chris farley, remember chris farley character where he was off the rails?> he is on the rails. >> chris farley died. >> i have to ask you, if you were a politician, wouldn't you sort of take a minute to sit back and think about your life and say, maybe i shouldn't do that or do this or think about all of the technology we have that might be capturing it? >> this guy is very sad and ill and he has family and friends. >> is he married? >> this guy needs personal counseling and needs to get out of office and take care of himself. beyond that -- >> especially the crack addiction. >> you think it's weird we can't forcefully remove him from office in some way? is we can't force him out? we have to wait for him to resign and we have to pass legislation that gives him a leave of absence. will isn't it odd that the circumstance wouldn't warrant him to get out of office? eric? >> i don't care. >> i say find more people. >> (talking over one another) >> it seems odd to me nothing justifies you are not qualified for this you have poor character. >> here's the weird thi

chris farley. little snippets.und. it would be amazing for him to a portrayal of rob ford. and yep, somebody on the web working on it. a strange way. >> you've got to wonder who's channeling who there. >> he is perfect for that role, isn't he? the physical comedy, everything. >>> talk about victoria beckham donating a mountain of designer shoes to help the victims of the philippines typhoon which is a great idea. she is giving fans the opportunity to do the same. that hit november 8th. her husband david beckham using their celebrity status and fashion connection. to raise money. >> look at all of those shoes. >> you see anything you like that there? >> i'm sure i would. they are obviously worth a lot of money. i'm sure each one is a designer shoe, and they will really help to raise money and awareness. >> you are supposed to donate the shoes, not say i want the shoes, donate. >> the money from the shoes. >> oh, you are right. i finally got it. we put our heads together and come up with it. >> genius. >> dozens of t

chris farley, remember the character when he was off the rails? >> he's on the rails. >> chris farley died. >> that's not something -- i have to ask you, if you were a politici politician, wouldn't you take a minute and sit back and take a look at your life and say maybe i shouldn't do this or that. think about the technology that might be capturing it? >> this is hard to even joke about. this guy is a sad, very sick, very will, should resign and get help. he's got family and friends. >> does he have family? is he married? >> i don't know. he needs help. >> he needs intervention. i'm a controversy srisis manage. he needs to get out of office and take care of himself. >> especially a crack addiction. >> eric, do you think it's weird we can't forcefully remove him from office. we can't force him to get out. we have to wait until he resigns or pass legislation to give him a leave of absence. isn't it odd this circumstance doesn't warrant get out of this? eric? >> i don't care. he's a canadian. i like to do the segments. i hope they find more video ta

. >> i was a huge fan of chris farley. i have never missed him as much -- >> chris farley tweeted saying my brother would do an amazing imitation. but just a quick refresher of some of the wild comments. >> i do not use crack cocaine nor am i an addict. >> yes, i have smoked crack co contain. but no -- do i? am i an addict? no. have i tried it, probably in one of my drunken stupors. >> have you -- >> i'm not perfect. i don't know if you have ever had a drank and got behind the wheel. i will do a drug test and alcohol test right now. >> i wanted to [ bleep ] i have never said that in my life to her. >> there's nothing else to say, guys. i really -- "f"ed up. and that's it. >> so what happens now? does he remain in office? >> he rides it out. he's really effective at looking like the victim. a lot of the stuff you've seen i think he looks like he is deliberately picking fights with the media. the media does not look great chasing him around. he will keep building that they're out to get me. i'm an average joe guy -- >> your

of course the bigger mayoral news comes to us out of toronto, and the drug scandal engulfing chris farley tribute mayor rob ford. after months and months of his denials, on thursday, toronto police confirmed that ford appears in a video that allegedly depicts the mayor smoking crack cocaine. but, but on the bright side-- he is personally taking crack off the streets of toronto. ( cheers and applause ) that's one less score for your kid. you're welcome. well, folks, today, mayor ford masterfully handled these growing allegations by meeting with with reporters to play 20 questions about the one question he was finally ready to answer. >> you guys have asked me a question. >> how did you-- >> you asked me a question back in may. and you can repeat that question. >> the question i asked i back in may? >> yes. you asked me a couple of questions superpower and what were those questions? >> do you smoke crack cocaine? >> exactly. yes, i have smoked crack cocaine. >> that is the kind of blunt, straightforward honesty crack smokers are known for. folks, what so impressed me is ford didn't stop the

