i grew up right across the street from cleto and his son cleto, they have the same name.cleto's wife and mother, sylvia, had these -- when we were kids, your mom and wife had clown figurines. >> cleto: beautiful art pieces. >> jimmy: little statuettes, like holding balloons, taking a bath, walking a clown dog. and they were in the house and i was always kind of fascinated by them. their home was overrun by little clowns. so for cleto's birthday i got him a couple of new clowns to add to the collection, which i understand is now in storage or something, right? all right, so this is the fisherman clown. because he likes to fish. and this is a colonoscopy clown. [ applause ] you would buy these for sylvia? >> cleto: i would lie them for her for birthdays, christmas. >> jimmy: sylvia, did you want these? >> yes, i loved them. >> jimmy: it occurred to me moms collect weird things. [ laughter ] you notice it when you go home for the holidays. my mother has a huge collection of teapots she has never touched, teapots all over. we thought it would be fun, if if thanksgiving and ch

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cleto. thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming.d applause ] that's very nice, i appreciate it.

cleto, how are you doing? thanks. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.at to be here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] it was -- it was almost -- here in l.a. it was almost 100 degrees this weekend. crazy, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: very crazy. >> jimmy: and while a lot of people might cha i

i actually learned it from our band leader, cleto. [ cheers and applause ] and that, by the way, is notnot to do by just watching them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's leading by example in some way. >> yes, yeah. >> jimmy: you are not very active on social media. are you on social media? >> yes. so i deleted facebook a few years ago. i deleted twitter at the beginning of the pandemic because i was like, this is not going to be something that's going to be helpful. because, you know, twitter -- twitter is full of, like, people on twitter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. all of them. >> you know what i mean? everyone on twitter is someone who uses twitter. [ laughter ] it's just -- so there's like this inherent insanity baked into the meium. so i can't -- it's the same reason i can't trust yelp. >> jimmy: you don't trust yelp? >> i want to. it seems like a helpful resource. any time i read a review i'm like, but this person wrote a yelp review. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. >> somebody who wrote a book report on glazed carrots. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you see that from time to time. >> yea

cleto. thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming.hank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice, i appreciate it. i'm curious to know, how many of you got your annual report card from spotify today? [ laughter ] you know this? spotify, if you don't know, sends you a year-end wrap up. it's a little breakdown of your listening habits for the year, which is fun, but weird. like, imagine if postmates did this. [ laughter ] you ordered out 220 times this year and ate more than 800 slices of pizza. it's a bit of an invasion. so this was my list. my top five artists for 2021.er- james taylor, the spinners, alabama shakes, huey lewis and the news and billy joel. [ cheers and applause ] four of them are also my top five artists for 1985. [ laughter ] after they sent me this list, they also scheduled me for a prostate exam. [ laughter ] it was very strange. they might as well have sent me a text saying, "you are not cool at all." in case you're wondering. [ laughter ] my biggest problem with this is, the year isn't over yet. i

cleto, how are you doing? thanks. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.hank you for watching. thanks for braving the heat to be here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] it was -- it was almost -- here in l.a. it was almost 100 degrees this weekend. crazy, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: very crazy. >> jimmy: and while a lot of people might chalk it up to global warming, i can't help but feel that all the hot excitement had something to do with britney spears finally being freed from her father's clutches. [ cheers and applause ] is it just me, or does it feel like britney's been freed three times already this year? [ laughter ] how free does one person need to be? donald trump is also free for the time being. where is that case in new york already? wasn't he supposed to be like in jail like eight months ago? [ cheers and applause ] get to work on that. it would seem that there is nothing this man can ever say or do that will convince those who adore him that he is unworthy of that adoration. so there's a new book about trump. jonathan karl of abc news wrote