(funky disco plays) ♪ my name is cleveland brown ♪ and i am proud to be ♪ right back in my hometown ♪s the cleveland show. ♪ (chuckles) gordy: and that makes six wins in a row for stoolbend high baseball, under the leadership of coach clarence brown. angus: it's cleveland brown. gordy: who hasn't seen the postseason since his playing days in 1984. angus: as everyone knows, that was the year the growlers lost state to the mud falls trotters, general motors shut down the plant, little missy white was found bludgeoned to death, and stoolbend's been in the crapper ever since. and on a personal note, that was the year i tried sushi. didn't like it. never tried it again. gordy: hey, angus, here's a question. which woman on friday night lights wouldnyou have sex with? angus: the mayor. gordy: we'll accept that. the mayor, or saracen's grandma, the only two possible answers. go, growlers!

and a cleveland browns fan >> huge cleveland brown fan. >> seth: yes >> we had jerome bettis on the show> and he even liked our draft so, that was good. >> seth: yeah, johnny football that's very good >> johnny football a lot of good picks. they got a shut-down corner, they got johnny football, and they got a tackle. life is good >> seth: so do you - when you are watching football, are you the guy in charge of cooking the food for everybody to eat >> yeah. you know, i throw it all together i mean, i like doing quick dishes like this >> seth: mm-hmm. >> you know, so it really makes it easy. you can enjoy your time with your friends and you're good to go you've got to get in there a little bit i know you're kind of fancy, got your cufflinks on. [ laughter ] >> seth: they said we're making meatballs. i said "bring my fanciest suit!" [ laughter ] >> this kind of what we're - the show that i'm doing on food network now, "america's best cook", it's kind of like this. i mentor home cooks, not chefs >> seth: right >> we all compete against each other. alex guarnaschelli's a mentor, i'm a mentor,

is ♪ ♪ my name is cleveland brown ♪ and i am proud to be ♪ right back in my hometown ♪ with my new familynd show. ♪ (chuckles) ah, stoolfest. a magical time of year when hobos and drug addicts are made up as clowns and put in charge of dangerous rides. (people screaming) huh. "farmer." can you believe that's still a job? (all laugh) yeah! whoo! teacups! ac/dc! rather see some d-cups. or c-cups. hell, i don't even mind b-cups if they're real. i don't want no nippy little a-cups, though. well, we failed to bond, yet again. i'm gonna go to the arcade. here, here's ten bucks. enjoy yourself. don't get kidnapped. (cell phone rings) holler. cleve-bro. holt. hey, get over here. not going to be able to make it. what?! you've been talking about stoolfest for weeks. where are you? crosswinds outlet with my mom. sucks. holt, can you see through this skirt?

he played with the cleveland browns last year, the readers found out this guy was available so the apple goes by the wayside. marcus randolph, little bit more versatile. he apparently agrees to a one- year deal with the raiders, he had some injury problems and played in just 11 games with the browns last year. in the meantime, pretty much anything goes in these times right now. i just love the story. doesn't have a lot to do with sports, but it might be a new coined phrase as we go with social distance dancing. nashville, tennessee, grandpa lives across the street from his five-year-old granddaughter and they have been seeing each other every morning with little dance off. we need to have a look and a listen to this. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> this is michael jackson there. mike that is so cute. >> yeah i just loved the video. the sentiment is there, grandpa is trying to observe social distancing but still making good contact with his granddaughter. they live across the street from each other, so it's kind of cool. i can't get too excited guys, i don't want to wake anybody up. ,k of senior year...day. unl

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(funky disco plays) ♪ my name is cleveland brown ♪ and i am proud to be ♪ right back in my hometown ♪amily ♪ there's old friends and new friends ♪ ♪ and even a bear

