>> jimmy colbert? >> stephen: it's ivan and jimmy colbert! i left, there was one last thing i had to do. i'll have one corn please-- one. and if you have it, i'll also take the pee-pee tape. ( jazz playing ) this is a game they play here in the summertime. this is called "guess the jazz man." where a famous jazz musician, hides behind a wok, i think it's john coltrane. i love russia! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you, st. petersburg! join us tomorrow for my interview with a real-life russian oligarch, mikhail prokhorov. we'll be right back with keegan- michael key. stick around! ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) to repay our gift, of leaving it completely alone. bottled at the source. untouched by man. it's earth's finest water. guyscause this is my jam.n... showtime! ♪tell it to my heart ♪tell me i'm the only one... nailed it tim, nailed it. ♪ the lincoln summer invitation is on. it's time for a getaway. now get our best offers of the season. on the agile mkc. on the versatile midsize lincoln mkx. or go where summer takes

. >> my name is stephen colbert. >> stephen: that's real good.real good. >> stephen: i never met a girl like you before. >> i never met a girl like you before. >> stephen: do you want to arm wrestle? ( applause ) that's lovely. >> i like an irish accent. >> stephen: that's tough for americans to do. >> ddo you like your coffee blak or white. >> stephen: south african is the hardest because it slips into australian for us. you go below the equator and we're totally lost. ( laughter ) did you pretend you have an accent when you meet strangers. >> when i meet somebody i go offgrid and switch into accents and for them to guess where i'm from, it freaks people out. >> stephen: where in england are you from? >> london. >> stephen: standard english accent. >> most people think i'm australian. i'm, like, sure. >> stephen: there's no canning roorks you don't have a knife. >> i don't. i'm not putting shrimp on the barbee. >> stephen: we both rock a hard eyebrow game. >> we both model. >> stephen: a little bit. i just do it for sport. ( laughter ) they ask

>> i >> i have to tell you, stephen colbert is bringing an animated president truck to show time. colbert will serve as the executive producer after new half hour animated series, the president has been a frequent target for colbert, will touch on event in the news and is set to premiere this fall. >> but, of course, you can watch the late show with stephen colbert tonight and every night, follows " eyewitness news" at 11:00 right here on cbs-3. i have to tell you katy perry set to host the awards next month, nominated for five trophies this year, including best pop video for change to the rhythm. kendrick lamar top the list of nomination was eight in all. i bet he is still humble about it, and any fans out there? awards will air live from california sunday august 27th. >> forbes magazine has named jerry seinfeld as the highest paid comedian in the world. forbes says seinfeld earned $69 million between june 2016 and june 2017. the publication says part of that is a tribute to his show, comedians, the funny mass also checking royalties on re once every his hit nbc show shine felled

i'm your host, stephen colbert.i want to say thank god it's friday. ( cheers and applause ) though, i'm not entirely sure god's the one who has been in control this week because the news is a hellscape. your know they call the presidency "the bully pulpit," so far, donald trump is only doing the bully part. one of his victims this week is alaska senator and summertime manager of the overlook hotel, lisa murkowski. ( laughter ) murkowski was one of only two republican senators who voted against bringing the g.o.p. healthcare bill to the floor on tuesday. ( cheers and applause ) yeah, yeah. that clapping means you're not donald trump, because trump tweet-wedgeied her: "and with this tweet, i just let them down a little further. too bad!" okay, that's tough talk. but she's not up for reelection until 2022, so he's got nothing on her, he can't threaten her. which is why the trump administration has threatened retribution against the entire state of alaska over murkowski's votes. he's got to. because donald trump knows t

. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen -- >> colbert! tonight stephen w welcomes kennh branagh and cara delevingne, featuring jon batiste and "stay human"! plus, stephen features americans with russians in moscow! and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing russian version of theme song ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you! oh, i see. i didn't know. >> hey, everybody! how are ya? >> stephen: please have a seat. you're too kind. oh, that's a friday crowd right there. it's magical ( cheers and applause ) it's electric! welcome to "the late show." ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) hear that? that is friday. i know a lot of you might be upset about the results of the election but not as much as the man who won it. because trump's commission on election integrity held its first meeting. >> i'm honored to welcome you here today as the presidential bipartisan advisory commission on election integrity prepares to conduct their first meet

colbert is up next. the next newscast at 4:30 in the morning. >> good night. >> good night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: hello, or as they say in russia, hallo. i'm here in magnificent red square. behind me you see linen's tomb where is founder of this great nation lies in stake. you're asked not to speak and no selfies. got a good one, though. ( laughter ) behind the wall is the kremlin. think of it as russia's white house -- or america's white house. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! "russia week"! tonight, stephen welcomes jason bateman and musical guest muse, featuring jon batiste and "stay human," and stephen explors the ritz carlton presidential suite. now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( russian music playing ) >> stephen: whoo! thank you, jon! what's up, jon? good to see ya. how are ya? ( audience chanting stephen ) >> stephen: please have a seat, everybody! you're too kind. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) we

i'm stephen colbert. end of a long week for donald trump, jr. ( laughter ) he hasn't been under this much stress since his first job interview. "i see here on your resume that you're my son. special skills, having my same name. you're hired." ( laughter ) and it's looking more and more like that meeting with the russian lawyer might not just mean trouble for donald trump, jr., but also the other campaign staff he invited, paul manafort and jared kushner. eric trump wasn't invited, because they were afraid he'd try to take off the russian lawyer's head to see if there were more lawyers nesting inside. ( laughter ) ( applause ) ( piano riff ) too dangerous. they could not risk it. international incident is what that would be. >> jon: yeah. >> stephen: and who was the international operative who set up this clandestine meeting? none other than music publicist and old guy at the rave no one wants to dance with, rob goldstone. goldstone runs a public relations company in england named "oui 2." which is also wh

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tonight on "the late show" with stephen colbert, we have an next on kron-4 news at eight:a brush fire dangerously close to a popular bay area vinyard.we're live at the scene..as crews try to keep the flames from spreading. plus...an east bay family, robbed at gunpoint in their own home.now police are on the hunt for the suspects.i'm vicki liviakis i'm steve aveson the news -- at eight -- is next. >>> travel consideration provided by -- >>> that's it from germany for today, but tomorrow, we will have the "atomic braend" world premiere from here in berlin. we'll be on the red carpet with charlize. we'll see what she wears. fashion plays a big part in this movie. that will be interesting. see eyou tomorrow. >> look forward to that, kev. >>> stephen colbert will highlight his visit to the country. >> in this exclusive clip, he is the stephen colbert of russia, but they don't get along like trump and putin. >> hit me. >> normally -- does that mean war? >> maybe. bye, everybody. now at eight .... we are at the scene of brushfire near a popular bay area winery and concert venue.whoosha frigh

what colbert said is true. >> we're coming, hear my message.cross like a weirdo or anything-- ( laughter ) >> stephen: that's a terrible beginning. >> i'm creeping on him like somebody who's blocking me on tinder or something like that. don't mean to come across like a weirdo, i just realized i could message you and thought i would. maybe ask your dad to investigate if his campaign was in talks with russia. this was before the flynn thing. maybe have somebody look into flynn's ties to russia. look, i was ahead of the curve on that one. maybe ask him to go back to hosting game shows. he would prefer that. then i sent another one, hey, dude, checking in. seeing what's up. ( cheers and applause ) i think you see these. ( laughter ) >> stephen: how could he not. how could he not. >> if not, my friend steve is getting in on this. check it out. >> stephen: yeah. >> it's @stephenathome, ask your dad to quit, please. >> stephen: thanks for the solid. ( cheers and applause ) it's done. yeah. yeah. that's done politely, it's done with love. >> if that do

michelle g . >>> late show with stephen colbert is next. our next newscast is tomorrow morning at 4:30 p.m. >> all the news you need to start your day and weather too and vern doing sports. >> that'gh captioning sponsored by cbs >> and now, the "late show" exclusive. stephen colbert's interview with advisor to the president kellyanne conway. >> we're joined by senior white house advisor kellyanne conway. kellyanne conway, thank you for talking with me today. >> thank you, chris. stephen. kelly, tell me about the damaging information on clinton. >> don said he didn't know the name of the person he was meeting. >> does he often meet with random strangers. >> standard operating procedure for the campaign. >> he accepts meeting with mystery guests? it would be reince priebus in mask or drifter with an axe? why did he agree to this meeting? >> he agreed to

