we'll be right back with chuck e.epp. i want to thank jessica pare. i want to thank wiz khalifa and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, this is his album "red beans and weiss." it comes out april 15th. here with the song "boston blackie," chuck e. weiss! ♪ ♪ he's a rotten apple no one likes 'cause he will steal from the blind ♪ ♪ she a dirty little sociopath that never cleaned her big behind ♪ ♪ he just got out of angola a stretch he didn't commit ♪ ♪ she was involved with a certain kind of lovee ♪ ♪ you know that superficial twit ♪ ♪ well i'm just like boston blackie yes i am ♪ ♪ well i'm just like boston blackie yes i am ♪ ♪ friends to those who have no friends friends to those who have no friends ♪ ♪ he's a sorry sad sad sucker that is looking for an easy way out ♪ ♪ she a forty-four-year-old teenie bopper that has sadly lost a good looks bout ♪ ♪ he's a big crazy man that follows me from work every day she's a very loose ♪ ♪ floosie girlie that has trouble givin' it away ♪

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. >> whatever happened to chuck e.ese? they actually have a six-year-old deejay at these parties? >> that sounds fantastic. as long as there's no height requirement, greg gutfeld -- my favorite birthday party, we had it in the backyard and we played pin the tail on the donkey. >> wasn't that your birthday party last year? >> that's how i became a republican. >> my birthday was right after the civil war. i don't even know if we had it at that point. you are talking about the gymnasium. i used to go to the teen club. that was a big deal. a lot of people brought some booze in and some other stuff -- >> kids are getting these experiences, then they have nothing to look forward to. we had a clown or a magician or a roller skating party. we worked up to the night club. what are they going to be at 17, 18, 21? >> it's actually a lot cheaper -- eric, am i right from the thing i sent you last week? it's a lot cheaper to go to a dance party like this than to a baseball game. >> it's insane to go to like a major looeg -- league b

they are merging chuck e cheese and your neighborhood bar, but i don't think it is a good idea. >> it sounds like this is something more for the parents than for the kids. >> it is perfect for the parents who still want to do ecstasy, but they can't find a babysitter. you are turning your kids into [bleep] bags. if you ask me what can make a toddler less adorable i would say house music and bottle service. >> you think a lot of these kids are named molly? >> they don't tip well. >> joanne you only listened to john tesh and yani. do you even know what this is about? >> no. i was too busy listening to my jam. all you need is for one kid to go missing or a pedophile to sneak their way in. you these kids to be violated in some terrible way. i just don't see how this is a good idea. you have the parents in an altered state and the kids are just running around. it is asking to be a "law and order" film. >> sounds like chuck e cheese. >> the parents are drinking and they are not completely there with their children. that said, i have been to one of these dance clubs in jersey when i was in l

tonight, johnny depp, from "mad men" jessica parÉ, wiz khalifa, and music from chuck e.weiss, with cleto and the cletones -- and now, how many times must i tell you, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

tonight, johnny depp, from "mad men" jessica parÉ, wiz khalifa, and music from chuck e. with cleto and the cletones -- and now, how many times must i tell you, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming.

tahoe, chuck e., eureka, sacramento, everything is there and that's the ridge of high pressure and we have a dry forecast maybe some record highs. sunny nice, a little breezy and warmer for a few. 70s on the temperatures and vacaville, sonoma, 72, concord, pleasant hill, there is 77 in brentwood, 67 alameda downtown oakland. 76 gilroy, that is the spirit, cupertino 72 and lower 70s, upper 70s, san bruno and lower 70s, we start to warm up near 80s and we go to a cooler pattern over the weekend. >>> today the latest battle between sum sung. closing arguments apple and samsung both -- samsung both say they infringed. samsung wants a few 100 million from apple. >>> burger king is bringing back one of its advertising creations. the subject servian chicken and they almost appear on 100 million and burger king launched it's number king service. coming up, why they say the danger out there is far from over. >>> this is a history in the making a story to tell my grandchildren one day. >>> well, it was once thought to be an urban legend, the big discovery in the mexican land i will have that ha

