chrissy, put your arm on your hip. not you, janet. i'm talking to chrissy. chrissy, take your arm off your hip it's a bad idea. janet, look at chrissy. chrissy, look at janet. mrs. roper, look at me. chrissy turn your head to janet. all right. girls, change places just a second. okay. no, no. back the way it was. it's a hair thing. mrs. roper, look at me. act natural. will you just take the pic...! well. oh. there's no film in the camera. in that case, it may take a little longer. ( horn honks ) oh, that's sue! oh, her present! we almost forgot her gift. chrissy, i'll take your bag down for you. okay. thanks, jack. it certainly makes a difference without your nightgown. you know, all of this takes me back to the parties i used to go to when i was a girl. did you have a bridal shower, mrs. roper? oh, sure... well, not exactly a shower. it was more of a drizzle. but that was mary milligan's fault. mary milligan? yeah. see, stanley was her boyfriend until i took him away from her. oh, did she make a scene? no. as a matter of fact here we go, chrissy. mrs. roper, we got her this terrific crockpot. yeah. we figured

chrissy. he still has a cousin there named paul. chrissy, chrissy, why are you crying? well, i gave him my name and number and... and he asked me... he asked me... he asked you out? no. he asked me how much i... how much i... how much you liked him? no! janet, he thought i was a hoo... a hoo... hoo... hoo... hoo... a hooker?! ( crying ): a hooker. jack: what's going on in there? nothing. oh, don't tell jack. i'd just die. is everything all right? yeah, great. just great. oh, good, 'cause i thought i heard some crying. no. i was just laughing. ( gasping loudly ) everything's all right now, jack. chrissy, where'd you go tonight? she went to the funky fox. you shouldn't go there. people will think you're a hooker. ( shrieks ) you told him. somebody took you for a hooker? oh, i feel so cheap. cheap? that's one thing those girls are not. i-i heard about it from some guys. how could a guy think that i was a hoo...? a hoo... jack: chrissy, chrissy... look on the bright side. what bright side? the guy's got great taste. he picked you over all the regulars. ( cries ) chrissy. chr

chrissy, there's nobody in there. so... that's why she didn't want me in our bedroom. oh, no, chrissy. come on, janet, be nice. so this is what goes on under my nose behind my back. chrissy, i'm glad you're here. come over here. what?! come over here and join us. that is disgusting! you're... you're deprived! deprived? deprived? chrissy! all i was doing was trying to persuade janet she was wrong about you. oh, yeah? well, how about persuading her that's she's all wrong about me? i think that's what he just said. well, it's about time. well, all right then i accept your apology. what?! what do you mean, "what?" you accept my apology? all right, girls. let's settle this right now. i can't wait to see how it comes out. chrissy, were you trying to steal barry away from janet? of course not. you heard her. you heard her ask me to be nice to him do you recall that, janet? well... i guess. and, chrissy, do you honestly think that after the friendship we three have shared that janet and i would even think of trying any hanky-panky together? well... no. that was the scary question. don't you two have something to say to each other? oh, chrissy, i am sorry. see, i... barry was rea

chrissy! look, chrissy's home! chrissy's home early. look at chrissy, larry. look. hi, chrissy. i've had it all he did was talk about my movie. that's nice. telling me how awful it was. that's not nice. who does he think he is? d.w. hitchcocks? ( whispers ): what?! what's he doing? what am, uh... what am i doing? what am i doing? uh, he's... uh, that. uh, this. uh, that. uh, this. i'm trying to get this off of that. why don't we just forget about the whole thing and i'll be on my way. oh, i can do this. no, no, no. i can see it some other time. it's easy. no problem. uh, chrissy, there is one problem. the laundromat is closed. two problems. two problems. uh... are you all going to be seeing chrissy's movie again? yeah. oh! i'm going out. chrissy will go with you. we'll all go. larry's the only one who really wants to see this. i'm not too late for the movie, am i? he invited me. oh, fine! oh, okay. wait a minute, wait a minute. you girls aren't staying, are you? well, sure. i didn't think you'd be interested in this sort of thing. of course she's interested. oh, there you are! i

