there is no mexican who tried to justify with arguments like a fantasy to celebrate cinco de mayo. you, my friend are the self hating [inaudible] of all mexicans. you are nothing but a big master baeter. foolish man who hides from the rest of the world and sees his shame in order to dream a man can exist without a pas port or green card and labels him as what he is. remember the ones who tried to pass as something else? remember the [inaudible] of life. the [inaudible] of the nation of the [inaudible]. remember the guy from tijuana you met years ago and is proclaimed he was italian because he would and people believed him. as if being italian was a step up. you alexander have changed your entire people. you who dream of an american time will be relevant you can think in order to be an american writer you have to quit your brownness because the adjective will get in the way of the important noun. english language will impose the adjective before the noun and your face will be imposed before the actual meaning of your life. the other one is not the [inaudible] but the black parent. t

>> i mean, each year, we celebrate it, but to me, it could be cinco de mayo, it's -- we drink, we celebrateget them to, like, really get involved, i'm like, let's just go down to the county jail and just storm that bitch, you know? let's -- >> jimmy: yeah, mix it up. [ applause ] >> let's really get into it, you know? >> jimmy: let's surrender to something. you can't say that around your wife -- >> no, you can't -- jimmy, this is tv man, come on. >> jimmy: is your wife a u.s. citizen? >> yes. >> jimmy: dual citizenship? >> yeah. she has the dual thing. she voted in the last election -- >> jimmy: in ours? >> yeah, also in hers. >> jimmy: she can vote in both? >> i don't know if i'm supposed to be talking about that, jimmy. you are really all in my business right now. i don't think i like it. but i love you. but this is getting me in a lot of trouble. my wife gets deported tomorrow. this is awful. >> jimmy: you'll have the extra wives -- >> i got the extra wives, the backup wives. >> jimmy: it should be okay. we're going to take a quick break here. wanda sykes is with us. more with wanda when

. ♪ ♪ cinco de mayo mom and dad r-r married for 64 years.u wonder what their secret was, you could have asked the local florist. [laughter] >> every day dad gave mom a rose which he pit on her bedside table. that's how she found out what happened on the day my father died. she went looking for him, because that morning there was no rose. my mom and dad were true partners, a life lesson that shaped me by every day example. when my mom ran for the senate my dad was there for her every step of the way. i can still see her saying in her beautiful voice, why should women have any less say than men about the great decisions facing our nation? [cheers and applause] gregg: was it enough to boost his chances with women voters. jemu greene former president of the women's media center. and mary katherine ham of the daily caller. thanks for being here. it was very emotional talking about his mother, and he talked about his wife and her job as a mother of five boys was more important than his job earning money. and he also has a very strong track record

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and cinco de mayo celebration. wrong thing. got this, this, i'm all set.r holt. >>> good day from new orleans where we want to update you on isaac's progress from louisiana to mississippi to alabama. a steady beating from a very very slow-moving storm, a category 1 storm at this point, sustained winds of 75 miles per hour and, as advertised, dropping a lot of rain across these three states along the gulf coast. the biggest problems have been outside of new orleans, plaquemines parish to the south, where earthen levees, not a part of the federal levee system we have in new orleans, earthen levees have been overtopped flooding some neighborhoods and there have been rescues. in new orleans proper, the mayor says the system is working as advertised. they have had no m