>> by the way this program has always taken the coronavirus (funky disco plays) ♪ my name is cleveland brown and i am proud to be ♪ right back in my hometown ♪ with my new family ♪ there's old friends and new friends ♪ ♪ and even a bear ♪ through good times and bad times ♪ ♪ it's true love we share ♪ and so i found a place ♪ where everyone will know ♪ my happy mustached face ♪ this is the cleveland show. ♪ (chuckles) holt, what's up with the hair? thanks for noticing. hair growth shots. there's side effects: anal leakage. no problem. tampons work for guys, too. our friend holt. ahoy, shipmates! i'm here to announce that our boat for the river race is officially ready. okay, we got, uh, me, lester and, uh, rachel maddow here. so all we need now is a fourth guy for our boat, and we'll be tasting free beer at the stool for a year. (cleveland clears throat) w-we didn't, uh, we didn't ask you, cleveland, because of what, uh, lester said. oh? you're a jackass, bear, you know that? what i had said was that maywe ought not to ask you because most of your blacks-- not all, not all-- don't like boats.

were (funky disco plays) ♪ my name is cleveland brown ♪ and i am proud to be ♪ right back in my hometownere's old friends and new friends ♪ ♪ and even a bear ♪ through good times and bad times ♪ ♪ it's true love we share ♪ and so i found a place ♪ where everyone will know ♪ my happy mustached face ♪ this is the cleveland show. ♪ (chuckles) donna, you got to see what i did for the super bowl party! put some deodorant on and come in here! (deodorant spritzes) both arms. (spritzes) cleveland, what on earth is that? v.i.p. skybox. i'm not sitting down here with you. (loud rumbling) oh, my god! is that the rapture? no. rehearsal of the blue angel flyover. they protect nothing. you know, cleveland, if you didn't spend all our money on your super bowl parties, maybe you could buy me a mcmansion. like that new one across the street. mmm! pillars. cleveland: vulgar. it's vulgar, donna. do you want to be vulgar? look! someone's trying to break into it! donna, call the police. no, man, you should do it. you sound white on the phone. they actually might come. you sounded white on the phone. yeah, ye

don't know how they know all these players you know like with the 17th pick in the 3rd round the cleveland browns select mike monist sally of montana and they cheer how to hold the bay known mike mana sully of montana is amazes me how the n.f.l. has grown to use the draft as a big site where people can go to. they have really got it down the n.f.l. so it's crazy it's a major event staying in new york russian plane just lands at j.f.k. apparently putin agreed with mr trump to send this plane load of equipment on the very day by the way when governor cuomo was on the air just a few hours ago saying we don't know where we're desperate for relief supplies please send it to us and here comes that's kind of nice. it's a great story you know we haven't heard from mr putin too much have we. you know we're one of the interesting things about russia is it's still a bit of a quandary as to what actually is going on over there their numbers are very low compared to the rest of the world but you know before anybody over there in you know bosco's start bragging about what a great job they did which they may ha

well, there will be many years we wish the cleveland browns did not have a football season, but this year we've got a good team so we're tinanxious to have it. every small business person i talk to in my community from akron to youngstown and points in between, the margins are so small. and you hit it on the last segment that you had with your last guest. if you're a restaurant and your margins of 7%, 8%, you can't have one of every three tables filled up with only two people where you can't do banquets on the side. this is the reality of the situation. if you own a bar and can't have st. paddy's day or memorial day weekend or the aftermath of the fourth of july parade, you'll go under. that's why i think the best solution is to do what congressman ro khanna and i have been doing. direct cash assistance. $2,000 per person that makes under $130,000 a year because you will also take care of that small business person who usually draws their salary from the small business. so, yeah, maybe the business won't necessarily get open, but we need to stabilize things. people are hurting. and w

charlie: wasn't there a cleveland browns in the '40s or something?liz: you are not really a very -- hey, i resemble that remark. thank you very much. go, tribe. >>> closing bell, don't worry, you ohio fans, i will handle him after the show. closing bell ringing in ten minutes. holding on to most of the gains. slight selloff here. we are up 568 points for the dow. don't go away. starbucks investors steaming after the coffee giant logged its first quarterly sales drop in 11 years, after the bell yesterday. global same store sales declining by a bigger than expected 10% in the march quarter due of course to the coronavirus. starbucks down 2%. we'll be right back. (announcer) in this world where people are staying at home, many of life's moments are being put on hold. at carvana, we understand that, for some, getting a car just can't wait. to help, we're giving our customers up to 90 days to make their first payment. shop online from the comfort of your couch, and get your car with touchless delivery to keep you safe. and for even greater peace of mind,

