i'm your shows stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) i feel the same way. i am lit because, you know what? summer is here. okay? memorial day weekend is this weekend, and i strongly urge you, everyone, to enjoy it, because it is the last summer holiday trump's not going to make about himself. this is true, we already know he's planning to ruin fourth of july by holding a rally called "a salute to america," where he'll give a speech at the lincoln memorial. ( audience reacts ) the statue of lincoln made the following statement: "and i thought that play was bad." ( laughter ) we just learned that trump plans to formally launch his re-election campaign on june 16 father's day. ( audience reacts ) he thinks he's america's father, which explains why he only loves a third of us. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) but there's another reason. june 16th is four years to the day since he rode down the gold escalator in trump tower to announce his 2016 run. i think we all remember where we were that day, when we were sure we wouldn't have to remember

>>> late show with stephen colbert is next. have a great weekend, take care of yourself, be careful. captioning sponsored by cbs >> barack and michelle obama have revealed their first slate of projects for netflix. the duo's production company, higher ground productions, announced seven total films and series. it includes a scripted series, unscripted series, a docu-series, along with movies. >> but the obamas aren't the only ones! netflix is also creating content with president trump! this summer, netflix is proud to bring you "orange is the new president," "salt fat fat fat," "straight eye," "better call barr," "big mouth and neck and butt," and, of course, "russian doll." coming soon to netflix! netflix: we'll throw money at anything. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, biden his time! plus, stephen welcomes craig ferguson ronda rousey and bear grylls featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> s

>> i bench colbert. ( laughter ) >> stephen: thank you for being here.a show tonight. >> i do. >> stephen: you've got to go get after it. >> i do have to get after it. >> stephen: because you say that for people who don't watch the show, and everyone watches the show. >> sure. >> stephen: for those of you who don't -- you say you have to get at -- >> fake adyens. >> stephen: fake audience, the best kind. i'll take any love, even the faked kind. >> let's get a.t.f. what do you have? >> stephen: what do you get after when you get after it? >> i tell you where it comes from. i believe it as a way to live your life. if you have a challenge, get after it. for us, the reason we started the show was that it is no longer a time to sit and listen. you have to test. you can't let things just be said. it can't be enough that people get to say what they want to say, you wait for them to stop and then you ask something and move on. you can't let people flood the zone where you ask them a question and they say two or three things that are b.s. and you only get to chec

>> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, daddy no bucks. plus, stephen welcomes keanu reeves and santino fontana plus a special appearance by bryan cranston. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: come on! wooo! hello! fantastic. fantastic. bees! bees! >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: bees! bees! hey, everybody! hey, up there. down here. nice, nice, very nice. delightful. thanks, everybody! thanks, ladies and gentlemen, welcome, one and all, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. it is-- ( applause ) ♪ ♪ you know what that is, jon? that is a certified friday audience right there. >> jon: that's right. they're ready. >> stephen: it's electric. it's electric. you can't fake that. it's also day three of what nancy pelosi has called a constitutional crisis, and what we're calling "obstruction junction: our democracy doesn't function." this week-- thank you, jon.ou, i got

stephen colbert, however, a little skeptical last night, a little bit of a bully.d to test me, oh, yeah, that happened. that happened, and he said that he'll do the testing, and he thought that he'd get a little testy, and i think we need to test that, and let's do it with my main testadura. that means hard head in italian. d. lemon next on how this happened. mascara from l'oreal. the original brush separates every lash. our creamy formula, builds 5x volume. america's #1 mascara. voluminous original. from l'oreal paris. you're worth it. plants capture co2. what if other kinds of plants captured it too? if these industrial plants had technology that captured carbon like trees we could help lower emissions. carbon capture is important technology - and experts agree. that's why we're working on ways to improve it. so plants... can be a little more... like plants. ♪ when it comes to reducing the evsugar in your family's diet,m. coke, dr pepper and pepsi hear you. we're working together to do just that. bringing you more great tasting beverages with less sugar or no sug

