- wait a minute-- oh, god, it's chris hansen! [gunshot] - chris hansen! [gunshot] - dateline ? [gunshot] - i knew it! [gunshot] - there aren't really brownies? [gunshotss . - hey! do you have something to do with this??, answer me! - stupid shit, cock! - what? nobody talks to me like that! why don't you take a seat? take a seat right over there. . - suck it! asshole-licker dick fart! - why you little-- i'll tell on you! - wow, you're the coolest kid in the world. if i could call chris hannen an "asshole-licking dick fart" to his face, i would be so happy. - you would? can i just like hang out with you sometimes? like do your laundry maybe? - take a look, fat ass! i beat you! you aren't going on dateline. what do you have to say now? - oh,,thank you. thank you, kyle! - what? - i asked god to send someone to help me, and you came, kyle! i love you, man! - no, i beat you! - you totally saved my ass, kyle! you must really care about me. i gotta get to a psychiatrist and learn to control whht i say. ♪ i got a golden ticket ♪ thanks to kyle! ♪ i got a golden twinkle in my eye ♪ - aw,