>> i'm not a big fan, but i'm not chuck norris. >> you can become chuck norris. can do a board, too. >> mike: c'mon! [ applause ] >> all right. now you break the healthcare bill. >> mike: what if i break my hand? >> you won't break it. just go through it. just think -- go all the way through it. >> mike: you almost did it. [ laughter ] okay. >> all right. >> mike: you know if i break my hand, i'll never speak to you again. it's chuck norris. what am i going to do about it, huh? >> there you go. >> mike: oh! [ applause ] >> mike: oh! have a seat, chuck. >> okay. >> mike: we had a little fun. had to do that. off brand new book that's sort of a collection of all things chuck norris. tell me how in the world did this chuck norris joke thing get started? this is unbelievable. >> this started four years ago. a college kid sent me several chuck norris facts on my e-mail and i'm reading them and i'm laughing. they're pretty funny. and so anyway, from there, the college kids caught on to it and it started going around to all the universities and the colleges. and then it