>> i am working at a chuck e cheese. >> those poor children. >> i like it. >> are you a charkt a ter?>> captain lips? >> really? that's what you are going with? captain lips? >> oh here comes captain lips. >> maybe lippie the lem. lemur. >> they say an eight-hour day is like an 18-hour day with you. >> i work 18-hour days. >> we are working harder as a society. our parents pretty much worked 9:00 to 5:00. >> they had harder jobs than we do. >> wait a minute. >> you are not a patriot. >> i work really hard. i work on "the five" and for" red eye" today and i work on my book. i workup the nerve to put up with eric bolling. >> do you do that thing where you kick out? >> the thee master. the thy master. >> that's what they call eric too. tonight's c block is sponsored by cashews. are your bumper stickers putting your family at risk? i hope so, i mean i hope not. either way i don't care. >>> for those who forgive have more years to live? i said do those. let's do that over again. do those who forgive have more years to live? in other shows they would stop, but i don't. i keep going. that's

these bright young people whereas i'm surrounded by -- for instance, there's a guy that works at chuck ee. now, this is what i encounter on a daily basis. and when i see this, it makes me worry. but not enough to actually do something about it. how do you get young people to do anything about it at all? >> it's like everything else, the more user friendly you make it, the more likely they are to do it. but i spent a lot of time, for example, thinking about how we can encourage young people to vote. and i think that all these efforts that have been made over the last 25 years are now at risk because the supreme court says it's okay to make it harder for people to vote now. i think that's a mistake. this generation of young people has a higher percentage of its number actually participating in volunteer activities and trying to help their communities and trying to help people around the world. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yes, than even in the '60s generation. and we thought we were the most uber socially conscious group of young people you could imagine. are they preoccupied with texting th

health investigators are looking into an outbreak of norro virus at a chuck e.in minneapolis. i don't want to sound like a know it all but that's what happens when a mouse makes your pizza. ladies and gentlemen, the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: how are we doing 8g band? are we good? how are you fred? >> fred: i'm doing great. >> seth: fred, there is someone joining us tonight. >> fred: yeah, this is my friend brendan canty he is from washington, d.c. >> seth: all right, welcome brendan. thank you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] and we talked about it yesterday. you sent may clip because it aired tonight. i watched it this morning in the office. this episode of "portlandia" you -- where the feminist book store ladies talk, and give -- they basically coach the portland trail blazers. >> fred: yeah. >> seth: and you got the real portland trail blazers to participate. >> fred: we did. it was -- we couldn't believe it. >> seth: it was so great. they're outstanding in it. >> fred: they're great. they're great in i

. >> chuck e. cheese. >> nope, not even that. >> christina called it our blackout period.wow. come on. >> wait until you guys get old. we're not taking mom and dad out. they're too old to be in public. >> spooning your oatmeal wrong, buddy. going to be stuck at home. >> what is the appropriate age then? >> to go out in public? i'd say 12 to 14. >> when they can read a menu. >> when they can pay for themselves. >> exactly. but what i mean is, these people are different than us. they see parenting and the world different than we do. probably not a good idea. >> we should point out our chief correspondent did say the national guard would not charge for what is considered a rescue at sea. according to a navy official, think national guard disaster relief or tornados, floods, etc. those are aided and not billed. so they are expected to be choppered home to san diego tomorrow. >> so they do get a cool chopper ride out of it. >> they get life experience. >> that's not so bad. >> look at these pictures. >> i don't think they should be charged. it was a rescue. we don't want to hav

chuck... angie, in our cover story, mary barra, general motors' c-e-o for less than three months began facing two days of congressional grilling. the safety flaws in 2.6 million g-m cars now being recalled have been detailed for weeks. but congress wants to know why g-m which taxpayers bailed out, took more than ten years to act upon it. general motors ceo, mary barra offered an apology to victims and their families and a vow--- to find out if key engineering employees at g-m covered up or were incompetent in accepting substandard ignition switches and why they were installed in chevy cobalts and other g-m cars, anyway. i want to know that as much as you do. it's not how we do business today. it's not how we want to design and engineer cars for our customers." the faulty ignition switches have been linked to 13- fatalties. the victims pictures lined the hearing room. in a lawsuit, the families of three teenagers killed allege that the automaker knew about the problem but jeopardized lives in order to cut costs. "what was to have been a simple shopping excursion turned into a death trap as the