chrissy... chrissy... oh, my god... oh, jack! jack! what is it? chrissy is walking in her sleep again. come on! chrissy... oh, boy, just as i was dozing off. why can't she sleepwalk in the daytime? janet: stop shouting. jack: i'm not shouting. ( loud clanging ) ( jack screams ) oh! shh! quietly! i almost broke my neck on this garbage can. i don't know how to do that quietly. yeah, that's it. in the door. that's right. no, no. no, no. ( groaning ) that's a girl. now back to bed. i don't know how she can make it down those steps asleep. i'm awake, and i fall down. that's a girl. she's getting back in bed. is she really still asleep? yeah! oh, boy, i hope she doesn't keep walking all night. yeah, well, maybe i'll... just leave my bedroom door open, just in case. maybe not. well, i'll just go put some iodine on this graze. good night. don't worry about me. it's just a flesh wound. i'll be fine. shh! ( whimpering continues ) shh-shh-shh! shh! ( whimpering continues ) ( loud whimpering ) quiet! shh! if roper catches you he'll sell you to the burger joint on the corner. what's the matter, little girl,

chrissy, put your arm on your hip. not you, janet. i'm talking to chrissy. chrissy, take your arm off your hip it's a bad idea. janet, look at chrissy. chrissy, look at janet. mrs. roper, look at me. chrissy turn your head to janet. all right. girls, change places just a second. okay. no, no. back the way it was. mrs. roper, look at me. act natural. will you just take the pic...! well. the picture should be oozing out any second. oh. there's no film in the camera. in that case, it may take a little longer. ( horn honks ) oh, that's sue! oh, her present! we almost forgot her gift. chrissy, i'll take your bag down for you. okay. thanks, jack. it certainly makes a difference without your nightgown. you know, all of this takes me back to the parties i used to go to when i was a girl. did you have a bridal shower, mrs. roper? oh, sure... well, not exactly a shower. it was more of a drizzle. but that was mary milligan's fault. mary milligan? until i took him away from her. oh, did she make a scene? no. as a matter of fact all through the shower, she never stopped laughing. here we go, chrissy. mrs. roper, we got her

maybe chrissy's home. chrissy! chrissy? maybe she's taking a shower. you're right. i'll go look. hold it! i don't hear any water running. i'll go look anyway. maybe she's taking a bath. will you stop kidding around? which one of us was the last to the leave the house this morning? that's hard to say. you and chrissy left before i did. did you forget to lock the door? uh-uh. burglars? jack! there've been a lot of break-ins you're right! the couple next door were ripped off. you mean horace and mike? burglars don't care about your sex life. pictures, plants, lamp... well, nothing seems to be missing. jack! nothing seems to be missing, janet so you have nothing to worry about. unless the burglars are still here. you had to find something to worry about. maybe they're hiding. you want to look in the bedroom? why disturb them? if you're chicken, i'll go. no, stay where you are. after all, who's the man around here? my luck. right! ( gasps ) charlie, bill, you stay outside. careful with those shotguns. yes, sir! fred, listen carefully. take the muzzle off of the doberman. that's it. ( g

chrissy's home! chrissy's home early. look at chrissy, larry. look. hi, chrissy. i've had it with that stupid, boring neil. all he did was talk about my movie. that's nice. telling me how awful it was. that's not nice. who does he think he is? d.w. hitchcocks? ( whispers ): what?! what's he doing? what am, uh... what am i doing? what am i doing? uh, he's... uh, that. uh, this. uh, that. uh, this. i'm trying to get this off of that. why don't we just forget about the whole thing and i'll be on my way. oh, i can do this. no, no, no. i can see it some other time. it's easy. no problem. uh, chrissy, there is one problem. the laundromat is closed. two problems. two problems. uh... are you all going to be seeing chrissy's movie again? yeah. oh! i'm going out. we'll all go. larry's the only one who really wants to see this. i'm not too late for the movie, am i? he invited me. oh, fine! we can go out some other time. oh, okay. wait a minute, wait a minute. you girls aren't staying, are you? well, sure. i didn't think you'd be interested in this sort of thing. of course she

chrissy, is that you? ( thunder crashing ) oh, dear! chrissy, chrissy! what's the matter?! someone's out there! that's impossible. ( banging ) did you hear that? no. ( banging on door ) i didn't hear that either. ( louder banging ) i've had it. i don't care whose mother's... don't blow it for chrissy. oh! hi, hi. come on in. chrissy: hi! hi, handsome. wow... oh! this is chrissy's mother. how do you do? i was just passing by, and i thought i'd knock. why? why? oh, well, there's an all-night showing of war and peace down at the art theater and i thought i'd invite the girls to come along. but, silly me, i can see they're ready for bed. so i'll just mosey on my way. good night. good night. wait! you're not wearing any shoes. it's against his religion. uh, that is just like jack. anything to be different. good night, jack. you wouldn't be jack tripper? do you want me to be? rissy, is this the young man who's sharing the apartment with you? well, i... i... i... ehh... mr. roper told me all about him. i thought he must be away since you let me have his room. no, mother. it's not as bad as it look yes,

