chrissy! chrissy snow! no, my name is chrissy snow. i know, i'm jay garfield. jay garfield! ( chrissy screaming ) i get the feeling they know each other. i hope so. i've never seen anybody frisked like that before. oh, jack, janet, this is jay garfield. my cousin from san diego. hi. oh, hi. well, actually we're distant cousins. san diego is not so far. no, no, i meant we are fourth or fifth cousins, not first. my mother's brother's wife, uncle bud, is married to your father's step-sister's nephew's aunt vi. oh, no, no, that's not right. uncle bob is your father's sister's husband's cousin. can you follow that? yeah, sure, it's the theory of relativity. but i thought your mother and my uncle... no, you see my mother's aunt fran is married to your father's aunt's step-son, bill. didn't you hear? bill and fran got divorced. no! oh, no. well, that means well, you two don't look alike. jack, you don't have to look alike to be related. yeah, my mother and father don't resemble each other at all. ( snorting, laughing ) ( jay and chrissy laughing ) jay, can you stay and have a cup o

chrissy: $20,000! steve: 20,000. you ready? chrissy: i'm ready. steve: 20 seconds on the clock, please. "name something big and round that you might compare to your man's gut." chrissy: watermelon. steve: at what specific hour of the day do you function best? chrissy: 2:00. steve: name--other than eat, name something people do on thanksgiving. chrissy: watch football. steve: name a reason you might not go back to the same restaurant twice. chrissy: the meal was terrible. steve: name something a u.p.s. driver has that's brown. steve: suit. very good. chrissy: ok. steve: all right, let's go, darling. we asked 100 married women, "name something big and round you might compare your man's gut to." you said... a watermelon. survey said... at what specific hour of the day do you function best? you said...2:00. survey said... people do on thanksgiving. you said...watch football. survey said... name a reason you might not go back to the same restaurant twice. you said...meal was terrible. survey said... name something a u.p.s. driver has that's brown. you

chrissy, chrissy, chrissy. how come you never told us about darlene? don't listen to him. chrissy talks about you all the time. especially about how you helped her. has she told you how she helped me? ver would have graduated with honors. i probably never would have cracked a book my whole senior year. what did she do? she stole all my boyfriends. ( laughing ) ( raucous laughing ) could i have my hand back? i'm sorry. i'm getting so forgetful. excuse me. i warned you about jack. come on, chrissy didn't i offer to let darlene use my room? oh, no, i couldn't ask you to do that. well, actually, it's a rather large room so i thought... jack. i thought that i would sleep on our friend, mr. sofa. right there. why don't i go straighten up my room... i mean, your room. see what i mean? yes, but you don't have to worry. he's really quite harmless. yeah, and he's funny. you should see some of the tricks he pulls on us. on second thought i'll keep that in mind. mm-hmm. isn't she terrific? you're the one who's terrific. why? if i ran into an old high school friend dressed like that--

you don't want chrissy to come? no, i don't want to go with you. then it's just chrissy and me. no, wait. you'll come with us? yes... no... yes. i'll pick you up at 7:00. wait, wait, wait. how's it going, jack? i don't want to talk about it. he's mad at his brother again. hey, what happened? i don't know how he did it but somehow he managed to invite himself out to dinner with chrissy and me. oh, no kidding? i sure wouldn't want to be in your brother's shoes. what? oh, come on, jack. where's the one place that nobody can compete with you? my bedroom? where are you going tonight? a restaurant? a french restaurant. oh, that's even better. isn't that your specialty, french cuisine? your brother can't compete with you there. janet, i see what you mean. jack, listen, you should be a good sport about it, okay? don't you embarrass your brother too much. no, i'll try not to. jack, this is a very fancy place. oh, yes. chez robaire is one of the finest restaurants in the city. they know me here. good evening. robaire, how are you this evening? my name is maurice. ah, yes, maurice. yes. we

