a menos que sea un ''bruce lee'' o un ''chuck norris'' .... o tal vez sea un cinturn negro....companarnos, >>quiero que te alejes de mi vida, pablo aguilar. no quiero saber mÁs nada de ti. y si tÚ le cuentas a rafael, yo lo voy a negar. >>vente conmigo. llama a tus hermanas y vÁmonos lejos de aquÍ. >>yo contigo no voy ni a la esquina. y olvÍdate de mis hermanas porque ellas saben la clase de cobarde que eres. >>amanda, ¿por quÉ no puedes darme una oportunidad de demostrarte lo que siento? >>porque se acabÓ, porque no voy

>> chuck norris? >> someone is going to jump from the police car and do something heroic. >> horses ran into a park, realized there was grass, stopped to eat. they had food. he grabbed the rein. >> they went on a food run. if he's getting cigarettes, let's get grass. >> police released this because they are trying to make light of the situation. they realized it's funny since no one was injured. they are coming up with a reward for someone to find a better way to stop horses if this happens again. >> she says she never won anything before, but she just won an ipad mini. your chance is coming up later in our show. >> you need friday's buzz word, be at least 18 years old and a legal u.s. resident. >>> some cave man rubbed together sticks to create a fire. there is something called fire contact juggling. he's got a ball in his hands. that ball is on fire. how cool is this? >> no. how does he do it? >> does he have protectant on his skin? >> he keeps it moving all the time so it's never in one place to bu

globalist, -- four golan and gobus we go to them the careers of jean-claude van damme, and especially chuck norrisy have a sort of devil may care adventurous spirit and would not take no for an answer. here is a look at their style. >> meet the israeli dual. they have a dream of taking over hollywood with their company cannon films. but what kind of movies do they make echo -- do they make? some critics call them schlock films. >> we knew there were going to be guns, chicks, nude see violence -- nudity violence. >> they just made it action movies. >> they craved respect the the and ended up making movies with the likes of john cass and jenna rowlands, and to very good -- two very good movies with a russian director. and one of their most favored, a version of king lear. >> is also a bit of a cautionary tale. >> very much so. the first time i got to go to cannes was in 1987 and you would have thought they owned the city, because to out of every three -- two out of every three posters was for one of their films. there will be full-page glossy ads of the movies they had made or trying to make. but th

. >> john harbaugh said chuck norris calls aldom smith sir -- calls justin smith sir.that might have been only compliment he gave him. >> would you like justin smith to retire. >> yeah, this would be great. i'll go to his retirement party. >> the rams have been without defensive end chris long. the 49ers have 5, which is second-worst in the league. how do you expect them to attack that offense? >> he wants nothing more than to get after the quarterback. >> the rams and 49ers, monday night football, immediately following the monday night game. i was told there would be cake. - "dear scan, "i've been a scan member for almost two years and have been very satisfied with the plan." - "i would like to thank you and your organization from top to bottom." - "i recently called into scan regarding a claims problem." - "i had been going round and round with a problem with a prescription drug order." - "it is nice to know that one phone call to you, and you take care of it right away." - "your kindness and helpfulness has been appreciated "more than you will ever know. i could not

i look at a clint eastwood or a chuck norris and i think, there's no reason i can't stay tough like.., tickles! but... ow. that hurt? no. not r--ow. oh. what? it's probably nothing. you feeling okay? yeah. maybe we'll just run a couple of tests, just to be safe. what kind of tests? if there's anything wrong, i'll give you a call. oh. okay. so how's the real estate market doing? well, interest rates are low, so it's a great time to be a buyer, but if you're a seller, you really have to... bend over? (gloves squeak) true, but a quality property is still a quality--

chuck norris doesn't sleep. he holds air hostage. or does chuck norris tell g.p.s. where to go? get the point. this morning he's hoping he can tell voters where to go. norris stumping in texas for the republican hopeful greg abbott. abbott taking on wendy davis. errors in a chicago voting booth causing republicans to vote for democrats. candidate jim moynihan went to vote for himself but instead the machine selected his democratic opponent. election owe officials took the machine off service blaming if on a calibration error. >> a whistle-blower goes public about what is going on inside the veterans administration. >> i think this is where the v.a. expects the public to be stupid and believe the lies they're telling. >> shortly after that interview with neil cavuto on fox, that v.a. whistle-blower was asked via e-mail to attend an administrative meeting to sign a notice that he wouldn't talk in public anymore. when he declined the v.a. told him mr. davis, with all due respect, the notification sent to you was not an invitation to which you can decline. what did they want him to s

