stephen colbert's twin cousin. stephen colbert, everybody!verybody! you're a damn fine looking man, by the way. >> stephen: he's a good guy. he's a good guy. i like him. happy to have him on board. but it would have been great to have that other guy with the tv show. i really like some of the bits he used to do. but, again, what can i do in the face of corporate lawyers? which brings us to tonight's werd: the lesser of two evils. folks, the two weeks of political conventions are drawing to a close, and we now know one thing for certain: we know this november it will be hillary clinton against donald trump. and polls show that many of us have already chosen the outcom we really want. we want neither. both clinton and trump have historically low approval ratings. in fact, 52% of trump supporters say they're only voting for him because they don't want hillary to win. and i don't blame them for that soft support. donald trump is a hard man to stand behind. meanwhile, 56% of hillary supporters say they just don't want donald trump to win. hillary'

steven colbert's twin cousin. you can watch more of the late show with steven colbert right here on wbz solved. >> how scientists are finally explaining that giant red spot on jupiter. >> a lot of us already in the 90 degree club this afternoon. it's another hot one out there. kathy is checking in 84 in worcester. denise plymouth said 89boost -- denise in plymouth said 89. >>> coming up at 5:00 a dream job for craft beer lovers. the smithsonian is searching the country for a beer historian. we'll have details on the perfect application that's on the wbz news5: >> interesting. >>> it's one of the things you learn about one of the planets in our solar system. >> so jupiter has a giant red spot on it, a distinguishing feature. nowasa said that red spot may be helping heat the planet. they say temperatures near the spot are much higher than the rest of the planet. so now you know. >>> speaking of hot, it's hot out. >> one more day today. this is it. tomorrow is going to be sticky, areas of rain heavy at on the roads t

colbert is cooking hot pocket.o grabs the stick with no issues. mitch leaps over some lava chasms. colbert, still waiting for his hot pocket to reach peak temperature, appears to be enjoying the hot pocket, but it is hot. busby sprinting to the end of the lap. mitch zeroes in on that second whistle. mitch now has both of the columbia is cruising. columbia looking to make the final. y this is going to be very tight. here comes calvin. mitch, he's got to be careful. very precise series of movements to trigger the game-winning pledge. calvin entered the turn before the final lap. it all comes down to this, ladies and gentlemen. we are waiting to see if it is columbia, is it mitch, or is it colbert? it's the final lap. columbia pushing hard. mitch triggering the secret door. yelnats calvin screaming down the back turn as stephen colbert shovels piping-hot dough and filling into his mouth. colbert wins it! >> stephen: wooo! wooo! >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen colbert an upset winner. >> stephen: it'

colbert in 2012 -- >> stephen colbert, it's all the difference in the world. >> it is all the differencenot doing the comedy central character? >> yeah, it is. i mean, it doesn't mean he won't appear, show up. >> goodness. >> he's very needy. and he loves the limelight. we think he might be holed up with jon some place. >> oh. >> they might get off the grid some place. we sent out people looking for him. >> that's what we call a tease. >> i didn't realize i was teasing. now i'm really in show business. >> what else will we see in the live shows? dance, choreography? >> of course, do not missing the opening of monday's night's show. we have a musical number to describe what's going to happen for the rest of the week. movie star guests, zoe by, we have the president of the united states, tony from scandal there. also a clinton surrogate. extremely handsome for the president of the united states. >> family members? >> sure, all of them. i'm willing to announce that. that's what i love about this week is that the republican convention you don't know what's going to happen. they don't know wh

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you're a real person. >> i'm stephen colbert.man. >> no, you were running as stephen colbert in 2012. >> i'm now stephen colbert, it's all the difference in the world. >> it is all the difference in the world. i mean, is it different that you're not doing the comedy central character? >> yeah, it is. i mean, it doesn't mean he won't show up. >> oh, goodness. >> he's very needy. >> yes. >> and he loves the limelight, maybe even more than i do. so we think he might be holed up with jon some place. >> oh, the two of them together. >> they might be off the grid some place, we send people looking for them. >> that's what we call a tease. >> i didn't realize i was teasing. now i'm really in show business. >> what else will we see in the live shows, dance, corp horeogr? >> of course. do not miss the opening on the monday night show. we have a musical number to describe what's going to be happening for the rest of the week for all of us. also movie star guests, we have the president of the united states, tony goldwyn. >>members? >> sure.