chrissy. chrissy. but i also promised you dinner and i tried to call you. she didn't get my message. didn't i try to call you? well, you said... i had to make dinner for her but i also wanted to make dinner for you. i made dinner for her and you. so you see, i went to all this trouble to make dinner for you three girls. jacques? here's where the explanation becomes a little more complicated. was larry-- my-my friend larry... i don't know if you know larry or not. larry, um... larry asked me to do a favor for him. i wanted to do a favor for larry and, uh... actually, larry asked me if i... [captioned by the caption center wgbh educational foundation] - i think poor little oscar's gone. popsie who's a pretty boy. - he never said that when he was alive, he's certainly not going to say it now. - i hear him ticking helen. - that's your watch. - you're right, he's gone. who am i going to talk to, who's going to greet me when i come home? - i'll be here. - it's not the same. i mean he really liked me. - oh, come on stanley, it's not the end of the world. - try tel

hey, chrissy, guess what? jack is starting a brand-new job tonight as chef at a very posh restaurant. ( gasps ): oh, i'm so sorry i can't be there! oh, yeah, me, too, but i'm down to my last six bucks. boy, i wish i knew somebody who owed me money. then i could collect. hey, i know somebody who owes you money! you do, chrissy? who, who? me! sh i was back at the apartment. then all i'd have to do is find somebody to borrow $20 from, and then i could pay you back. chrissy. can't you find somebody to take you? ooh, is that a good idea. that's really a good idea, chrissy but where am i going to find somebody who can afford an expensive restaurant like that and who doesn't have anything to do on saturday night and who is absolutely desperate for a date? janet? would you say no to a lot more money? [excited scream] you just won a million dollars! no thanks. or no to more vacation days? janet, i'm giving you an extra week's vacation! oh, ah... nooo. what? no way. who says no to more? time warner cable's all about giv

chrissy. chrissy... chrissy! that they put me in the kitchen was because they felt that lifting those 100-pound potato sacks would help me with my decathlon training, remember? oh, is that your event, the decathlon? oh, did that just slip out? yeah, uh, actually... ( clears throat ) i'm very good at throwing the javelin and throwing the discus. he's good at throwing lots of things. chrissy, why don't you go get your purse. let's get going. hey... i'd love to see you again. why don't you drop by the gym? i love watching a real man work out. i'm sure jack would like to see that, too. i will be there with barbells on. how about that? chrissy, let's get going, come on! so, i'll see you maybe later today. ( teasingly ): bye, jack. bye-bye, chrissy. bye, shirley, see you later. ( low-pitched ): "bye, shirley, see you later." oh, jack, you can let your stomach out now. one more. burn it out. ( grunting ) there you go. ( stationary bike squeaking ) shirley. uh-huh? where you been? out with some creep? harvey, you're my b

uh-huh, chrissy, not "guy," "guys," a lot of them. yeah, well, you'd be surprised at how many men in this world are willing to do a good deed. boy, it sure sounds strange to me. you mean weird. try and understand this, okay? have a husband and not a child. and some women don't want a child or a husband just a dog. some people are allergic to dogs. some dogs are allergic to people. that's they run away. cats are nice, except if you have a bird. birds are okay, but you have to clean their cage every day. but husbands like birds because they don't talk back. you know, i had this hamster once... come on, girls, let's go! oh, good. janet, where's your suitcase? suitcase? what would i need a suitcase for? well, you'll look pretty silly carrying your underwear around in your hands. oh, no... oh, no, is this the ski weekend? oh, i forgot. what do you mean you can't go?! we've planned this weekend for weeks! look, i'm really sorry, guys. i have something real important to do. so, so, what are we standing here for? come on, chrissy, get your su

announcer: and now did you see chrissy teigen's v a.m.a.'s? and other astute observations from the show. >> it's the american music awards! announcer: last night was the 44th american music awards, and anyone who was anyone showed up. justin biebering, drake, chrissy teigen's vagina, green day, selena gomez and co-host gigi hadid who wowed the crowd with her melania trump impersonation. >> i love my husband. [laughter] president barack obama. announcer: hysterical and it were latino or