chrissy. chrissy. uh... jack and... chrissy. well, uh... uh... hello there. your wife tells us you're going to san francisco. i usually go along to take notes but this time he's got a temporary. a temporary what? well, uh... uh... you know, you look very familiar. oh, you know, i have that kind of a face. you know, it's a very, uh... ordinary face. you've probably seen hundreds like them. yes, it's very common. now, about the house, um... do you two know each other? no, no, no, no, no. you see, i thought we did, uh... but we don't. we'd better get going. i'm sorry. oh, well, that's all right. i'm sure that there'll be somebody else along soon. so am i. that's why i'm sorry. ( phone ringing ) i'll get it, dear. uh, look, uh, chrissy-- um, thanks a lot for not saying anything to my wife about us. don't mention it. it's not her fault she's married to a rat. uh, one more thing: [captioned by the caption center wgbh educational foundation] three's company was videotaped in front of a studio audience. umm... a little bit higher. louise, this is the 40th poster i've

chrissy, all i'm trying to say is chrissy? how about a little wine and cheese before dinner? chrissy... i know. i look icky, don't i? no, you look wonderful. i do? yeah. natural and real. it's such a refreshing change. it is? and those curlers-- oh, chrissy. reminds me of my first girlfriend. i was crazy about her. you were? oh, yeah. every time i came to her house she had these curlers in her hair. it really turned me on. they did? you know something, chrissy i love it when you're not afraid to be yourself in front of me. it makes me feel so much closer to you. yeah. come on, sit down. what are you doing? i'm reading. well, isn't that kind of rude? you said you like me to be myself. well, yeah, but i didn't mean to pull out a book and start... hey, but i'm at the most exciting part and i just can't put it down. you know something, chrissy even when you're rude, you're cute. that mrs. roper and i had a pretty exciting evening. yeah, we played dominoes for about four hours. which reminds me, i still owe mrs. roper 1,700 match sticks. that's nice. yeah, and we talked. yeah, yes, we did. ( chuckling ) did you know that

chrissy. chrissy! what are you doing here? well, i was worried about you. oh, no, i'm fine. no, i'm going to stay. oh, chrissy, listen, i feel much better. the doctor's here and everything. you mean a house call? did you say something, jack? will you please leave? oh, sure, i can see you're in good hands. so long, doc. ( laughter ) who was that? oh, that was... that was someone collecting for the church. dressed like that? she gets more donations that way. now, where were we? uh, my... my glass is empty. i would do anything for another glass of wine. like i said, first things first. ( laughter ) oh, jack, listen i told my boss that you needed me so get your clothes off and get into bed. ( laughter ) jack, now, look i will have you feeling good in no time, come on. janet, janet. hi... hi. that's samantha. oh. she's a friend. ( laughter ) oh. hello, samantha. i'm janet, i'm jack's... nurse! she's my nurse. thank you very much for stopping by, nurse janet. i won't be needing my treatment tonight. keep healing the sick. bye-bye! ( applause ) she's so dedicated. so i see-- has her own key and everything. you know,

chrissy, there are no rats in here. oh, good. they all got eaten by the snakes. what?! ( screaming ) oh, there's one right there! where?! chrissy... chrissy, stop that, honey. i think you killed it. yes. yes, you have. you've killed roper's garden hose. let me see. ( imitating rattlesnake ) jack. chrissy, honey, where'd you put the rake? it's over there somewhere. oh, good, you found it. listen, while you're down there, jack would you get me the rake? here you go. thank you. you okay? peachy. great. here, take this. sure. come over here by chrissy. see those big weeds down there? i want you to dig all those up and make sure you get right down to the roots. all right. okay. chrissy? hmm? did i just stick this fork through your foot? no. oh. ( screaming ) here's the first batch. did you remember to put in the eye of newt and tongue of bat? can you spare them? boy, this is going to be great. like when you painted the bathtub last month? can't you forget about that? well, you could have told me before i got in it. you should have seen your face when you stuck to the bottom. it wasn't my face i was worried about. do you know it took me a whole