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the 2016 republican national hunger games. >> decked out in red, white blue, colbert was shooting skits for "the show" airing live from new york city starting tonight. >> i'm not s to be up here. neither is donald trump. >> just make the jokes first. that's it. all you wa do is be the first guy to think of something. especially with the trump campaign. 24 hours later, he's going to say somebody totally different. >> this week about trump but hillary is not off the hook. colbert will continue to be live next week when democrats ta over philadelphia. >> the democratic convention might be easier to prep for. republicans don what's going to happen at the republican convention. >> the next two weeks include jeff daniels, allison janney. >> sir? i'm not saying you're commander in beef, you're very sexy but goldwyn, yes. >> that leads to "scandal." >>> up next, i'm with meghan trainor as she kicks off her tour. >> you all ar seeing everything. >> backstage with the single star. how she is getting love life help from famous friends. >> where is my boyfriend? why can't you findhim? >> later,insi

i'm stephen colbert from the show you're watching right now. at the top of last night's show, i wished the chicago cubs good luck on their history-making season by rubbing various lucky items, including three of the chicago cubs themselves. well, funny story, we taped that bit on june 30th, and they have lost nine of eleven games since i touched them. so, obviously, i feel terrible. so i want to make it up to them tonight by rubbing my lucky rabbits foot again. okay. i just need to find it. is it -- no, not under the -- oh, i know. i probably left it in my umbrel

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(cheers and applause) hi, i'm stephen colbert. welcome the 2016 veep draft preview where we take a look at who could be number one at coming in second. joining me as always with analysis, a man i'm proud to call my friend, steve colbert, thank you, stephen, it's an honor and a privilege to appear alongside a broadcast legend. >> stephen: thank you, steve, for me it's like looking at a younger, more talented mirror. this year we've got some great young prospects, some just decades out of college. let's start with the leading contenders to join team trump. analysts expect the pick to go to new jersey governor chris christie, former house speaker newt gingrich or indiana governor mike pence. (laughter). >> stephen: i'm sorry, i fell asleep when mike pence's face appeared on the screen. steve, what's your reaction? >> great field, who knows, if trump picks running mates the way he picks actual mates he could go with all three. (laughter). >> stephen: now let's dive right into the numbers. starting with the big man chris christie weigh

be stephen colbert. >> stephen: i kind of want to be omar.those balls. well, let's talk about viceland and the new show. black market. you're going all over the world. and meeting people who are sort of on the shady side of businesses or occupations or certainly pasttimes. what motivated to you do this. why did you want to tell these stories? >> you know, in the beginning, i got a phone call from spike's office. and-- . >> stephen: spike jones. >> spike jones, wants to meet you. like okay, we go meet spike jones. basically he just offered me the job and i was like well, you don't tell spike jones no, but i had not a clue what the heck they wanted to do with me. i was freaking out. like what do they want with me, you know. okay, yeah, cool, cool, okay. you know. >> stephen: like a form of journalism. >> it is. i have way too much respect for what journalists do, especially investigative journalists when they go out there and really put their lives on the line and get the truth. i have too much respect for that to try to jump into it is with a

he is joining steven colbert to cover the run national convention. >> it is my honor to hereby launchegin the 2016 re national "hunger games!" >> colbert was in cleveland shooting skits for the"late sho airing live from new york city here but neither is donald trump. >> just make the jokes first. that all you want to do is be the first guy to think of something. especially with the trump campaign. 24 hours later, he's going to say somebody totaaly different. >> this week may be about trump but hillary is not off the hook. colbert will continue to be live next week when democrats take over philadelphia. >> the emocratic convention might be easier to prep for. republicans don't know what's going to happen at the republican convention. >> the next two weeks include jeff daniels, allison janney. >> why don't we have sexier presidents? >> sir, sir? i'm not saying you're not commander in beef, you're very sexy but tony goldwyn, yes. >> that leads to "scandal." >>> up next, i'm with meghan trainor as she kicks off her tour. >> you all are seeing everything. >> backstage with the single how s

