i want to thank my sensai, chris harrison, thank you so much.mber, jane, jill january, caitlin, kelsey, ashley l., ashley s., ashley p., this is such a great honor. thank you so much. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] it's warm, it's warm! >> actually, i put vodka in the tub. >> jimmy: thank you so much. nothing like warm vodka. >> now, audience. jimmy. this is the final joke tonight. when you're ready. >> jimmy: thank you, chris. chris harrison, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and here it is. what do you call benedict cumberbatch on a date with 30 women? the coupumberbachelor. i see why he left. now that would be some show, the cumberbachelor. last week benedict cumberbatch received an oscar nomination for best actor in "the imitation game." i know it's not the golden hot tub but it is something. and it's deserved. not only is benedict a very gifted actor, his name i believe might be the greatest name ever given to a human being. his parents should get an oscar for naming him that. what if he wasn't named benedict cumberbatch? would he have

that's when they told chris harrison once you start planning a wedding, there's no stopping. >> clearly they were out to dinner in new york together and this happened. a fellow diner tried to discreetly snag a shot. she was caught. >> she tried to use her friend as a shield but their faces say it all. we see you. same thing happens to me all the time when i go out. >>> let's get right to the celebrity birthdays. influential folk singer joan baez, 74. >> led zeppelin, jimmy page, 71. >> sean paul, 42. >> duchess kate is 33 today. looks amazing. happy birthday to everyone. [ male announcer ] you wouldn't leave your car unprotected. but a lot of us leave our identities unprotected. nearly half a million cars were stolen in 2012, but for every car stolen 34 people had their identities stolen. identity thieves can steal your money, damage your credit and wreak havoc on your life. why risk it when you can help protect yourself from identity theft with one call to lifelock, the leader in identity-theft protection? lifelock actively patrols your sensitive, personal information every second of e

chris harrison says this will be the most dramatic flu season yet.et the flu shot wasn't as effective as they hoped it would be. now we have an epidemic which is bad news for people but good news for drug stores. sales are up at cvs and rite aid. somewhere out there there's a walgreens executive licking door knobs. they say that going to the drug store to buy flu medicine results in a big increase in greeting card sales because it's nice to let your loved ones know you are thinking of them when you feel like throwing up. drug stores give out flu shots. i have mixed feelings. i don't feel particularly confident about getting a medical procedure done in the shadow of a five-pound bag of m&ms. ground zero for most disease is that little electronic stylus attached to the credit card swiper at the pharmacy counter. i'm not a germ freak. i'll eat food off the floor if i drop it. why would we all touch that thing? everyone who uses it is sick. those styluses, they are calling with bacteria. they should store them in that blue liquid they have at the barber

but i was wondering if you could edit it to make it look like the host, chris harrison, is falling inhelor." i think we can do that. here. take a look. >> hi, guys. >> hey. >> sorry to interrupt, but actually, i need to steal chris. ♪ ♪ >> wow. ♪ look into my eyes >> this is going to happen. this is it. >> this night isn't even close to being done. >> i feel like this is a dream. ♪ >> jimmy: there you go. [ applause ] >> steve: slapped him. upside his head. >> jimmy: this one's from bill lang. bill, are you here? there you go. great. "jimmy, there are two things i've been wanting to do for a a while -- buy a van and get a a tan. the only problem is i'm so forgetful. is there some way you can help me remember to do those things?" well, we actually know someone who comes up with songs to help you remember things. he does these interactive duets with real people around new york city. so here now to help you remember to buy a van and get a a tan is the one, the only roy bongo. roy. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] whenever you're ready, take it away, roy. ♪ gotta make a plan gotta make a plan go

