so here's what happened: the current wwe champion is one cody rhodes. applause] seven people say "rawr." he's the people's champ. unquestioned bravery, he stands in for zelenskyy in this metaphor. and a couple of weeks ago, the rock, the now-evil owner of the wwe -- putin in our story -- made cody rhodes an offer. >> the one thing that i want more than anything in this world... is that. i want your soul. [laughter and applause] >> jon: he wants zelenskyy's sole. "but sir, i am smaller and weaker than you. it will take incredible bravery for me to protect my soul, and the soul of my people. but luckily, i am not protecting my soul alone. for i have the support of the great john cena!" [cheers and applause] so cody rhodes -- zelenskyy -- told vladimir putin -- rock, "no soul for you, mother[bleep]." and that's when they met in the oval office. america went to hug zelenskyy, but when america looked up, somehow, putin had given john cena the international sign for "it's time!" and rather than repudiate putin, america smelled what the rock was cooking, and t