. >> chrissy teigen's outfit was the most insane thing. i have no idea how she didn't show her whole lady bits. harvey: wait a minute. are there you cannot walk out like that? >> you shouldn't have to tell people there's a rule to cover your vagina. [laughter] announcer: kanye west, surprising political statements, attacks on bey and j. kim k leaving town under the cover of darkness and now canceling his tour? it's a "tmz" special report -- what is the yeezy with yeezy? until january 1. harvey: why? >> he said he's exhausted and said he's been working around the clock on the fashion line and balancing that with the thing that just happened with his wife. announcer: a.k.a. tub gate. >> and the rigor with the to youing without his family is screwing with him. announcer: yep, it seems like all of the pressure is getting to k ands it's adios pablo. but he isn't the only one acting strangely. >> she went here in her hometown 25 minutes away. she's probably not traveling. harvey: she just got on a announcer: yes, 5:00 a.m. flight to travel to an

chrissy snow? yeah. come on in. wow! well, why does a doll like you ( clearing throat ): need a blind date? why, i'm very shy. oh. come sit on the couch with me. well, i'm real shy, too. ah! uh, uh, do you like to play games? uh... that's what i'm here for. well, uh, let's play word association. ah. well. that's not quite what i had in mind. see, i'll say a word, and then you say the first thing that comes into your mind, okay? light. um, dark. hot. cold. switch... hitter. that's not right. oh, well, what should i have said? excuse me, i got to go to the bathroom. jack, it's not working. what am i going to do? uh, uh... flirt with him. flirt with him? yeah, chrissy, you know... i can't do... i don't know how to do... you just flirt with him, get him to confess. hi. did you miss me? yeah, uh... what'll we play next? confession. see, i'll tell you something and then you tell me something. do you want to know what a bad girl i've been? yeah. uh... and i switched the sugar and the salt. isn't that awful? shocking. okay. now

, we can do better, chrissy. big chrissy teigen fan. th she's much classier than that. >>> lady gaga was in white from head to toe in this retro '70s pantsuit. >> seemingly doing the mannequin challenge. >> and ariana grande a big fan of white pants and apparently very little else. >>> this weekend, turning to other news, a south carolina dad proves you're never too old to give up on your dreams. >> he's 55-year-old joe thomas. he's a senior. and now is the oldest person to play division i football. he ran the ball four times in south carolina state's win. over savannah state. thomas enrolled in school and joined the team in 2012 when his son, joe jr., was still on the squad. >> joe jr. now plays linebacker for the green bay packers. joe senior says this was one of the happiest days of his life. >>> records are meant to be broken. take a look. this is team from australia. they did this at a dam in geneva. it was quite impressive. >> yes, three aussies regained the record for highest basketball shot. they're from

this is chrissy's cousin. she's staying with us... who cares? i want to see helen, and i know she's here. she doesn't talk to her sister anymore and she doesn't have any friends... mr. roper, i give you my word. she is not in this apartment. and that's the truth, mr. roper. then she's really left me? jack... jack, i've lost her. oh... hey, mr. roper. there, there. mr. roper you should be ashamed of yourself. yeah. it's not what you think. he took advantage of me. i mean about mrs. roper. then you've seen her. where is she? i can't tell you that. you're coming between a husband and his wife. mr. roper, let's sit down... helen was a perfectly happy married woman. until these people start filling her head with those crazy ideas. like wanting you to take her out on her anniversary? yeah. things like that. mr. roper, this is all your fault. going to a bowling banquet on your anniversary? i didn't go to the bowling banquet. you didn't? no. how could i go after what happened? i mean, helen was half crazy. so you were worried about her, right? i didn't

