ladies and gentlemen, please welcome stephen colbert!band playing ) thank you very much! oh, this is a beautiful place to work. >> isn't it? welcome, welcome to what you have built. >> stephen: yeah. is this me? >> this is you. is that the classic guest move, expressing immediate suspicion. >> stephen: is this me? exactly. did you poison this? did you dip your balls in this? ( laughter ) >> so as part of an interview, we've known each other for a while. >> stephen: funny thing is i've known you for a while, but we haven't really worked together. >> true. >> stephen: intimately because i left right before you got there at "the daily show," right? >> right before. >> stephen: so people think we know each other really well. i respect you enormously and had fun with you but we never spent a lot of time together. >> i was brought in as the destitute man on colbert. since we jumped the introductory section -- >> stephen: we never had it. what i thought we would do is have a first date now. so i've got questions for a start. for a first date, y

i'm your host, stephen colbert. the looming-- ( cheers and applause ) you cannot keep a friday crowd down. that's what i know. ( cheers ) can't do it. >> stephen: you know what? the looming story in america right now is the looming impeachment of donald trump over his documented and repeated efforts-- confessed efforts-- to get foreign governments to interfere in our election by digging up dirt on joe biden. but if he's going down, he's bringing a plus one. ( laughter ) and it's vice president and only attendee of california's "boring man" festival, mike pence. ( laughter ) ( applause ) we're learning-- we're learning that trump involved pence in efforts to pressure ukraine's leader-- this, after trump's phone call to ukraine where he said, "you want military aid? first investigate the bidens." sunle investirronelensky and did that mean biden?had to havet biden, because his top national security adviser listened in on the original call, and pence was given a transcript of the call. so what's his excuse? officials cl

truthiness. >> what colbert did was remarkable, because he was playing a very arch character that was>> caution. you are about to enter the no spin zone. >> this is all an act. >> you're breaking my heart, bill. >> i'm sensitive. i'm -- >> if you're an act, then what am i? >> with this character, he was improvising everything in real time from an inverse point of view. >> a lot of right wingers thought colbert actually is a republican and he's just cheeky. >> they didn't know that it was a joke. i mean, come on. >> president bush. great president or the greatest president? >> he did that classic satire thing. i'm going to make my points through the other side. >> are you familiar with what we do here? >> i am. >> okay. >> i'm familiar with the total scrubbing -- >> well, you know i'm in character. >> yes. >> then i'm an idiot. >> it's wonderful to see you out of character. >> thank you very much. >> there are comedians who have the credibility and the ability to tap into things that are happening right this second. it couldn't be more urgent. couldn't be more on people's minds. they w

i'm your host, stephen colbert.l it is another-- yet, yet another bewildering day in america-- up is down, right is wrong, trump is president. i'll tell you one thing, you have got to hand it to the guy, he's willing to call his most disastrous blunders his greatest victories. if he were in charge of the hindenberg, it would have sounded like this: >> and the back motors are just holding enough to keep it in place. and another on-time arrival! oh, the victory! >> stephen: case in point: trump's complete betrayal of our kurdish allies after his phone call with turkish president erdogan. this is so despised on both sides of the aisle that the house voted to condemn trump's actions 354-60. that is the sort of bipartisanship you only see in, like, naming a post office. in fact, congress just approved the "donald trump's syria policy sucks forever" stamp. now, it can be-- ( cheers and applause ) it can be-- it can be argued that getting out of the endless wars in the middle east is not a bad thing. i understand that part

stephen colbert and julie andrews. have some butter for the royal slice of bread?" the queen asked the dairymaid, the dairymaid said, "certainly, i'll go and tell the cow now before she goes to bed." the dairymaid, she curtsied, and went and told the alderney, "don't forget the butter for the royal slice of bread." the alderney said sleepily, "you'd better tell his majesty that many people nowadays like marmalade instead." the dairymaid said, "fancy!" and went to tell her majesty. she curtsied to the queen, and she turned a little red. "excuse me, your majesty, for taking of the liberty, but marmalade is tasty, if it's very thickly spread." the queen said "oh!" and went to tell his majesty, "talking of the butter for the royal slice of bread, many people think that marmalade is nicer. would you like to try a little marmalade instead?" the king said, "bother!" and then he said, "oh, deary me!" the king sobbed, "oh, deary me!" and went back to bed. "nobody," he whimpered, "could call me a fussy man; i only wanted a littl