tonight on "the late show with stephen colbert he's kicking off russia week and we have a sneak peeke back. >>> travel consideration provided by -- >>> that's it from germany for today, but tomorrow, we will have the "atomic blonde" world premiere from here in berlin. we'll be on the red carpet with charlize. can't wait to see what she's going to wear. fashion plays a big part in this movie. it should be interesting. we'll have that for you tomorrow. >> and beautiful. looking forward to that, kev. >>> stephen colbert will highlight his visit to the russia. >> in this exclusive clip, he is with the stephen colbert of russia, but they don't get along like trump and putin. >> normally -- does that mean war? >> as steven can see maybe. bye everybody. ♪ owen: kevin gable, please see the manager. kevin gable, please see the manager. [ sighs ] you, uh -- you wanted to see me, owen? "owen"? sorry. mr. durning. exactly. like the name on the sign out front. that's right -- my dad owns the place. you've mentioned that a couple times. here's the sitch. i noticed on th

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ego and kenn >>> the late show with stephen colbert is up next.next newscast at 4:30 in the morning. >> good night. >> good night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: hello, or as they say in russia, hallo. i'm here in magnificent red square. behind me you see linen's tomb where is founder of this great nation lies in stake. you're asked not to speak and no selfies. got a good one, though. ( laughter ) behind the wall is the kremlin. think of it as russia's white house -- or america's white house. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! "russia week"! tonight, stephen welcomes jason bateman and musical guest

i'm your host, stephen colbert. it's russia week, and i just want to get out ahead of the story here, i recently met with a lot of russians. i can't remember why, maybe because i was in russia. some of them work for the government. this week, we'll be showing you one russian field piece. i'm sorry, i meant to say two. my lawyer is telling me it's five russian field pieces. i didn't think you'd find out. the whole week was supposed to be a secret, but someone leaked it to cbs's marketing department. >> a lot of confusion there on the late show it would appear. it is russian week on the late show with stephen colbert. don't worry if you missed last night, colbert has more fun up his sleeve tonight. watch it right after we're done on wusa9 news at 11:00. >>> so if colin kaepernick really wants another shot in the nfl, apparently he should get that is michael vick's advice to the former san francisco quarterback. vick says kaepernick needs to lose his afro, or corn rows, so he has a clean cut look. he hasn't signed with

good night. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. our next newscast is tomorrow morning at 4:30. >> they'll all be there to start your day, all the news you need. good night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> the trump taj mahal hotel in new jersey is shiny no more. >> a liquidation sale is under way and everything must go. >> binge, binge, binge, binge, my son don has been a. >> high quality man. >> bong, binge, binge, binge. >> my son don has been. >> transparent. >> bong. >> binge, binge, binge. >> my son don should northbound jail. >> it was treason. >> win, win, win. >> so guilty. >> it's the late show with stephen colbert. tontd we welcome ashton kutcher. rob

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert!rs and applause ) ♪ ♪ captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: hey, how are you? hey, good to see you, chris! ( cheers and applause ) what's up? ♪ ♪ thanks, ladies and gentlemen. thank you very much. ( cheers and applause ) hey, everybody! welcome. welcome, everybody.

. >>> but before we go, "the late show" and stephen colbert may have been off for the holiday but they still found time to send out this important public service announcement from man's best friend, and it finally explains in a geopolitical context dogs' fear of fireworks. >> there's a common misconception that boom boom scary time bothers us because of our sensitive ears. the truth is fireworks frighten us because honestly, we're a little on edge about north korea. maybe it's their recent tests of intercontinental ballistic missiles or maybe it's just us dogs freaking out about something that's not even there like we sometimes do -- what was that? from the first moment you met