chrissy teigen gets our "how did she get away with that" award. chrissy with the malfunction just waiting to happen. best-dressed baby mom goes to no belly. it shows, how is this going to go with the big puff. hopefully my butt isn't too big for it. >> do you know if it's a boy or a girl? >> i do know. >> are you telling? >> i'm not. >> tell me about your son. is he excited to be a big brother? >> he is. he loves my belly, and he says, hi, baby. i love you, baby. i can't wait to meet you, baby. bye-bye, baby. >> mrs. adam levine, and best legs on d between nina and julian hough. >> tell me about wedding planning. >> have not picked a dress. but we've set a date. that's one, right? so that's good. >> on trend on the red carpet, the ama co-host gigi hadid. and on stage she changed four that smoking hot one-shouldered versace. and the honor for the sexiest way to use a white shirt. >> my stylist said, let's try this effortless look, like you boyfriend.ut of bed with your &- i was like, okay. they put the hair, makeup. >> listen, if you get out of bed

chrissy teigen gets our "how did she get away with that" award. with her dress slit up to her armpit and a cutout back from every angle, chrissy was a malfunction waiting to happen. those two ggld safety pins, the hardest working accessories of the night. best-dressed baby mom goes to ciara. >> this dress is so amg azinon a girl with no belly. it shows, how is this going to go with the big puff. hopefully my butt isn't too big for it. >> do you know if it's a boy or a girl? >> i do know. >> are you telling? >> tell me about your son. is he excited to be a big brother? >> he is. he loves my belly, and he says, hi, baby. i love you, baby. i can't wait to meet you, baby. and then he puts my shirt down and says, bye-bye baby. >> mrs. adam levine, and best legs on display, that's a tie between nina and julian hough. >> tell me about wedding planning. >> have not picked a dress. but we've set a date. that's one, right? so that's good. >> on trend on the red carpet, the ama co-host gigi hadid. red carpet it was white off the shoulder lace. and on stage s

and jon and chrissie, yeah, they're not shy. >> breaking couples news this weekend on "extra." ? ? >>> did brad and secretly make a deal? the latest on their custody battle. plus, more breaking couples news. why prince harry's on the attack, in defense of his american girlfriend. and the pop star and the supermodel, major red carpet pda. >> good to see you. >> john legend and chrissy teigen's date night, and why he's saying this about their baby, luna. >> she was intermittently fine with it, intermittently pissed at us. [ laughter ]

model chrissy teigen has some advice for new moms out there: don't compare your post-baby bodies to celebrity moms. the wife of john legend tells "the today show".. she and other celebrities have a lot of help. she says they have nutritionists, dietitians, trainers, and nannies who help them get back so-- regular moms shouldn't feel that's the norm, or realistic. the former "sports illustrated" swimsuit model and t-v host gave birth to her first child.. a girl.. in april. at xx time for - around 70 this afternoon - saturday a 2 season day 1st half: sunny, breezy, & mild 2nd half: rain, wind, and rapidly falling temperatures - unseasonably cold sunday & monday - showers by thansg chilly start, unseasonably warm afternoon. highs: 66-71 winds: s 5 mph tonight: mainly clear and cold. lows: 38-47 winds: light saturday: sunny, breezy, and mild through lunchtime. late day showers, windy, rapidly a sudden, and violent end to huge street fight. why police say they don't have to look you love all-day breakfast. but you don't love that you can't get all your favorites. but now you can get more of what y

and j jon and chrissie, yeah, they're not shy. >> breaking couples news this weekend on "extra." ? ? >>> did brad and angelina secretly make a deal? the latest on their custody battle. plus, more breaking couples news. why prince harry's on the attack, in defense of his american girlfriend. and the pop star and the supermodel, major red carpet pda. >> good to see you. >> john legend and chrissy teigen's date night, and why he's saying this about their baby, luna. >> she was intermittently fine with it, intermittently pissed at us. [ laughter ] >> then, country king garth brooks joining prime time's