i am your host, stephen colbert. regardless-- folks, regardless of the endless roadblocks, the president and his axis of allies are trying to throw in front of it, the impeachment inquiry keeps moving forward. and the republicans keep sinking lower. they hit rock bottom a while ago, but in the last 24 hours, they've gotten out the blasting caps, and they're fracking america's moral bedrock. i'll tell you all about it in tonight's installment of "don and the giant impeach." >> the peevment of your president is a scam. >> stephen: trump has constantly complained that all the evidence about his ukrainian phone call was hearsay. but today, the house heard testimony from a firsthand witness: director of european affairs at the national security council, and "military john hodgman," colonel alexander vindman. now, during trump's ukraine phone call, vindman was listening in from the situation room, so it wasn't hearsay. vindman could actually hear the bad stuff trump say. vindman explained, "i listened in on the call in the

i'm on the 'colbert report'. this is a bit. i'll be back."and, i understand, you know, because you have a whole show to run. you've got this really talented guy in there, and you're like, "oh, god, i like him but i don't totally know how to use him. i like him a lot, but i don't want to see him all the time." you know. >> stephen: that's exactly what we said. >> right. >> stephen: "he's really good. he'd look better with a beard, but he's really good!" >> yeah, and way less hair. >> stephen: you have the same amount of hair. >> do i? >> stephen: but now you're admitting it. now you're admitting it. then you were-- it was like this. ( laughter ). >> no, well, they used to, like, fluff me up then. and i was like, "don't do that. don't do that. just comb it." >> stephen: i love you. there's nothing to fluff, i'm sorry. there was no fluffing available. there was no fluffing. >> i sometimes get asked, "hey, do you want us to fill it in?" i did it once. i did an episode-- i had one line on "californication" and they sprayed me down with "million do

and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater iyork ty, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: come on! whoo! welcome back! beautiful! beautiful! thank you very much! very kind! what lovely people! what lovely people. welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) you know, the constitution gives the accused the right to remain silent, and clearly donald trump has never read the constitution. ( laughter ) because he will not shut the old hamburger hole. ( laughter ) everything he says just makes him guiltier. we'll talk all about it in tonight's episode of -- >> chopper talk ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: yesterday, the president was asked a simple question: on that phone call, what was he asking the ukrainian president to do to the bidens? he wisely dodged it. today, he took it straight in the face. >> mr. president, what exactly did you hope zelensky would do about the bidens after that phone call? exactly? >> i would think if they were honest about it they'd start a

. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! >> announcer: stephen welcomes julie andrews, jonathan groff and musical guest yungblood with dan reynolds, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: how are you? hey! welcome! thank you! welcome one and all to "the late show"! i am your host stephen colbert, and it is wonderful to be back. feels good to be here with these great people. i've been out of the country. way out of the country. new zealand. out of the hemisphere-- both of them. i have been as far from the insatiable black hole of news that is donald trump as you can get on this planet. ( laughter ) now, i've heard there have been some developments over the last ten days that did not go so well for donny, but today, at his first cabinet meeting since the impeachment proceedings began, he invited in the ladies and gentlemen of the press and calmly explained that there's nothing fo

i'm your host, stephen colbert. it has been-- ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) i'm excited, too. it's been a very big week here in new york. the u.n. general assembly is in town. leaders from asia, africa, and europe have come to new york city to see all the people who used to live in their countries. ( laughter ) president trump is here, too. to welcome him, new yorkers have spent the last three years crowbarring his name off of all the buildings. ( laughter ) trump has-- ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) trump had a busy weekend prepping for the u.n.-- on friday at the white house, he hosted a state dinner for the australian prime minister. ( as trump ) "we've got all your native delicacies: we got bloomin' onions, we got digiree-donuts, and a knife that's not a knife because it's smaller than the other knife." ( laughter ) then-- ( piano riff ) --on sunday, he appeared with indian prime minister narendra modi at an event in texas called, and this is real, "howdy modi!" ( laughter ) >> jon: holy moly? >