luckily, my alter-ego, cartoon stephen colbert, doesn't need to sleep.i only endorse tv shows that i believe in with my whole yacht-- heart, sorry, heart. on sunday night when i'm cruising the tropics on the ss "ka-ching" i will be watching "our cartoon president" starring donald trump. >> i will leverage the power of this office become the most vile, detestable president in history. >> what were we doing before? >> stephen: it's got his family. >> good news, daddy! i kept my mouth shut on another divisive issue! >> my analytics are going nuts of these photos of me holding a rifle in my vicious mouth. >> and i just found out there's a cool skeleton inside of me. >> stephen: this season the 22 dems-- how many are there actually? 23, the 23-- i'm being told 24. a large number of democratic presidential candidates banding bandingto the to treat the true enemy-- their inability to band together. >> why don't you just all drop out and let me be president, huh? >> shove off back to scranton before i cram you into the luggage rack and send thru! >> let's all ta

>> my name is stephen colbert and i come from another dimension. the things that you are doing on this earth happened in my world over and over again. >> this is insane. foul mouthed president who tweets like a child, blaming everything on the chinese. a completely moronic press secretary. completely moronic member of the press. >> anti-daylight saving time laws. >> daylight saving. 700 measles cases and rising. you are killing me world! uh. >> you are the guy with the cocoa report. >> no, that was a self-involved character. i now host the "late show" on the cbs in my earth. no, i'm not kidding, i do. >> you're telling me cbs hired where's waldo's pedophile brother? ( bleep ) another 85 pounds of generic white male mediocrity that shops at the lesbian warehouse? >> that's not funny. you look like letterman took the least dump of his life into a child suit. >> madam president, please, my world is in danger. >> mokhtar belmokhtar. grau keep doing this. maybe we should listen to him. >> you are sick, you are the most amoral bunch of self-centered mons

i'm your host, stephen colbert. folks-- ( cheers and applause ) ladies and gentlemen, throw out your calendars because from now on, it's 2020, baby! it is on. yesterday, a new candidate joined the race, and this time, we have heard his name before. i'm talking about former vice president and man saying, "uh ladies, my teeth are up here," joe biden. ( cheers and applause ) now, now-- people like the joke. biden has a full head of steam right away. he was already the frontrunner before he declared, and in a poll taken after his formal announcement last week, 39% of democrats say biden's their top choice for the nomination, which puts him more than 20% ahead of his nearest competitor, bernie sanders. so it looks like democrats aren't feeling the bern so much as they're jonesing for joe. or vibing the... bide? or weepin' for the former or weepin' for the former veepin. and today, biden was on "good morning america" to show what he offers as an alternative to trump. >> the president has a motto, "make america great again

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i'm your host, stephen colbert.mp-- ( cheers and applause ) if you pay attention,un that donald trump and congress are fighting. i would say they were at each other's throats, but it's hard to find the throat under all the old-man jowl. i'll tell you all about it in tonight's ♪ obstruction junction: our democracy doesn't function. ♪ floutin' subpoenas 'cuz executive privilege ♪ the house judiciary committee was supposed to hear testimony today from former white house counsel and smile-school dropout don mcgahn. they wanted to ask mcgahn about the section in the mueller report where mcgahn says trump tried to obstruct justice, and it's a large section, but last night, the white house blocked mcgahn from testifying to congress. so, they don't get to ask about obstruction because the alleged obstructer obstructed the witness to his obstructing ( laughter ) that's like calling a witness in a murder trial and the murderer standing up and saying, "your honor, this man can't testify, i just murdered him. therefore, i'm inn

i'm your host, stephen colbert. information-- ( cheers and applause ) over the two years that donald trump has been president, a lot of us have wondered if-- how do i put this delicately-- he's insane in the membrane. a couple nuggets short of a 6-piece. what's the truth? enter former bush economic adviser and santa's brother who went to business school, larry lindsey. mr. lindsey was invited to speak to house republicans this week, supposedly about the trade war with china. but instead, he kicked things off by announcing he'd hired two psychologists to evaluate donald trump, who diagnosed him as a "10 out of 10 narcissist." ( as trump ) ( cheers and applause ) "that's right. you hear that? i'm 10 out of 10. i don't know what "narcissist" means, but if it's about me, it's got to be good. lindsey-- perfect teb. perfect score. lindsey described trump's behavior as "a symptom of his upbringing and a mother who didn't pay enough attention to him." ( as trump ) "don jr., my mother never loved me. i wanted more for you. t

