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welcome to my bathroom, i'm your host stephen colbert.tion of "the late show" or as i now call it, the lather show with scrubin' colbert. my first guest is mr. bubble followed by musical performance by the legendary duo head and shoulders. thanks, guys. now, if you will notice, i'm in my bathing suit, and i'm coming to you from a secret ultra-secure tub. i was going to use m
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. and it is-- ( cheers and applause ) and you can feel the excitement. everybody is so excited about day five of the live impeachment hearings. yeah. the witnesses have been compelling. e ated wt the whistleblower said, but the people on the tv say the whole thing has one problem-- >> the issue keeps on being kind of complicated for people to follow. >> has this gotten too confusing for the american people? >> there are too many names, and too many of you tell me you're too confused. >> i know that sometimes it's not easy to follow all these-- all the names in this particular saga. >> stephen: are you seriously claiming that it's not easy for americans to follow sagas with a lot of characters? have you heard of "game of thrones?" ( laughter ) for pete's sake! ( cheers and applause ) it was pretty popular! i'll tell you, these hearings are a lot like "game of thrones." the g.o.p. is full of white walkers. ( laughter ) lindsey graham has clearly had his balls cut off, and at least one cha
i'm your host, stephen colbert. and it is-- ( cheers and applause ) and you can feel the excitement. everybody is so excited about day five of the live impeachment hearings. yeah. the witnesses have been compelling. e ated wt the whistleblower said, but the people on the tv say the whole thing has one problem-- >> the issue keeps on being kind of complicated for people to follow. >> has this gotten too confusing for the american people? >> there are too many names, and too...
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that skinny guy is stephen colbert.ouse on lake michigan. >> totally normal. >> stephen: yeah. do you have any other photos from when i was thin? because i would love to get some of those. >> what are you talking about? stephen, you look exactly the same. >> stephen: so do you, suzy nakamura. >> take that back. >> stephen: you're my favorite-- you're my favorite guest of all time. all you have to do is that. ( applause ) here's the thing: i suspect-- >> now i'm trying. >> stephen: even though you and i have known each other for a long time, i have been told you have a bone to pick with me they knew nothing about. what is this bone, and pick away. what did i do? >> i was understanding amy sedaris, and you and i were in a scene, and we were facing the audience, and paul did something behind me. >> stephen: was it a written scene or an improv scene? >> no, i think it was written. >> stephen: okay. >> and paul either-- i meant to ask him this-- he either entered in a bear constitute or with a bear head on, and you started l
that skinny guy is stephen colbert.ouse on lake michigan. >> totally normal. >> stephen: yeah. do you have any other photos from when i was thin? because i would love to get some of those. >> what are you talking about? stephen, you look exactly the same. >> stephen: so do you, suzy nakamura. >> take that back. >> stephen: you're my favorite-- you're my favorite guest of all time. all you have to do is that. ( applause ) here's the thing: i suspect-- >>...
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>> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, america is slow! plus stephen welcomes dr. sanjay gupta, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: whoo! whoo! whoo! whoo! whoo-hoo! whoo! whoo! whoo! oh, my god! whoo! oh, my goodness! oh, i should not be this tired! hey, everybody! thank you! please, sit down! jon, good to see you. >> jon: yes! from a distance. >> stephen: joe, happy thursday. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) huh-oh, huh-oh. ( piano riff ) as you may have noticed, none of you are here right now. only people in the audience -- give a shot of this -- only people in the audience are some members of my staff. hi, guys. ( cheering ) i'm going to sit down over here. okay. ( piano riff ) how are you, jon? >> jon: i'm good. >> stephen: good. yeah, me, too. >> jon: how are you? >> stephen: i'm very excited to be doing a show tonight. >> jon: i actu
>> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, america is slow! plus stephen welcomes dr. sanjay gupta, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: whoo! whoo! whoo! whoo! whoo-hoo! whoo! whoo! whoo! oh, my god! whoo! oh, my goodness! oh, i should not be this tired! hey, everybody! thank you! please,...
