good evening, on this sunday night, this abbreviated ed

four years ago elsewhere sheffield wednesday meet west ham and martin o'neill sunderland something chippy to grab. well meanwhile there was one top flight casualty and two headline making draw list among the twenty six ties on saturday among those burning on the walls were replaced often gold is from. darby danny graham scored twice the swanzy rallied strain for two bars late aston villa eased past bristol rovers three one everton beattie part time this time with two nil dempsey scored a hat trick is full of trash chatter for an end in the london derby and tony putus took the scope size to form a chilling and i came back to win three one. one of the two key draws david waited late head to help bolton start your reply to get back all spilled you want sixty four places below the elite and quite helplessness last wednesday equaliser while injured q.p.r. were down to ten men and rangers a replacement ones and they don't want to give the other struck a stoppage time winner as newcastle came back to big blinds who wanted me only in the premier league tie a deflective shot sort of part of the co

guillermo, ya ya, and my aunt chippy. [ cheers and applause ] >> dear, clorox. my 2-year-old baby and i were recently standing in line at a grocery store. my baby was getting impatient and started moving his cup up and down. this lady next to me in line was an innocent bystander who wound up with cherry juice splattered on her shirt. it was all over the conveyor belt, checkout lane, and magazines. i apologized to the lady. but then, the old bag dumped her yogurt on my baby. so, i shot her in the face with whipped cream. then, my baby threw some salsa on her and punched her in the stomach. oh, it was some mess. anyway, thanks goodness i can beach it away. >> dicky: for your chance to win $25,000, go to bleachitaway.com and share your most bleachable moment. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with sarah hyland, music from big freedia and cuba gooding jr.i got it prc loaded, and honestly, leather gets really hot -- [ boy ] daddy! not now, pal. dad! not now, buddy. but, yeah, it's a mini-van. but it's got the sport package. dad! not now, buddy. oka

immigrants like george paracos who has been frying at his fish and chip shops -- the brits call them chippysplish comfort food. >> reporter: carrie brennan owns the golden union in lond os soho neighborhood. >> the chip is meant to be not a french fry but thick fried and golden. >> reporter: and according to her, a properly prepared fish is not actually fried at all. >> if you have your oil really high temperature, as soon as that batter hits the oil, it seals it. it's it's the juices, the heat that actually kind of seem steams itself. >> reporter: this golden tradition that has filled british bellies is now filling british taxis. this man runs a london company that converts used fish and chip oil into bio-diesel. >> we pour it through a basic straining system which will take out all the particulars from the chips' fat fryer. >> reporter: fish skin. >> the bits of batter. unfortunately sometimes cigarette butts. >> reporter: no way. with the background in chemistry and catering, this man figured out how to cut down carbon dioxide emissions from london cabs by 80%. now, taxi drivers are big f

the imaging project, financing overseen by chippy martin saf - jpmorgan chase. the project and about after martin luther king iii contacted the bank about the documents. 100 volunteers from around the world have sorted through boxes of personal papers, documents, and handwritten notes. we're talking this morning about the celebration for martin luther king, jr. and will be talking later but the national day of service, which is tied to martin luther king's day. the president of first lady are participating in that today. they will begin a volunteer project with their daughters. the president of first lady will also attend the kennedy center tonight. we will be broadcasting the national action network on c- span3. other events throughout the day. he can find out more by going to c-span.org. the, we'll talk with director of the americorps program here on ""washington journal." the tier from travis, independent caller, weighing in on news jon huntsman is getting out of the presidential race. where are you calling from? >> michigan. host: go-ahead. caller: i have re

but it got chippy too. pau gasol patted chris paul on the head. hosting the timber wolves. dirk nowitzki was sidelined because of an injury. but he's a color commentary. listen to this. >> oh, oh! >> they're going crazy. he loves his teammates. sweet dunk. dirk nowitzki fired up. that's sports. >> thank you. that was great stuff. >>> it is the top of the hour now. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >>> mitt romney and newt gingrich are locked in a dead heat in the polls in florida and this debate could be a game-changer. the votes that they want right now -- latinos and the ads prove it. gingrich taking heat for airing the spanish language ad that romney is calling the most anti-immigration candidate. >> reporter: absolutely. immigration such a big deal here in florida, particularly in south florida. interesting though, romney seems to be doing better right now with a lot of latinos. nonetheless, i have to mention this event here in mount dora, florida, here just wrapping up, newt gingrich taking a completely difficult tack this morning. reachi

>> chippy?causing all sorts of problems. >> expanding down to the south as well. the streamers, the snow from yesterday, lightening up a little bit, but the cold is expanding. with that cold comes some wind. windchills as far south as atlanta. 9 degrees now. feels like 3 in chicago. 3 in kansas city. 0 the windchill currently in minneapolis. you folks in new york and d.c., around 20 degrees as well. binghamton, 63 degrees. even jacksonville, florida, 20-degree windchills. winds as far south as west palm beach and the entire florida, miami, how cold temperatures will be, threatening citrus crops for sure. winter storm warnings remain in effect tlup the appalachians as the streamers come off the great lakes piling up some of the snow there and more lake-effect snow expected, maybe another five to ten inches on top of what we've already seen in this area. as far as what we're looking at for day time high, chilly. across iowa, chilly. temperatures in the single digits without the wind now in iowa an

>> chippy? >> slippery and messy, causing all sorts of problems. >> expanding down to the south as well. the streamers, the snow from yesterday, lightening up a little bit, but the cold is expanding. with that cold comes some wind. windchills as far south as atlanta. 9 degrees now. feels like 3 in chicago. 3 in kansas city. 0 the windchill currently in minneapolis. you folks in new york and d.c., around 20 degrees as well. binghamton, 63 degrees. even jacksonville, florida, 20-degree windchills. winds as far south as west palm beach and the entire florida, miami, how cold temperatures will be, threatening citrus crops for sure. winter storm warnings remain in effect tlup the appalachians as the streamers come off the great lakes piling up some of the snow there and more lake-effect snow expected, maybe another five to ten inches on top of what we've already seen in this area. as far as what we're looking at for day time high, chilly. across iowa, chilly. temperatures in the single digits without