he had injury problems last year, played only 11 games with the cleveland browns after dealing with a hamstring problem most of the season. >>> it is april second and we have our reporter on the scene talking about this day in sports history. there on this day just two years ago two future where your teammates squared off in the ncaa championship game. jordan poole and michigan fell to eric paschal and villanova 79-62. one year later both players were drafted by the warriors. >> it's un-american to not have baseball. >> reporter: on this day in 1995 the longest strike in american history came to an end after the world series was washed out in 94 and spring training was held out with replacement players. major league players and owners came to an agreement and a decision was set to begin on april 25th. and on this day in 1976 the breakup of the oakland a's dynasty was complete. reggie jackson and kent holtzman were traded to the baltimore orioles for don baylor and mike torres. that's this day in sports, april second. >> as usual, good stuff. in the meantime i guess this is a time when

coach ariens is a guy that i have worked with him before with the cleveland browns. he's going to love ba. they'll work crate together. >> so mark spent 10 years in the nfl and i guess you played with tom brady at michigan, right? >> yep, sure did. >> could you see at michigan -- because he was picked a little bit late, right? could you see the greatness in tom brady at michigan or not necessarily? >> absolutely not. no. he was a great college player, but i mean, look, they're saying he's the greatest of all time now. yeah.> that's hard to say, but you thought he was really a great player in college. right? >> of course. so as a quarterback, the most important thing as being the quarterback of the united states is leadership. that's the most important thing. he's always had that and work ethic. >> so you had a guy, drew henson, right? was first string. right? good memories. i have a good memory. they're always testing my memory. nobody has a better memory than trump unless i don't want to remember certain things, which happens a lot, too. but you had a quarterback, d

. >> with the 97th pick in the 2020 nfl draft, the cleveland browns select jacob phillips, law cle linebacker, lsu. >> so the browns go after another guy from lsu. jacob phillips going in and being drafted here at the end of the third round. the linebacker made a lot of plays for the bayou bengals, kirk. >> we can sit here and talk about his physicality. what i love is he's coming out of this program. he's coming out of a program, they know how to win. think about how many big games this guy has played in. and in the middle of that defense, providing leadership and understanding schemes and understanding fronts. he does a really good job in coverage. he's not great in man-to-man, but he understands zone. understands facing. doesn't necessarily understand pressure when he blitzes. he's not consistent in that but he's solid with his run fits and does an overall good job. bring an s.e.c. linebacker into the afc north he's going to have a chip on his shouldering a bit of an attitude. i think that browns defense can use some of that. >> rece, is that now four for four s.e.c. picks for cleveland? >

he also played for the cleveland browns. and, tom dempsey died saturdayat of complns from covid-19. in 1970, with the new orleans saints, he kicked a record field goal, 63 yards, despite having no toes on his kicking foot. tom dempsey was 73 years old. still to come on the newshour: childbirth and covid-19-- thefa unliar challenges faced by pregnant women. how the countries of the middle reeast are weathering the of coronavirus. plus, amy walter and tamara keith on politics at a moment of crisis. >> woodruff: now, we look at how the coronavirus outbreak is affecting soon-to-be-mothers. nearly a million women in the s. are expected to give birth in the next three months. withealth resources stretche thin and changing guidelines,an many prewomen around the country are finding themselves increasingly on edge. amna nawaz has this report. >> nawaz: deborah barak is due tomorrow. she and her partner live in new york, now the u.s. epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak. after veral years of trying to conceive, this will be their first child. >> it's been a struggle just to get to this point