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it's me, stephen colbert. fooled you.m home, i wanna tell you about another show. it's called "tooning out the news" coming to cbs all access. next week. it's an animated show, right now being made by animators working all night long from their homes. which is a great way to pass the time during quarantining. so let's take a look at tonight's quaran-toon! ♪ >> he spent a lot of time on twitter today boasting about the excellent television ratings his news conferences have received lately. >> we have monday night football type ratings, and that these are like bachelor finale. that's their end. >> okay, hold on. when i got into this relationship with president trump, it felt like we were out for the same thing, spreading coronavirus, but now he's talking about television ratings and it's just, like, is he here for the right reasons? is there just for ratings -- about ratings for him? is this an ego trip? i can't do this. keep your rose. >> i think i'll be fine. i have to take the positive and remember i'm a strong, independ
it's me, stephen colbert. fooled you.m home, i wanna tell you about another show. it's called "tooning out the news" coming to cbs all access. next week. it's an animated show, right now being made by animators working all night long from their homes. which is a great way to pass the time during quarantining. so let's take a look at tonight's quaran-toon! ♪ >> he spent a lot of time on twitter today boasting about the excellent television ratings his news conferences have...
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i'm your host stephen colbert!st of all,-- ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) you know what, let's start off the evening on a positive note, jon. happy martin luther king jr. day! ( cheers and applause ) beautiful day, beautiful day, beautiful day to celebrate. beautiful message to remember. both the president and the first lady noted the day on twitter. melania's tweet was short and sweet: "together we honor dr. martin luther king jr. #m.l.k. day." she really relates to dr. king's message, especially the part about wanting to be "free at last." ( laughter ) >> jon: oh, oh, my goodness! >> stephen: i think i heard. i don't know. it's what i heard. >> jon: yes, i heard that, too. >> stephen: the oddist thing about that tweet was the graphic she used, m.l.k. day. timely and factual. i'm being told we have a preview of the first lady's tweet for tomorrow. so trut >> stephen: in addition to this being m.l.k. day, it's also the third anniversary of trump's inauguration. ( audience booing ) january 20, 2017. i think
i'm your host stephen colbert!st of all,-- ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) you know what, let's start off the evening on a positive note, jon. happy martin luther king jr. day! ( cheers and applause ) beautiful day, beautiful day, beautiful day to celebrate. beautiful message to remember. both the president and the first lady noted the day on twitter. melania's tweet was short and sweet: "together we honor dr. martin luther king jr. #m.l.k. day." she really relates to dr....
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we are in in stephen colbert's house. for the next two weeks. we begin with this. the u.s. government is ramping up the response to the coronavirus. president trump last night signed into law a sweeping $100 billion relief bill. it guarantees paid sick leave, expands unemployment benefits and makes coronavirus testing free. >> the more we test, the more infections we find. in the u.s. it's topped 9400 and at least 152 people have died. let's get to david begnaud who is self-quarantining in his new york apartment. what have you got, david? >> tony, good morning. we hear so much about the numbers. we've been trying to focus on the stories behind the numbers. i want to tell you about a close n knit family from new jersey. they are regulars at sunday mass. but the virus has tragically affected them. at least six, six of them, have tested positive for covid-19 and three of them have already died. including 73-year-old grace fusco a mother to 11 and a grandmother to 27. at least three of the family members are still in critical
we are in in stephen colbert's house. for the next two weeks. we begin with this. the u.s. government is ramping up the response to the coronavirus. president trump last night signed into law a sweeping $100 billion relief bill. it guarantees paid sick leave, expands unemployment benefits and makes coronavirus testing free. >> the more we test, the more infections we find. in the u.s. it's topped 9400 and at least 152 people have died. let's get to david begnaud who is self-quarantining...