>> it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight stephen welcomes abbi jacobson and ilana glazer, doris kearns goodwin and eric andre, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's time for the 2016 democratic national convention -- death, taxes, hillary! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> stephen: thanks! whoo! whoo! (cheers and applause) whoo! (audience chanting stephen) >> stephen: hey chris, tom, paul! what's going on, mark! (cheers and applause) hey! welcome to the "late show." (cheers and applause) thank you so much, everybody! thank you! thank you! that's nice. welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm proud to be your host, stephen colbert, and we are live on night four of the democratic national convention, where moments ago hillary clinton became the first woman to accept a major party's nomination for president. (cheers and applause) incredible! however you feel about either of the candidates, i got chill bumps. you said, why hasn't this happened before? it's the big

donald trump will end america sooner than we thought. >> stephen colbert -- >> colbert on the cover ofion. >> we're going to tp america, trump/pence. >>> on tbs "full frontal" host sam mantha b. bussing her staff to the convention with a little help from "scandal" president tony goldwin. james corden making his own trek to the white house getting a special tour from the first lady. >> my husband is in there somewhere. >> is he in there right now? >> he better be. that's where he said he is. >> before breaking into a little carpool karaoke with "get your freak on" featuring missy elliott. >> and an homage to stevie wonder's "signed, sealed delivered, i'm yours." >> but will trump be ours? >> it is very possible that donald trump will be the little -- hope was coming back up there. >>> so every day there's pretty much a show within the show here that we try to put together from the stories we research, write, produce to the plenty behind-the-scenes moments and we can't always tell you. >> no, because we would be fired if we actually did that, but in the meantime, this fall there is a new

. >> and here are tonight's guests on stephen colbert. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hauffeur >>> you knew it wouldn't take long, pokemon go, people are posting ads on craig list, get this, offering to chauffeur players to collect pokemon. >> but it all for a price, of course. one man in portland charged $15 an hour per person, and that includes, get this, snacks, drinks, and then another listing in baltimore offers rides for 25 bucks an hour. >> but do they have pokemon go in stockton? >> round one in the british open is on. see what colin montgomery did on his very first hole. hole ,, sfx: turbines revving up, getting louder and louder you hear that? that's the sound of our summer sale firing up its engines with fares as low as $69 dollars one-way. so get ready to take off... because sale prices as low as these don't happen every day! book your low fare now at southwest.com low fares. nothing to hide. that's transfarency. sfx: clap, clap, ding homecoming for sco >>> the british open got underway less than an hour ago in scotland, quite a homecoming for this scotsman, colin montgomerie. who

a special edition of stephen colbert >> we believe in hillary clinton.g for her and for you. enjoy. this is for hillary. ♪ dum-dum-dum like a small boat ♪ on the ocean sending big waves ♪ drum-drum-drum baby back, baby back, baby back ribs ♪ this is our fight song take back my life starting right now i'll be strong. >> i did not agree to appear in this. i was just told to wait here with these things on my ears. no one mentioned this is part of the weird a cappella song for clinton. awful. >> what the hell! we talked at the a cappella meeting. i was going to have the hat and the hair ♪ this is our fight song >> again, i did not agree to be part of this. this song is going to irritate people. >> it's the "late show" with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes john oliver. jai courtney. charlamagne tha god. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's time for the 2016 democratic national convincing. death, taxes, hillary. captioning sponsored by cbs ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to

