i've always lived in clacton. my family are from clacton.e is literally born and bred, and he's very proud of that. the pier and the beaches are probably our biggest competitors, because why do you want to be sat inside on a sunny day when you can be out, sitting on the pier, having a drink or relaxing on the beach? everything has been sold off around us, so it's really key that we get a new tenancy agreement signed, because at the moment we don't have one. they could actually give us six months' notice and ask us to leave the building. so we are hanging on by a thread at the moment. today is a really big day for us because we are getting back a lot of our older members that haven't been in for absolutely ages, and there are some huge characters in here. you've got bill, you've got linda, you've got knocker, you've got pat. have you seen emmerdale lately? yes, i love it. oh, that girl, ain't she terrible? but she did... she's a cow! hello, jeff. hello, kel. nice to see you. yeah, thank you. there you go, jeff. voiceover: jeff is very much pa