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welcome to my bathroom, i'm your host stephen colbert.'re watch ago very special social distancing edition of "the late show" or as i now call it, the lather show with scrubin' colbert. my first guest is mr. bubble followed by musical performance by the legendary duo head and shoulders. thanks, guys. now, if you will notice, i'm in my bathing suit, and i'm coming to you from a secret ultra-secure tub. i was going to use my rich person bunker but turns out guys from "parasite" are living there. very nice folks. the big story tonight is all you people. people all over america have hunkered down in their own houses to ride out the the coronavirus. the c.d.c. is saying this might go on for the next eight weeks. so get comfortable, and try to look on the bright side, you're finally going to get a chance to binge watch all that toilet paper you bought, and you better watch it, jack, because i'm coming for it. i did not plan well. the government -- remember them? the government is telling all of us to avoid human contact indefinitely. on behalf
welcome to my bathroom, i'm your host stephen colbert.'re watch ago very special social distancing edition of "the late show" or as i now call it, the lather show with scrubin' colbert. my first guest is mr. bubble followed by musical performance by the legendary duo head and shoulders. thanks, guys. now, if you will notice, i'm in my bathing suit, and i'm coming to you from a secret ultra-secure tub. i was going to use my rich person bunker but turns out guys from...
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>>> late show with stephen colbert tiing d by cbs >>ay is super tuesday. it is super tuesday because it could set the course for the rest of the democratic primary. >> we're counting down to the first votes on this super tuesday. >> super tuesday is now in full swing. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight: super news day! plus, stephen welcomes: anthony mackie. and susan glasser. with a special appearance by david alan grier. featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! how you doing, friend-o? ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody. how's it going? >> stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: good to see you. very nice. happy tuesday. happy tuesday. whoa! that's nice. ( cheers and applause ) thank you very much. thank you up there. thank you down there. welcome. welcome, one and all, ladies and gentlemen. welcome. welcome, my friends, to "the late show." i am your host, steph
>>> late show with stephen colbert tiing d by cbs >>ay is super tuesday. it is super tuesday because it could set the course for the rest of the democratic primary. >> we're counting down to the first votes on this super tuesday. >> super tuesday is now in full swing. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight: super news day! plus, stephen welcomes: anthony mackie. and susan glasser. with a special...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.avirus is all anyone's talking about, and i'll talk about it some more tonight in tonight's edition of "goin' viral." >> touch my body. >> stephen: there are now how many? over 900 confirmed cases of the coronavirus in 36 states, and one of the worst hit states is right here, new york. ♪ start spreading the flus ( applause ) much of the activity here has centered around suburban new rochelle, which has the largest cluster of these cases in the united states. well, this afternoon, we got a big announcement from new york governor and man who just heard someone cough, andrew cuomo. ( laughter ) governor qoam on announced plans to enforce a containment area for a one-mile radius around the center of the cluster. oh, what a clustersuck. ( laughter ) as part of the response, governor cuomo has called in the national guard. "national guard"? "containment area"? these are "family feud" answers for the question "name something you hear in a zombie apocalypse." ( laughter ) show me: "oh, god! he
i'm your host, stephen colbert.avirus is all anyone's talking about, and i'll talk about it some more tonight in tonight's edition of "goin' viral." >> touch my body. >> stephen: there are now how many? over 900 confirmed cases of the coronavirus in 36 states, and one of the worst hit states is right here, new york. ♪ start spreading the flus ( applause ) much of the activity here has centered around suburban new rochelle, which has the largest cluster of these cases in...
