clarence paige? >> my wife is easy. there's the most beautiful earrings i can find. it's a default position if i can't think of anything else. that's for her. for me, i'm much tougher. i'm much tougher to shop for. chris: what would you like? >> i'm at the age where i appreciate time more than monetary value. i love to see my son leave me a nice little envelope and a card saying, dad, i'm going to write your column for a week, so you can take it off. chris: i love that idea. [laughter] katty kay, the gift you want or the gift you want to give. >> i've rolled the dice and i've been lucky to have four children who are all in good health. and if somebody could give me a little card saying they'll carry on being in good health, i'd be happy. my husband has been very good. he stayed with me in america for 11 years and that's taken him a long way from his family. i'd bring his whole family over. chris: permanently or just for the weekend? >> for a while. >> i'll be going from the christmas tree right to iowa. i would help something that would help get me around, waiting fo