♪ welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand.s one. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. (dootrick or treat! mmm! thank you! mmm! mmm! ♪ ♪ it's dangerous to go alone. so don't. three links team up to conquer puzzling dungeons and bosses. suit up link with new outfits that give special boosts and abilities. for the first time ever, stack two or three links in a totem pole to solve puzzles, reach new heights, and show each boss who's boss. the legend of zelda: tri force heroes. available now. playable on the new nintendo 3ds xl. rated e for everyone. (cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show"! now, we all have our one reality show we hate to watch, and for me none is more addictive than keeping up with the republicans. (laughter) i like quality television. the epic dramas with complex characters and story lines and my favorite is starting tomorrow night. >> we're aday away from the first democratic debate. >> countdown to the big shutdown. >> the very first time the democratic candidat

welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand.this one. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. >> welcome back. i'm here with my peanl, very funny come easyian bonnie mcfarlane and new book if the raindrops united in bike store, comedian and author judah friedlander. and her new show, ash versus evil dead premiers on starz on halloween at 9 p.m actress lucy lawless. and for everyone at home, go to twitter@nightly show, hashtag tonightly. we were talking about this earlier. representative paul ryan announced that one of his preconditions for running for speaker of the house is he needs to make time for his family. but i feel that if a woman running for speaker of the house said we need to make sure we have time for my kids, do you think we would hear a-we. >> she would be getting a pat on the head, good girl, get back in. they would be like you should spend time with your kids and just stay there. and then, yeah. >> is that how you feel about real work. >> and while you're there, make us a sandwich. >> yeah, i

♪ welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand.his one. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. not much has changed thiswith the camera. except how you take a photo... find a photo... share a photo... ooh, mom's gonna love that one. your photos themselves have changed too. they move now. and the camera shoots video in 4k. you can even shoot slo-mo in hd. wait for it... splash! so yeah, that's what's changed. [ music, indistinct talking on tv ] you're eating all the ammo, sir. remember your training. your whole life has been leading to this moment. [ blows ] [ woman shrieks ] ♪ (cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show"! now, we all have our one reality show we hate to watch, and for me none is more addictive than keeping up with the republicans. (laughter) i like quality television. the epic dramas with complex characters and story lines and my favorite is starting tomorrow night. >> we're aday away from the first democratic debate. >> countdown to the big shutdown. >> the very first tim

. ♪ welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand.his one. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. wait, i can freeze my account. [touch tone] introducing freeze it, from discover. it allows you to prevent new purchases on your account in seconds if your card is misplaced. not here... ♪ and once you find your card, you can switch it right on again. hey...you're back! [touch tone] freeze it, only from discover. get it at discover.com. it's back t-mobile's most popular family plan. get 4 lines with up to 10 gigs of 4g lte data, each no sharing just $30 bucks a line need new phones for the family? get the samsung galaxy s6 for zero upfront, with no monthly payments plus, get a samsung 4g lte tablet on us when you get a new data plan through sunday only. only from t-mobile. >> welcome back. i'm here with my peanl, very funny come easyian bonnie mcfarlane and new book if the raindrops united in bike store, comedian and author judah friedlander. and her new show, ash versus evil dead premiers on starz on halloween at 9

welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand. this one. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. everyone: ttim! pass the queso. tim, we need to hang out more. timnado! t-bone! actually, my name is brian. new tostitos rolls! chips. bring the party. ♪ ♪ (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome back.my guesr governor of maryland and he is pow running for president, please welcome governor martin o'malley! (cheers and applause) i feel like i should have added to your credentials, governor, presidential candidate and sexiest candidate. >> thank you. >> trevor: according to twitter. >> yeah, well. >> you know, when the average age of the other contend ares is over 60 that is not a hard thing to achieve. >> trevor: i don't know.i thinkn yourself, you look good out there. >> thank you. >> trevor: you look like apresi. that is what i thought every time you were on the screen, you would look down the lens and i would look into your eyes. >> well, thank you. >> trevor: and i was like, if ir you. >> you know, trevor, fu

welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand.icated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (cheers and applause) >> trevor: that's our show! here it is -- here it is... your moment of zen. >> the question of the moment, is president obama the real black president? >> he's president and black. so he's a real black president? >> again, we're dealing with >> larry: tonightly, joe biden is not running for president. and in other news it, hillary clinton just walked into a vegas coos screaming,"look out, boys! mama's feeling lucky." c.i.a. director john brennan has his certainly e-mail hacked. in a statement released today he said, "sure, it's embarrassing but it will all be worth it when that supposed nigerian prince pays me back. of and today's the exact day marty mcfly travels to in the movie "back to the future ii." ( cheers and aus

welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand.one. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. (dootrick or treat! mmm! thank you! mmm! mmm! ♪ ♪ >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. now last week many of us were shocked when we heard the news of a campus shooting that had taken place in oregon. now a lot of information surrounding the shooting is still trickling in which is why we have our senior reaction correspondent on location. let's turn to her now. jessica, what updates do you have for us? >> well, obviously people are devastated by this latest school shooting. nobody thought this type of tragedy would happen here just weeks before graduation and summer break. >> interesting. october seems like a strange time for graduation, jessica. and even weirder for summer break. but anyway, what are you hearing about the shooters' motive? >> great question. authorities are saying it's another anti-social mentally unstable lone wolf who had unfettered access to guns. jon? (laughter) >> trevor: okay,-- jessica, it'

here, i enjoy the simple life, making cidre. the work is hard; the apples have to be picked by hand. this one. ♪ and after an honest day's work, background: un deux, trois, quatre i like to relax with it of course. a simple belgian recipe for a sophisticated taste. say bonjour, to the simple life. only wendy's makes a deal, feel like a meal! introducing our new four for four! four bucks for a junior bacon cheeseburger, nuggets, fries and a drink. you're still sitting there? that's fresh, never frozen, beef, sizzling bacon and so much more. get four for four, now at wendy's. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: that's our show. i want to thank our panel. holly walker, ryan duffy, terry crewsterrycrews. stay tuned for "@midnight" with chris hardwick. good nightly, everyone. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily inthoa trevor noah. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: yeah! welcome to the daily show. i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight, star of the new movie "r

welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. >> larry: welcome back.nightly e yard. performing at the new york comedy festival november 129. he whats got a series on snapchat discover swawled swagasau ru s, comedian james davis and his new album comes out on november spt, rapper jeezy. joining our conversation right now on twitter@nightly show using hash tal tonightly. last week new york magazine featured an article called the par a doks of the first black president. asking whether obama has done enough for the black community. so my question is has obama done enough for the black people and is that his job. >> i definitely don't think it's his job. it's his job to be the president first. >> larry: but it could have bee. >> maybe a second job but definitely not his first. he has to fix the economy, health care and things like that before he can just focus on a particular set of people, you know what i am saying. i don't think it's fair to him just because he is black t

here, i enjoy the simple life, making cidre. hard; the apples have to be picked by hand. this one. ♪ and after an honest day's work, background: un deux, trois, quatre i like to relax with it of course. a simple belgian recipe for a sophisticated taste. say bonjour, to the simple life. >> trevor: welcome back. turn on the news and will you see much that is appalling. but tonight jordan clepper sets out to find a different kind of story. >> reporter: the news today is depressing and sad. >> what a roller coaster day on wall street. >> but who is to say there is not a story out there that can make you feel good. i'm jordan klepper and i'm going to go out there and get a happy ending. i had head to illinois to celebrate lottery winner susan and danny who recommend won $250,000. >> what made you buy a ticket that day? >> i usually buy one every once in a while when i get coffee. >> he is an avid lottery player, okay. i mean he can't pass a gas station without getting a scratchoff ticket. >> so you get this winning ticket. >> got a p

welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand. this one. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. tit's amazing.. this is amazing. that's amazing! real people are discovering surprising things at chevy. we're sold. it's so pretty. beautiful! it feels great. perfect. this is not what i would expect from a chevy at all. get more than you expect for less than you imagined. the 2015 models are going fast. find your tag and get cash back for 15% of the msrp on select 2015 vehicles in stock. or, get zero percent financing for seventy-two months on most remaining 2015 chevy vehicles. well well well... with their luxuriousy-pantses fall fashions. oh no, there was a big fall sale at old navy. y'all look like liars to me. no seriously. this was ten dollars. stink like liars too. okay kids, let's go. yeah. alright... thank you. after many months of traveling the world... ...jack was longing for something familiar. home. he was welcomed with grandma's southern-style chicken. at that moment, jack knew what to do. share it w

welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. we're testing hanes with x-temp technology. hey dad! emily? ready? no! wait! slow down a little! oow! it's designed to keep help keep you cool. hanes revolutionary x-temp technology. when you're cool, you're comfortable. ♪my milkface ♪is an elevated state. ♪cinnamon is my soul mate. ♪no debate 'cause it ♪tastes so great. ♪that's why i got milk face. ♪la-la-la-la-la. ♪ ♪ [female announcer] if the most is the staying awake part, day sleep train has your ticket to a better night's sleep. because when brands compete, you save during mattress price wars. save up to $400 on beautyrest and posturepedic. get interest-free financing until 2018 on tempur-pedic. plus, helpful advice from the sleep experts. don't miss mattress price wars at sleep train. ♪ sleep train ♪ your ticket to a better night's sleep ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is the chief washington correspondent for cn

welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand.one. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. let's make this right. nicely done. enough! uhh. check please. prge! a manufacturer. well that's why i dug this out for you. it's your grandpappy's hammer and he would have wanted you to have it. it meant a lot to him... yes, ge makes powerful machines. but i'll be writing the code that will allow those machines to share information with each other. i'll be changing the way the world works. (interrupting) you can't pick it up, can you? go ahead. he can't lift the hammer. it's okay though! you're going to change the world. well, right now you can get 15 gigs for the price of 10. that's 5 extra gigs for the same price. so five more gigs for the same price? may i? 50% more data for the same price. now get 15 gigs for the price of 10. mountain dew kickstart. with two new flavors that taste good. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. now last week many of us were shocked when we heard the news of a campus shooting that h

. ♪ welcome to the simple life making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand.icated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. >> larry: welcome back. i am here with my panel. nightly show contributor bobby gaylor. [ cheers and applause ] >> larry: cohost of the view, michel collins. and his new show, jay leno's garage airs wednesday at 10:00 p.m. on cnbc the one and only jay leno. [ cheers and applause ] >> larry:. >> larry, i want to compliment you on the mixed race cup. thank you, jay. we are keeping it 100 here. >> for everyone at home enjoying our show twitter tag tonightly. >> larry: we talked ben carson about his recent comments on the oregon shooting. >> i met him yesterday. >> larry: let me ask you the question. is he (bleep)ing crazy? >> here is my read. i human melatonin he is very sleepy seeming clockwork orange to keep him away. >> larry: i don't i don't want him to be a sleeper candidate. sleeper candidate, really. to me he seems like the guy that might snap at any moment, i know he had anger issues as a child. no --. no, he is -- he had anger issues

welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand. this one. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. m(cheeto catapaults ). (cheeto hits fan) way off (girl eating cheeto) a little more to the left! fire all four. bullseye! four flavors, four shapes. cheetos mix-ups. tsomeone who can handle six things at once.sker. someone like ... jorge! hi, boss. starbucks doubleshot. there's no match for double the you. in study after study, advil is unsurpassed in pain relief. nothing is proven stronger on aches and pains than advil. not tylenol. not aleve. nothing. relief doesn't get any better than this. >> larry: welcome back. this california governor jerry brown signed into law so-called death with dignity bill and i know what you are thinking but it does not mean that every dead person will be now buried with a top hat. >> the death with dignity law allows mentally competent dults given six monthlies or less to live a right to have suicide. >> governor brown says it was difficult but he was elect left to reflect what i wou

welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand.ted taste, say bonjour to the simple life. ♪ (breaking noise) when things aren't made well, you find out sooner or later. (scraping) if something is important, it shouldn't break... jam. crack. tear. snap. or only work in one corner of your house. (screaming) verizon built america's best, most reliable network for one reason. because it matters. with pizza hut's $6.99 any deal, i can get a meat lover's and they can get all the fresh vegetables they want. no more compromise. bring home the flavor with america's no compromise pizza deal. get any two medium pizzas with any quality toppings, any crust, any specialty, just $6.99 each. only at pizza hut. y ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: thank you so much for tuning in and watching the show. here it is now, your moment of zen. >> there's a scene where harrison ford asks, "is it real?" it's real. >> oh, it's real. >> i can't believe it. >> i can't stand it. >> unbelievable chills. >> it's so stupid. >> stop, stop. you were banned from thi

welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand. this one. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. >>mine hurt more.. >>mine stopped hurting faster! neosporin plus pain relief starts relieving pain faster and kills more types of infectious bacteria neosporin plus pain relief kills the germs. fights the pain. use with band-aid brand. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." we're living in the age of superheroes. i know this because in the time it took me to finish that sentence, marvel just announced six more movies. growing up in south africa, i loved comic book superheroes. my favorite was captain africa. ( laughter ) no, come on, guys. i mean, the real captain africa. yeah. ( cheers and applause ) that's the one. his superpowers were hope, forgiveness, and laser vision. i still can't believe he only used his laser vision to make grilled cheese sandwiches. what a waste. with their rising profile now comic books and other fantasy stories are being taken more seriously and becoming po

here, i enjoy the simple life, making cidre.he work is hard; the apples have to be picked by hand. this one. ♪ and after an honest day's work, background: un deux, trois, quatre i like to relax with it of course. a simple belgian recipe for a sophisticated taste. say bonjour, to the simple life. i will take beauty into my own hands...where it belongs. olay regenerist. it regenerates surface cells. new skin is revealed in only 5 days. without drastic measures. stunningly youthful. award-winning skin. never settle for anything less. the regenerist collection. from the world's #1. olay, your best beautiful ♪ not much has changed except... thit feels different. now you press lightly to peek... and deeper to pop. it changes how easily you can peek a flight. check a post... search for dinner... oh, you guys are gonna love that place! you can find a getaway easier... yeah, go there! and find music easier... wait, are you listening to your own song? jamie foxx: no, i was... uh, hello? so pretty much everything you do feels different. an

here, i enjoy the simple life, making cidre. the work is hard; the apples have to be picked by hand. this one. ♪ and after an honest day's work, background: un deux, trois, quatre i like to relax with it of course. a simple belgian recipe for a sophisticated taste. say bonjour, to the simple life. (dootrick or treat! mmm! thank you! mmm! mmm! there's a network that never stops improving. ...that's grown faster than any other, covering nearly every american. and these geese. but it's not who you think. it's t-mobile. our new extended range lte signal... reaches twice as far. ...and is four times better in buildings. think you know our lte coverage? think again. see for yourself at t-mobile.com/coverage. >> larry: welcome back.i recentk with nancy pelosi who was once smeak speaker of the house back when this country used to vay speaker of the house. so i wanted to take her to some place where no republican would ever go. big gay ice cream in the west village. so take a look at my day with minority leader nancy pelosi. that is some

welcome to the simple life, making cidre. the apples have to be picked by hand.his one. ♪ for a sophisticated taste, say bonjour to the simple life. (cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." a little update for you now on presidential candidate ben carson. as we discussed yesterday, if you've been recently murdered in mass shooting, carson has some constructive criticism for you. >> i would not just stand there and let them shoot me. i would say, hey, guys, everybody attack them. he may shoot me but he can't get us all. >> take action. (laughter) >> trevor: that's right (laughter) hey, guys, show of hands who, 's in for rushing the gunman. one, two, three -- gunman, hold on, i'm counting the people -- four -- susan, is that a hand? put it up or down, susan. i need clarity, please. now, a lot of people -- what does people know about confronting a gunman? well, as it turns out, plenty. >> have you ever been in the face of danger? >> i've had a gun held on me when i was in a popeyes organization. (laughter) >> trevor: not a popeyes restauran