welcome to "the late show," i'm your shows stephen colbert. and, well, folks -- ( cheers and applause ) -- we have been waiting a long time. we have been waiting with baited breath and it's finally happened. the thing we've all within waiting for, a republican finally read the mueller report. the reader in question is michigan congressman and guy you're pretty sure you went to high school with, justin amash. this weekend, amash read the redacted mueller report and "became the first republican to say trump 'engaged in impeachable conduct.'" ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: well, there we are. >> stephen: so with that, i'd like to offer the republican party this apology: i know i give the g.o.p. a hard time and often imply that you're a spineless group of self-interested toadies who'd rather see the country destroyed than stand up sist toddler.control was wront one of youhter ) ( cheers and applause ) now, some say that amash has now made the calls for trump's impeachment "bipartisan." well, yeah, technically. technically in high school, once we

. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, the after the no trade deal. plus, stephen welcomes anne hathaway and ari melber featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: wooo! hello! how are you? good to see you. beautiful, beautiful evening here in new york city. welcome, one and all, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. look, does anyone-- ( cheers and applause ) thank you very much. i have an important, if personal question: does anyone here use money? a couple of people do. okay. if so, you might want to rethink putting it in the stock market and invest in something more table over useful in the after-times, like potable water, or sheep, or flame-throwing guitars, because it was a rough day on the stock market today. the dow ended the day down 473 points. and i think we have footage of the closing bell: ( closing bell mixed with "prie is right" disappoint theme ) here's what caused the plunge: you see, trump has been tr

>>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. captioning sponsored by cbs >> you're watching c-span3, the channel you find by sitting on your remote. ( laughter ) up next, continuing coverage of william barr's testimony. >> has anybody ever heard of paul combetta? no. >> stephen: excuse me, excuse me, mr. chairman. can i ask a question? i was just looking for the salad bar, and i wandered in here. okay, thank you. okay. all right, first up, has anyone in this room deceived the american people? ( laughter ) good to know. okay. here we go. now, much of the report has been redacted, sir. when do you plan on unredacting all of it? >> well, i (bleep). >> stephen: did you just redact yourself? >> yes. >> stephen: are there any reasons we should trust you at all? >> none that i'm aware of. ( laughter ) >> stephen: okay. now, you're supposed to be the impartial attorney general for the united states. how much of your summary, the letter you sent to congress, was just a partisan support for the president? >> 2%. >> stephen: really? >> 10%

well, do you have anything for sir stephen colbert? yes?n: thank you for isn't busy. hho >> stephen: you have already done a show today, haven't you? >> i did one matinee today already, yes. >> stephen: and you're here between shows. >> between shows. >> stephen: you're a professional, is what you are. ( applause ) and it's not-- it's not only that. you also-- you're also-- you also created a show called "sneaky pete." >> "sneaky pete." >> stephen: which is coming into its third season on friday. >> we're very excited about that. >> stephen: where can you see "sneaky pete." >> you can see it on amazon, the shopping network. >> stephen: where do you find the time? you're doing a broadway show, which is a full-time job. >> it is. it's-- it really knocks you out. >> stephen: it's an exhausting job to do. where do you find the-- how involve read you in the season? are you aer you let it go? >> i am very involved. back stage i set up the bagels for the whole staff backstage. >> stephen: oh, good. >> i just wasn't happy with what was out there. i

steven colbert invited me on the late show to talk about journalism.least i thought that's what we were talking about. instead he tried to punk me. i was shocked and frightened and tried to salvage my dignity. >> what do you bench? >> i bench colbert. >> i bet i could do more push ups than you. >> i bet you could too. >> let's get after it. >> . >> it could have gone either way to be honest. i could have gone either way. let's bring in d.lemon. >> before you speak. >> what's the matter? are you allergic to the ground? >> i was just getting ready. >> how are you pants? >> i actually ripped them. >> that's what i heard. wait. >> that's what you get for buying those off brand suits. >> i'm not even going to say anything. >> you know that ain't true. >> you dress very well. how did i do last night? >> i thought you did well. i won't say on this program what you said about him. you said man, he's heavy. he weighs a lot. >> he was much bigger than i expected him to be and also much quicker and much smarter. you see it on tv, you watch the clips it's one thin