chrissy, what are you doing? you know what? chrissy thought you forgot her birthday. her what day? oh, look at him. you can stop acting now. chrissy, you don't want to open... oh... oh, my. oh... oh, my. jack... oh, my. oh, jack... oh, this is... well... this is... this is all wrong. let me take it back. i'll just take it back. no, no. it's absolutely perfect. that's more than perfect. that is sensational. when you said jack would have something up his sleeve i never dreamed it'd be a whole jacket. oh, i've got to hand it to you. good, then hand it right here. you don't want this fake stuff. here, let me... oh, no, i really love it. oh, jack... i've got to tell you something about this jacket. what are you doing with tears... this is the most wonderful birthday present anybody has ever given me in my whole life ever, ever, ever. oh, jack... oh, jack... here, chrissy, why don't you... try it on? do you think she should, janet? yes, i think she should. come on, honey. well, here, let me help you. all right, all right. oh, yeah... here you go, chrissy. let me just... hey, this is looking real good. put this in here. i'm leaving it...

no, chrissy, you don't put elec... oh, chrissy, chrissy, bring a mop! ( phone ringing ) oh, the carpet... it's ringing! no, it's not. it's the telephone. you are working too hard. hello. could i please speak to jack tripper? he's not home right now. can i take a message? um, well, it's kind of personal. well, that's okay. i won't listen. excuse me? jack's not here right now. he's upstairs at his friend's apartment. do you want the phone number? yeah, please. okay, hang on. hey, larry, it's really nice of you treating me tohe lakers game like this. come on, what are friends for? actually, i was going to take betty but... she's a lost cause. who, betty? yeah. uh... betty, betty, betty... ah, betty. look out! that picture does not lie either. she's got a fantastic figure-- 42-21-36. and great shoulders. she'd need them to hold all that up. is her mouth. what's wrong with it? it keeps saying "no." and i thought you were supposed to be irresistible. i am. she happens to be the exception to the rule. so i said good-bye and gave her my mother's wedding ring to

chrissy. you know, she's a nice person and-and you're a nice person, too. i like you. and if i were doing this for you instead of chrissy, i'd feel exactly the same way. what way? i don't know. all i know is that you two need looking after and here's chrissy dating this-this total stranger. well, if you feel that way about it why don't you spoil the dinner? and ruin my reputation as a chef? well, excuse me. how's it going? i'm almost finished. now, chrissy, all you have to do is keep the soup on simmer. check the temperature, toss the salad. i can't do all that. you've got to stay and do it. but that'll ruin everything for you. if i stay, he'll see me. not if you stay in the kitchen. you want me to hide in here all night? no. only until he leaves. oh, please. no. for me. ( groans ) okay, but for now on just call me cyrano de tripper. huh? i'm cooking to light another guy's fire. ( shrieks ) well, michael? ahh... i seem to taste a dash of cinnamon in the claret consomme. i hope it's not too much. any less would be timid. any more would be precocious. what you have achieved is divinely tantalizing. does that mean you like it? like it? it comes straight from heaven. oh. that'd be that green stuff right here. oh. oh... ah... perfect. tell me,

chrissy isn't home yet. huh? chrissy isn't home. oh, that's a lovely idea, janet, but i'm too tired. no. you don't understand. all right, janet, what's the problem? number one, chrissy went out with the girls from the office after work and she isn't home yet. so what's number two? what do you mean, "what's number two"? well, generally, when people say number one they follow it up with a number two so what's number two? there isn't any number two. don't you understand? chrissy isn't home. jack, what are we going to do? i'll tell you what we're going to do. you'll go to bed, i'll go to bed and when chrissy comes home, she'll go to bed. then we'll all be in bed together. separately together. no, no, no. i'm too worried to sleep. i'll just wait up. okay, good night. by the way what time is it? ten after 3:00. mm-hmm. ten after 3:00? ten after 3:00?! chrissy's usually home by midnight when she has to go to work. why didn't you tell me it was ten after 3:00? okay, calm down, janet. you okay? listen, jack... listen, i'm really worried. now where can she be? there's got to be a simple explanation. like what? okay, like, chrissy goes with her girlfriends to this club, all ri