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert!heers and applause ) ♪ >> stephen: hi there! welcome! ( cheers and applause ) whoo! thanks, everybody! welcome one and all! welcome to "the late show." ladies and gentlemen, i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) you know, americans rarely hear good news out of the middle east, but yesterday, we got some: the president announced that u.s. special forces killed isis leader and guy clearly rationing his "just for men," abu bakr al-baghdadi. ( laughter ) al-baghdadi was a notorious terrorist responsible for the death of thousands. a true monster. so i'd like to congratulate all the brave service members in our special forces who risked their lives and got the job done. ( cheers and applause ) just take your time with that. no rush! ( cheers and applause ) and here's the thing -- i'd also like to congratulate president donald j. trump, but he just makes it so hard. ( laughter ) because when he broke the news yesterday, trump's entire press conference was about himself. >> l

stephen colbert is very good at his job.very kind of him to have me on tonight, i was super happy to do that. i'll be on the "today" show on nbc tomorrow morning. i will be on "the view" on thursday, pray for me. i'm doing all of these interviews in other places on other people's shows, which is not a thing i typically do. but the reason i'm doing them all is because this book that i wrote has just come out today. i have spent more than the last year writing it. it is finally out. and i promise to you as a viewer of the show i will not spend every waking minute talking about it. if you don't get it, i promise you will not harangue you about it. today, that conversation with mr. colbert tonight made me realize that there is actually one thing that is in the book that i feel like i should put on tv just as news, because i think it explains some of what's going on with the trump impeachment right now, and it's something that is probably worth knowing in the news as it is developing right now. so this is it. as i talked about wi

i'll be a guest on steven colbert tonight.ds to sleep, i'll be on the "today" show at 8:30 eastern. but that hillary clinton interview tomorrow night would be keeping me up overnight anyway in terms of prepping for it. it's been a big day. thanks so much. thanks for being so nice about the launch of my book. now it's time for "the last word with lawrence o'donnell." >> your book launches today, and right after midnight last night, i got the audio book and just pouring into my phone. >> you are very kind. i'm going to reimburse you for these things. i feel like i should reimburse you for this. >> it is so great and the audio book really moves like a great movie.

i'm your host, stephen colbert. folks, donald trump is clearly losing it, and he did not have a surplus of "it" to begin with. the impeachment vultures are circling, and he's worried, because he knows there's a lot of meat on that bone and it's getting gamey. i'll give you the latest in our ongoing segment: >> "don and the giant impeach." >> you can't impeach somebody for doing the best job of anybody in the history of our country. >> stephen: in response to impeachment, trump hasn't formulated much of a plan yet, unless you count freaking out on twitter: "as i learn more and more each day, i am coming to the conclusion that what is taking place is not an impeachment, it is a coup, intended to take away the power of the-- dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot-- people, their vote, their freedoms, their second amendment, religion, military, border wall, and their god-given rights as a citizen of the united states of america!" ( applause ) "yes, that's right, that's right, believe me. they're coming for your religion

i'm your host stephen colbert.nd folks -- ( cheers and applause ) -- in light of the darkness that is the trump presidency, i'd like to start tonight with something nice. last night, gymnastics world champion simone biles threw out the first pitch at game two of the world series, but first, she did something really cool: there she is, and whoa! ( cheers and applause ) keep in mind, she did that before the game started. can you imagine watching that and then watching baseball? ( laughter ) it would be like an emcee saying, "ladies and gentlemen we sure hope you enjoyed lizzo. now please welcome to the stage: baseball!" ( laughter ) ( applause ) ( cheering ) now, back to the darkness, already in progress. ( laughter ) late today, we learned that "trump will be attending the world series on sunday." of course, keep in mind, we don't know for sure if it will last that long -- trump's presidency, i mean. ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) during an oval office ceremony, reporters say, he was asked if he'd throw out

colbert.night, checks and unbalanced. plus, stephen welcomes will smith and andrew scott featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: oh, my goodness! hey, everybody, thank you so much. welcome to the "late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. things aren't going well for donald trump today. half of congress absolutely hates him, and the democrats aren't fond of him, either. ( laughter ) i'll tell you all about it in tonight's "don and the giant impeach." >> i don't like to be the sucker. >> stephen: now a lot of people have been saying up tow this point, people have been musing publicly, "when is the constitutional crisis coming?" well, mark your calendar, tattoo it on your forehead, and flip off your boss, because it's here. this afternoon, the white house delivered on their previous obstruction of justice with an official letter telling the house of representatives that