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>> no, it was great. >> i couldn't hold colbert like you hold colbert. >> couldn't you?r ] >> maybe in a more gentle sense. >> you've carried me out of several cities. if memory serves. i was a tough spot, i've got to be honest. i've never been part of anything like that ever. what are you supposed to do when the guy punks you on live television and says come on, lets go, me and you right now. what do you do? >> i think you did the right thing because you beat him. >> well, of course. i wasn't going to lose. >> very quickly ten seconds, what do you go? >> what do i have tonight? >> we are going to talk to -- >> four seconds. >> about whether or not democrats can argue the economy, and we have a member of the democrat house committee that is thinking about holding the a.g. in contempt. what are they really going to do. >> all right, chris, i'll see you then. four minutes, i'll be right back. they sent a helicopter, picked me up to safety. this network saved my life. (vo) the network more people rely on gives you more. like one of our best phones when you buy another. that

so, i was really a nervous wreck and colbert called me and he said, "you know what? you come on me another day. that's it. so, i'm gonna come on him another day. >> jimmy: oh, my god [ laughter ] no, i know what you're talking about. >> and jimmy said, "good." >> jimmy: no, i didn't say good >> jimmy said, "good, why don't you come on him? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, oh, that's nice of him to say that >> how are you doing with him? you doing all right? >> jimmy: i'm doing great with him. >> you doing okay with him >> jimmy: i'm doing okay with him. >> you know, i was going to bring a pinata on and let jimmy break stephen colbert's face and have things pour out of it because you know, they really are in a late night war. >> jimmy: yeah >> but it is good to be here >> jimmy: i like to -- because i love the book. i read the book. >> of course you loved the book i wrote you a love letter in this book. >> jimmy: yeah, you actually did write me that. >> i'm in love with this book. i am very proud of it and i really was not gonna write another book >> jimmy: no >> i didn't

>> i couldn't hold colbert like you held colbert. >> couldn't you?e gentle sense. >> you have carried me out of several cities if memory serves. i was in a tough spot. i could have used a little coop counsel there. i've never been apart of anything like that. what are you supposed to do when the guy punks you on live television and says come on, let's go, me and you? what do you do? what do you do? >> i think you did the right thing because you beat him. >> well, of course. what was i going to lose? >> 10 seconds, what do you have? >> what do i have tonight? >> four seconds. >> whether or not democrats can argue the economy and we have a member of the democrat house committee that's thinking about holding the ag in contempt. what are they going to do? >> i'll see you then. four minutes. we'll be right back. thanks for coming. no problem. -you're welcome. this is the durabed of the all new chevy silverado. it looks real sturdy. -the bed is huge. it has available led cargo area lighting. lights up the entire bed. it even offers a built in 120 volt outl

so, i was really a nervous wreck and colbert called me and he said, "you know what?l >> "and you come on me another day. that's it. so, i'm gonna come on him another day. jimmy: oh, my god [ laughter ] no, i know what you're talking about. >> and jimmy said, "good." >> jimmy: no, i didn't say go >> jimmy said, "good, why don't you come on him? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, oh, that's nice of him to say that >> how are you doing with him? >> jimmy: i'm doing great with him. >> you doing okay with him >> jimmy: i'm doing okay with him. >> you know, i was going to bring a pinata on and let jimmy break stephen colbert's face and have things pour out of it because you know, they really are in a late night war. >> jimmy: yeah >> no, but i'm happy to be here first and i'm coming out of my and i thought about it and i said, "no. because that's a lot of work and then i thought about what i , ght want my legacy to be what i would be most proud of. and these interviews, this collection, is what i'm most proud of so, yeah i'm so excited about it. >> jimmy: it's also, it's very fu

i'm your host, stephen colbert. you know, there's so many disturbing stories that affect our lives out there, sometimes it's nice to talk about happy stories that don't mean anything. well, today the whole world is talking about the british royal baby! ( cheers and applause ) babbaby! and it's the best type of british baby-- it's american ( cheers and applause ) because today, meghan markle, with a little help from prince harry, gave birth to a baby boy who is seventh in line for the throne, which puts him after prince george, princess charlotte, and prince louis, but right above mr. bean. somewhere in there. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> jon: yeah, mr. bean's in the running. >> stephen: now, the happy couple had previously announced that they'd be opting out of the traditional royal post-birth baby show-off, but harry did come out to share the good news. and brace yourselves, for it is adorable: ( laughter ) >> uh, yes, i'm very excited to announce that meghan and myself had a baby boy early this morning. this littl

