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all of a sudden, it's like chuck norris kicked me in the back. i made a noise. i was like -- [ squealing ] [ light laughter ] i didn't say it was a masculine noise. it was a noise. [ laughter ] and then it hit me again. dewayne, this kid that's ringing me up at the tire store, he looks at me and he goes, "hey. i ain't no doctor --" [ light laughter ] which caught me off guard. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. [ laughter ] >> i had assumed that he was. he just didn't like wearing the stethoscope while he's changing tires. >> jimmy: at the tire store, yeah. >> he goes, "i ain't no doctor, but i think you got a kidney stone because my brother had one and that's what he acted like." [ light laughter ] and it wasn't that i didn't trust dewayne's diagnosis, but -- [ laughter ] i thought, you know, jeff, you have a little money, why not get -- >> both: a second opinion? >> you know, so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> so i go to the urologist. and he said, "you don't have a a kidney stone, you have five, and one of them is huge." and when you hear stone, and you thin