he is stephen colbert. (cheers and applause) all he has to do is point his face at the stage and walk forward -- stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) colbert! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by cbs ( band playing "late show" theme ) >> stephen: welcome to "the late show." i'm stephen colbert. (cheers and applause) welcome, everybody! (audience chanting stephen) >> stephen: welcome to "the late show"! (cheers and applause) hey, everybody! thanks for being here! in here, out there, all around the world, i'm stephen colbert, i am your east -- host tonight and, excitement in the air because the presidential race has truly become a flaming toboggan ride toward dead man's curve, otherwise known as the new hampshire primary. tomorrow, the granite state weighs in and all eyes have been on marco rubio, who stunned all the politicos when he won iowa by coming in third. (laughter) never been done before. never been done.despite the rube-mentum, the senator may have tripped up in saturday's debate by stick

i'm stephen colbert. (cheers and applause) (audience chanting stephen) >> stephen: welcome to "the late show"! (cheers and applause) hey, everybody! thanks for being here! in here, out there, all around the world, i'm stephen colbert, i am your east -- host tonight and, you know, there is a real excitement in the air because the presidential race has truly become a flaming toboggan ride toward dead man's curve, otherwise known as the new hampshire primary. tomorrow, the granite state weighs in and all eyes have been on marco rubio, who stunned all the politicos when he won iowa by coming in third. (laughter) never been done before. but despite the rube-mentum, the senator may have tripped up in saturday's debate by sticking too closely to his talking points. but, thankful, chris christie was there -- (laughter) -- to helpfully curb stomp him in the neck. >> and let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that barack obama doesn't know what he's doing. he knows exactly what he's doing. let's dispel wit

" >> colbert is gearing up for his live show after the super bowl. he's asking the players what they're doing to get ready. >> i sent my interview strike team to media day to ask these players one simple question. what do you do to get pumped up for the big show? >> i put on a tiny crown and i say who is the prince of football? me! >> i tell my cat that the game is already over and we won. and then i have to go out and her. >> every day i wake up at 4 a.m. so i can get out there and score sales. nothing else gets me going like crockpot. >> i look in the mirror and i say the names of my favorite fans. cooper. ma kaya. madison, vivian, tyler, zach, >> got to always give 110% until you realize it's not actually possible. and then just give 100%. >> i think to myself, what would the harlem globetrotters do? watch football. >> i look at myself in the mirror and i say candy man, three times, and when he appears and tries to kill me, i run really fast. >> that's one way to get ready. catch the special live edition of the "the late show with right after the

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>> jon: stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs ( band playing "late show" theme ) >> stephen: thank you so much, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! welcome to can the to "the late show,"" everybody. thank you, that's lovely. thank you so much for joining a little out of whack there. thank you so much. welcome to "the late show." thank you. welcome to "the late show,"" everybody. i'm stephen colbert. the 2016 election is shaping up to be a real circus. but you know what else is a the circus. and the big news out of the big top is, starting may 1, ringling brothers circus will no longer include elephants. listen, i'll miss them, but i'm all for this. i don't think these majestic creatures should be forced to walk around in a confined space for our amusement. ( cheers and applause ) i prefer the zoo. that's right, that's right! that's right! i prefer the zoo, where they're forced to walk around in a confined space for our education. ( laughter ) ( applause ) now, getting rid of elephants e

and colbert is pretty excited about it. the host, writer and executive producer of the late show, >> have you heard about the wedge jeans that levi's are putting out. >> reporter: he was host of the emmy award winning show, the colbert report. >> he's days away from hosting the show after the super bowl. >> reporter: he appeared on cbs this morning, and talked about what we can expect to see and his impressive list of special guests. >> we've got will ferrell. we'll have surprise guests. we'll have our review. we'll have jokes, we have written during the super bowl about the super bowl. >> you've got megyn kelly. >> yeah, very excited. the only person on the planet who scares donald trump. >> you will bet donald will be at the top of the joke list. >> and you have people like sanders. >> no, you don't. there are no people like donald trump. there is only donald trump. the greatest lie donald trump ever told was he was happy being second in iowa. show will be determined during the super bowl. >> you guys are going to be writ

>> stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs ( band playing intro music ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! hey, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) thank you! >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: that's nice. that's entirely pleasant. ( cheers and applause ) welcome to "the late show." that's nice. welcome to "the late show." thank you so much. i am stephen colbert. happy groundhog day everybody! wow, it really feels like i said that yesterday. anyway, happy groundhog day everybody! it's a great day. i hope you got your groundhog something nice. but all of us got a present today, because the prognosticator of prognosticators, punxsutawney phil, did not see his shadow. that means we will have a short winter. ( cheers and applause ) it obviously, made a lot of people happy. not me. because, full disclosure, i am a groundhog denier. in on weather-forecasting rodents. sure, 98% of climate veterinarians believe that groundhogs can affect the seasonal tilt of the earth's axis, something