here's chuck coppola with news about the regulators stepping in to the growing e-cigarette market. the 2-billion dollar electronic cigarette industry is headed for government regulation. the food and drug administration wants rules banning sales of e- cigs to minors, and for manufacturers to put health warnings on any nicotine- delivering devices.rules will include cigars, pipe tobacco and hookahs,but will not restrict television advertisements or flavorings. a lot of deal news in the health care sector this week. look at the zing in the stock for zimmer holdings. up 12 percent to an all time high after it said it would buy one of its rivals - biomet which also makes orthopedic devices, like artificial hips and knees. that news also stopped biomet's plans to launch an initial public offering. separetly the 2 companies had nearly 8 billion dollars in sales last year. zimmer expects double digit earnings in the first year of the merger. accretive health's ceo is stepping down after less than two years on the job. stephen schuckenbrock's is set to leave on october 2, when his contract

in 20 and nine, chuck todd of -- of nbc saidck todd e year.he tweet of th i beat out sarah palin and snooki. was as jimmy carter bring out korea -- to someone who was in america to -- who was imprisoned in north korea. hey, you need to pay attention to united states travel warnings. we are running out of ex-president's. [laughter] kim family ended up at a show in west singapore, i said, hey, the family should get out more often. a wonderful thing. that is what culture is all about. the other side of the coin is, there is a delicate issue of when a and what happens government -- turkey's list for example. it tries to turn off social media because there is something on youtube they don't like. and obviously we demonstrate by example that, you know, you are allowed to ignore it. [laughter] it is ultimately what tolerance is all about. if we practice it, then we can lead by example. go, oh, yeah,g to we ought to -- over time, they will. but obviously this is a process that will take some time. i do think in the cultural area, sure, we do have programs they don't like. by the same token,

e-s. >> up next "daily rundown with chuck todd." >>> a deadly decade before a recall and now a consumer crisis for general motors. you remember them, the company that taxpayers, you and i, saved not so long ago. hours after meeting with families of victims, the car companies face tough questions over faulty ignitions. we'll talk to the chairman running that hearing. day one of life after the sign-up deadline for health care. we'll ask the dnc chair debbie wasserman schultz if any of her house colleagues plan to run for re-election talking about it. >>> former bush treasury official who ended up serving in the obama white house, wants to knock out governor jerry brown. does any republican have a chance statewide in california? especially one who is known as t.a.r.p.'s top touter? it's an illiterate morning here. good morning. it's tuesday, april 1st, 2014. this is "the daily rundown." yes, it's april fools' day. i feel like twitter and the internet ruined april fool's a long time ago. let's get to the headlines first. the immediate one is what's going on with gm. on the ceo of general mo

chuck coppola steps in now with more on the ipo market monster. angie, it's being called "bigger than facebook". anticipation is huge as rumours swirl that chinese e-commerce site alibaba is prepping for an ipo in the u.s. the company has more sales than amazon and ebay combined, and has a $15 billion dollar valuation. that could rise to as much as 150 billion dollars after the ipo. analysts are speculating the stock will debut this summer. josef schuster of ipo-x- schuster expects it to debut-- this november. "it could be really exciting for the us capital markets to have a primary listing like alibaba which is really a key name in the e-commerce space " alibaba is not commenting on the buildup of rumours. yahoo holds a 24% stake in alibaba, and its stock is on the go. shares jumped 6% yesterday. the u.s. economy still needs little help from the fed. that's one of the points that came from federal reserve chairman janet yellen who spoke yesterday at the economic club of new york. yellen says the fed's policies must respond to significant unexpected twist and turns in the economy. the u.s. is still far from maximum employment. and, the fed's forec