chrissy, it's the only place i can afford. no! you're not leaving! i'll leave. chrissy... then, i'll have to leave. why? i can't stay with jack. my father wouldn't like it. why? your father's not a minister. no, but he's half italian. well, don't worry, janet. i'm the one who's leaving. chrissy, you're staying. no, she is not! chrissy, you are coming home with me! excuse me. isn't there a commandment that says "thou shalt not push thy daughter around"? now, look here, young man... wait a minute! chrissy, stay out of it. how can i stay out of it when i'm the only it that's in it? daddy, you say you know what's best for me. aren't you interested in hearing what i think is best for me? of course i am. i'm a reasonable man. well... excuse me-- i think maybe i hear something burning. well, daddy, i'm not a little girl anymore. and i'm just trying to make a life for myself here i don't know how long i'm going to stay here. i may pack up my bags and leave tomorrow... or next week... or... or never. but i think the decision has to be mine. and... i don't want to hurt you and i don't want to hurt my friends but it seems like i'm damned if i do and i'm damned if i don't. oh... janet? yeah. it's all right. no, i just called you 'cause i want to say good-bye. what? mm? say good-bye to c

chrissy, hey, i-i'm sorry you're upset. who says i'm upset? well, you always eat too much when you're upset. so, i'm fat and ugly. who cares? i do. look, chrissy... i'm sorry i didn't make a pass at you last night. oh, janet, how could you wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! chrissy, i want to talk to you. now, sit down, chrissy. look, see, i thought that... chrissy, she told me because she loves you and i love you. i mean, i don't "love you" love you. i love you in a "like you" kind of way. when i say "i love you"... get on with it. chrissy, i thought we had a great time last night. maybe it could have been even better. maybe i would have tried to get it on with you but i'm seeing linda now on a regular basis and i can't help it. i guess i'm a one-woman kind of guy. one at a time. it is not important. it is important! if i wasn't dating linda i'd have been all over you last night. yeah, i would have thrown you on the sofa and ripped off your clothes and attacked you like a mad dog. ( phone ringing ) that'll be linda again. she's crazy about me. you okay now, chrissy? ( doorbell ringing ) all better? ah, mrs. roper. hi, janet. oh, excuse me. this is personal. what? what time is mr. roper getting home? well, i just had a call from him and he says that he's going t

chrissy? how would you like me to fix you crepe suzettes a la grand marnier curacao benedictine? well... ( doorbell rings ) oh, come on, that's david. will you do it? i will if chrissy will. okay. oh, chrissy, honey, thank you. thank you. oh, what... okay. thank you, too. jack! it's only one night. hi, david. hi, janet. you look lovely. oh, thank you. did you find the place all right? yes, i did, thank you. meet my friends jack and chrissy. hi, jack. chrissy. hello, david. and what wonderful things have you planned for you and janet this evening? oh, it's a special recital of 14th-century music with natasha angranovich on the clavichord. she's going to play her collarbone? i see. ( clears throat ) 14th-century music? yes. oh, wow! maybe i should've stuck with the baby-sitting. pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, it's 7:30. hasn't the baby settled down yet? oh, no, not yet. he's still kicking like crazy. he's going to be a football player, this one. no, i meant jonathan. oh, him. oh, he's fine, yeah. oh... that was a field goal. look, are you sure you're going to be all right? oh, sure. dr. james says it's not going to happen for at least another two weeks. ( doorbell rings ) yeah, and seven months

chrissy, can you maybe... see...? oh, am i interrupting something? i hope so. oh. sorry. we can talk about it later when we get home, okay? home? oh, oh, chrissy, this is veronica. veronica, this is chrissy-- my sister. oh, of course. i should have noticed the resemblance. look, if you two have something to discuss, can... oh, no, they can wait can't they, chrissy sister? oh, of course. yeah. i can wait all night. patience-- it's a family trait. listen, why don't you give me a phone call, okay? or if you agree to go out with me tomorrow you can save me a dime. tomorrow? oh, saturday. i've got a family get-together. ohh. ohh. but i'm free sunday. oh, great. i'll call you tomorrow. i'll be waiting. bye. bye. mm-mm-mm. she's very pretty. thank you. why? you had nothing to do with it. what's on your little tiny mind, chrissy? well, janet just kicked me out of the house and i don't think she has any right to do that. you did it to us last night. well, two wrongs don't make a right. let's go home. oh, janet won't like that. i don't care. this has been happening too often. you girls come home with a boyfriend you tell me to get lost. how'd you like it if i kept coming home with a boyfriend that