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i am your host stephen colbert.he world -- ( cheers and applause ) i love the energy in this room. i love the positive energy in this room because out there the world is on edge over an international emergency that threatens those who we hold most dear-- because oprah fell down! ( laughter ) it is truly the end times. just as it prophesies in the bible. "the day of the lord will come like a thief. the heavens will disappear with a roar, the elements will be destroyed by fire, and oprah will fall down. really sorry about that last one. i'm a huge fan." veimportanter here ---ropoprah is fine -- ( applause ) -- she's fine but she was in los angeles giving a speech when she took the tumble. >> so here's my definition of what wellness means to me. wellness to me means all things in balance. and balance doesn't mean all things are equal or at peace at all times. whoops! ( audience reacts ) >> oh! ( audience reacts ) >> stephen: oprah fell while talking about balance. whatever you do, oprah, don't give a speech about not f
i am your host stephen colbert.he world -- ( cheers and applause ) i love the energy in this room. i love the positive energy in this room because out there the world is on edge over an international emergency that threatens those who we hold most dear-- because oprah fell down! ( laughter ) it is truly the end times. just as it prophesies in the bible. "the day of the lord will come like a thief. the heavens will disappear with a roar, the elements will be destroyed by fire, and oprah...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.fter super tuesday-- also known as "old man wednesday." i'll tell you all about it in tonight's edition of-- >> i have a plan for that. >> i beat trump! >> i lost them all. >> they don't call it super tuesday for nothing! >> bing, bing, bong, bong. >> "fury road to the white house: 2020." >> stephen: it was a big night last night-- ( cheers and applause ) people are excited. people are excited. it was a big night last night for former vice president and only dental work that can be seen from space, joe biden. 14 states held primaries last night, and biden won ten of them, including states he was never expected to win, like texas. apparently, down there, he appealed to hispanic voters, because like many of them, his first language is not english. ( laughter ) this election year, polls show the top priority for democrats is which candidate can beat donald trump. and the american people looked over the field, and last night, they put their future in joe biden's hands. let's see the very f
i'm your host, stephen colbert.fter super tuesday-- also known as "old man wednesday." i'll tell you all about it in tonight's edition of-- >> i have a plan for that. >> i beat trump! >> i lost them all. >> they don't call it super tuesday for nothing! >> bing, bing, bong, bong. >> "fury road to the white house: 2020." >> stephen: it was a big night last night-- ( cheers and applause ) people are excited. people are excited. it was a...
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please welcome for his first stephen colbert interview, dr. sanjay gupta!you! won't you please. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) thank you-- thank you so much for being on here tonight. >> thanks for having me. i wish it were under, you know, better circumstances. >> stephen: me, too. appreciate it. but, you know, a good time to talk to dr. sanjay gupta. you're informing a lot of people over on cnn. i see you talking with anderson many nights. >> yeah. >> stephen: and you're a doctor, and you have a new podcast, called? >> "coronavirus: fact vs. fiction." >> stephen: okay, let's get into some of the fact versus fiction tonight. you talk on the podcast about the line between caution and panic. and that's certainly something we've talked a lot about here about, let's say, when to get rid of audiences, or how to do the show maybe without the staff in the building, so we try to keep people as safe as we can. where is that line? because that line seems to be kind of blurry right now. >> yeah, and i think it feels different for different people, and it ch
please welcome for his first stephen colbert interview, dr. sanjay gupta!you! won't you please. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) thank you-- thank you so much for being on here tonight. >> thanks for having me. i wish it were under, you know, better circumstances. >> stephen: me, too. appreciate it. but, you know, a good time to talk to dr. sanjay gupta. you're informing a lot of people over on cnn. i see you talking with anderson many nights. >> yeah. >>...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. big weekend-- ( cheers and applause ) big doings. first of all, i want to say to everybody here who works at the show and everybody out there watching happy 800th "late show" with stephen colbert." tonight is the 800th show. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: oh, my goodness! >> stephen: how many did we say we were going to do? okay, we're great. and a big weekend coming up for us. we're all, the whole gang, is going out to los angeles for the emmys, and we're going to have a good time. might run into donald trump out there. ( audience reacts ) i'll tell you why, he's out there panning for gold, okay. he had-- ( low piano riff ) ( laughter ) that was a big nugget of gold in there. >> jon: looking for a lot. >> stephen: he had fundraisers today in silicon valley and los angeles. but because he's so unpopular in california, the events were shrouded in secrecy. in fact, attendees at tuesday's event were not even provided with the address of the lunch. though, it is easy to find trump's lunch-- just follow the trail of ketchup packets and f
i'm your host, stephen colbert. big weekend-- ( cheers and applause ) big doings. first of all, i want to say to everybody here who works at the show and everybody out there watching happy 800th "late show" with stephen colbert." tonight is the 800th show. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: oh, my goodness! >> stephen: how many did we say we were going to do? okay, we're great. and a big weekend coming up for us. we're all, the whole gang, is going out to los angeles for...