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ >> stephen: come on! wooo! wow! wow! ( cheers and applause ) please, have a seat! sit! thank you very much! welcome to "the late show." ladies and gentlemen, i'm your host, stephen colbert. oh, good-- ( cheers and applause ) lordy. what a day. you really feel the ground shifting under your feet. but if you're at home and you've got a seatbelt on your couch, uh, number one: why? ( laughter ) number two: buckle up, becauseln unnamed co-conspirator to campaign finance violations, lying about the moscow trump tower, stealing money to pay for the border wall, faking the weather with a sharpie. ( laughter ) every time-- every time-- none of those are made up. every time, people have asked, "is this the thing? surely, this must be the thing." and every time, it wasn't the thing. ( laughter ) but here's the thing: there's a new thing, and it might be the thing. ( cheers and applause ) because-- ( piano riff ) ( cheers and applause ) because this afternoon, nancy pe

i'm your host, stephen colbert. the big story-- the big story continues to be hurricane dorian, which, as we speak, is churning towards my hometown of charleston, south carolina, which is under a mandatory evacuation. i hope everyone down there stays safe. dorian devastated the bahamas over the weekend. and we all want to help, so last night, i talked to our friend chef jose andres of "world central kitchen," who is in the bahamas right now to feed the survivors. ( cheers and applause ) he is-- he's in nassau. right now, he's in nassau, making meals in the kitchen of his restaurant at the atlantis resort. and i love this: guests at atlantis are joining in the relief effort, with families and their children pitching in the kitchens to help make ham and cheese sandwiches. they are-- ( cheers and applause ) yeah. >> jon: that's the right thing to do. that's the right thing to do. >> stephen: they are spending their vacations making sandwiches-- also known as "being a mom." ( applause ) so last night i asked-- last nigh

i'm your host, stephen colbert. big weekend-- ( cheers and applause ) big doings. first of all, i want to say to everybody here who works at the show and everybody out there watching happy 800th "late show" with stephen colbert." tonight is the 800th show. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: oh, my goodness! >> stephen: how many did we say we were going to do? okay, we're great. and a big weekend coming up for us. we're all, the whole gang, is going out to los angeles for the emmys, and we're going to have a good time. might run into donald trump out there. ( audience reacts ) i'll tell you why, he's out there panning for gold, okay. he had-- ( low piano riff ) ( laughter ) that was a big nugget of gold in there. >> jon: looking for a lot. >> stephen: he had fundraisers today in silicon valley and los angeles. but because he's so unpopular in california, the events were shrouded in secrecy. in fact, attendees at tuesday's event were not even provided with the address of the lunch. though, it is easy to find trump's lunch-- just follow the trail of ketchup packets and f

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i'm your host, stephen colbert. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.matter how much the republicans don't want it, the impeachment inquiry is not going away. it is here to stay. it has-- ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: yes! >> stephen: it has-- this relationship is getting serioust its toothbrush in that little cup above the sink. the g.o.p. is like, "where is this relationship going?" straight to the white house. ( laughter ) in fact, tomorrow is a really big day, when the house of representatives votes to set up the procedures for the impeachments, how everything will be done in public. and my guest tomorrow night will be nancy pelosi. ( cheers and applause ) this is-- i'm being told-- i'm telling you. >> jon: wow! >> stephen: and i'm being told-- is this true? a little bird just whispered in my ear a little while ago, this is exclusive, this is the only place she's coming after the vote tomorrow. so general-- ( cheers and applause ) and it makes sense, jon. it just makes sense. you know, you make history, the next step, obviously, sit right over the

