here is one, don't take your friend's boat out with your buddies celebrating cinco d dde de mayo.on't try to pop water wheelies. i think their friend explainst -- oh, you're [ bleep ] -- >> another life listen, if your boat sinks, save your mixed drink so you're less depressed later on. >> what do people do on cinco de mayo. >> jlo and kim kardashian have one thing in common -- >> booties. >> they do have big old booties. >> you forgot nicky minaj. >> this is nicki, known as watermelon woman, because she has the biggest booty in brazil. >> what is going on. >> it's like a buffing machine on her butt. >> she is getting her booty treated for cellulite. >> it is that big, it is 46 inches around. >> do you have a tape measure. >> nick, you have been out bootied. look at this. >> there's a lot of room there for sure. >> so nick is more like a 38. he has 38 inches. >> so she has ten inches -- >> are you clenching? >> no, i'm normal. >> that is the meatiest part, and steven, you are 35. i think if we took this and measured all of the women in brazil, we would find bigger ones, but she's