hart jimmy drives a lyft around vegas and music from marshmello featuring chvrches -- presented by cÎroc vodka with cleto and the cletones -- and now, double or nothin' jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome! very nice. hi, everybody, welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. welcome to our week-long residency in las vegas. please relax. we are coming to you from the zappo's theater. in 2015, steve harvey mistakenly told ms. colombia she was ms. universe here. so there's a lot of history here. i rolled into town with a 1-year-old, a 4-year-old, my parents and mother-in-law. not exactly the rat pack, but you do what you have to do. there are sharks and dolphins. it is also a terrible place for children. there are strippers on the sidewalk. trucks advertising girls to your room with naked women on them. there are, people are smoking. people are gambling, there are bachelorettes crying and carrying their shoes. and, you know, kids, they soak it up. and so we're crossing the street from the link, just down the block. we're waiting for the light