i'm your host, stephen colbert. i hope you all had a really nice weekend.family got a new puppy. and-- ( cheers and applause ) jon, i know you guys played the global citizen festival in central park. >> jon: yes, that's right. >> stephen: that looked fantastic! ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: we had a great time. rolling on! telling truth!ile,own in washington, d.c., the president and his allies all journeyed to the mountains of madness, where all meaning was devoured in the cavernous maw of stupid. ( laughter ) and they all got on the crazy train for one reason: to try and confuse everyone about a very simple story. it's "don and the giant impeach." ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) once upon a time. >> jon: come on, don! come on. >> stephen: once upon a time, donald trump called the president of ukraine and asked the foreign leader to investigate joe biden. the end-- ( laughter ) of his presidency, you would think. now, we know this-- ( cheers and applause ) we know this because a whistleblower whistleblew and the white house released a transcript that

and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert!heers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) whoo! thank you so much, everybody! welcome to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) i have a simple but extremely important question -- can we take away donald trump's phone? ( laughter ) or, if he has to have one, could it be this one? ( laughter ) 'cause everything he does with his phone is bad. tweeting, talking, sexually harassing it. ( laughter ) (as trump) "siri, what are you wearing?" ( laughter ) here's how his phone makes things worse -- yesterday, after a phone call between trump and turkish strongman recep erdogan, the president announced that the u.s. is withdrawing troops from northern syria posts, leaving kurdish allies to face turkey. this is a complete betrayal of the kurdish fighters who helped the u.s. defeat isis, and there's only one way out of this. kurds, you've got 24 hours to dig up dirt on joe biden. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) i'm not the only one who's alarmed. so is south

it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, lowering the barr! plus, stephen welcomes rachel maddow and thom yorke featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: nice to see you! >> stephen: thank you, everybody! thank you so much. welcome, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. theerp theerp so nice to be with these people tonight. here's the thing-- the news is so dark these days, i'd like to start off tonight with a story of hope that honors an american hero. there's a viral video of this beverage cart at o'hare airport: jim. it's spinning... it's spinning... it's gonna hit the plane. oh! it just barely misses the plane, and bam! forklift guy saves the day! a tip for any passenger flying on that plane: do not order anything carbonated. i just love that video so much. it has everything. you know who else liked that video? donald trump. it's true. i'm not making that up.

i'm your host, stephen colbert. and we are coming to you live right now-- ( cheers and applause ) we couldn't-- legally, we couldn't put that up in if wasn't true-- after the third democratic presidential debate. tonight's debate was a big step forward in the primary, because it narrowed democrats down to the top 10. ( laughter ) which means we're this close to the fantasy suites! ( laughter ) and we got some never-before- seen match-ups between the heavyweights. tonight was the first time biden and warren shared the debate stage. and the fireworks started early. before the debate even began, a biden aide said that the former v.p. would target warren by arguing that "we need more than plans." warren's team responded by releasing her "plan for when we need more than plans plan." ( laughter ) ( applause ) she has a plan for that. she has a plan. >> jon: a plan. >> stephen: for that. the debate started, of course, with opening statements, and andrew yang came out strong. >> in america today, everything revolves around

. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight tug-o-warren. plus, stephen welcomes eddie murphy and the pioneer woman ree drummond. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hi! nice to see you! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! ( cheers and applause ) oooh! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! how are you? welcome, welcome one and all, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. it's friday! ( cheers and applause ) listen to that, jon. that can only be one thing. that's a friday crowd right there, that is. ( cheers and applause ) absolutely. accept no substitutes. it is friday and trump is thanking god that it is. because he's had a rough week. the impeachment inquiry has been so damning, trump needed his house republican buddies to barge into the classified testimony to try to shut it down. when they finally do make the testimony public, he'll have to send those guys to every american's hous