coach arians, i've worked with him before with the cleveland browns. he is going to love him. they will work great together. >> president trump: he spent ten years in the nfl. i guess he played with tom brady at michigan, right? he was picked a little bit late, right? did you see the greatness and tom brady at michigan, or not necessarily? >> absolutely not. [laughter] >> that's true. >> he was a great college player. they were saying he's the greatest of all time now. >> president trump: that's hard to see. but you thought he was really a great player? >> of course. as a quarterback, the most important thing about being a quarterback of the united states is leadership. that's the most important thing. he has always had that and work ethic. >> president trump: drew henson was first string, right? they are always testing my memory. nobody has a better memory than trump. unless i don't want to remember certain things, which happens a lot, too. but you had a quarterback, drew henson, who was the started. he signed with the yankees, because he wanted to play baseball. the problem

somebody rejected the cleveland browns. wait a minute. why didn't my team get any money?closing bell ringing in about 27 minutes. all right. we do have the dow up 92. the nasdaq, folks, is lower. it had been up about 100 points. it's nowhere near there now, down about 60 points. zoom reaching for the cloud as it grapples with overwhelming work from home demand. i know a lot of you have been on it. seven million gigabytes of data routing through oracle's cloud services as video chatting becomes the new norm. oracle up as much as 1.5% intraday, still up about .25% but again, the nasdaq is kind of spinning out of control, downward. zoom sliding as it faces rising competition and privacy questions still. zoom is down 4.5%. >>> from oracle to the woman whose cloud company is helping to fix the biggest complaint right now by customers across the globe. reaching a human at your bank. she is next. she is also a starbucks board member. starbucks coming out after the bell. we'll be right back. every financial plan needs a cfp® professional -- confident financial plans, calming fina

i'm not as tough as a new york giant but us cleveland brown fans could go right in. >> y beusu'hopingo, you know, one of the things i've loved doing through this, we've been doing it for 30 days now on the food network kitchen facebook page, we've been doing these live 30-minute videos teaching people how to use everything in their house and how to use the leftovers and pantry, get a meal on the table for their family. you know which for me is special. when i thought what could i do? i cook. to get people on to the table again has been special for me. look, we have a little bit -- >> there's a lot of different options. dip it into marinara sauce. that looks amazing. >> dip it into marinara. you could cut them just how they are. serve them up like this. this is just the cheese and the sausage. if you have leftover vegetables, stuff them in there -- there's no rules with it because it's not like classic. sauerkraut and put swiss cheese in there and i mean, my italian chef friends probably weren't happy but it was delicious. i don't care. and even with kids, you could do it with like, yo

coach aryans is a guy i worked with before for the cleveland browns.ill work great together. >> mark spent ten years in the nfl and i guess you played with tom brady at michigan, right? >> yep. sure did. >> could you see at michigan, because he was picked a little bit late, right, could you see the greatness in tom brady at michigan or not necessarily? >> absolutely not. he was a great college player but i mean, look, they're saying he's the greatest of all time now. >> yeah. that's hard to see. but you thought he was really a great player in college? >> of course. you know, so as a quarterback, the most important thing as with being quarterback of the united states is leadership. he always had that work ethic. >> you had drew henson -- see, i have a good memory. nobody thinks i have a good memory. nobody has a better memory than trump. unless i don't want to remember things and that happens, too. you had a quarterback who was actually a star and he signed with the yankees because he wanted to play baseball. problem is he couldn't hit the curveball. ri

one of those we have lost was james brown, the principal -- him,y isthere he is, god bless with his family. he is the principle of grover clevelandiddle school in caldwell. posted indes being his memory but the members of the community tell just how deeply respected and loved he was. he leaves behind his wife, sh erry, his three children and an entire school community who loved him dearly. james was only 48 years old. the executive director director of the new jersey democratic state committee's kids were in this school. god bless his soul. a guy i didn't know, but was known by -- i knew generally, i didn't know personally, but was known by millions, we also lost jazz legend bucky pizzerelli. a tremendously respected jazz guitarist, whos two sons have become tremendous musicians as well. bucky, you can see him there, was 94 years old. we mourn his loss. we mourn with his family and his many friends. i know that there is nothing we can say to truly dull the pain that the brown family and every family who has lost a loved one to covid-19 is feeling right now, but we can make them know that we are thinking about them through our act