( cheers and applause ) >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, ala-bummer. plus, stephen welcomes. pod save america," and global supergriewb bts. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: wooo! hello! welcome! ( cheers and applause ) fantastic! thanks, everybody. please, have a seat. welcome, up there, down there, out there, all around the world. welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) the cute one. ( laughter ) before we get started, right off the bat, i just want to thank the news cycle. because it's a rare treat for a late-night comedian when the subject of your comedy is legislation restricting abortion. it's just a funny word, like guacamole. laugh but that's the big story, so here we go. yesterday, alabama lawmakers passed a bill banning nearly all abortions. ( audience booing ) that is either an overreach by the alabama g.o.p. or some pretty intense viral marketing

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welcome, everybody, to the late show, i'm your host stephen colbert.w, there's nothing better for taking your mind off a looming trade war than a looming war war. (laughter) because i don't know if you have seen the newspaper, we might be headed to one with iran and here is what is going on. the administration claims that there are warning signs that iran plans to attack u.s. interests in the middle east. but the intelligence for that is not clear. and we know that thanks to secretary of state and raining champion returning to ribmania-- (laughter). >> stephen: mike pompeo. he's a monster in the rib pit. now pompeo went to brussel this week to explain to our allies item u.s. is so concerned about iran. but european officials say pompeo didn't show us any evidence. well, that's not right. that is not right at all. we know, we know if you want to make a case for a war in the middle east you have to present airtight evidence like this viel, full of sweet n low, this meeting came after the administration sent an aircraft carrier, a bomber group and other w

i'm your host stephen colbert. remember, remember, remember during the campaign in 2016 when the president said that we're going to win so much we get tired of winning? (laughter) wall street got there first. cuz today because today, the dow plunged 617 points. to put that loss into perspective, we have a report from "the late show" financial correspondent: ♪ ♪ ( laughter ) >> stephen: the stock market was he will be missed. the stock market, it was reacting evidently to the breakdown of negotiations between the united states and china or a new trade deal and i will tell you all about it had in our new ♪ trade war, uh what is it good for ♪ i am really asking say it again y'all ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you, jon. here's what happened: after over a year of tense negotiations, last week, our delegates in beijing were banging out the details of a final trade agreement. but the u.s. balked when china said they were no longer willing to commit to changing laws covering intellectual property, forced tech

i'm your host, stephen colbert.here really is just one big story: america's step-daddy is angry. ( laughter ) see, trump and congress have been in a standoff over investigations. until now, trump has blocked every request made by house investigators and demo-crates-- them there demo-crates -- they have a painful case of the blue subpoenas. ( laughter ) so this is leading to more and more and more of those demo-crates to throw up their hands and call for impeachment. so, this morning, nancy pelosi held a meeting to calm down her caucus, and she emerged to say this: >> we believe no one is above the law, including the president of the united states, and we believe the president is engaged in a cover-up. >> stephen: it's called bronzer, nancy. it's called bronzer, nancy, and he's not fooling anyone. ( cheers and applause ) i thought i could beat them. i thought i could beat them. after that, pelosi and chuck schumer headed over to the white house for a pre-scheduled meeting on their infrastructure deal. if you remember

i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers ) today, donald trump not in washington.s out and about. today, i believe, he went to louisiana-- the big sleazy in the big easy. when he arrived, the louisiana lieutenant governor greeted him with big hairy trump socks. ( cheers and applause ) i kind of like those. i wouldn't miewnd a pair of those myself. ( as trump ) "nice socks, nice socks, but if you really loved me, you'd get my face as a tramp stamp like bill barr did." fun fact-- that's a true story. that's a true story. that's a true story, yeah. fun fact: those socks were made in c future by never letting go of the past. >> that beautiful day in november 2016. i'm sure nobody remembers the beautiful day. does anybody remember that? that's one of the highest rated days in the history of television. ( applause ) one of the highest! one of the highest rated days. did anybody not watch television that night? all over the world they were watching! >> stephen: (as trump) "yes, it was a must-see television event. everybody tuned in to see me ride my dragon and burn washin