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there are numerous reasons 1st of all it's standards and regulation you've had to jeremy colbert and the labor party a feeling that in the future the u.k. could try and undercut european standards and be a competitor with a much lower support for for workers' rights for example then there's the overall economic impact this deal has been proven by analysts who have less impact on the u.k. economy than the deals that reason may has brought home it looks for a much looser likely relationship with the e.u. in the future not the close partnership that reason may was hoping to strike so that's another reason and then there are other m.p.'s particularly the northern irish m.p.'s who fear that the. the union between northern ireland and the united kingdom could be endangered they don't see that they're being treated in the same way as as the rest of the u.k. so this is why they oppose it's a whole range of reasons why m.p.'s are against it and finally one concern is that the transition period even if threads that did happen now on paper then there is a very short period to actually strike a

colbert: meanwhile, the song was wrong... we did start the fire.about wildfire prevention. ♪seeming like we all been running, running♪ ♪feeling like the wild west, gunning, gunning♪ ♪listen to our elders shunning, shunning♪ ♪all we see is faces, color, color♪ ♪all the other races, other, other♪ ♪why can't you just be my brother, brother?♪ ♪we don't have to kill one another, kill one another♪ ♪all around the world, we are one, we are one♪ ♪all around the world, we are one♪ ♪so where did we all go wrong?♪ ♪woo ♪where did we all, where did we all go wrong?♪ ♪love, love, love, love ♪love, love, love ♪(love is our only hope) ♪love, love, love ♪where did we all? heather: more questions than answers after a woman gets on a delta flight with no ticket, no identification, no boarding pass. todd piro joins us line as the tsa tries to figure out what led to a series of security lapses, i guess you could call it that. >> reporter: how did this happen? that's a question so many are wondering this morning and which delta and the tsa are trying to get to the bott

she put her hand out and stephen colbert jumped in. did you think it was awkward? >> no.thought it was a light-hearted moment. i actually don't think that -- i don't see any problem with it, and it's certainly out of her hands. it was something of a joke, i think, and then the audience got in on it and she kind of laughed about it. you can't put it in the same category of what donald trump does because when donald trump does it, he is literally talking about locking her up. you know, she's just sitting there kind of going along, kind of laughing and trying to be good natured about a joke. >> thank you both. i appreciate your time. thanks. thanks for watching. our coverage continues. when a criminal has your personal information, they can do all sorts of things in your name. criminals can use ransomware, spyware, or malware to gain access to information like your name, your birthday, and even your social security number. - [announcer] that's why norton and lifelock are now part of one company, providing an all in one membership for your cyber safety that gives you identify

. >> she was on stephen colbert last night on "late night."let's watch. >> how many times when you were secretary of state did you have to say to barack obama, you can't extort foreign countries to get dirt on your political enemies? i mean, did you lose count how many times you did that? >> yeah, that never happened. >> elise jordan, she is a unique voice in all of this. >> you just can't make it up, how crazy things have gotten, that this is an issue that's a joke. and it's not a joke, it's kind of darkly funny. what stephen colbert was asking her wasn't a normal and shouldn't be a normal course of business, the kind of behavior, the abuse of power, using the oval this way, for donald trump's own political fortunes. >> and the whole issue of the impeachment inquiry is now becoming more acceptable to more people. we see in a new cnbc poll out today that the president's approval is actually at the lowest, 37%, the lowest it's been in this poll, and disapproval up to 53%, and impeachment, the cnbc versus the nbc/"wall street journal" polls, you

she put her hand out and stephen colbert jumped in. did you think it was awkward. >> no.ually don't think that -- i don't see any problem with it, and it's certainly out of her hands. it was something of a joke, i think, and then the audience got in on it and she kind of laughed about it. you can't put it in the same category of what donald trump does because when donald trump does it, he is literally talking about locking her up. you know, she's just sitting there kind of going along, kind of laughing and trying to be good natured about a joke. >> thank you both. i appreciate your time. thanks. thanks for watching. our coverage continues. uh, i'll look into it. (phone rings) lisa jones! lisa: (on phone) hey carl, what are you charging me for online equity trades? (nervous chuckle) lisa: and do i get my fees back if i'm not happy? like a satisfaction guarantee? ugh. schwab! lisa: oh right, i'm calling schwab. thanks, carl! wait, lisa! lisa... are you getting low costs backed by a satisfaction guarantee? if not, talk to schwab. a modern approach to wealth management. if no

