chris elliott, and music from dwight yoakam. with cleto and the cletones.and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. hi there, i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. i know -- i don't want to alarm anyone. i need to start any one with a warning any one watching the show from the state of florida, for the last three years, a monkey has been making surprise appearances in the tampa bay area. authority have tried many times to catch him. they haven't been able to. they called it mystery monkey. the local new had a segment "monkey watch" and run this when there was a sight r. there have been no reports from monkey watch for more than a year that was until yesterday. >> the mystery monkey of tampa has been a celebrity for three years, seen all over the bay area has his own face book page and become a popular resident in south saint petersberg. the monkey has bitten an elderly woman. jeff is the naeb eighbor of the woman attacked. and said elt wit was a matter o time. >> he has been back in the

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tomorrow night, we'll be joined by the very funny will arnett, the very funny chris elliott and we'llc from the not as fully dwight yoakam. and then, on thursday, kevin james, from "the perks of being a wallflower" ezra miller and music from bloc party. so, join us then. our first guest is a two-time emmy winning actor whom you know from eight seasons of both "will and grace." you can see her now, alongside real-life husband, nick offerman, in the new drama "smashed." it opens in limited release on friday. please say hello to megan mullally. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> i'm great. i'm great. it's good to see you. thank you. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. you and your husband, nick -- you work a lot. you work together a lot, don't you? >> we do. we've been insanely busy. and we had a lot of travels this summer for work. and ended up in some unlikely spots. >> jimmy: it's pretty rare that a couple will get to -- i mean, other than your sonny and cher, type, where they're doing a show together, that you would get to work in so many different pro

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chris, teddy, elliott, our stock traders. if you do look over the past year, the stock market looks right. up double-digit percentages. then, the splits. the market versus the economy. the u.s. falling into recession pits again. our investors and for a stock surprise? mike holland thinks so. he is the chairman of holland and company. he is spending the last hour with us. you think there is a stock surprise that is a good one coming up? >> yes. i think if you had to characterize my years doing what i am doing, it is as a survivor. you have to be prepared for surprises in both directions. whenever we talk about you and i, that things can happen, we just heard three people talking about that. the things can happen, as well. ted weisberg is so smart. so good to listen to. his comments about what is going on, i think, are always -- liz: i love teddy. he has been well funneled and it is kind of obvious, it is the government trade, the central bank trade. >> i was shocked to not hear him say that. bernanke said a few years ago we ha