yeah, turns out i was 100% right because the creator was recently arrested for being a chomo. that's all i get for getting a pedophile off the streets? [ applause ] >> whoa. thanks for the credit, buzzfeed. it is so gratifying to finally be recognized by my peers in the media. where is my teen's choice award. sent me a surf board, assholes. hopefully this will offset some of the many bad things i've said in the past. i don't need to bring them up, but let's just say i don't have a spotless track record. a spotless track record. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ thank you for tuning in! our guest tonight, anchor of "nbc nightly news," lester holt is here, everybody! let's catch up on today's headlines. you know those emergency alerts that you get on your phone at like 3:00 a.m., you know, sometimes it's a missing child, sometimes it's a natural disaster? well, now, it could be something worse. >> americans nationwide will receive an alert on their cell phones from president trump. b