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i'm your shows stephen colbert. folks -- ( cheers and applause ) i like that. thank you.on't know how you guys are feeling tonight, but i am staying positive -- not testing positive, just staying positive -- ( laughter ) staying positive.f isal. ( laughter ) ll will find you! ( laughter ) the coronavirus is still on everyone's minds, so don't forget to wash your minds. ( laughter ) i'll tell you all about it in tonight's edition of" goin' viral." ( cheers and applause ) book your cruise now! there are now over 600 cases in the united states. there were 500 when we rehearsed this two hours ago. ( laughter ) over the weekend, the c.d.c. posted some guidelines for people at risk of serious illness from the virus, including avoid crowds as much as possible. ( laughter ) okay. ( cheers and applause ) okay. >> jon: good advice. good advice. >> stephen: let's help everybody remember that. chant it with me! avoid crowds! avoid crowds!" avoid crowds! avoid crowds!" excellent. ( laughter ) here in new york, we have over 140 cases. that's the whole state. the whole state has 140 cas
i'm your shows stephen colbert. folks -- ( cheers and applause ) i like that. thank you.on't know how you guys are feeling tonight, but i am staying positive -- not testing positive, just staying positive -- ( laughter ) staying positive.f isal. ( laughter ) ll will find you! ( laughter ) the coronavirus is still on everyone's minds, so don't forget to wash your minds. ( laughter ) i'll tell you all about it in tonight's edition of" goin' viral." ( cheers and applause ) book your...
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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey. hey there, friendo, nice to see you! yeah. oh, yeah. oh, yeah! aaahhh, yeah. happy friday! >> jon: happy friday. >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: all right, there you go. nice. nice. look at us together! look at us together! me here with all my closest friends. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) it is friday! the friday audience. the friday excitement. the friday electricity. you cannot fake that! it has been a huge week in the democratic primary. there were some big presidential drop-outs this week, including former new york mayor michael bloomberg, seen here hunting down the staffer who told him he'd look more relatable in that shirt. ( laughter ) bloomberg spent a lot of money for very few votes, but he did leave a strong impression on one vital non-voting demographic: kids who saw his ads on youtube. one 13-year-old interviewed by reporters estimates he has seen "at least h
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey. hey there, friendo, nice to see you! yeah. oh, yeah. oh, yeah! aaahhh, yeah. happy friday! >> jon: happy friday. >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: all right, there you go. nice. nice. look at us together! look at us together! me here with all my closest friends. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen...
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i am your host, stephen colbert.h all the news about the coronavirus, i hope everyone's doing everything they can to stay safe. if you need information about how to stay healthy, don't ask donald trump, because we're learning more about the president's approach to wellness from former white house physician and man describing the size of trump's hoagie-- ( laughter ) ronny jackson. dr. ronny is evidently running for congress down in texas, and in a recent interview, he said one of his biggest regrets was not being able to establish the diet and exercise regimen he had planned for trump. really? that's the thing he regrets? ( laughter ) not being abusive to his colleagues or loosely handling prescription pain medications, or that one time he wrecked a government vehicle while drunk. look, i don't know if he's qualified for congress, but he's definitely qualified for the supreme court. ( laughter ) ( applause ) now, jackson says-- now, jackson did have one strategy to keep trump healthy. apparently he hid veggies in tru
i am your host, stephen colbert.h all the news about the coronavirus, i hope everyone's doing everything they can to stay safe. if you need information about how to stay healthy, don't ask donald trump, because we're learning more about the president's approach to wellness from former white house physician and man describing the size of trump's hoagie-- ( laughter ) ronny jackson. dr. ronny is evidently running for congress down in texas, and in a recent interview, he said one of his biggest...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. and it is-- ( cheers and applause ) --an historic day in an-merica, because today, the house of representatives formally sent articles of impeachment to the senate to begin the trial of donald j. trump. ( cheers and applause ) i've got all the details for you in tonight's "don and the giant impeach." >> they got me, they got me! ( laughter ) >> stephen: i like that little guy. this evening, nancy pelosi officially signed the articles of impeachment. and she celebrated by signing with pen after pen after pen after pen. okay, that one ran out of ink. that one, too? okay, let's try the next one. good thing she planned ahead. so important. once the articles were signed, the house's impeachment managers had to perform their first official duty, a ceremonial handoff between chambers, as house impeachment managers physically carry the articles across the rotunda in a high- profile procession. yes. they must initiate... the transfer of the articles. ( ominous music ) first, each member of con
i'm your host, stephen colbert. and it is-- ( cheers and applause ) --an historic day in an-merica, because today, the house of representatives formally sent articles of impeachment to the senate to begin the trial of donald j. trump. ( cheers and applause ) i've got all the details for you in tonight's "don and the giant impeach." >> they got me, they got me! ( laughter ) >> stephen: i like that little guy. this evening, nancy pelosi officially signed the articles of...