chrissy... i can't hear myself drink. oh, jack, i'm so worried. maybe we should call janet and tell her how we feel. janet's okay, chrissy. peter's an old high school friend. he was the most popular guy in school. he was a four-letter man. yeah, they make a four-letter word. be nice, chrissy. oh, jack, do me a favor, please. come with me and call janet and just see how she is, okay? oh, chrissy, i can't do that. she'll think i'm spying on her. so, disguise your voice. oh, come on. oh, jack, oh, jack, please? for me? ( groans ) okay, come on. come, come! how should i disguise my voice? make an accent. "make an accent"? how do i...? ( hillbilly accent ): howdy! h-howdy, miss wood. is this miss wood? hi. uh, i'm an old friend of peter van horn's. uh, you know, old pete's really a good ol' boy... uh, but he's also a lowdown, rotten sneakin' snake in the grass and, uh, i wouldn't allow him in my house without you got a mongoose handy. ( yokel laugh ) ( normal voice ): oh, hi, janet. huh? no, i-i don't have a cold. i was just, uh... you do? oh, well, thanks. yeah. what'd she say? she said i do a great gomer pyle imitation. i was doing jimmy carter. ( sputtering ) ( clearing throat ) tell me the truth, jan. janet. janet. haven't you been thinking about me all these years? well,

now, chrissy, what's making you walk in your sleep this time? chrissy, what's bothering you? what's... chrissy, what? oh, it must be mr. rogers. his secretary's out sick and i'm substituting for her this week. is he giving you a rough time? oh, i just can't keep up with him. he dictates too fast? oh, it's not his dictation-- it's his hands. the girls in the office call him "christopher columbus." what? the explorer? hey, why don't you complain to his boss? he is the boss! you have got a problem. ( both sighing ) hi. you know, the one thing i'm concerned about with now is the sleepwalking, though. sleepwalking? what are you talking about? jack, chrissy walked in her sleep last night right out into the street. are you serious? how long has this been going on? well, it started when i was a kid. you know, it wasn't easy being a minister's daughter. i had to be the best in school the best in bible class i got so nervous, i started walking in my sleep. well, just relax. i've got something that will take your mind off of it. i wonder what he's up to this time. what have you got? aw... aw! aw! yeah, l

chrissy, it's the answer to our prayers. that is not true. nobody prayed. okay, chrissy, okay. we'll start now, okay? please make chrissy change her mind. or better yet, give her one. look, it is not honest to sell him back his car without first telling him what's wrong with it. you don't think he knows? do you think mr. roper would have sold us his car well, even so, we got to be honest with him or it's no deal. mr. roper... yes? before we let you buy your car back you ought to know there are a lot of things wrong with it. really? like what? tell him. ( clears throat ) well, uh, it needs brakes. okay. and shocks. okay. and a new water pump? a few bucks, that's all. well, that's it! no, jack! you forgot something. what? the transmission. well, is it a deal? it's a deal. okay... here's your money. okay. plus $100. but do me a favor-- don't tell mrs. roper about the hundred if she says anything to you just tell her that we made a very equitable split. whatever you say, mr. roper and thanks. you know, i-i misjudged you. you're really a pretty nice guy. as a matter of fact roper, i can't wait any longer. it's all right, i got the car back.