. >> yeah, originally, it's too d chris farley isn't around. he can just playhimself this point. >> when you watch some o the videos, i look at them, a i go, you cannot tell fromome of the spoofthat sbrnmade, but nevertheless, he gives us story lines. >> a with his own shows, it will continue. >> maybehey don't do spoofs on "snl." >>> we hope it's just your first stopf the day on nbc. >>> leading the news on cnews.com, google maps showing replacing satellite pic of a ain teen. the body of a bay area boyhot and killed turned up on a goog map. his distraught family asd to replace the map and theyre rushing to comply. >>> memberof the young conservatives of texas club will wander the campus wearing signs that say illegal immigrant and students who capre them will get $25 gift certifites. golots of people talking about that one. >>> topping our news, breaking news overnight in e lebanese capital ofeirut. two deadly explosions rocd the iranian embassy. e lebanese health minister said the blast kild at lst 23 peoe with 146 others unded. an's ambasdor

also, this guy -- i mean, could he look more like chris farley?farley were here with us, he would play rob rord ford in a movie. >> i have family up in canada. how long does it go on? >> you'll see new advertising throughout canada. their new tourism slogan is, canada, we're not that boring after all with a picture of rob ford. >> there's a lot of things, but certainly not boring anymore. adam sank, good stuff. appreciate, it robert. a little friday fun. and pete wilson, our artist extraordinaire. >> oh, wow. >> sometimes it happens. >> sometimes it does. >> the bid, $50,000, opening bid for this, write in. >> he'll even sign it. >> "closing bell" is next. >> for $50 million, i'll sign anything. >> anything? >>> hi, everybody, good afternoon. breaking news right now. insurance ceos descending on the white house at this moment for a pivotal meeting about changes to the health care law. i'm maria bartiromo coming to you from the new york stock exchange. happy friday. >> happy friday to you. i'm bill griffeth at cnbc global headquarters. stock market

it takes a chris farley lookalike crew. act mayor for the media to even pay as smidgen of attention to our northern neighbor meanwhile hundreds of thousands of barrels of crude oil are being moved by train from canada's tar sands of the u. west despite the fact that the infamous keystone x.l. pipeline hasn't even been approved yet while these trains carry only one hundred fifty thousand barrels a day to the u.s. it's estimated that by the end of next year seven hundred thousand barrels of crude will be transported to the u.s. every day you have got to keep exploiting the entire planet and deliver a drop of oil is spewed into the air. so it looks like obama's approval for keystone x.l. is actually a secondary concern for the oil lobby so what else did the media choose to ignore walk government mayor make cracky what canada's and brought in a major spine snafu of its own to see the sea as the sea canada's and as a counterpart was just fine and brazil's ministry of mines and energy and egregious example of industrial espionage

it takes a chris farley lookalike crew. act mayor for the media to even pay as smidgen of attention to our northern neighbor meanwhile hundreds of thousands of barrels of crude oil are being moved by train from canada's tar sands of the u. west despite the fact that the infamous keystone x.l. pipeline hasn't even been approved yet while these trains carry only one hundred fifty thousand barrels a day to the u.s. it's estimated that by the end of next year seven hundred thousand barrels of crude will be transported to the u.s. every day you have got to keep exploiting the entire planet that will ever drop of oil is spewed into the air. so it looks like obama's approval for keystone x.l. is actually a secondary concern for the oil lobby so what else did the media choose to ignore walk government mayor make cracky what canada's embroiled in a major spying snafu of its own you see the sea as the sea canada's n.s.a. counterpart was just caught spying on brazil's ministry of mines and energy and egregious example of industrial es

