from the cincinnati bengals, dhani jones. the sixth annual belly flop competition.nd comedian hannibal buress. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching. thank you for attending. it's summer here in los angeles. lindsay lohan already has a deep brown ankle monitoring device tan line. it's beautiful. i know a lot of people are visiting. here's something funny to do. you should absolutely visit the beach if you are here in l.a. act like you are digging for sand crabs and pull out a kitten. kids go crazy. they really do. it gets very, very hot here in l.a. right now, it's a scorching 68 degrees. so, we thought it would be fun to give pedestrians a chance to cool off. this is something we do every year. in the back of our theater, we set up a swimming pool. that is the pool. and in front of our theater, out on hollywood boulevard, we set up my cousin sal. hello, cousin sal. >> hey, jimmy. what's

the cincinnati bengals receiver has already tried out for a u.s. soccer team a bull this offseason. his next stop to think you will wrestle in alligators in florida. suffolk powell has laid down the marker in the men's one hundred meters this year the jamaican clocking in the season's quickest mark of nine point seven eight seconds to beat a solid field in the zone but there was no tyson pair you've seen polls among them in switzerland the olympic gold medalist and world champion with an excellent start the mark to beat this year was gaze at nine point seven nine powell taking full advantage of the americans head injury some weeks ago to become the fastest man in twenty eleven by zero one of a second also means the fastest man in the world though his nine point five eight second time in zero nine still ensures above the rest. he may still be a week to go before the next formula one race but mark webber says he's in the right form to once again when the british grand prix at silverstone also turns out that isn't the australians only impression the thirty four year old red bull money

drive or jeff burton showing the receiver just what it takes to dominate from the pit stops on cincinnati bengals receiver ocean cinco has already tried out for a us cup soccer team on route to pull this off season next stop well it will be wrestling an alligator. could for a. lay down the marker in the men's one hundred meters this year the jamaican clocking in the season's quickest mark of nine point seven eight seconds to beat a solid field in less than but there was no tyson gay or you seen polls among them in switzerland the olympic gold medalist world champion with an excellent start the mark to beat now was days nine point seven nine was the fastest of the year or it was powell taking full advantage of the americans hip injury last week to become the fastest man in the eleven by zero one of a second but remains the fastest man in the world though his nine point five eight second time in zero nine still ahead insurance above the wrist. turning to cricket where its all to play for between world champions india on the west indies in their second test the tourists leading by thirty four runs i

. >>> a former cincinnati bengals player is dead after a confrontation with sheriffs deputies. it happened outside a bakersfield convenience store yesterday morning. family members say kern county deputies accused david lee turner of buying alcohol for some minors. turner denied the claims and started to walk away. he was with his teenage son who told his sister what happened next. >> as he was walking away the officer came up behind -- one of the officers came up behind him and hit him in the back of the legs with a billy club causing him to fall on his knees. >> the sheriff's department says deputies shot turner after he hit one of them over the head with a bag containing beer. the shooting is under investigation. >>> antioch police have begun a summer long crack down on kids breaking curfew. now the curfew runs from 11:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m. officers cited 37 teenagers in the until park area friday night. police say the crack down is not aimed at harassing kids but rather to keep them safe from juvenile and adult criminals. >> the crimes range from simple assaults, simple thef

he agreed to terms with cincinnati bengals.ons is beginning his 11 season, playing the last 4 in san francisco. there is a report that the 49ers are involved in the wuing of plaxico burris, he is trying to sign on with the team after serving 2 years in prison on a gun possession charge. >>> the finals are set in the bank for west tennis classic at stanford. serena williams with a win. she will meet marianne bartoli, she advanced when her semi- final opponent withdrew. >> >> jim harbaugh waited a long time to get his hands on ♪ [ female announcer ] everybody loves that cushiony feeling. uh oh. i gotta go. [ female announcer ] and with charmin ultra soft, you can get that same cushiony feeling you love while still using less. charmin ultra soft has extra cushions that are soft and more absorbent. so you can use four times less versus the leading value brand. ah. [ female announcer ] using less never felt so good. we all go... why not enjoy the go with charmin ultra soft. >>> nhra drags weekend, a favorite. besides signing autogra

second officer shot and killed turner who was a running back that played two seasons for the cincinnati bengals balance more, barry landau and another man charged of theft. it has one of the largest collection of of memorabilia. they tried to steal papers signed by abraham lincoln. >>> crew members from the international space station are getting ready for the latest spacewalk. the last spacewalk actually. it will last more than six hours and get this. the "atlantis" crew is also testing a new system to turn their urine into a sugary flavored sports drink. that got us thinking about the list of many things developed by the space program. let's get some perspective on that and turning to our john zarrella who has covered nasa so many years. here are the live pictures. this is happening right now as we speak. first of all, tell us about what they are working on right now. actually, turning this -- >> actually, that is an exterior of the international space station that we're looking at. i'm not sure from which camera angle that is taken but you can see there's darkness out there. they are waiting

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from the cincinnati bengals, dhani jones. and comedian hannibal buress.week -- shia labeouf. kevin nealon. green bay packers quarterback aaron rogers. dave salmoni and his terrifying animals. and we'll have music from parachute and 311. so join us. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest men around with an exceptionally funny show. the show is called "louie." you can watch it thursdays at 10:30 on fx. please say hello to louis c.k. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. nice to see you. >> really good. >> jimmy: it's been a while. >> it has been a long time. you're a much thinner fellow than you were before. >> jimmy: don't get used to it. >> no? >> jimmy: you -- now, you live in new york. >> yes. >> jimmy: you've got two little girls. >> yeah, two kids. >> jimmy: do they come on trips with you? >> no, no, i would not do ththa to them. they're at home with their mom sleeping right now. jimmy: they are, yeah. >> you know where your kids are now. didn't used to know -- you know what i mean, when we were kids, did your parents know wh

a linebacker for the cincinnati bengals and author of a new book "the sportsman".t's our delight to welcome you to the program. how are you today? >> fantastic. >> you represent a value system. >> i do. i represent those that are willing to do what they're passionate about. life is all about passion, and unfortunately some people don't live by that method, and i choose to live by that. i choose to tral travel. i choose to experience the cultures around the world and transport that back. >> people are afraid. >> afraid to get out of their comfort zone. afraid to leave their black, their -- it's about branching out and seeing what the world has to offer and understanding that people are people. i mean, i've traveled to over 70 different countries, and i've never -- i've been in some precarious situations, but because i have sort of cleaned the canvas, if you will, thought gone into it with any stereotype or propaganda but with an open heart and understanding of people, that's the most important thing. >> we're in a society and a world right now that is, it lives for

is from southern california but there he is, if you read the stories and the history of the cincinnati bengalso not fool around. this guy is a really tight a you know what, and he will make palmerston out the entire year. the bengals went for an 12 last year. now football is now pact 12 they have 12 starters from last year's fourth ranked team. 12 and one. but all you have to do is say it is he back? he would been the no. 1 draft choice in the nfl. but andrew decided to stay in college and grow a beard. >> it is definitely nice not to have to learn a new scheme, a new offense, he recruited me and has been instrumental in my group as a football player. continuity was definitely something that a lot of the players were hoping for. so it has definitely been easier for me. >> do you plan on for sure going pro after this year? >> great question! [laughter] could >> i feel it is my last college season. in >> when we return, one of the crate drag racers of all time. shirley, you get tired of being called a legend? >> i think it is a complement. >> cha cha is next. [ male announcer ] this... is the mo