. >> evan rachel wood and cindy crawford and charlie rose, we wound up all skinny dipping. >> stephen: what? seriously. clooney, you invited charlie i'm too boring to compete with a background rose to go skinny dipping at your villa and not me? how could you? it could have been my body glistening in the italian moonlight. why am i even doing crunches. and the story gets worse, folks. friend of the show and cnn senior political analyst david gergen also was invited to clooney's palazzo. he writes in "parade" magazine, and i quote, "by 2:00 a.m. or so when i was hammered, out of nowhere clooney starts climbing a fence that overlooks the lake below and jumped. within seconds he was challenging our masculinity. hell, i thought, i have an early morning plane and i don't want wet clothes, so what choice did i have? i stripped down. one, two, i was in the water by three. what the hell is going on? david here gets to go to lake como and dip his gergen and not me? i get it, george, you're a middle-age pundit chaser. well i'm 47. challenge my masculinity. i will drop trou and scramble over any