football coach,vincent colbert, is on the one on administrative leave according to wtop.olbert was among the first knstaff members to have own about the hazing incident at the school last october. you'll remember four teens were harged as juveniles with multiple counts of rape, attempted rape, and conspiracy to commit rape in the locker room attack. a montgomery county public schools spokesperson says the decision to place colbert on leave is not for disciplinary reasons, but as part of the movestigation. some parents thining are not happy about the decision to place him on leave. they gue that he is being held accountable for actions that were out of his control. at last check, the petition has more than 1,300 signatures. we'll follow this story as it nfolds. back to you. >> thank you so much. >>> new this morning, some d.c. area restaurants are being celebrated as some of the best in the country. several were honored at the james beard awards, the oscars for the food world. rising sar chef of the year went to the chef at kith and kin. tom cumanam won for bad saint of tm

stephen colbert says our public debate lacks truthi-ness. others say we suffer from truth decay. like a modern-day philosopher once remarked, jerry, it is not a lie if you believe it. [laughter] for those of you who are under "seinfeld."from that it's with the woman from " veep." --t passes for truth today 50% of the population believes that the government was behind the 9/11 attacks. nearly half of republicans and 24% of democrats believe in pizza gate, the allegation that hillary clinton and others ran an underage prostitution network in the basement of a d.c. pizza restaurant. other examples, that climate change is a hoax invented by the chinese, or that vaccines cause autism. state twitter account from the right and the left, not to mention from our adversaries facts to thismore list every day. the question, graduates, how will you protect truth in the finest tradition of our profession? how will you make sure you are on the butcher's hit list? lawt, you must practice with honesty and integrity because an honest person speaks the truth. those ethical principles are reflected

plus, letterman's take on the way fallon, colbert, kimmel and >>> what a start to the morning.ea giving many an early warning wakeup call. concord, showers moving in. starting to spread into the east bay and tri-valley. san jose starting to see some of the rain as this line pushes off to the east. you can see it right there on the satellite view. but the mix of sun at times, showers and still the risk of isolated thunder into the afternoon. highs upper 50s to near 60. >>> next on "sunday today" part two of my conversation with david letterman. dave weighs in on the current state of late night tv when we come back in 45 seconds. now that i've got you here for a minute, or two actually, i've got to tell you something. with the capital one venture card you earn unlimited double miles on every purchase, every day. my credit card only earns double miles on airline purchases! well, you earn double miles on this and on everything with the venture card. thanks! hey, by the way, how'd you get in here? same way you did. cross-checking. nice. what's in your wallet... oh, c'mon! and i want

and colbert said what about trump? and tiger said you said president. president. but he doesn't have a whole team hide behind like the red sox. it's just him and i guess he was in a tough spot. i think trump was totally jumping on an occasion to get the most popular guy in the world maybe here and give him an award. >> i don't disagree. i think this is ultimately about choice cos. no one is looking to tiger woods to be a lebron james or a steph can curry, let alone colin kaepernick. and you're free to do that as tiger woods and accept this honor from this president and any other president, then you've gone out there and said i see this as more important than some of the other things rick was mentioning and that's okay as long as we understand that some of these guys on the red sox are saying no, it's more important to me to stand on this principal -- even though i'm sure they want to go to the white house. >> republicans buy shoes too. >> but when i spoke to lebron james last year, he spoke in terms of what david was saying. that at some point you have