chrissy starts humming ) uh, chrissy... this is fun. it certainly is. am i doing it right? i didn't know you could do the charleston. is that what i'm doing? yeah. how'd you pick it up so fast? i don't know. i just start moving and everything falls into place. that's so true. but it doesn't come that easy for me. i have to go by the book. charleston in ten easy lessons. yeah, i'm learning it for madeline wentworth. she's taking me to a roaring '20s party this saturday. 23 skiddoo! boop-boop-bee-do! hey, maybe i can help you learn it. yeah, you want to? that's good thinking. okay, right here. couples... okay, put your hand on my shoulder uh, which one? uh, this one. then i take your other hand and then i hold you very close. very close. our cheeks should be touching. our bodies should be as one. am i helping? you're not hurting. okay, now, what do we do? now, uh... we dance. you go back with this foot on three. one, two, three. ( both humming "charleston" ) now, dip. ( laughs ) okay, now what do we do? i can think of a lot of things. what kind of things? they're all the same things. jack! hey, guys. guys, there's going to be trouble. big trouble. we'll be all right as soon as jack remembers what to do next. what's the problem? well, i just talked to maxine devlin. big trouble, jack. i don't care what she said. i never touched her. the trouble's not you-- it's roper. he made a pass at her? that dirty old man... yeah, jack. stop interrupting. go ahead, janet. well, maxine said... who's maxine? she's the tenant in 301. you know, the redhead with the beautiful soft skin. i thought you said you never touched her. well, uh... only around the elbow. i took her arm once to help her across the street. yeah! anybody want to hear this? yeah, but you keep stopping. maxine said that roper came upstairs this morning and raised her rent $75. $75? oh, poor maxine. yeah... poor us. she lives in a furnished apartment, too. if he raised her rent, he'll raise ours. i can hardly afford what i'm paying now! i know. i know i can't make it. me neither. i'm stretching it as far as i can now. we're all stretching a bit. not as well as chrissy, but... what are we going to do? we'll fight him. we'll take him to court. yeah, yeah. legally, he can raise the rent if he wants to. well... what about mrs. roper? she's on our side. maybe she can talk him out of doing it. uh-uh. not when it comes to money. ( sighs ) well, don't you two have any ideas? do i have to do all the thinking around here? we can't let that happen, no. i got it. what? what? what does roper really want? a raise in the rent. no. then we don't have anything to worry about. no, chrissy, look. i know this guy. what he really wants is people to respect him. people to admire him, people to pay attention to him. he wants people to love him. and we're going to see that he gets that. we can't afford to hire all those people. chrissy, honey, i think the people jack's talking about are us. right. when he gets here, we'll... we'll butter him up flatter him and treat him like he's one of the family. he's right. a member of your own family can't raise the rent. it would be

chrissy...? no. no, what? i want to keep it for myself. chrissy, do you love your country? well, of course i do. well, you see, there's this little swedish girl... how little? well, she's average little. a little more average in some places than others, but average. i see. no, you don't see, chrissy. i promised to take this sweet little swede to see sinatra. what's she going to think when i don't? don't interrupt. chrissy, to her, i am america. now, if i break my promise she's going to go back to sweden and say that americans are liars. in sweden, this sort of thing spreads fast. it's a very small country. next thing you know, they'll break off relations with us-- no more nobel prizes, no more operations... and all because you didn't give me your ticket. oh, my. for amber waves... oh, here. take it. chrissy, you are a great patriot. no. i just love a good lie when i hear one. ( snorts ) oh, frankie... i did it my way. i've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet a pawn and a king i've been up and down and over and out and i know one thing each time i find myself... hello, inga? jack. how would you like to go see frank sinatra tonight? of course with me. you would? fabulous! no, no. everything's just fine. i'll call you later. oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy... oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, b

chrissy. now, come on. we got to get you into some working clothes. ( chrissy whines ) to you. to us. tonight. ton... oh! oh, my goodness, look at how late it's getting. oh, jack, i've missed you. you missed me? that's funny, i always thought you were the one who left. you didn't forget me, did you? how could i forget you? oh, susan, i used to think of you flying everywhere over the land and sea, those hills and valleys. ( laughter ) oh, jack, i want to fly with you. where? oh, you mean, you want to... oh, fly with me, that's great. what do you say? is it time for takeoff? ( gulps ): well, yeah. once we're up, we'll never come down. oh, susan, susan... ( laughter ) ( in breathy voice ): hi. ( laughter ) what? hi. chrissy, i can't hear you, speak up. ( loudly ): i said hi! hi. hi. i miss you so much my darling. darling? all right, chrissy, what's the joke? oh, i need you back at the apartment and i do mean need you. are you all right? only when i'm with you. what do you say, you and me? ( laughter ) you and me what? you know. is there something in your eye? just you, big fella. oh, jack, oh! oh, excuse me. i'm so sorry. chrissy! ( laughter and applause ) go home. but... go home! now! ( laughter ) i'm sorry-- i don't know what came over her. now, where were we before that strange creature so rudely interrupted? well, you were about ready to take it off... i mean, takeoff. i remember. ( audience oohs and ahs ) jack: this time it's for keeps huh, susan? this time it's for keeps... roger. roger? hi, susan. hello, roger. i thought you were in hong kong. no, that's timmy. as a matter of fact... thanks. jack, this is captain chadway. roger, this is jack tripper. nice to meet you. how's your strokes, baby? he