. >> chrissy teigen said they shouldn't compare their postbaby bodies to celebrity moms. wife of john legend said that she and other celebrities have a lot of help to trim up after having a baby. that help cichlids nutritionals, dietitians, and finally tonight the video going viral around the world. it is president-elect donald trump. >> this is a bird in china, looks a little bit like trump thanks to his golden here. the five-year-old bird called little red has been attracting visitors to this part. now they are looking at it for another reason for chinese online and it has taken off like crazy for the person in charge of the birds of the birds eye expressions are similar to the united states president-elect. >>anchor: never seen that kind edwards explains it.t. of a new hope. that is essentially our moving. >> the death star. a terrible weapon. >> through their journey we see the formation of the rebel alliance and the death star plans. >> everyone not willing to leave it behind? now is your chance to speak up. than your average droid. >> that is a bad idea. >> rogue on

john legend posted a teaser featuring his 6-month-old and john's ridiculously photogenic baby and chrissylping promote his new album, but these adorable moments all real life. >> i have new stuff for the next album. >>> still ahead -- laverne and shirley reunited. penny marshall and cindy williams in tears remembering legendary director garry marshall. >> i tried not to let him down. >>> carrie underwood reveals her guilty pleasures. then former teen idol avid cassidy only tells "e.t." tells the story behind his recent on-stage rant. >> i could have fallen off the front of the stage. >>> closed kapgcaptioning provi by -- >>> we need to start buying christmas presents and i'm thinking what else are we going to do about christmas? >> carrie underwood is thinking about spending the holidays with husband mike and son isaiah. >> he started to sing "dirty laundry." it was cute to hear him say cha, cha, cha. this hardworking mom deserves to kick back and indulge in some guilty pleasures. i mean, i love a good glass of rrd ine, for sure. there are certain tv programs i love to catch up on. >> her

. >> chrissy teigen's outfit was the most insane thing. i have no idea how she didn't show her whole lady bits. harvey: wait a minute. are there like censors who say you cannot walk out like that? >> you shouldn't have to tell people there's a rule to cover your vagina. [laughter] announcer: kanye west, surprising political statements,

we've also seen star couple chrissy teigen and john legend here in the valley spreading the same message. so with just one day until our next chosen... there is still time to have your voice heard. this is the future right now.>> one nasa astronaut is "rocking the vote" from space! astronaut shane kimbrough recently filed his ballot for the presidential election on board the international space station. here's how it works. about a year before launch, astronauts select which elections they wish to participate in. then six months before the election, they receive an absentee ballot, which is submitted electronically to mission control in houston and then sent by mail to the county clerk. a 1997 texas law allows u.s. astronauts to vote from space. nasa astronauts call houston home when they're not circling the globe. the unlv struggling to stay afloat. how you can help the rebels keep their paper, but time is running out! our hometown hero kris bryant going hollywood.... visting the set of ellen... what he told ellen was the one thing that was even cooler than winning the world series! daw

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john legend posted a teaser featuing his 6-month-old and john's ridiculously photogenic baby and chrissy teigen are helping promote his new album, but these adorable album. >>> still ahead -- laverne and shirley reunited. penny marshall and cindy williams in tears remembering legendary director garry marshall. >> i tried not to let him down. >>> carrie underwood reveals her guilty pleasures. then former teen idol avid cassidy only tells "e.t." tes on-stage rant. >> i could have fallen off the front of the stage. >>> closed captioning provided when i was one year old, i was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer on my spinal chord. but i spent my whole life fighting back. so you can imagine what i thought when i saw donald trump say... "i don't know what i said, ah, i don't remember!" "that reporter he is talking about suffers from a chronic condition that impairs movement of his arms." i don't want a president who makes fun of me. >>> we need to start buying christmas presents and i'm thinking what else are we going to do about christmas? >> carrie underwood is thinking about spending the