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colbert's show has been on hiatus because of the virus. the monologue aired before a rerun. >>> comedy icon mel brooks is finding the funny side of this unusual situation. >> mel and his son posted a video to promote social distancing. take a look. >> i'm max brooks. i'm 47 years old. this is my dad, mel brooks. hi, dad. he's 93. if i get the coronavirus, i'll probably be okay. if i give it to him, he could give it to carl reiner, who could give it to dick van dyke and before i know it i've wiped out a whole generation of comedic legends. do your part, don't be a spreader, right, dad? >> right. go home. go home. >> i'm going, i'm going. love you. >> go home. >> pretty effective. that video has been viewed more than 10 million times. you don't have to be a celebrity to bring joy to people during this crisis. >> a group in chicago called my block, my hood, my city, is helping senior citizens. they're delivering packages that include everything from food to soap to hand sanitizer. many restaurants across the country that have been forced to c
colbert's show has been on hiatus because of the virus. the monologue aired before a rerun. >>> comedy icon mel brooks is finding the funny side of this unusual situation. >> mel and his son posted a video to promote social distancing. take a look. >> i'm max brooks. i'm 47 years old. this is my dad, mel brooks. hi, dad. he's 93. if i get the coronavirus, i'll probably be okay. if i give it to him, he could give it to carl reiner, who could give it to dick van dyke and...
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. >> it's a late show with stephen colbert. tonight, cancel culture!ernor chris christie and musical guest nathaniel with jon batiste and stay homin'. and now live on tape from a safe distance, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: oh, hi. welcome to my perch up in the breeze. on monday, it was water. yesterday, it was fire. so today, it's "the light show with stephen colb-air." i'm also up here among the trees, because i read on facebook that viruses are afraid of stairs. they're like cows or donald trump. we have a new monologue for you tonight. the rest of tonight's episode was previously recorded in the before-times. the coronavirus crisis continues to be everywhere. after trump made a big deal about it not being in west virginia, last night we found out that west virginia is the 50th state to report a coronavirus case. so now we're all in this together. no red states or blue states-- just 50 anxious pale states. this is a crisis that we have to face together... by staying as far apart as possible. local governments all over america are placing restric
. >> it's a late show with stephen colbert. tonight, cancel culture!ernor chris christie and musical guest nathaniel with jon batiste and stay homin'. and now live on tape from a safe distance, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: oh, hi. welcome to my perch up in the breeze. on monday, it was water. yesterday, it was fire. so today, it's "the light show with stephen colb-air." i'm also up here among the trees, because i read on facebook that viruses are afraid of stairs....
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and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, hi there! ( cheers and applause ) fantastic. very nice, very nice. how lovely. how lovely to be with all of you. no place i would rather be in the world than with you people right now. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: so here we are. here we are. trump was not removed from office, which we never really thought he would be. so what now? wither the republic. some people fear that now there is going to be nothing to hold him back. trump unleashed, off the rail. "a," that's not a leash. it is just a really long tie. ( laughter ) and "b," there were never rails, not even those little bumpers they put in for kids to bowl-- nothing. so trump's not going to change. and this morning, trump began his toxic victory shamble at the most appropriate place for vengeance, the national prayer breakfast. ( laughter ) you know what they say: the prayer breakfast is the angriest meal of the day. trump,
and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, hi there! ( cheers and applause ) fantastic. very nice, very nice. how lovely. how lovely to be with all of you. no place i would rather be in the world than with you people right now. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: so here we are. here we are. trump was not removed from office,...