it takes a chris farley lookalike crew. act mayor for the media to even pay as smidgen of attention to our northern neighbor meanwhile hundreds of thousands of barrels of crude oil are being moved by train from canada's tar sands of the u. west despite the fact that the infamous keystone x.l. pipeline hasn't even been approved yet while these trains carry only one hundred fifty thousand barrels a day to the u.s. it's estimated that by the end of next year seven hundred thousand barrels of crude will be transported to the u.s. every day you have got to keep exploiting the entire planet that will ever drop of oil is spewed into the air. so it looks like obama's approval for keystone x.l. is actually a secondary concern for the oil lobby so what else did the media choose to ignore walk government mayor make cracky what canada's and brought in a major spine snafu of its own to see the sea as the sea canada's and as a counterpart was just fine and brazil's ministry of mines and energy and egregious example of industrial espionag

hey, i tell you what, it's exciting to see that chris farley has been reincarnated as a politician. [lause ] as you know, halloween was on thursday. and, last night we premiered our annual tell your kids you ate all their halloween candy youtube challenge. a big hit. we have another tradition involving kids and candy. my cousin sal, every year, kids walk up and down, saying trick-or-treat. all they get its a treat. my cousin sal, wired his porch with hidden cameras and reminded kids in his neighborhood that tricks are an important part of any balanced halloween night too. ♪ ha-ha-ha! >> hey. happy halloween. trick-or-treat. oh, you guys are in luck. because i just finished a fresh load of laundry. and i have nice clean underwear for all of you. isn't this the best halloween ever? >> there you go. my tighty whities. tumble dried 40 minutes. >> can i get a kit-kat. >> some where else in the neighborhood. all about the laundry. enjoy my undies. >> i don't trust the guy. ♪ >> hey, happy halloween! what's happening? >> candy. >> you want candy. >> are you giving me candy. >> candy. >> than

hey, i tell you what, it's exciting to see that chris farley has been reincarnated as a politician. [pplause ] as you know, halloween was on thursday. and, last night we premiered our annual tell your kids you ate all their halloween candy youtube challenge. a big hit. we have another tradition involving kids and candy. my cousin sal, every year, kids walk up and down, saying trick-or-treat. all they get its a treat. my cousin sal, wired his porch with hidden cameras and reminded kids in his neighborhood that tricks are an important part of any balanced halloween night too. ♪ ha-ha-ha! >> hey. happy halloween. trick-or-treat. oh, you guys are in luck. because i just finished a fresh load of laundry. and i have nice clean underwear for all of you. isn't this the best halloween ever? >> there you go. my tighty whities. tumble dried 40 minutes. >> can i get a kit-kat. >> some where else in the neighborhood. all about the laundry. enjoy my undies. >> i don't trust the guy. ♪ >> hey, happy halloween! what's happening? >> candy. >> you want candy. >> are you giving me candy. >> candy. >> th

he goes in there they think he is chris farley doing a character ♪ that guy in a little coat. >> incognito a retake of the three amig goes together. he will be the ones saying his lines too fast because he is on crack. >> you are in a lot of trouble, mister. >> you know what, miller, i was going to book a bolder fresher show in toronto. i don't think that's a good idea now. you know what i'm talking about. >> i'm not politically correct. i'm off the reservation. this whole thing is going to hell in a hand basket. ♪ >> if i'm perceived as a problem because i'm candid, so be it. >> here in new york city, we can have the big gulp again, we can drink as much soda as we want because the courts ruled that mayor bloomberg and the board of health cannot limit the size of sodas and you say? >> it's about time mayor lucky charms got shot down. >> he they are always after me lucky charms. >> they are magically delicious. >> beware of the dwarf star who fancies himself a quay caesar. >> what do we have on this thing queen san. >> go back and cash checks off the stock ticker, that was a good idea. wher

