how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? it's a stupid question! it doesn't even have any answer. ben: yes, it does! it's seven! no, it isn't! yes, it is! no, it isn't! why don't we... why don't we take them up the park with their bikes? oh, must we? come on! family sunday. next door do it. they do it all the time! that's their kids, isn't it? who always say thank you, and play musical instruments we've never heard of, and don't eat insects. we can't compete with that. well, who's competing? i'm not competing. i know that. you think i'm competing. no, of course not, because it would be pointless. pointless? you think it would be pointless for me to compete with barbara. no, i'm not saying-- i'm not saying you couldn't compete. i'm saying that the act of competing would be pointless, because she is... let's take the kids up the park, but not on bikes this time. i'm not having ben take out another old lady. okay, kids, we're going up the park. woodchucks can't even chuck wood. then why are they called woodchucks? ben, woodchucks are the same as groun

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