. >> the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> have a good night family, colbert is next. >> have a good night family, and sleep captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: hello, or as they say in russia, hallo. i'm here in magnificent red square. behind me you see linen's tomb where is founder of this great nation lies in stake. you're asked not to speak and no selfies. got a good one, though. ( laughter ) behind the wall is the kremlin. think of it as russia's white house -- or america's white house. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! "russia week"! tonight, stephen welcomes jason bateman and musical guest muse,

i'm your host, stephen colbert. it is-- it is friday. ( cheers and applause ) once again we have made it through the week to friday. you can feel the friday vibe in the crowd. ( cheers and applause ) it is unmistakable. these are people ready to cut loose right here, cut footloose. of course, the big news this week is that special counsel robert mueller is investigating donald trump for obstruction of justice. but-- ( cheers and applause ) it's a friday crowd. that's a friday crowd right there. but trump's got a plan. i think he's going to be the first person ever to settle his presidency out of court. ( laughter ) and, as always, donald trump-- he's a fighter, you know? he's a street fighter. he punches back. he's fighting back on twitter. yesterday he tweeted: >> stephen: i don't know. maybe because those people are the non-president. ( laughter ) "everybody else gets to hang out with russia! i hate you. you're not my real special prosecutor. i'm going to my room!" ( applause ) ( cheers and applause ) and while we

. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! "russia week"! tonight, stephen welcomes jason bateman and musical guest muse, featuring jon batiste and "stay human," and stephen explors the ritz carlton presidential suite. now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( russian music playing ) >> stephen: whoo! thank you, jon! what's up, jon? good to see ya. how are ya? ( audience chanting stephen ) >> stephen: please have a seat, everybody! you're too kind. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) well, i don't know if you heard the news, but, after nine years in prison, o.j. simpson was granted parole. that's right, the juice is loose! ( audience reacts ) >> jon: wow... wow... >> stephen: i think they're chanting juice! o.j. got away. orenthal is soaring, y'all. finally, he has the opportunity to find the real killer. first step: buy a mirror. >> jon: whoa! >> stephen: okay? say what you want about o.j., he never met with sergei kislyak.

i'm your shows stephen colbert. i've got to say, it is fantastic! good to go away, good to have a break but it's great to be back. i did not watch a lot of news over the fourth of july week because i like to celebrate my love for this country by not watching what's happening to it. ( laughter ) so i sobered up this morning and everybody's still talking about russia. but here's the thing -- there's no evidence of collusion or even the desire to collude with the russians by anyone in the trump campaign... is something that was true 48 hours ago. because, now, yeah. ( cheers and applause ) we learned yesterday that last june 9, donald trump, jr. met with a russian lawyer after being promised damaging information on hillary clinton. wow. ( audience reacts ) yeah ( audience reacts ) yeah. you took the "ooh" right out of my mouth. ( laughter ) you could knock me over with whatever you use to knock over someone who isn't the least bit surprised. the meeting took place at trump tower and included jared kushner, and then-trump campaign manager paul manafort.

. >> it's the late show with stephen colbert. russia week! tonight stephen welcomes james mcavoy, and comedian mateao lay featuring jon batiste and stay human. and stephen meeting with real life oligarch mikhail p prrks okohorov and now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. >> stephen: whooo! (cheers and applause) thank you. thank you very much, thank you, comrads! wow. somebody sounds like somebody-- that, this crowd sounds like they have been hitting the pickles and vodka out there. welcome to the late show, everybody, i'm your host stephen colbert. now if you watch the show-- if you watched the show last night i'm going to say all of you did. you remember you remember last night we were talking about how after seven years of promising over and over again to repeal and replace obamacare the bill died of terminal, they lied to everyone who voted for them. not-- (cheers and applause) they did. they lied. now not that big of a surprise that it didn't pass. the bill is less popular than the cereal parts of lu

keep yourself safe. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is now up. it's friday. >> you've got that right. [ laughter ] stephen colbert coming up next, you guys sticking around? >> i will be on the finish line of the san francisco marathon, saturday i will be at the adobo festival. i will be one of the just -- judges for the adobo contest. >> look at you. >> i'm a head out to a baseball game this weekend. >> you guys all have a great weekend. see you monday. >> you've seen the t.n.t. series will about the life of young william shakespeare. now prepare yourself for the newest t.n.t. series, mr. will, about the life of middle-aged william shakespeare. >> now is the winter of our discontent, and why is there discontent? because you won't let me buy a motorcycle! i am in mid life! i want my crisis! i want a sports car! i need to do hot yoga vomit! >> starring five-time academy award nominee kenneth branagh in the role he was born to play. >> friends!