chrissy, put these in the kitchen. but i... chrissy, you better do it before simone legree gets her whip out. ( doorbell rings ) what do you mean by that? "what do you mean by that?" well, what? you know darn well what i mean by that. what do you mean by what? hi, mr. roper. come on in. we're just having a private fight. come on, join us. do you know who ordered them? doesn't it say on the card? it just says from a mysterious admirer. well, maybe it's that husky sailor who keeps coming into the regal beagle. you think so? well, i've seen the way he looks at you over his glass of beer. these aren't for me. these are for helen. it's the second bouquet that came today. didn't you see the guy who ordered them? no, mr. roper i didn't see a man order flowers for your wife. you haven't seen any strange men hanging around here have you? no such luck. you know, i just thought of something. if it was signed from an admirer it's got to be from somebody who hasn't met her. i wonder who could be sending flowers to mrs. roper. mrs. roper. she means that... i'm quite capable of explaining. oh, excuse me. i forgot. yeah, you're quite capable of anything, aren't you? jack, what do you mean by that? "what do you mean by that?" wait. hold it. what is it with you two? this is no way for friends to behave. well, i thought we were friends until i went to work for a friend and that friend puts me down in front of a friend. what? oh, no. oh... come on, jack. don't you think you're overreacting? moi? overreacting? overreacting? i never overreact. jack, we are friends here in the apartment... but not in the shop, huh? at the shop, it's business. and, of course, business is business. well, business is business. listen, maybe... chrissy, just mind your own business. jack! janet! oh... lot of times, being a teenager means living with labels. you know, like the ones other people give you. and the ones you give yourself. but what happens when you're labeled as someone you're t? "stop!" wearing a label you don't want... or find yourself labeling other people? it can be so frustrating... sad...lonely. if you're feeling overwhelmed by problems at school... "watch it!" at home, or anywhere else, you don't need labels. you need people who will listen. who can help you take control, help you heal, help you win. you need to call the girls and boys town national hotline. (tdd# 1-800-448-1433) 24/7, they're here with help and hope when you need it most. the girls and boys town national hotline. change your label. change your life. here you go, and thank you very much. thank you. ( sighs ) hmm... oh, oh. hey, jack! yo! ( shrieks ) that was pretty quick. when you call, it is my duty to be there, miss wood. oh, jack, are you still

chrissy teigen andby girl is due in the spring. there is no such thing of chrissy because she is telling the world about her infertility. and talking about something controversial, about how she y to be. she said that she chose a baby girl thinking john would be the ughter. also in the new issue of people, quote, not only am i having a rom her little embryo. now some questioned the ethics of gender selection. which was originally created to ut serious genetic diseases. not for choosing a baby's sex. and one method an embryo's chromosomes are tested to see if it is male or female.dful of for nonmedical reasons and can cost up to $20,000. last night chrissy's growing splay in a dress, she and john met fans at a signing of her new cook book craving.big family, she thinks a boy will come along in the future and tells people they pregnancies don't happen naturally.ish i had frozen my eggs earlier, so we would have a few more on ice. e speaking out against kret iks. writing quote, my natural blessing to god was infertility. ded people, i forgot it is controversial >> we'll see john and chrissy he is presenting. she will be there adding to the beauty and glam. and chris is prepping material for the big show. >> it is a real hard hole to dig yourself out of. >> chris will take jabs at the meeting with el chapo.ked oscars with the hollywood reporter but the bigger question is, what won't he talk about on oscar night? >> probably say something more e it is 8:30. >> you have to address the big black elephant in the room. man who might know chris best, his little brother, comedian tony rock. >> he is known for pushing the envelope. >> tony is hostin

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chrissy teigen released her new cookbook this included a tiny big problem. on a page of chrissy's new cookbook titled cravings , theres a photo of the model lounging with husband john legend and their pup pippa. notice the dog's collar, a close revealed it read call if lost and had chrissy's phone number on it. early buyers of the book took notice. she got hundreds of calls from random people. she quickly changed her number but didn't seem too publishing flub. in a series of tweets yesterday she said readers were gifted with a tiiiny phone number on page 111. she learned it after all the phone calls. in a follow up, she thanked everyone for the kind voicemals but said thanked everyone for the kind voicemals but said number. still to come celebrating 40- years... we'll talk with members of american golf club...les birdies when we come back. stay with us "announcer: now with the fox19 mobile app, you'll never be without fox19 news. from fox19.com to text and email alerts for breaking news and weather. it's all right here in the palm of your hand." frank cam 40 years ago a american women golfers got together and formed the the les birdies and today they continue to be a group of professional women who love to play golf, travel, raise funds for scholarships, and serve the com

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