but it was changed because nobody crosses chuck norris and lives, brian. >> classic. chuck norris.o you know jean-claude van damme? >> i do. lion heart, one of my favorites. >> you have to check out this -- >> double take. >> and with one with the penguins hockey game. the world coming to an end. this volkswagen ad has him doing a split between two moving trucks. ♪ who can say where the road goes where the day flows only time ♪ ♪ and who can say if your love grows as your heart shows only time ♪ ♪ >> it's volv ooro, actually. if it's real, it's fabulous. go back to '87 and "death wish." that's just wrong. got to show these. he's 53. i'm 42. i can hardly touch my toes. >>> who is your favorite tv bit player to become a star. the best tweets coming up. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] old el paso frozen entrées. now in freezers. but, dad, you've got... [ voice of dennis ] allstate. with accident forgiveness, they guarantee your rates won't go up just because of an accident. smart kid. [ voice of dennis ] indeed. are you in good hands? >>> all right, so john oliver is getting a show on hbo. we

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. >> the one thing that putin has that chuck norris doesn't -- >> the super bowl ring. >> super bowl nuclear weapons. putin, norris, you make the call. >> thank you, andy. appreciate it. >>> 26 minutes past the hour republican the death toll rising in the philippines. people are struggling to find food and water there. we are live with the latest when we come back. an irregular heartbeat, not caused by a heart valve problem. that puts jim at a greater risk of stroke. for years, jim's medicine tied him to a monthly trip to the clinic to get his blood tested. but now, with once-a-day xarelto®, jim's on the move. jim's doctor recommended xarelto®. like warfarin, xarelto® is proven effective to reduce afib-related stroke risk. but xarelto® is the first and only once-a-day prescription blood thinner for patients with afib not caused by a heart valve problem. that doesn't require routine blood monitoring. so jim's not tied to that monitoring routine. [ gps ] proceed to the designated route. not today. [ male announcer ] for patients currently well managed on warfarin, there is limited info

can also count on the unconditional support of another star chuck norris i chuck norris. hall i can use my roundhouse kick. my. other celebrities publicly proclaim their support of open arms trading. among bruce willis clint eastwood. and the stars aren't necessarily members of the n.r.a. . sort of in the media a seductive image that hides the radical discourse. we tried to get an interview with the n.r.a. but they didn't want to talk on camera. eventually one pro arms lobbyist agreed to meet us the gun owners of america association in virginia made up of three hundred thousand members. eric pratt is the man responsible for communications he records pro arms videos weekly which he then posts on the internet like exposed to be tired age all throughout the spring of two thousand and eleven bloomberg sponsored a cross-country tour in his efforts to impose extreme restrictions upon second amendment rights four times as many americans die negligently at the hands of doctors than are killed by farmers i'm not saying that we should do away with doctors it just means we live in a

i'm sure it was chuck norris jokes. >> chuck norris has counted to infinity twice.nteresting sports guy in the world. >> he is the most interesting sports guy in the world. what's your favorite one? think about it. we'll get to it. >>> we're now at the top of the hour which means it's time for the top news. >>> new just this hour, two secret service agents under investigation for misconduct. a bullet left in a hotel room, sexually suggestive e-mails and more details that seem right out of a spy novel. >>> the health care enrollment numbers are out and it's not looking good for the white house. democrats are losing patience but they are turning against the president now. >> a class-action suit filed by actor rob brown alleging that racial profiling is part of doing business at macy's, he says he was targeted for shopping while black. he insists he's not alone. he joins us live. >>> your "new day" starts right now. >> announcer: this is "new day," with chris cuomo, kate bolduan and michaela pereira. >> good morning. welcome to "new day," 7:00 in the east. here is a lo

chuck norris. drew carey. morgan freeman. >>> >>> you're on "the list."a sweet way to -- we've got a sweet way to say thank you to the troops. nicki mayo has that and more stories you will be tweeting around from baltimore. >> reporter: at number one, mission barbecue stops for the national anthem, honoring our service men and women but today on veterans day, they brought a different flavor of patriotism. >> we don't believe there's nothing more american than barbecue. [inaudible [ [. >> reporter: they treated the troops to a military cake from charm city. the edible creation has 56 pillars, a sugar art fountain and a tribute to the military branches. all right. what do you think? does this pass inspection. >> beautiful. >> reporter: at number two, godaddy's founder came home to his all ta matter -- ail alma mater. >> most of all, welcome home. >> reporter: what a weekend for ravens' kicker, justin ticker. first, the game-winning kick yesterday in overtime. and then photos of his recent over the top rooftop proposal started to appear all over social media

