and her name was christie chatolski. >> jimmy: that's a great first girlfriend name. >> i feel every iend should be christie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did christie chatolski -- how did she become your girlfriend? >> i don't remember anything like i asked her, not formal like we'd do these days, "hey, would you live with me," or anything like that. [ laughter ] one day on the playground, we're holding hands, oh, she's my girlfriend. >> jimmy: uh-huh, right. >> i think that was about the extent of our relationship. >> jimmy: how did it end? >> it didn't? oh, it didn't? >> i don't think it ever did, so technically i'm still involved with [ applause ] >> jimmy: bad news for her husband. >> very happy for them. >> jimmy: what kind of kid were you? were you a jock or a greaser? i don't know. >> i know. no, i -- >> jimmy: a mod? >> i was a sweet kid. >> jimmy: you were? >> i guess being an actor, you're kind of everything. but i did sports in high school. i was student body president. >> jimmy: you would student body president? >> senior class president, yes. >> jimmy: wow. your last name is a