john legend posted a teaser featuing his 6-month-old and john's ridiculously photogenic baby and chrissy teigen are helping promote his new album, but these adorable moments all real life. >> i have new stuff for the next album. >>> still ahead shirley reunited. penny marshall and cindy williams in tears remembering legendary director garry marshall. >> i tried not to let him down. >>> carrie underwood reveals her guilty pleasures. then former teen idol avid cassidy only tells "e.t." tells the story behind his recent on-stage rant. >> i could have fallen off the >>> closed captioning provided i'm hillary clinton and i approve this message. donald trump: i could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody and i wouldn't lose any voters, okay? and you can tell them to go f--- themselves! you know, you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of r wherever... you gotta see this guy. ahh, i don't know what i said, ahh. "i don't remember." >>> we need to start buying christmas presents and i'm thinking what else are we going to do about christmas? >> carrie

john legend posted a teaser featuring his 6-month-old and john's ridiculously photogenic baby and chrissyote his new album, but these adorable moments all real life. >> i have new stuff for the next album. >>> still ahead -- laverne and shirley reunited. penny marshall and cindy williams in tears remembering legendary director garry marshall. >> i tried not to let him down. >>> carrie underwood reveals her guilty pleasures. then former teen idol avid cassidy only tells "e.t." tells the story behind his recent on-stage rant. >> i could have fallen off the front of the stage. >>> closed kapgcaptioning provi by -- when you're close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment? if you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. with taltz, up to 90% of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. in fact, 4 out of 10 even achieved completely clear skin. do not use if you are allergic to taltz. before starting you should

. >>> coming up, john legend tells how chrissy teigen planned to prevent the wardrobe malfunction. appearance as her husband kanye is hospitalized. as the drama was going down we were with kris jenner getting inside information. the very latest. >> this is the final picture of the 39-year-old rapper before his new meltdown, before being placed on a psychiatric evaluation. paramedics rushing to celebrity trainer holy pastor nack's home after kanye was said to become violent. tmz said he tried to assault someone inside the gym. dispatchers making this call. >> psychiatric emergency. >> something happened with kanye yesterday. >> new video pastor nack refused to answer questions today. >> we were worried he was cause harm to himself. >> kanye transported to ucla medical center. tmz reporting he was handcuffed to the stretcher but calls it standard procedure. kim flying to los angeles to be by her husband's side. she had been in new york to make

. >> chrissy teigen stepped out it was held together, get this, with safety pins. she had a brief wardrobe malfunction as the front of her dress flew open and she revealed she apparently dund like foundations. >>> lady gaga was in white from head to toe in this retro '70s pantsuit. >> a fan of white pants and apparently very little else. >>> this weekweekend, turning te news, a dad shows you're never too old to grif up on your dreams. >> the oldest person to play division one if i believe. he ran the ball four times in south carolina state's win. he enrolled in school and joined joe jchlt was still on the quad. >> joe jr. now playslike linebacker for the green bay packers. joe senior says this was one of the happiest days of his life. >>> records are meant to be broken. this is team from australia. they did this at a dam in gentlemen never is a. quite impressive. >> yes, three aussies regains the record for highest basketball shot. they're from the how igh. there's no pressure there. finding the ring is the first step. that's why i partnered with the diamond expert

john legend posted a teaser featuing his 6-month-old and john's ridiculously photogenic baby and chrissy teigen are helping promote his new album, but these adorable moments all real life. >> i have new stuff for the next album. >>> still ahead -- laverne and shirley reunited. penny marshall and cindy williams inea legendary director garry marshall. >> i tried not to let him down. >>> carrie underwood reveals her guilty pleasures. then former teen idol avid cassidy only tells "e.t." tells the story behind his recent on-stage rant.tage rant. >> i could have fallen off the front of the stage. vo: ending funding for planned parenthood. restricting our health care choices. this is senator kelly ayotte's record. ayotte voted six times to end funding for planned parenthood - putting access to birth control and cancer screenings at risk. and she supports overturning roe v. wade. woman 1: kelly ayotte says she's for women. but it's just an act. woman 2: voters definitely cannot trust kelly ayotte. vo: senate majority pac is responsible kathy: it goes by so fast. u're raising your own little girl