i'm your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause ) ladies and gentlemen, before we get started, i just want to take a moment to talk about the attack today in alexandria, virginia. once again, we're all shocked in mind and soul by a mass shooting, this time targeting, apparently, republican congressmen. and i pray to god that everybody pulls through. violence of any kind is never justified and is the last refuge of the incompetent. thankfully, none of the members of their staff or police were killed today. and i will say this-- even in the horror of this day, there was reason to take heart in bipartisan responses like this: >> we will use this occasion as one that brings us together, and not separates us further. >> we are united in our shock. we are united in our anguish. an attack on one of us is an attack on all of us. >> stephen: so, i just want to say thank you to the congressional leadership, and to the president for responding to this act of terror in a way that gives us hope that whatever our differences,

and now live from the ed sullivan in new york city it is stephen colbert. (cheers and applause). >> stephen: hi, how are you? what's going on, chris, please v a seat, please have a seat, everybody. welcome. oh, ladies and gentlemen. (cheers and applause). >> stephen: oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show, i'm your host, stephen colbert. let me ask you a personal question. everybody feeling good? (cheers and applause). >> stephen: well, clearly, clearly you do not work in the white house. because it is wednesday, and you know what they call that at the white house, we are so humped day. let me explain to you why. let me remind you, recap the last couple of days. you know the whole trump campaign colluded with russia to influence or election and the didn't happen, don't know what you're talking about. well, turns out it did, and they do. because yesterday donald trump, jr. released emails explicitly detailing an invitation by the russian government to collude, and his enthusiastic acceptance, quote, i love it! oh, oh don, not as much as i do. (lau

>> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, stephen welcomes michael moore, sutton foster, and musical guest black. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! hey! >> stephen: hey, everybody! what's going on! you're too kind. folks-- ( cheers ) welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) i began my day as i often do, by checking donald trump's twitter feed to see how far the crazy has spread. and today, i really think he's off his beds, because today he went from crazy to cruel, tweeting: what? what won't you allow? socks with sandals? dancing? ( laughter ) please tell me it's not alcohol. i needs my drank! ( cheers and applause ) i gotta have it. what could it be! what could it be! it took him 10 minutes to tell us what it was. what could it be. 10 minutes later he told us what he won't allow includes "transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in

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steven colbert is next. have a captioning sponsored by cbs ( whistling ) ( laughter ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( laughter ) ( whistling ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( laughter ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( whistling ) ( laughter ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( whistling ) ( laughter ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's the "late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, stephen welcomes rachel maddow, ben platt with a performance from the musical "evan hansen," and stay human, featuring jon batiste. now live on tape at the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ hey, man! good to see you, doctor! ( cheers and applause ) thanks so much! please have a seat! you're too kind. welcome to the "late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. now, i don't know about you, but i've got a little extra pep in my step tonight because donald trump has left the country. ( cheers and applause ) i feel it. breathing easy. breathing a little easier. by the way, federal judges, now would be a good time to rei

i'm your host, stephen colbert.s hard to describe what our elected leaders have been doing for the last 24 hours. ( laughter ) i do not have the words to describe what i'm about to talk to you about. it's like describing a new color that you've never seen before. and this color is made of all the other colors dying. like, if a rainbow got gangrene. first, let's talk about the senate and what they did today. you know how the republicans have been trying to repeal and replace obamacare? well, since trump's been in office, they've tried three times, and they've failed. ( cheers and applause ) but they finally figured out why they failed. they failed because people knew what was in their bill. ( laughter ) huge mistake. so today, they raised the bar on lowering the bar, okay. here's what they did. senator majority leader and raiders of the lost ark, with his face melting, mitch mcconnell, called for a vote on the new health care bill but: >> we don't know whether we'll be voting on the house bill, the first version of t