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. >> on "the late show" with steven colbert former secretary of state hilary clinton >> he should have been one of the very first people, you know, to say, wait a minute, we've got to clean this up. we can't let this stand. >> mitch mcconnell said if it passes the articles of impeachment, he would hold a trial in the senate. and cbs news has also learned that president trump recently asked the australian prime minister to help attorney general william barr investigate the origins of the russian probe, so this news underscores the extent to the fact fa that mr. trump consumes the investigation and to use the government to investigate what he thinks are its politically motivated origins. c ied to pl cand a u.s. citizen is accused of spying for china. the california man was arrested after a sting operation. jeff pegues has the undercover video that led to the lae video shows edward peng, a naturalized u.s. citizen, wrapping $20,000 in cash and taping it under a tv stand in a hotel in columbus, georgia. about three hours later he's back to pick up an sd card containing classified national

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just last week i was on a stage with catherine colbert. she is the lawyer who argued a case in 1992 that upheld the fundamental rulings of roe, and she said outright that this is the court that will not overturn roe. so advocates on both sides of the debate are laying groundwork. we expect most states, post roe would be more gray state. will.ple, if you and have some protective laws but not go as far as new york, would not go as far as georgia. it is a 50-state effort, but that is what we are seeing. when it comes to georgia, we are seeing that the federal bench is responding in the way that we might expect that they would when facing some of these new laws. whether there is progress being made and we expect that the court will open the doors to these kinds of laws going forward. host: i want to touch on the supreme court. the cases that are coming up -- this is a baseline, the decision in 1973, roe v. wade protected a woman's right to abortion prior to the viability of the fetus. one of the cases coming up, fox v. planned parenthood, in k

. >> reporter: on the late show with stephen colbert hillary clinton questioned his actions. >> he should have been one of the very first people to just say, wait a minute, we got to clean this up. you can't let that stand. >> reporter: senate majority leader mitch mcconnell says if the house passes articles of impeachment he would hold a trial in the senate. laura podesta, cbs news. >>> former ukraine envoy kurt volker will testify thursday. giuliani said he communicated with volker about his dealings with the campaign. >>> kamala harris is shake being up her campaign team this morning as she struggles to gain tracticr primary race. rdg politico, harris has decided to elevate two staff members into senior positions in the campaign. the current campaign manager will have a reduced role. >>> happening today, a jury continues deliberating the fate of a former dallas police officer accused of murdering her neighbor. a verdict could come anytime now. amber guyger is charged with shooting and killing botham jean inside his apartment last september. she claims she mistook it for her own. prosec

last month seemed fine to observers at a fund-raiser a week ago talking about his health to stephen colbert. >> i'm in good health and, you know, running a vigorous campaign >> reporter: at the last debate, sanders was noticeably hoarse. >> we must do more >> reporter: promising to release his medical records before the primaries >> the american people have a right to know whether the person they're going to be voting for for president is healthy >> reporter: sanders is the oldest of three front runners. joe biden is 76. elizabeth warren 70. >> everyone here wishes him well, wants to see him strong and back on the trail as soon as possible >> our thanks to andrea mitchell for that report. >> we are three days into october. for a lot of us it has not felt like it at all let's see what we're going to turn this around >> this is the high temperatures we saw yesterday too many -- not all-time records. all-time october records washington, d.c. at 98 i like the charlotte headline. 99 degrees in charlotte yesterday. that was their warm est day of the entire year. warmer than any summer day we're g

down plan he had hatched after speaking with the president of turkey on the late show with stephen colbert former united nations ambassador susan rice explained the stakes these are the people who for the last 4 years have been fighting on our behalf with our equipment to defeat isis and they have done it with enormous of efficacy and they've sacrificed immensely and we basically just said to them sia and let the turks who are like the hungry wolf trying to kill the lamb go for. his most reliable apologist senator lindsey graham war in the trump strategy ensures an isis comeback forces kurds to realign with assad and iran destroys turkey's relationship with our congress and will be a stain on america's honor for abandoning the kurds who trump's former united nations ambassador nikki haley calls instrumental in our successful fight against isis and syria adding the hash tag turkey is not our friend she warns that leaving the kurds to die is a big mistake senator and former presidential candidate mitt romney fears the says america is an unreliable ally and risks another humanitarian disaster