i would be like, i have two coach tickets to cleavland. get on the airplane, woman. >> because they are lining up to go to cleavland. >> i was working there. there was rarely good clubs. >> bill, you signed up as an attractive female. any responses yet? >> all i know is i look at this and i am like, women. this does not work for hot looking dudes. if i were to answer a thing like that on-line it would be some closeted head of an anti-gay group in florida and i would have to do a lot more than hang out with them, i will tell you that much. it doesn't work with both genders. it only works with women. we have to take a break. we have more crud when we return. crud means a story. we have one more story. >>> e, the tv network and not the fifth letter of the alphabet announced that they signed the kardashian family to a contract worth $40 million, and it doesn't cover product endorsements which means the lovable clan will make a butt load more money. they already signed on to endorse a mass murderer. >> what? >> i know, hard to believe. they nee