he goes in there, they think he is chris farley doing a character. >> and you know what happened. >> are doing a remake of three amig goes together. he will be the one saying his lines too fast because is he on crack. >> i was going to book a bolder fresher show into toronto but i don't think that's a good idea now do you know what i'm talking about. >> i'm not politically correct, billy. i'm offer the reservation. this whole thing is going to hell in a hand basket. if i'm perceived as a problem because i'm candid so be it. >> maybe miller and i will go to toronto. i think they need some kind of common sense. >> you remember when marion barry's wife left limb when she found drug paraphernalia. in that case the last straw literally was the last straw. >> miller and i would like to thank all the folks in saying bolder fresher show in february sold out. i will be doing a benefit show on shamanot high school long island. i graduated from there and it offers fine education will bittle b.s. details on bill o'reilly.com. fun evening, talk about the books, the state of the union, it will sel

it is such a shame that chris farley is no longer with us.l tie and everything else. >> you are talking about the bedsheets and he is wearing this tie. >> it's vintage when it has the houston oilers logo on it. >> speaking of the astro dome. >> you want to do the "new york times" now? >> i don't think so. voters approved and told us they can expand gambling. the governor called it a major victory that will prey upon poor people. there so many studies that show gambling is a tax against the poor. it helps rich people and the middle class and impacts the poor. it said it will create jobs and keep money in new york. it's all paid in upstate. >> casinos create jobs like alcohol helps an alcoholic. they create jobs, but the negative impact overtime on the community is worse. >> ten years ago, casinos were not a clean way to save joshes. you are seeing this where people are. >> you, addicted. he wrote a big column next week about the negative impact on the poor and how things have changed. >> in a short time frame like gay marriage. people actively

. >> he reminds me of chris farley though. connell: yeah.esident bush on late-night television talking about his health and asked about the health care law. connell: there you go. so that means we'll talk about that with juan williams. cutting-edge autos out for show in los angeles. we'll be taking you there live in a few minutes. so stay tuned for that. pretty cool stuff. markets on "markets now." here is a look at currencies. we went out and asked people a simple question: how old is the oldest person you've known? we gave people a sticker and had them show us. we learned a lot of us have known someone who's lived well into their 90s. and that's a great thing. but even though we're living longer, one thing that hasn't changed much is the official retirement age. ♪ the question is how do you make sure you have the money you need to enjoy all of these years. ♪ to enjoy all of these years. sometimes they just drop in. always obvious. cme group can help you navigate risks and capture opportunities. we enable you to reach global markets and dri

i feel there are psychics all over the world and chris farley is trying to come through, biggest opportunity play this guy. i think americans want it to go away. that's what canadians do. they don't want to. i don't know if it's obsess it like it is here. i don't know who is speaking for america in my particular seat. representing all of america and canada. i feel so bad every time you show a picture of him. i do. i feel like he's the biggest loser contestant in lots of ways. he seems like a tragic physical. >> back to like intervention. there should be folks, he says he is getting help for his drinking thing. i don't know if they are doing that as political cover. as mayor, he has this sort of cover, right, that you can bolster around him in that we don't have to jump, you don't have to force him. he needs an intervention. he needs to stop talking to reporters, stop drink, go away for a little while. >> that is something we have seen here, we have seen with politicians in the united states like anthony weiner, they keeps. they become the butt of a joke, and they don't get it and they keep t

