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. ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc.e in a different part of the city. a different high-end part of the city. wall safes and high-end jewelry-- these guys came in knowing exactly what they were gonna find. well, there must be a pattern, something that connects them all. the first one was three months ago? central park west-- bob and linda kesler were bound, gagged and beaten. intruders wore masks. took roughly $175,000 in jewelry. same m.o. on york street? (esposito) yeah, only when mr. bruner refused to open his safe, they broke his wife's arms. which brings us to last night. they're getting bolder. they're escalating their violence. well, it can't be random. how do they know what's in the safes? "safes"--is that a word? is it "saves"? that can't be right. and you write for a living? castle, the point? the point is, our home invaders seem to know an awful lot about their victims. we've compared insurance companies, home security vendors, even the kind safes that they had-- nothing's been a match. i'm just thinking, they
. ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc.e in a different part of the city. a different high-end part of the city. wall safes and high-end jewelry-- these guys came in knowing exactly what they were gonna find. well, there must be a pattern, something that connects them all. the first one was three months ago? central park west-- bob and linda kesler were bound, gagged and beaten. intruders wore masks. took roughly $175,000 in jewelry. same m.o. on york street? (esposito) yeah, only...
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closes) ohh. (clink) ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc. are you happy? to listen to holly yap for over an hour. she's way too young to have that many stories about losing teeth. (chuckles) sorry. that's the least convincing "sorry" ever. i'll work on it. so jules and i decided we want to get married on the beach. (gasps) you're gonna have to go to city hall and get a permit for that. ooh. that sounds like quite an imbroglio. she bought herself a little word-of-the-day calendar. ah. gotcha. why would you bust me on that? they would have just thought i had gotten all smart and stuff. sorry. oh, no. that was better. right? i'm getting it. getting a permit is easy. i got one to put that new speed bump in the cul-de-sac. uhh! ohh! that speed bump is gonna protect our kids, especially stan. he's obsessed with that manhole in the middle of the street. i don't know what he thinks is down there, but he leaves food for it. well, it's the manhole monster. it eats little boys that don't listen. solid parenting, as always. (whispers) thanks. roger! (chuckles) roger.
closes) ohh. (clink) ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc. are you happy? to listen to holly yap for over an hour. she's way too young to have that many stories about losing teeth. (chuckles) sorry. that's the least convincing "sorry" ever. i'll work on it. so jules and i decided we want to get married on the beach. (gasps) you're gonna have to go to city hall and get a permit for that. ooh. that sounds like quite an imbroglio. she bought herself a little word-of-the-day...
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(chuckles) ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc. (all) newspaper jinx! i win.on, guys. hand 'em over. ahh. sweet, triple coupons. tom, do you think you could turn that new fountain off every once in a while? why? i sleep with my windows open, and it just makes me have to pee constantly. (laughter)
(chuckles) ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc. (all) newspaper jinx! i win.on, guys. hand 'em over. ahh. sweet, triple coupons. tom, do you think you could turn that new fountain off every once in a while? why? i sleep with my windows open, and it just makes me have to pee constantly. (laughter)
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. ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc. couldn't find her, i looked everywhere for her, and then i saw the window. the lock was jimmied from the outside. i-i ran outside. i looked for her. ohh. mr. candela, you live on a ground floor apartment with windows facing the alleyway. most people have bars. we were going to. we just-- i never got around to it. we think the dirt's from the outside. how could this happen in our own home? so our suspect climbed in through the window, grabbed angela and probably walked out the back door. just like that? we have her photo on the wires and are issuing an amber alert to the port authority and the tri-state area. i'll have my guys run any registered sex offenders and residential burglaries. what about the parents? anyone they can think of? no, not that either of them can think straight right now. this thing goes south, they'll never think straight again. agent sorenson? the phone's over there. get a tap on it. (lowered voice) this one will end better. i promise. six months. six months what
. ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc. couldn't find her, i looked everywhere for her, and then i saw the window. the lock was jimmied from the outside. i-i ran outside. i looked for her. ohh. mr. candela, you live on a ground floor apartment with windows facing the alleyway. most people have bars. we were going to. we just-- i never got around to it. we think the dirt's from the outside. how could this happen in our own home? so our suspect climbed in through the window, grabbed...