like, most people, like, okay, maybe angelina, but that's like me naming my kid chuck norris pena.y the last name? >> jimmy: and? >> i love her, mike. i'm a real fan, mike. i love her so much, mike. i'm like, what do you love about her? he's like, everybothing, mike. everything. she makes me smile. >> jimmy: this is a weird -- >> i thought he was lying. and then he's like. >> jimmy: as u.n. can, you have to step in in a situation like that. dax shepard was here the other night and he is writing and dreking, costarring with you in "c. 47d "c.h.i.p.s.," the movie. which, i can't wait to see. >> i -- i would play the mexican guy. >> jimmy: you would play the mexican guy? now, i had suggested that dax consider guillermo for that role, but apparently you got it locked down already, i guess, huh? >> good luck, dude. good luck, man. >> jimmy: i didn't want to start anything. >> i'm going to text dax. i really like this part, dude. give me the part. >> jimmy: that sounds like a fun thing to do. >> yeah, i got to learn how to ride motorcycles. >> jimmy: you played a police officer in the mo

i look at a clint eastwood or a chuck norris and i think, there's no reason i can't stay tough like..that hurt? no. not r--ow. oh. what? it's probably nothing. you feeling okay? yeah. maybe we'll just run a couple of tests, just to be safe. what kind of tests? if there's anything wrong, i'll give you a call. oh. okay. so how's the real estate market doing? well, interest rates are low, so it's a great time to be a buyer, but if you're a seller, you really have to... bend over? (gloves squeak) true, but a quality property is still a quality--

probably see rand paul an ted cruz and marco rubio and maybe even bring out the big guns like chuck norris. and on the left you make, can pretty much be sure that bill clinton will make a stop down there to rally the voters for the democratic side. and in the case of georgia, as you mentioned, not until january the runoff would be. you will see the voters seeing many more campaign ads and presence during the holiday season which i think, if you're like me, that is not exactly what you want to see during the holiday season, campaign ads all over television, but that is what they will see. jon: nina, instead of telling people to buy dolls or whatever for the christmas holidays, you're growing to be seeing attack ads all the way through december and beyond potentially in these couple of states. >> jon, possibly. i think louisiana there is very good chance of a runoff because senator landrieu is at about 44%. the odds of her getting to 50% are slim. when you put her up against the republican cassidy, one-on-one without the third candidate, the tea party candidate, she is, she is far behind. la

. >> the greg an ot the nominee for was endorsed this week by -- >> chuck norris. >> the four securityek of killing 14 iraqis in 2007 were employed by this. >> black water. >> 200 additional points for john. we have a barn burner here. david moving into the lead. surging into the league. wesley right behind him at 700. >> this is a very 300 point round here. we will dim the lights for affect a. this an independent r release wednesday found that thousands of students, including its elite college basketball program were enrolled. >> in fake classes at the university of north carolina. >> arizona's sheriff famous for his hard immigration presented underwear to this prime time hln host. >> take a chance on nancy grace. >> you are correct. 300 points for john. can make up a lot of ground quickly. california governor jerry brown said this week that when his second term ends whoa consider returning to his old job of oakland. >> oak the conservative free beacon attacks this democratic senator over his 1985 thesis on the topic of school desegregation? >> oh, who was that -- >> no one knew that

. >> unless clipboard man is chuck norris he may want to strap on a biohazard suit. one specially trained person not in a suit, keeping his distance. still, not take negative chances, homemade hazmat suit being donned at an airport. >> children and teens are walking in here, talking ebola and saying, i'm wondering, why is ebola on your mind? after speaking to these kids, they're telling me, i just saw it on the tv. >> reporter: comedians have mocked the media coverage. >> and the inevtabiliitability of us getting it. run! >> it's caused a lot of people to be confused with nowhere, really, to turn. >> reporter: experts say there is some good that come out of these fears right now, if it leads americans to focus on the things that we can control, like washing our hands frequently and covering when we cough. all of it could make a big difference as we head into flu season. >> definitely. peter alexander, thank you so much. >>> meantime, texas health presbyterian hospital is now responding to our exclusive interview with a nurse there who claims the hospital wasn't ready