. - chuck pierce doesn't wait in lines! i scream and act demented.y let me go right to the front. - just don't go there, okay? - oh, justin, i downloaded the song. ["rapido" playing over phone] [humming along] [singing along in spanish] [upbeat news broadcast music] ♪ - sorry i'm late. i'm in the middle of a public relations nightmare. - been there. carmen electra and i were arrested for having "public relations" in yosemite. - no. i was in vegas this weekend, and someone took a picture of me sitting on criss angel's lap. - now there's all these rumors that i'm cheating. - [sighs] - it's not my fault. he was a chair right before i sat down. - sounds like we both need to let off some steam. what do you say we go out tomorrow night? we could, like, grind up on some randos, maybe have a one-night... stew--a one-night stew? - interesting. so you'd cook stew overnight? and then you'd have a hot, fresh pot of stew for breakfast! that's genius. - yep. please, portia. i just want to have a fling. i mean, i'm an adult. i can do whatever

[laughter] - chuck pierce looks like if you carved a head out of an apple and left it on the radiatorng sunglasses. [sniffs] - [sniffs] katie. what are you doing here? - i came to apologize. i've been giving you a really hard time, and i didn't realize i'm a workaholic too. - yeah. you know, on fridays you always say, "tgiama." thank god it's almost monday again. - but why does that have to be a bad thing? you know, i love my job, ay for dinner. - i'm in print. i make $7,000 a year. - [shudders] i'm just saying, why should we feel bad about putting work first? - totally. yeah, you know, this could be kind of perfect. i'm finally with someone who gets it. - yes! yes. okay, so i have to go back to the office, but what are you doing this weekend? - oh, uh, busy this weekend. we're actually having a bake sale to help keep the paper afloat for another week. - yeah, well, next week's actually bad for me. what about next month? - oh, can't do it. i'm actually going deep undercover as bernie sanders' aunt. - ohh. - can't remember why. - early november looks good. oh, except for post-halloween