i helped produce and helped host the episode with chris harrison and -- and, well, some terrible things that will be in two weeks from tonight. next week we'll find out if you reconsidered when the woman came back and asked you -- you can't say yes to that, right? >> you're going to have to wait and see. >> jimmy: we know almost everything already from you. i hope you're never in the cia. [ laughter ] >> that's not my forte. >> jimmy: no, no. well, i hope whatever -- i'll find out. give me another three minutes and i'll find out what happened. yeah. in the commercial, i will find out what happens. very good to see you. watch "the bachelor," monday nights at 8:00 on abc. he's a good man. chris soules, everybody. we'll be right back with music from heart. we thought our cable internet was fast. but, our uploads are half the speed of our downloads so our internet is really half-fast. so half-fast. someone did a half-fast job posting our vacation pics. stop living with half-fast internet. only verizon fios comes with speedmatch - uploads as fast as downloads. get a fios triple play for just

i helped produce and helped host the episode with chris harrison and -- and, well, some terrible thingst will be in two weeks from tonight. next week we'll find out if you reconsidered when the woman came back and asked you -- you can't say yes to that, right? >> you're going to have to wait and see. >> jimmy: we know almost everything already from you. i hope you're never in the cia. [ laughter ] >> that's not my forte. >> jimmy: no, no. well, i hope whatever -- i'll find out. give me another three minutes and i'll find out what happened. yeah. in the commercial, i will find out what happens. very good to see you. watch "the bachelor," monday nights at 8:00 on abc. he's a good man. chris soules, everybody. we'll be right back with music from heart. >> jimmy: i want to thank anne hathaway, the bachelor chris, and i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, they are one of many great artists on this album, "the art of mccartney." here with the song "band on the run," heart! ♪ ♪ stuck inside these four walls sent inside forever never seeing no on

i helped produce and helped host the episode with chris harrison and -- and, well, some terrible thingseks from tonight. next week we'll find out if you reconsider when the woman came back and asked you -- you can't say yes to that, right? >> i mean, you're going to have to wait and see. >> jimmy: we know almost everything already from you. [ laughter ] i hope you're never in the cia. [ laughter ] >> that's not my forte. >> jimmy: no, no. well, i hope whatever -- i'll find out. give me another three minutes and i'll find out what happened. yeah. we'll do a commercial and i will find out what happens. it's very good to see you. watch "the bachelor," monday nights at 8:00 on abc. he's a good man. chris soules, everybody. we'll be right back with music from heart. [ cheers and applause ] >> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. they challenge us. they take us to worlds full of heroes and titans. for respawn, building the best interactive entertainment begins with the cloud. this is "titanfall," the first multi-player game built and run on micro

it begins tonight, the three-hour premier including a live event hosted by my pal, chris harrison.ere. ♪ hey, cal. snap out of it buddy. sorry. just day dreaming. about a classic truck with flames? yeah! custom chrome... right! and one more to complete the collection. (laughing) alright. how'd you know? you've got the new instant game from the pennsylvania lottery. yeah. $1,000,000 super cash, with top prizes of $1 million. (male announcer) want to see your dreams come to life? you could scratch your way to instant winning. the pennsylvania lottery. bring your dreams to life. [ cheers and applause ] >>> yes, that's for grammy winners common and john legend. they've teamed up for a -- oh, a powerful song called "glory." featured on the sound track of the brand-new movie "selma." it's scored them a golden globe nomination. first wergs want to check in with the fellas. good to see you both. >> good morning. >> had a great new years? >> yes. >> this friday the premier of "selma." tell me, beginning with you, john what it feels like to be part of a movie like this? >> well first of all,

it begins tonight, the three-hour premier including a live event hosted by my pal, chris harrison.where. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> yes, that's for grammy winners common and john legend. they've teamed up for a -- oh, a powerful song called "glory." featured on the sound track of the brand-new movie "selma." it's scored them a golden globe nomination. first wergs want to check in with the fellas. good to see you both. >> good morning. >> had a great new years? >> yes. >> this friday the premier of "selma." tell me, beginning with you, john what it feels like to be part of a movie like this? >> well first of all, the movie tells a story of a powerful movement. a movement that is still relevant today. still inspires us today. we just tried to write a song that lived up to the -- the -- the importance and the significance of this great movie and this great movement. >> it's great that it is bringing more attention, the nominations that you received four nominations for the film the oscar buzz. you are in the film my man. >> yes. >> and then the director said, hey, can you make a li

