that's why tonight i'm giving a wag of my finger to senators mitch and chong here. of course, these kentucky ken-tokers are saying hemp is different from marijuana because it contains almost no t.h.c. and is used to make sustainable products like rope and paper. in fact when asked about his support for hemp rand paul said quote, "i'm fascinated by the paper thing. one acre of hemp is equal to two acres of trees. trees take 15 years and hemp one season. somebody said the declaration of independence is is on hemp paper. i don't know if that's true or not. i've heard it though." sadly, folks... [ cheers and applause ] sadly, puff the magic senator here might be on to something about the declaration being written on hemp. it would explain why it's signed by founding fathers john hancock, ben franklin and zeppelin rules. next up, folks, everybody loves disney world. the rides, the costumes, the walt-sicles. so much fun. but win thing ruins the disney magic and that's the long lines. fortunately if you've got the cash, there's a way to get a jump on the riffraff. >> casti