clyde owens is going to be a guest star that is going to play a baton -- that is enough. >> and it'st. you have to stay erect. >> and why are you going in this direction, young man? >> to play a baton. >> that is true. the point that i make is valid. [ laughter ] >> jake, you said, quote, that the aclu is getting into the amateur pornvis business. isn't that an oxymoron? >> aren't you aware of the wonderful amateur porn sites that is out there. if not, we can have an amazing friday night. come to my house and watch porn with me. >> is the amateur porn business, if it becomes a business, it ceases to be a amateur. >> i will show you the difference! >> people reference these porn stars. >> that is weird. when there is a guy that is way into porn stars, this girl and you are watching too much pornography. >> i was discussing this with evan stone. jessica drake came in and said hello. >> britney couldn't make it. >> and courtney comes. >> and you said you were fast becoming a libertarian. are you saying that you are siding with the aclu on this? >> i am on this issue. i have always had a