e tracks from the truck. the bus driver swerved to try to avoid the collision. chuckreceive the son reports. >> investigators are combing the area, searching for clues to that fiery explosion when a fedex tractor-trailer slammed into a tour bus full of college bound high school students. the ntsb say the bus driver made defensive maneuvers to avoid the truck. >> there was an action on the part of the driver to stop the vehicle and there's a reaction beyond the braking to swerving the right. >>> i looked over and saw the fedex truck coming straight for me. the driver reported seeing flames underneath the tractor-trailer before it swerved into the on coming bus. >> left the southbound lanes at a 10 degrees angle and there are no tire marks braking tire marks in the median or the northbound lanes. >> this charred, mangled shell the remnant of the terrible collision that claimed ten lives and injured so many others. some people were ejected from the new bus in service only about a month and was equipped with seat belts. >> we're going to looking intoing whether see the be

chuck todd in tokyo. >>> still ahead for us on the broadcast, new rules just announced for what is being marketed as a smoking substitute. the feds are stepping in on the e-cigarette industry. and later, what a 10-year-old visitor handed to the first lady during a visit to the white house. a moment caught on camera and getting a lot of i a tension. >>> the federal government today announced the first steps toward regulating e-cigarettes. they are growing in popularity, especially among those trying to quit traditional cigarettes. the fda needs to know much more about the risks and so far they say they don't know much. our report tonight from nbc's tom costello. >> reporter: they are springing up across the country, vapor bars, caters to e-cigarette customers, many trying to wean themselves off of tobacco. in los angeles, the liquid nicotine business is booming. >> it's water vapor, so it's very light tasting. >> i have green tea lemonade, like a pineapple peach. >> reporter: fueled by a massive marketing campaign. >> i've been a smoker for 20 years. and i just found a smarter alternative. >> reporter: e-cig sales have taken off, $2 billion last year and

chuck coppolla for an update a hot topic at gm.. angie-- new findings in a house committee's investigation into general motors handling of recalls could put the automaker's new c-e-o on the defensive. new documents detail that mary barra received emails as far back as 20-11 regarding steering issues in cars that were subsequently recalled. gm quickly put out a comment on twitter that the the saturn ion steering issue, is completely separate from the ignition- related recall. the companies shares fell 4% friday.. citigroup earnings due out this morning could set the tone for the trading day. investors are bracing for a year over year decline of 5.5% in revenues to $19.37 billion dollars. analysts recently shaved a couple pennies off earnings projections. citi is reeling from a banking scandal in mexico. and, the federal reserve rejecting the banks request to boost its dividend and buy back more shares. citigroup stock is down nearly $10 this year. "right now, i'm probably a little bearish on bank stocks. i think earnings are going to be down from last year because there's still pressure on asset yields." last friday-- jp morgan triggered market jitters after miss

@e@8 >>> a near riot breaking out in a california courtroom. an iraqi immigrant accused of beating his wife to death chuck shaking his head after hearing a verdict guilty. then he begins to pray.chucklin after hearing a verdict guilty. then he begins to pray. moments later he starts scream. that's when the chaos started. translator says the convicted man was glaring his innocence saying god knows he's not the killer and that he was tried unfairly for what he calls a hate crime. >>> the captain of that ferry that sank off south korea's coast possibly facing prosecution. authorities seeking arrest warrants for him and two crew members as searchers rush to find the hundreds still missing. 28 are confirmed dead and now reports the third mate was steering the ship at the time when it began list to ing to on side. david piper is following the story from thailand. >> reporter: search teams have been struggling all day to get inside the stricken ship and hopes are fading that anyone could still be alive inside it. the boat has actually now totally submerged. they're using air bags to stop sinking further. divers

e-s. >> up next "daily rundown with chuck todd." >>> a deadly decade before a recall and now a consumerved not so long ago. hours after meeting with families of victims, the car companies face tough questions over faulty ignitions. we'll talk to the chairman running that hearing. day one of life after the sign-up deadline for health care. we'lk

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