coach at damascus high, vincent colbert, is on administrative leave according to wtop.owell bett-- colbert was among the first to know about the hazing incident last october. ur teens were charged with multiple counts of rape, attempted rape, and conspiracy to commit rapein the locker room attack. a public spokesperson says the deosions to place cert on leave is not for disciplinary reasons but as part of the investigations. that's not sitting well with some parents. they're not happy with the decision to place the coach on leave. they argue that he's being held accountable for things out of his contrl. at last check, the petition has more than 1,300 signatures. >> thank you. >>> it's 6:35. new, d.c. area restaurants are being celebrated as some of the best in the country. several were honored at the james beard awards. think of these as the oscars for the restaurant world. the risingh tar c of the -- rising star chef wento wait a minuty onwuachi. tom cunanam won for bad saint. and annie's steakhouse went for honoree. and patrick o'connell won and won five other james b

he was on "colbert"! this is so cool.is new book "the shadow war." here's a clip. >> who is shadowier -- >> russia or china? >> russia or china? who's been more aggressive? >> russia is more aggressive today. russia's sort of like your drunk friend at the party, right? you know they're dangerous -- >> i think literally your drunk friend from the party. >> they are your drunk friend. you know they're dangerous when they walk into the room. china is more like the quiet one in the background but is more dangerous because they're kind of subtly evil, but equally vicious. i've talked to the former head of counter intel for the fbi, a former cop, and he talks about it, no one's more vicious than the chinese. they will kill you. they will kill your families. i mean, seriously. it's kind of like mob. it's like the mob! >> sleep tight, everybody. >> it's the mob. >> see, isn't that reason for you to buy the book? make sure to buy a copy of jim's book, "the shadow war." let's get him to the top of "the new york times" best-seller l

they stopped to sign autographs outside the set of stephen colbe colbert. >>> 18 million tuned into theig bang finale, their biggest audience if nearly four years. >>> now, wet go to the end of x game of tloeps. who do you think will take the iron throne? well, jon snow was the runaway winner. >>> and it causes so much conflict. it's just a nightmare. just leave it be, guys. >> well, those conflicted fans aren't backing down. the petition of disappointed viewers demanding hbo re-do the entire finale season is now nearing a million signatures. even still a record number of people are still tuning each week to see who will survive. >> who do you think deserves the iron throne? >> i mean, i do. >> dracarys. >> daenarys. >> i'm going to say the mother of dragons should get the throne. >> on the last episode dany turned to the dark side when she burned down kings landing -- to a crisp! on twitter, some think that in this "e.t." interview from the emmys, emilia tried to warn us the ending might not be popular. >> and are you happy with how things ended? >> yes. >> you didn't say yes. you didn

plus, letterman's take on the way fallon, colbert, kimmel and company are handling president trump.t, let's get a check of your local weather. >> we have got temperatures out there right now in the 60s. hagerstown at 70 degrees at this e'ment. but w headed to the -- right around 90 degrees for daytime highs today. and tomorrow, temperatures in the upper 80s. we have a chance for scattered showers and thunderstorms after 2:00 p.m.today. better chance for scattered showers and thunderstorms through the day tomorrow. but then the humidity drops. amperatures drop tuesday wednesday. another chance of rain on thursday. right now memorial day weekend lookin >> next on sunday "today," par two of my conversation with david letterman. dave weighsn onhe current state of late night tv and the country when we come back in just 45 seconds. on the current stateatf l night tv when we come back in 45 seconds. erw that i've got you he for a minute, or two actually, i've got to tell you something. with the capital one venture card you earn unlimited double miles on every purchase, every day. my credit

. ♪ >>> k-pop sensation bps debuted appearing on the michael cek ak colbert show last night.ent the boys paid homage to the theater. the ed sullivan theater is where the show was recorded and it was transformed to look like it did in 1964 when they took to the very same stage for the television debut. this year bts racked up three albums in 11 months. they've been busy. >>> on the "cbs moneywatch," tacking robocalls, and "the big bang theory" tackles streaming rights. diane king hall is at the new york stock exchange with that and more. good morning, diane. >> good morning, aen marie. retailer walmart and nvidia. there are others. stocks closed higher idea on news the trump administration is planning to delay auto tariffs by up to six months. the dow rose 115 partnerships, the s&p 500 added 16 points, and the nasdaq gained 87 opponents. >>> president trump has issued an executive order regarding huawei. the order declares a national economic emergency. it does not name specific countries or companies. this allows the u.s. government to ban technology and services of, quote, f

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