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. ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc.nd when i got out of the hospital after a dvt blood clot. what about my family? my li'l buddy? and what if this happened again? i was given warfarin in the hospital but i wondered if this was the right treatment for me. then my doctor told me about eliquis. eliquis treats dvt and pe blood clots and reduces the risk of them happening again. not only does eliquis treat dvt and pe blood clo
. ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc.nd when i got out of the hospital after a dvt blood clot. what about my family? my li'l buddy? and what if this happened again? i was given warfarin in the hospital but i wondered if this was the right treatment for me. then my doctor told me about eliquis. eliquis treats dvt and pe blood clots and reduces the risk of them happening again. not only does eliquis treat dvt and pe blood clo
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. ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc.tly) (door closes) hey, dime eyes. your baby mama just pulled up. why is dummy late this time? maybe holly forgot she had a baby. (coos) she's not that ridiculous. (door closes) hey, you guys. i'm sorry i'm late, but i was driving in to the boob doctor, 'cause, um, i'm thinking about going a little bigger. actually, maybe a little bit smaller. (chuckles) i don't really care. i just need a change... (laughs) and i forgot i have this baby. grayson-- in your face! i was gonna say "in your face." you just stole my thunder! you're a thunder stealer! that's my indian name. you do it again, and we're going to therapy. please don't make me. you take your friends to therapy? yeah, if they annoy me. so if tampa ever had a little break from reality... (chuckles) like her mama did that one time, you guys could help? we would do anything, whether she needed our time or our money or... whoa. did you just say... (chuckles) "omoney"? (chuckles) yeah. why? (chuckling) oh. oh, no. please. please don't--
. ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc.tly) (door closes) hey, dime eyes. your baby mama just pulled up. why is dummy late this time? maybe holly forgot she had a baby. (coos) she's not that ridiculous. (door closes) hey, you guys. i'm sorry i'm late, but i was driving in to the boob doctor, 'cause, um, i'm thinking about going a little bigger. actually, maybe a little bit smaller. (chuckles) i don't really care. i just need a change... (laughs) and i forgot i have this baby....
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. ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc.ook, i don't mind helping you put your wet suit on every day. well... okay, i do. i mean, it's weird you don't wear anything underneath. that's how i roll, dude. please don't go surfing. i miss our morning time. maybe you should stay home and ride these waves. you sleep with that. i sleep near that. i surf 'cause i need some alone time. this little cul-de-sac crew does everything together. that's not true. yesterday, i took a shower without talking to you on speakerphone. and? it was horrible. meh. oh, gray-gray, we should head out soon. we are not married, but we have to go to marriage counseling? why? 'cause i love me some therapy. i'm good at it. paying other people to listen to your problems? uh-huh. you know, marriage counseling before marriage does feel a little backwards. i don't want to enter into this with any baggage. my last marriage didn't have a chance. i was pregnant, i dropped out of school, bobby was sleeping with kathy valero, our weather lady. from news channel 7? i k
. ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc.ook, i don't mind helping you put your wet suit on every day. well... okay, i do. i mean, it's weird you don't wear anything underneath. that's how i roll, dude. please don't go surfing. i miss our morning time. maybe you should stay home and ride these waves. you sleep with that. i sleep near that. i surf 'cause i need some alone time. this little cul-de-sac crew does everything together. that's not true. yesterday, i took a shower without...
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(whistles) ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc. jules, would you please pass the salt?ure. thank you. what? you said something nice about her mom, and now she's not speaking to you. that's great. okay, how about we all agree not to talk about our moms? i mean, it's easy for me because my mom's dead. mine, too. dead-mom high five. people that i used to talk to just don't get it. i know my mom seems nice, but she's like that cartoon frog that sings and dances when no one's looking, only instead of singing and dancing, she tells me i have lesbian legs. everybody has issues with their mom, okay? i'm sure she's not as bad as you say. jules agrees with me. (clank) (chuckles) did you just try and kick me? (strained voice) i'm wearing sandals. you don't believe that my mom is a cold, heartless sociopath? she made me muffins. oh, ellie-- no. oh, great. now she's not talking to me. sorry. no. now i'm not talking to you. best meal i ever had. (hums) hey, new guy. i know it sucks being new. in college, i was hazed so badly my first year of spirit squad. i just said i was a male che
(whistles) ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc. jules, would you please pass the salt?ure. thank you. what? you said something nice about her mom, and now she's not speaking to you. that's great. okay, how about we all agree not to talk about our moms? i mean, it's easy for me because my mom's dead. mine, too. dead-mom high five. people that i used to talk to just don't get it. i know my mom seems nice, but she's like that cartoon frog that sings and dances when no one's looking,...
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♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc. ah. these pictures of you and bobby from an old hunting trip? they're our wedding photos. we drove down the aisle in an a.t.v. when i get married, i hope i'm just as pregnant as you. aw. did your photographer suck, or do you know a lot of people without heads? oh, that's bobby's uncle. (sighs) he was really sweet, but when we opened our photographs, there were, like, nine pictures of his penis. ooh. he's actually in jail now. oh. (door opens) so this time we're gonna use a professional. (door closes) hey, hey, hey. you guys notice anything? (chuckles) the helmet's gone! you had a helmet? god, i really thought that would be a bigger deal. oh, wedding photographers, huh? you guys want to see some real photography? you know we would. (snaps fingers) i'll get my portfolio. run! aah! freeze! now you smile and drink your wine. mm. found a little piece of glass. (glass shard clatters) this sangria reminds me of when i went to pamplona to photograph the running of the bulls. this guy i was shacki
♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc. ah. these pictures of you and bobby from an old hunting trip? they're our wedding photos. we drove down the aisle in an a.t.v. when i get married, i hope i'm just as pregnant as you. aw. did your photographer suck, or do you know a lot of people without heads? oh, that's bobby's uncle. (sighs) he was really sweet, but when we opened our photographs, there were, like, nine pictures of his penis. ooh. he's actually in jail now. oh. (door opens) so...