and now it's time for "the late show" with stephen colbert!aptioning sponsored by cbs ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, welcome! thank you so much! ( cheers and applause ) what's going on! good to see ya! hey! ( cheers and applause ) whoo! that's good energy! thank you so much, everybody! thank you so much! wow! i gotta tell ya, i'm incredibly grateful. i'm so grateful for all that energy. you can feel it. this room is electric right now. i feel like i could take this audience, i could grind them up and snort them, that would be fantastic-- and legal, totally legal, too. thank you so much. i need that energy. i came out here a little bit quieter tonight because i was up a little later last night than i normally am. we're in the middle of something called up-fronts in the tv biz right now where everybody from television is in new york right now talking about what shows are going to be on the different networks next year, and we're one of them, so-- ( cheers and applause ) --so i went and did the

see you out there. >> all right, bye. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert!

warren joined colbert on last night's live show to crank up the heat against the gop nominee.week, colbert and company will be live again following the dnc. >>> wichita's police chief is getting high marks for a cookout and we meet a teenage republican delegate. those are some of the headlines on the morning newsstand. "the washington post" talks with the youngest delegate at the republic national convention. 17-year-old jack solm is gop chairman of a county in eastern virginia. he'll be eligible to vote in november because he'll turn 18 just 72 hours before election day. >>> new york's daily news reports that a man is accused of imprisoning a korean war veteran and stealing his benefits. they say the suspect kept the victim in a cramped motel room for four years. the 41-year-old navy veteran suffers from advanced dementia. >>> the bleacher report says ray rice is making a pledge. he says he'll donate his pay to domestic violence groups if he plays next season. he hasn't played since his arrest in 2014 for punch is hi fiancee. >>> the wichita eagle reports the white house will

>> it's the late show with stephen colbert. tonight stephen welcomes tony goldwyn, mark cuban, and lewis black. featuring jon batiste an stay human. and now live from the sullivan theater in new york city, it's time for the 2016-- captioning sponsored by cbs (cheers and applause). >> stephen: whooo! thank you very much. whooo, whooo, whooo!

. >>> here are tonight's guests on the late show with stephen colbert. space station. kate rubins >>> from napa to nasa, a bay area astronaut lifts off to the international space station. kate rubens took off in an rocket to kazakhstan, about 7:00 our time. she's travelling with two other astronauts from russia and japan, as you saw there. they're in coach. expected to it reach the space station friday. >>> back here on the earth, a $100 million museum dedicated to the story of noah's arc and it opens to the public tomorrow. >> the ribbon cutting ceremony yesterday in kentucky, called the ark encounter. almost two football fields long, it's built to the same specs as those in the bible. there's even an animateimatronic noah and animal s,,,,,,,,,,,, nfl hall of famer t favre & the wi >>> baseball up top and by the end of these highlights, maybe the end of next week's games starter. favre and the wife were in the house. brandon bell took over. leading vote getter for the remaining all-star slot launched it off the bricks, scored a run and it was on. six innings, slug on,

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i'm stephen colbert. that's never happened before. the garage door didn't come open when i came out here. i guess i didn't have my key card in my pocket, or something. i'm not sure. magnetic or something. well, folks, welcome to the show, you can feel a sense of relief in the nation right now. >> jon: that's right, that's right, you can feel it. >> stephen: last night, the last primary was held in washington, d.c. and hillary clinton-- ( cheers and applause ) the primaries being over reminds me what my brother used to say when i was a kid-- "ah, i'm going to keep punching you in the face, but it will feel so good when it's over." ( laughter ) >> jon: it never does! >> stephen: don't tell mom! last night, hillary clinton beat bernie sanders by 57 points. ( cheers and applause ) turns out, running as a washington insider really helps when you're running inside washington. but hillary's win is not the biggest democratic news from yesterday because it is now being reported that the democratic national committee was hacked by the russians.