>>ade for chris farley.rushed playing the rob ford guy on l. >> sure would have. we have l been saying that. >> an to that. you wonder where this is goi. he has now been stripped of l his power. he h little staff left and very little power to make decision. >> he says he's going to g reelecte he says you just wait. >> have you we sn any polls? >> you talk to people the street and they're like plse tell me you're not here to interviethe mayor. >> but go back a couple of decades, remembein washington. >> exactly. >> he kept coming back. >> and he ended up getting reelected. so go figure. >> there were those initial polls that when the crack smoking video came out his numbers went up. i thinthat's been eroded a lile bit. people of toronto are getting si of it. >> a b of a spectacle here in american politics. a public feuhas broken out in the cheney famy, especially between vice president chenes two daugers. liz cheney is making a b to become republican for senaten wyoming. she digrees with her siste mary on me-

martha: a lot of people are missing poor, deceased chris farley, would be perfect person to play himsaturday night live." i couldn't help but seeing john talk to the real rob ford is more interesting frankly that you could do with him. bill: 9:30. nancy pelosi is on the spot forced to explain her comment that you have to pass the law before we understand the law,. how the democrats are trying to dig out of the health care debacle. martha: we'll talk more about that. this as well. unbelievable images coming out of the heartland. we'll ask one storm chaser who is very famous and nose a lot about these storms, what causes him to run toward the danger in these situations and what he saw on sunday. ve you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. yep, everybody knows that. well, did you know the ancient pyramids were actually a mistake? uh-oh. geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. he was a matted messiley in a small cage. ng day. so that was our first task, was getting him to wellness. without angie's list, i don't know if we could have found all the services we needed f

. >> i can't explain all the chris farley moments in this, but it came up and my producer and i had a, and you can get it online for $14 or so. i don't know if that's where the mayor of toronto got it. that's all i'm saying. nobody knows the cfl anyway here, so you're not going to get that offline. >> thank you. >> nice to see you. >>> a bombshell day in the retrial of amanda knox and her former boyfriend, raphaely sol aceto. they herd evidence that cast doubt on the weapon allegedly used to kill knox's roommate, meredith kercher. erin mclaughlin is watching it all from london for us. erin? >> brooke, while amanda knox remains in seattle, her former boyfriend, sollecito made an emotional appeal in court. at times appearing as though he was on the brink of tears. he described how amanda knox was his first true love. he described their story as fabled. and how his world was turned upside down after the murder of meredith kercher. he made this appeal to the six judges hearing the case. take a listen. >> i ask you humbly to really look at reality. the reality of everything in relation to

. >> reporter: even a dead comedian is getting into the act as they wonder what look-alike chris farleyly, sincerely, sincerely apologize. never, ever, ever. >> reporter: mayor ford is being afforded no mercy. his fall from grace punctuated with falls. >> he slipped off the scales. >> reporter: but not quite falling down drunk. >> big guy, man. >> the mayor was charged with being way too exciting for canada. >> reporter: people are making fun of the vintage nfl logo tie. it has its own twitter account where it says it's stretched pretty thin. >> what don't you understand? get off the property, partner. >> move it, partner. >> i hear you're smoking crack right now. >> where are you getting this? >> reporter: comedians are getting a contact high, imitating life. jeanne moos, cnn, new york. >> i sincerely, sincerely did not laugh at that story. yes, i did. it's crazy, isn't it? >>> "legal view" with ashleigh banfield starts right now. >>> the miami dolphins hazing scandal getting fishier by the minute. new allegations swirling around what the coaches knew and when they knew it. the suspend

. >> somewhere chris farley is smilin very impressive. >> well done. >> no tall bs for you while u doe t. as far as our weather is concerned, boy, we had a d as we talked about weather-wise and we havanother big system king its w toward the pacific northst that may involve denver over the next few days. they may be looking at pretty goodnow in the next several days but in the meantime, rgeous day, plentyf sunshine. mild 59 degrees. todas top weather, this storm coming into th pacific northwest. it's gng to be bringing --ou can e the swirl o clouds coming in here. rain alrdy making its way into seate. we're looking for showers and some heavy at times and the mountain snows getting together. look at these l pressure systems making tir way and eventually they' dive do. you can see the snow starting to spreadnto the rockies. what we expectver the next 48hours, right along the cot, a t of rain. some aas picking up up to ree inches of rain and then looking at 6o 18 inche of >>> it's actually that same syst we're expting to bring showers to the b area by tomorrow. i'm anony slaughter in theb