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and then chris harrison came in and said, hey, not to overwhelm you but there's 15 more. >> so all thesed. she was -- she is a woman who gives hugs for free. let's watch. two, three four, five. >> five mississippi, six mississippi seven mississippi. >> eight, nine, ten. >> look at the claws in the back. >> 12 mississippi. >> that was at least 12 mississippi. >> 12 mississippi seconds. >> let's discuss. >> wait. >> this creeped me out. >> the claw -- the old claw in the back. >> what was going on? what was going on with that hug? >> he liked it. >> she hasn't had a relationship in years. she gives free hugs on the streets of l.a. >> i like hugs, but i don't know if i would give free hugs. >> that's brit. don't forget that. things quickly got intimate with brit and chris. take a look. juicy. ♪ >> when we're kissing, it was honestly like i'm kissing someone that is my boyfriend, that i've known for a long time. oh, my gosh. something real is going on amidst all this chaos. and i'm loving it. are you like, tripping out a little bit. i actually really like you. >> what did you expect? >> now,

harrison ford. a last look at the late, paul walker. could thrill in furious 7 and do they look hungry to you? chris prat fines out when dinos dine. >> what kind of dinosaur do they cook up. >> from jurassic world. some of the delicious dishes on the way to theaters this year. >> look forward to it. coming up tonight on "action news" at 5:00, meet the first baby born in philadelphia in the year 2015, and if are you looking for the next health craze, we'll tell you what dieticians are buzzing about today. next on "action news" at 5:00. >>> "action news" delaware valley's leading news program. with jaime apody, meteorologist cecily tynan rick williams and monica malpass. >>> we begin tonight with a developing story in the spring garden neighborhood where a woman was raped in a parking garage at 17th and calhill, we know she was tacked and a person of interest is being questioned for the crime. rick is off and brian taff joins us this evening and we are following a shooting investigation right now in ben salem, bucks county. investigators are focusing on what happened in this house on woodier, a 911 ca

our people scene actor chris prat the guardian of the galaxy star is reportedly being looked at as the next indiana jones the company is being looked at for north movie. harrison ford played the character in the 80s, no word if ford is being looked at to be indiana jones. >>> taylor swift is protecting her songs and brands, she trademarked several phrases and song lyrics from 1989. they include "this sick beat" "party like it's 1989" and" nice to meet you where have you been" you would need that to put that on anything one she could not trademark was shake it off because that is owned by another company. >>> are you going through a tgit withdrawal. it's almost over, scandal is returning to prime time here on 6 abc what will happen to meredith and derek with his pending move to d.c. and who took olivia pope and how much does analise keating know about her husband's death. at 8:00 it's "grey's anatomy" and at 9:00 "scandal" and at 10:00 "how to get away with murder" and then "action news" at 11:00. we want you to join in on the conversation, our own alicia vitarelli will lead a live chat during the shows join in using the #~ "grey's anatomy," "scandal" and htgaw

chris pratt could be taking on the role of a lifetime. "deadline" reports he's being considered in the title role of indiana jones. the character made famous in hollywood by harrisonuccess with hit films like guardians of the galaxy and moneyball. his latest movie "jurassic world" is coming to theaters in june. >>mark:a developing story out of the south bay this morning. the family of a young woman killed by two speeding cars are now calling for a crackdown on speeding drivers. 24 -year- old kiran pabla was jogging monday afternoon on yerba buena road, when police say two men who were racing each other ♪♪ at kaiser permanente everything you need is under one roof. another way care and coverage together makes life easier. okay, a little easier. become a member of kaiser permanente. because together, we thrive. ♪♪ bulldog: mattress discounters presidents day sale! get up to four years interest-free financing on the entire tempur-pedic cloud collection! and, get a queen size serta mattress and box spring set for just $397. ♪ mattress discounters ♪ >> james: we're looking at some early morning fog is not that bad of slight warming coming this afternoon it will be a li