saker-norrish, philip korsika, mat monro, alexander berson, sebastian bommersheim, douglas mchale, cody amosa, chay johansson, max telfer, aaron gilman, alex burt, anthony mcindoe, ben folkman, carlos fraiha, carmelo leggiero, caz ting, daniel zettl, dave clayton, drew park, edwina ting, jerry kung, joseph king, julian legge, kevin estey, ludovic chailloleau, mark smith, matthew riordan, merlin maertz, mike clark, peter chen, simeon duncombe, victor huang, david farmer, brent burge, jason baker and matt lappin. ( cheers and applause ) i speak for everyone here at the report when i say, holy captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org it's 11:59 and 59 seconds, this happened on youtube. sometimes elevators get stuck and all you can really do is stay calm. or if you are the guy in this video, haul you can do is hit record in your camera while you react to what seems like not only the craziest man in the world but probably exactly how i would be in a stuck elevator. >> what the [bleep] you doing? >> with one eye open ♪ ♪ holding on tight ♪. >>

saker-norrish, philip korsika, mat monro, alexander berson, sebastian bommersheim, douglas mchale, cody amosff, simon baker, gerardo aguilera, chay johansson, max telfer, aaron gilman, alex burt, anthony mcindoe, ben folkman, carlos fraiha, carmelo leggiero, caz ting, daniel zettl, dave clayton, drew park, edwina ting, jerry kung, joseph king, julian legge, kevin estey, ludovic chailloleau, mark smith, matthew riordan, merlin maertz, mike clark, peter chen, simeon duncombe, victor huang, david farmer, brent burge, jason baker and matt lappin. ( cheers and applause ) i speak for everyone here at the report when i say, holy captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ i'm going down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet

saker-norrish, philip korsika, mat monro, alexander berson, sebastian bommersheim, douglas mchale, cody amosker, gerardo aguilera, chay johansson, max telfer, aaron gilman, alex burt, anthony mcindoe, ben folkman, carlos fraiha, carmelo leggiero, caz ting, daniel zettl, dave clayton, drew park, edwina ting, jerry kung, joseph king, julian legge, kevin estey, ludovic chailloleau, mark smith, matthew riordan, merlin maertz, mike clark, peter chen, simeon duncombe, victor huang, david farmer, brent burge, jason baker and matt lappin. ( cheers and applause ) i speak for everyone here at the report when i say, holy captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> stephen: tonight, is america guilty of torture? no, we seem fine with it. then hackers expose hollywood secrets. it turns out apollo 13 took place on a sound stage! and my guest, seth rogen, stars with james franco in the new movie "the interview". i'll ask him about it in the "the interview" interview. a new york high schooler made $72 million trading stocks on his lunch hour. in a couple

saker-norrish, philip korsika, mat monro, alexander berson, sebastian bommersheim, douglas mchale, cody amosn baker, gerardo aguilera, chay johansson, max telfer, aaron gilman, alex burt, anthony mcindoe, ben folkman, carlos fraiha, carmelo leggiero, caz ting, daniel zettl, dave clayton, drew park, edwina ting, jerry kung, joseph king, julian legge, kevin estey, ludovic chailloleau, mark smith, matthew riordan, merlin maertz, mike clark, peter chen, simeon duncombe, victor huang, david farmer, brent burge, jason baker and matt lappin. ( cheers and applause ) i speak for everyone here at the report when i say, holy captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org from comedy central's worldview headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: hey! welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, wrestling star and all-around greatest guy in the world, mick foley with his movie, "i am santa". (cheers and applause) we'll be excited to tal