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tonight, christina ricci, from "new girl", jake johnson, and music from danny brown! with cleto and the cletones! and now, after all's been said and done, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> thank you for being here tonight. great to have you here.

tonight, christina ricci, from "new girl", jake johnson, and music from danny brown! with cleto and the cletones! and now, after all's been said and done, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> thank you for being here tonight. great to have you here.

tomorrow night, christina ricci will be here. jake johnson. we'll have music from danny brown.f them to get married. and you're damn right we rear putting it on television. join us then. our first guest tonight went from tv talk show host to nominated actor to specifically make guys like me feel about about themselves. on thursday night, he makes his triumphant return to television as a brilliant but degenerate lawyer on "rake." please say hello to greg kinnear. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i was just talking to members of our studio audience. one is from seattle and one from poe land. the polish woman wants to know how to please a man. you've been married for a while. what can she do to please her man? >> the first thing you want to do is wear flowers in your hair. >> jimmy: she's got flowers in her hair. >> oh, perfect. >> look at the look on the man's face. >> jimmy: i think it's humiliation, i don't know. you had two daughters. now you have three daughters. what's next? four daughters? >> turn the cards over and they keep coming up aces. >> jimmy: do you wish you had a son? is it

christina ricci, kim kardashian, kenneth branagh. from "new girl," jake johnson.mer bachelor sean lowe and his bride-to-be, catherine, will join us. and we'll have music from jason derulo, danny brown, young the giant, and vampire weekend. i've got some exciting news to announce. the week of march 10th we're packing up the show, guillermo and all, and taking it to texas. we will be in austin for the annual south by southwest festival. we're broadcasting from the long center and we will give you ticket information for that soon if you're going to be around there. that will be fun. there is no place better than austin texas, there just isn't have you ever been to austin, texas? >> guillermo: no, i haven't. >> jimmy: we're going to eat everything in the whole town. including the people. our first guest tonight is a talented actor who does a very fine job of filling very big shoes, whether they be that of shatner or ford. he plays cia agent jack ryan in the new thriller, "jack ryan: shadow recruit," it opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome chris pine. [ applause

and later this week, kim kardashian, christina ricci, from "new girl" jake johnson, former bachelor seanbe with us. are they getting married on television? oh, my god, i hope i don't cry. [ laughter ] . and we'll have music from danny brown and jason derulo. so join us then. our first guest tonight is a rapper and an actor. he's a raptor, really. [ laughter ] but sunday night, he takes a break from solving crimes to host the 56th annual grammy awards on cbs. please welcome ll cool j. [ cheers and applause ] >> what's up, man? >> jimmy: you get more muscular every time i see you. >> you've got to do what you've got to do. >> jimmy: when is it going to end? >> when i stop working out. >> jimmy: how do you keep getting more muscular? >> just try to avoid twinkies at every turn. >> jimmy: that's no fun at all. i was thinking about you. yesterday i was thinking about you, and i was thinking, you're very nice -- you seem to be a very nice guy. your a family-oriented guy. you're on a show that a lot of -- you're a very mainstream guy. you're hosting the grammy awards, all this stuff. but i get

today, from the movie "lizzie bordon took an ax," christina ricci.py hollow," tom mison. plus, we'll continue our kickstart the new year series with the diet edition. all next on "live." [captioning made possible by isney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripa and michael strahan.

golden globe and emmy nominated actress christina ricci stars in a new movie on lifetime.the term dark is an understatement. it goes back to an old nursery rhyme. lizsy bordon took an ax and gave her mother 40 whacks. you know this one? when she saw what she'd done, she gave her father 41. yikes. >> that's a great nursery rhyme. >> tell us about the movie and the role. >> well, it's about lizzie bordon, and she murdered both of her parents with an axe in the 1800s. >> and it's based on a true story. >> yeah, yeah. it was sort of one of the first really sensational kind of crime courtroom stories that happened in this country. it was right at the time when tabloid journalism was born. >> how was swinging the axe? >> it was good. they made me do it a number of times. >> got some guns out of it. >> yeah. >> she was acquitted way back then. right? >> she was. because it was inconceivable to the larger society that a woman would be able to do this. >> do you think she was snent. >> no! >> hello. >> this is like right up your alley. >> it was fun. any time you do something that'