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and we'll be right back with chloe grace moretz.s and applause ] ♪ ♪ nothing will keep you from magnum. made with silky vanilla bean ice cream, rich caramel sauce and belgian chocolate. discover magnum chocolate pleasure. the summer that summers from here on will be compared to. so get out there, and get the best price guaranteed. find it for less and we'll match it and give you $50 toward your next trip. expedia. find yours. ♪ you can ring my bell [ male announcer ] sometimes you just need to spice things up. ring my bell. ring my bell. [ male announcer ] new oscar mayer deli fresh bold. made with 100% turkey breast and real cajun spices. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the show is a vicious man who takes on an unfortunate gentleman named daniel cormier for ufc 178 on september 27th, jon "bones" jones is here with us tonight. [ applause ] we have music from boston's finest, the mighty mighty bosstones from the at&t stage led by our announcer dicky barrett on vocals. you introduced me. i'll introduce

[ cheers and applause ] tonight -- chloË grace moretz -- ufc champion jon "bones" jones -- and musicfrom the mighty mighty bosstones with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very nice. i'm jimmy kimmel, the host of this show. thank you for watching. >> glad you're in a good mood. we're going to have fun tonight. our announcer tonight, dicky is going to sing for us tonight with his band the mighty mighty bosstones. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the mighty mighty bosstones unless you've been living on top of a rock are the godfathers are ska score, which is music, right? >> it's the best music. >> jimmy: sounds like it could be an event at the x games, but they've been knocking on wood for how long? >> many, many years. >> jimmy: and it's time to spice it up. they'll add a new bosstone and that's me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: people ask me why i play clarinet, because bass players get all the women. chloe grace moretz and jon "bones" jones is here. [ applause ] a russian crime ring, which by the way, the worst k

[ cheers and applause ] tonight -- chloË grace moretz. ufc champion jon "bones" jones.and music from the mighty mighty bosstones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very nice. i'm jimmy. i am the host of this show. thank you for watching. glad you're in a goomo

chloe grace. for larry, sandhya and all of us, we app >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- chloË grace moretzhampion jon "bones" jones. and music from the mighty mighty bosstones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very nice. i'm jimmy. i am the host of this show. thank you for watching. glad you're in a good mood.

[ cheers and applause ] tonight -- chloË grace moretz. ufc champion jon "bones" jones.and music from the mighty mighty bosstones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very nice. i'm jimmy. i am the host of this show. thank you for watching. glad you're in a good mood.

owen from the at&t stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, from the movie "if i stay," chloe grace moretzave music from our announcer dicky barrett's band, the mighty mighty bosstones. [ cheers and applause ] i should mention that the bosstones are on tour starting friday in salt lake city and then on to denver, seattle, portland, san francisco, l.a., vegas, st. louis and chicago, illinois. so, go see dicky and say held le to him. our first guest is one of the most beloved and excellent actors to have been squeezed through our tv set. he has a new movie called "the one i love" that is available now on video on demand and in select theaters starting august 22nd. please welcome ted danson. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how's it going? >> it's good. >> jimmy: very good to see you. how long have you been on "csi." how many seasons has it been? >> this is the fourth. >> jimmy: fourth season right now. is that a fun job for you? >> yes, and hard. hardest thing. you can see smoke coming out of my ears the words are so hard. you're saying stuff you don't normally say. >> jimmy:

later this week mickey rourke, chloe grace moretz, joanna brewster, music from banks and the mighty mighty bosstones. starting this friday night, correct me if i'm wrong, in salt lake city, and denver on saturday. >> exactly. very good. >> jimmy: i got it right. our guest tonight is a pop culture phenomenon with tv shows for every member of her family and more bath robes with the letter "k" on them than maybe anyone in the whole world. you can monitor her every move on "keeping up with the kardashians" sundays at 9:00 on e! please welcome kim kardashian! yp [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> thank you for having me again. >> jimmy: so much has happened since the last time you were here. i feel like you tricked me also. you said you were getting married in france when you were on the show, then bam, you got married in italy. >> we tried to trick everyone. >> jimmy: you did. >> it got leaked. you know. that kind of sucked because we really wanted to surprise everyone and just tell them that they've all been fooled. and it's real