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we're going to now cross straight over to the speech, but when you the for administer of china who's addressing the munich security conference. lindsey place a good chairman christoph hosking point to share friends, colleagues, wonderful towards the world we live in is an increasing mix. all of turbulence and transformation, general question, many people are as a senior to hold. where is that which we are headed to and i may fall row for by the name of this year is munich, security report, not sure. it is headed toward multi polarization, boston insurance. when the united nations was founded 80 years ago, it had only 4 to one member station, a buyer to today, to 193 countries. right in the same bank with all of a multi color world who is not totally a historical and never to bill it to you. how are you? sure. it is also becoming a reality for josh. will most people there are t 3 k on to the conflict and confrontation talk? go to don't. does it mean domination by major countries trying to strong bullying the weak? china is the answer is that we, we should work for an equal and orderly mostly polar world. this is another major product proposition put forward by presi

christopher reeve. >> yay! >> you! >> our latest entry, this. >> is will reeve. >> say hi. hi. >> his memorial day weekend, 1995. my dad was competing in a cross-country horseback riding competition. >> and was just so excited to get down there. >> and my dad had been in london for some reason a few weeks before we said goodbye, and i ran upstairs to like, i guess watch him, you know, walk away. and i remember him turning, i guess, instinctively knowing i wouldn't. i would do that. and, um yeah, he gave his wave and. um, that was the last time i saw him on his feet. >> rumors have been flying since 42 year old christopher reeve fell off a horse this past weekend. well, tonight, many of the worst reports are true. >> wendy rieger joins us now with the latest from the hospital in charlottesville. >> today we're hoping to get an update on christopher reeve's condition. >> doctors aren't saying too much about his chances of pulling through. millions of people around the world are praying and remembering tonight. >> the reeve family has refused to talk about the injury. their silence prompted much speculation that he was near death. >> i just remem

crossing guards who protect them at our peril. >> thank you. thank you. next speaker. >> hello board of directors christopher white executive director of the san francisco bicycle coalition. and first of all, congratulations to director kirschbaum. >> we are proud members of the muni now muni forever campaign because transit friendly cities are bike friendly cities. on slide 22 of their presentation staff clearly indicated that another option exists for helping address the $15 million shortfall in their budget projections. actually asking people who drive to pay their fair share for the privilege of storing their personal property on the public right of way. but this option is not even being offered to the board to consider. instead, everyone in the city is being made to subsidize private use of curb space. we've understood for decades that bad parking policy leads to negative impacts on neighborhoods and induces greater car dependency both of which are impacts the s.f. mta should be trying to avoid. >> it's especially shocking that the options being presented are further cuts to muni service or putting chil

but before he does that, let's cross live to our political editor, christopher hope christopher, goodning to you. bring us up to speed with the latest, if you will. >> that's right. we're expecting to hear very shortly, michel, from keir starmer. he's spoken to reporters after that emergency meeting of other senior eu leaders. who's there? germany, italy, spain, france, of course. netherlands. the president of the european union, the president of the european council, the nato chief mark rutte. a really important meeting here ahead of wednesday, of course, when we're expecting zelenskyy to be in saudi arabia with with russia and the us, as they try to hammer out a the outlines of a deal. now, what that means for britain is not clear just yet. we that means for britain is not clearjust yet. we heard from clear just yet. we heard from number 10 earlier. they told us that europe must take on a greater role. it must step up to meet the demands of its own security, i.e. stop relying on, on on the us to guarantee security here. but having said that, they recognise that that security guarant

let's cross live to our political editor christopher hope. good evening to you christopher.l up to speed with what some of us might have missed today. >> hi, michelle. yeah, welcome to downing street. it's a big moment today. often some things in politics are signposted, like a budget or a big fiscal event. today wasn't. and the government announced out of the blue, really? they're going to increase defence spending by quite a lot. so currently it's 2.3% quite a lot. so currently it's 2.5% of our gross national product. it'll go up to 2.5% by 2027, and then 5% after 2050. that's a big increase. so in 2027, that's increase by around £13 2027, that's increase by around £15 billion a year. and that is in response to the issues that they've had with donald trump saying he may not support european security concerns about ukraine needs to support ukraine. they're paying for this by cutting the aid budget from 0.5% of gdp to 0.3%. that's around £6 billion. and the balance is made up from the economy, which should be growing again, we hope, by 2027. so a real moment here for me watc

let's cross live to our political editor christopher hope. good evening to you christopher.l up to speed with what some of us might have missed today. >> hi, michelle. yeah, welcome to downing street. it's a big moment today. often some things in politics are signposted, like a budget or a big fiscal event. today wasn't. and the government announced out of the blue, really? they're going to increase defence spending by quite a lot. so currently it's 2.3% quite a lot. so currently it's 2.5% of our gross national product. it'll go up to 2.5% by 2027, and then 5% after 2050. that's a big increase. so in 2027, that's increase by around £13 2027, that's increase by around £15 billion a year. and that is in response to the issues that they've had with donald trump saying he may not support european security concerns about ukraine needs to support ukraine. they're paying for this by cutting the aid budget from 0.5% of gdp to 0.3%. that's around £6 billion. and the balance is made up from the economy, which should be growing again, we hope, by 2027. so a real moment here for me watc