up next, a special live late show with stephen colbert. he has teena fey, will ferrell and more surprises coming your way. welcome back -- back to our seat. i'm james brown along with my guys, of course, tony, coach, bart, and boomer. two years ago denver lost convincingly to seattle. john elway went out and built a championship defense and boy, did it show out. boomer: this one is for pat this one is done by one, wade phillips. what a performance by this defense back-to-back in the a.f.c. championship game and now in super bowl 50. bart: j.j. watt may have won the m.v.p. but von miller introduced himself to the masses. what a show he put on. bill: there's no question the m.v.p. of this game was von miller. the last two weeks, two and a half sacks in each game. two caused fumbles. a one-man wrecking ball. tony: hats off to demarcus ware. he had himself a game to. i want to talk about peyton manning. i know he didn't play the best game, the one turnover. but my hat's off to him, the season he's halt, up and down. it was a great sheriff's la

i'm stephen colbert. happy martin luther king day, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) happy martin luther king day. happy martin luther king day. did you get me anything? get me anything, jon? >> jon: what's that? >> stephen: did you get me anything for martin luther king day? i checked under my martin luther king day tree this morning and there was nothing there. >> jon: i tweeted. >> stephen: you tweeted? did you tweet for martin luther king day? >> jon: yeah, i did. >> stephen: what did you say? >> jon: i was like, thank you dr. king. ( laughter ) >> stephen: that's good. keep it simple. keep it simple. >> jon: right, straight to the point. >> stephen: yeah, just like king himself. >> jon: king. >> stephen: you know, speaking of martin luther king... super bowl 50-- ( laughter ) proper way to transition from this conversation to that, what is written in there. as we get closer to super bowl 50, every sports fan out there is asking the same question: what's going on with wisconsin high school basketball

and up next on cbs, a special live "late show with stephen colbert." he has tina fey, will ferrell and more surprises. we welcome you to the postgame show, now up to jim nantz. >> ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the super bowl m.v.p. of terrell davis and the vince lombardi trophy! >> the m.v.p. of super bowl iii, joe namath! lynn swann. >> woo! >> yay! jim: thank you, lynn swann. commissioner, it's time to present the lombardi trophy so annabelle is here and i think we're going to pass it down to joe ellis as the c.e.o. of this broncos oh. i know you want to accept it with these words. roger: let me just thank all the bronco fans and tonight peyton -- peyton, i don't know if this is your last rodeo but it was one heck of a ride and we all thank you for the ride, so thank you. annabelle, i know this is a special moment for you and we're all thinking about pat. a great man, a man who loved this oh, and we're proud you could -- organization, and we're proud you could take this back to denver for pat bowlen and your denver fans. congratulations. jim:

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colbert had a super guest for the super bowl live show. he asked president obama about the big game. >> sir, what was your favorite part of tonight's game? team sealed the deal with the touchdown, thanks to the guy that was really good. >> sir, that's incredibly vague. are you sure you watched the game? >> well, look, you caught me. this is not actually live. this is a pre-tape we shot last week. >> sir, with all due respect, i've made a big deal this is a live show tonight. i find it hard to believe you're pre-taped. >> all right. i'm going to prove it to you. come on out here. >> hey, man. good luck with the live show. that's a lot of pressure. glad i'm not you. >> you think? >> okay, i stand corrected. let me get this straight. you don't even know who won the game, sir? >> i didn't say that. of course i do. it was the denver broncos. >> what? it was a pre-tape. how could you possibly know that? >> stephen, i'm the president. it turns out all the super bowl are written on the back of the constitution. >> i'm going to need that ball back.

i am stephen colbert. happy groundhog day everybody! wow, it really feels like i said that yesterday. ( laughter ) anyway, happy groundhog day everybody! it's a great day. i hope you got your groundhog something nice. today, because the prognosticator of prognosticators, punxsutawney phil, did not see his shadow. that means we will have a short winter. ( cheers and applause ) it obviously, made a lot of people happy. not me. because, full disclosure, i am a groundhog denier. i don't all think the science is in on weather-forecasting rodents. sure, 98% of climate veterinarians believe that groundhogs can affect the seasonal tilt of the earth's axis, something to do with the burrowing, evidently. maybe they're taking core samples down there. i don't know. but i just don't buy it. i mean, how much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground? i had to practice that. but, folks, i see my shadow right here on the state so ooij touch and go. touch and go. you never know. first i'll sit down with actor david schwimmer. ( cheers

. >>> and stephen colbert is here! the late show host. race he is talking about and his live special after the super bowl. we begin this morning with a look at today's "eye opener." your world in 90 seconds. >>> i don't know anyone who be comfortable with someone who behaves this way, having his finger on the button. we are liable to wake up one morning and donald would have nuked denmark. >> ted cruz and donald trump battle it out. >> this guy, ted cruz. he goes out. talk about a liar. >> i was amused that bernie sanders set himself up to be the gatekeeper on progressive. >> i don't know any progressive who has a super pac and takes $5 million from wall street. >> governor rick scott in florida declaring a health emergency after nine cases of zika virus were detected. >> bill cosby is headed to trial. >> a pennsylvania judge refuses to throw out a 2004 sexual assault case. >> president obama went to a mosque to talk about the contributions muslims have made in the united states. your thoughts about that? maybe he feel