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i'm stephen colbert! thank you so much, everybody!ry clinton. it was an impassioned speech, but disappointed many supporters. i haven't seen that many crying women since bernie opened for the beatles. (laughter) on the stage, actually. >> jon: it was right here. right here. >> stephen: right now, we are live on night one of the democratic national convention (cheers and applause) >> stephen: yeah, live! live! also known as hillary clinton and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. (laughter) because on friday, wikileaks released emails proving that the democratic national committee was conspiring against bernie sanders. in an unprecedented show of bias, the democrats threw their weight behind the registered democrat. it's not fair. (laughter) it's like sam's club refusing to take your blockbuster card. i don't understand. in one leaked email, a d.n.c. staffer suggests attacking sanders' faith, wondering "...can we get someone to ask his belief? does he believe in a god. he had skated on saying he has a jewish heritage. i think

. >> the late show with stephen colbert will be going for both the republican and democratic nationalonventions. he talked about why he wants the next two weeks of shows to happen in real time. >> this is part of the video game all the gold coins come up and you have to gobble them up. this the bonus round. that's why we wanting to life. we don't want to leave anything on the table. we don't wait the next 24 hours for the story to change. >> you can watch for yourself the late show with stephen colbert live convention shows starting monday night at 11:35 right after eyewitness at 11:00. >> the pennsylvania spca is remembering anthony cruelty cree seder george ben daal tonight. it teamed up with beth app write for a fundraiser at her home proceeds going to the george bengal fund to end animal cruelty. aladdin made the rounds tonight. george dedicated his live to end animal cruelty he lost his battle with cancer last month. >>> family, friends and civil yates leaders among the hundreds who attend add funeral service for 32-year-old alton sterling. sterling was shot and kill during a con

well, it's time to say aloha to stephen colbert, and aloha to stephen colbert.t to do this thing? ready to do this thing? is this where it's going? all right. nation, right now, americans are angry, confused and lashing out randomly, and that's just the republican nominee. a lot of folks are wondering how america, god's girlfriend, ended up in a relationship with this guy. well, shhhhh! daddy's here. i know a lot of you are out on the ledge right now. when i'm done, i promise, you will be jumping for joy. because this is just the brave new world of american democracy, and it brings me to tonight's word. (cheers and applause) trumpyness! (cheers and applause) folks, let me tell you, people who don't support trump feel like the world has gone crazy. well, get in line. (laughter) because the people who do support trump have felt that way ever since the manufacturing jobs started going to china. and remember, elections aren't about what voters think. it's about what voters feel. and right now at least half of americans feel their voices aren't being heard! (laughter

last night: the late show ho >>> starting tonight stephen colbert broadcast live from the republican national convention. >> this will be fun. last night the late show host dressed up as a character from the hunger games and took the stage. >> it is my honor to hereby launch and begin the 2016 republican national convention. >> he eventually gets kicked off the stage. after this newscast you can catch it. ck wins against the astros. should be fun. >> great. should be a really good show. >> wasn't there enough drama at the convention already? >>> sports coming up next, back to back wins against the astros. >> and does kevin durant bond with his new warrior teammates? he responds to allegations of cheating his way to a title coming up. ,, sfx: turbines revving up, getting louder and louder you hear that? that's the sound of our summer sale firing up its engines with fares as low as $69 dollars one-way. so get ready to take off... because sale prices as low as these don't happen every day! book your low fare now at southwest.com low fares. nothing to hide. that's transfarency. sfx: clap

i'm stephen colbert! happy friday to all of you, right?cheering) which, of course, this is friday. of course, america is still buzzing about donald trump's running mate, indiana governor mike pence. there's pence fever. one of the symptoms, you know who mike pence is. it's curable. don't think about him for a while. you will forget who mike pence is. in the last 24 hours, we have learned so much about governor pence, for instance, that he currently has a 40% approval rating in his state. so trump could win indiana just because voters want pence out of there. (cheers and applause) but that's not the only big announcement coming out of the trump campaign, because yesterday we learned who will be speaking at the republican national convention. and i was surprised to see senator ted cruz got a speaking slot. during the campaign, cruz called trump a "moron," and trump gave him the nickname "lyin' ted." now cruz says he fully supports trump... so i guess he was lyin' ted after all. (laughter) (applause) lyin' ted! meanwhile, hillary clinton was