that's right [ cheers and applause and right now even chris pine, chris hemsworth and chris pratt are "wait, which one is he again?" [ light laughter ] i want to say congratulations to the 50,000 runners who finished yesterday's new york city marathon [ cheers and applause i love the marathon. it's the one day of year you can rub vaseline on your nipples in public and not get arrested [ laughter ] i can't imagine the excitement of finishing a marathon, for real i mean i get excited when i'm out running errands and i accidentally get 10,000 steps. i'm like, "oh, my. yes! [ laughter ] i'm sore oh, my." and the men and women's marathons were both won by winners from kenya which means kenya is probably home to the best marathon runners and world's most annoying instagram accounts. [ laughter ] we get it. the winning time in the men's women's race was just over two hours. or as that's known to everyone who didn't run sunday roughly, seven episodes of "friends." [ laughter ] you guys, this weekend was the end of daylight savings time so we all gained an extra hour which is - [ cheers and ap