brothers. they're, like, 30. sure. but now it's super-awkward because da hindenburg and scum fluff hate each other, but they just started dating. little netflix and chill, right? what?! [ chuckleso our human programming, the makers of weight-loss drug novene are under investigation for covering up side effects including severe depression and all of your skin falling off in one big piece, which, obviously, results in a gruesome death, but are the allegations true? we'll get to the bottom of it. full disclosure -- "the fake news" is a wholly owned subsidiary of novene. ♪ joining us here for an objective breakdown is tfn health correspondent amy sussman, who, full disclosure, works for novene, legal analyst eric hanson, who, full disclosure, is an attorney for novene. they're joined by regular panelists nora samuels-newman, who, full disclosure, signed a gag order with novene in a previous lawsuit, and grant burdock, who, full disclosure, just really loves novene. rounding out the panel is a man in a brown overcoat, who, full disclosure, i don't recognize and appears to think this is a bar or diner. amy, let's start with you. ted, there's no story here. okay. eric? this is a reall