we also have chuck norris in the same program. >>> the affordable care act.l vote on a bill sponsored by congressman fred upton that would allow americans to keep existing coverage through 2014. the bill

chuck norris. among. the media. discourse. we tried to get an interview with but they didn't want to talk. to me. three hundred thousand. communications. internet. iron age all throughout the spring of two thousand and eleven bloomberg sponsored a cross-country tour in his efforts to impose extreme restrictions upon second amendment rights four times as many americans die negligently at the hands of doctors than are killed by farmers i'm not saying that we should do away with doctors it just means we live in a dangerous world people drown more kids young kids choke on food than are killed by firearms and yet there's not a crusade to ban peanut butter and jelly sandwiches it just means that that we need to be very responsible and very careful with dangerous objects and what you have to look at is how many lives are saved by guns there's a lot of self defense with firearms that takes place that breaks down to about four thousand times to seven thousand times a day. pratt is adamant guns save more lives than they killed. and noth

there is word that the russian president is now officially tougher than chuck norris. that's ahead. and a live look at the white house moments from now. we will be able to report to you just exactly how many americans actually signed up for the affordable healthcare act. we will get to that. analysis and live from kathleen sebelius coming right up. [ male announcer ] this is pam. her busy saturday begins with back pain, when... hey pam, you should take advil. why? you can take four advil for all day relief. so i should give up my two aleve for more pills with advil? you're joking right? for my back pain, i want my aleve. store and essentially they just get sold something. we provide the exact individualization that your body needs. before you invest in a mattress, discover the bed clinically proven to improve sleep quality. the sleep number bed. once you experience it, there's no going back. final days for our lowest price ever on c4 queen mattress sets-just $1299. plus special financing until 2015. only at one of our 425 sleep number stores nationwide. sleep number. comfort individ

>> in an elite class, even surpassing chuck norris. >> vladimir putin comes up on top of president obamamost pour ohful leader. >> what? i -- >> this is kind of pile-on time now. >> yeah, it is. >> for the president. >> do you think the president lied to the american people on purpose? >> i understand why folks are frustrated. >> it's dishonest. just dishonest. >> they are determined to sabotage this bill. >> what starts twisted, stays twisted. >> to kill this bill. >> the giddy side of the republican party. >> we all look like geniuses now. >> it literally kills women. i had a mother last night come up to me here in tampa, florida. >> kills children. >> she told me her little daughter took that vaccine. kills senior citizens. >> and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter. we all look like geniuses now. >> i mean, s-m-a-r-t-y. >> i am smatest man alive. >> excuse me, guys. >> you're never as dumb as you look when you're losing. >> i always kept that in mind in periods like this. >> hit me in the face with a hammer. >> you have to fight your way through it. >> i have to take lega

the symbolic title puts putin in an elite class, even surpassing the ranks of chuck norris.one on one. putin does not practice taekwondo but has earned a black belt in judo. >>> and the first lady spoke to vets at florida's walt disney world earlier today. mrs. obama gave the keynote address, encouraging private companies to hire former soldiers. and those are the things we thought you should know. that's fantastic. time now for the gut check. when a patient who may be overweight visits the doctor, it's typically up to the doctor to decide if he wants to suggest weight loss. however, new guidelines released by leading health groups encourage doctors to help them come up with a diet plan and lose weight. the groups say they're hoping this will push doctors to get more aggressive in the fight against obesity by getting them to treat it as seriously as other health issues. so what does your gut tell you? do you think doctors should treat overweight patients more aggressively? go to newsnation.msnbc.com. that's a tough one. and we have an update on yesterday's gut check. ohio go

degree making vladimir putin the toughest man in the world because it ranks in a notch higher than chuck norrishumbled by the honor, he says and for good measure, also with pointing out he has a black belt in judo. dagen: to see it too. speaking of jiggle. los angeles school district the second-largest in the country offering 14,000 students i pads, billion dollar project to transition into the digital age of education. the rollout covered by the l.a. times is simple. stuart: talk about botched rollout as we have been too often. adam callie joins us from l.a.. what went wrong here? adam: of what went wrong. a great topic is the ipad. we're talking what apple has been doing and what these devices are still essentials to lot of people and a lot use them for educational purposes or to keep your kid occupied. in l.a. the idea was unified school district, a model for the nation, rolled this out using the ipad, $1 billion initiative that would provide 650,000 ipad devices free to students and teachers throughout much of the district but the program is mired in controversy, kids breached security or f