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. >> late show with stephen colbert is up next. >> thanks (cheering) - [announcer] the following is aaid presentation brought to you by tristar products incorporated. - hey everybody it's emeril with huge news. we're introducing an all new pro-grade appliance that now you can have at your home. so, get ready to kick it up notch. (cheering) - [announcer] we all loved fried foods, but we hate all the health problems that they can cause. what if you could make your favorite fried foods
. >> late show with stephen colbert is up next. >> thanks (cheering) - [announcer] the following is aaid presentation brought to you by tristar products incorporated. - hey everybody it's emeril with huge news. we're introducing an all new pro-grade appliance that now you can have at your home. so, get ready to kick it up notch. (cheering) - [announcer] we all loved fried foods, but we hate all the health problems that they can cause. what if you could make your favorite fried foods
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no colbert just when we need more laughs.hat one thing that, you know, helps us survive which is humor, it's be a tough loss. howie: cnn put this out for tonight biden-sanders debate. the podiumses are 6 feet apart in accordance with cbs guidelines. so many encouraging staffers to work from home, it's affecting our lives not to mention the kids in schools and all of that, how much could that change our approach to coverage or the tone of the coverage because it seems more serious when you're affected? griff: of course, what you want news organizations to do is to go to place where is the stories are happening. in this case the story is happening in the self-quarantined and we were talking off the air, it may be technology saves us a little bit on my phone as do many reporters and allow me and i've done this in the field record where i am. the cost of what that does in terms of not getting information firsthand accounts, be eyes and ears to the public, i don't know. howie: things have changed and the white house and understand
no colbert just when we need more laughs.hat one thing that, you know, helps us survive which is humor, it's be a tough loss. howie: cnn put this out for tonight biden-sanders debate. the podiumses are 6 feet apart in accordance with cbs guidelines. so many encouraging staffers to work from home, it's affecting our lives not to mention the kids in schools and all of that, how much could that change our approach to coverage or the tone of the coverage because it seems more serious when you're...
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and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: hey! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: good to see you! there you go! ( audience chanting ) >> stephen: there you go. a busy night. a busy night here. spring is in the air. nice to see you, chris. welcome to the late show. i'm stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) another candidate has dropped out of the democratic race. and we're getting a clearer picture of america's future and it looks a lot like america's past. ( laughter ) i'll give you the latest in tonight's edition of ♪ >> i have a plan for that. beat trump. corn pop was a bad dude! aaahhh! bing, bing, bong, bong. >> fury road to the white house 2020! >> come on! ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) >> stephen: folks, i'm afraid i have sad news for fs of competence, because friend of the show, elizabeth warren has dropped out of the presidential race. ( audience reacts ) the one-time frontrunner, warren made the classic campaign mistake of being able to finish a
and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: hey! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: good to see you! there you go! ( audience chanting ) >> stephen: there you go. a busy night. a busy night here. spring is in the air. nice to see you, chris. welcome to the late show. i'm stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) another candidate has dropped out of the democratic race. and...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. the 2020 election-- ( applause ) everybody is excited. you know why, jon? it's because the 2020 election is finally under way. >> jon: it's going. >> stephen: yeah, today was the new hampshire primary. so after a year of campaigning, we only have nine months to go. ( laughter ) i'll give you all the latest in tonight's edition of... >> i have a plan for that. >> a progressive agenda. ( horn beeping ) >> you're a lying dog-faced pony soldier. >> i think they will end up being the losers. >> fury road to the white house, 2020. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: steyer is cut, man. steyer looks good. >> jon: he got cut. >> stephen: now, we taped the show before the polls closed today, so we don't know who won in new hampshire. or iowa. but-- ( laughter ) we know the results from the midnight primaries held in towns like dixville notch. dixville notch, of course, a tiny hamlet on the border of taintown trench, next to grundleton, penis township, and munchbutt canyon. ( laughter ) the dixville notch primary had msnbc's brian williams pretty e
i'm your host, stephen colbert. the 2020 election-- ( applause ) everybody is excited. you know why, jon? it's because the 2020 election is finally under way. >> jon: it's going. >> stephen: yeah, today was the new hampshire primary. so after a year of campaigning, we only have nine months to go. ( laughter ) i'll give you all the latest in tonight's edition of... >> i have a plan for that. >> a progressive agenda. ( horn beeping ) >> you're a lying dog-faced pony...
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>>> monday night, jackson state team manager thomas lee got to play in >>> late show with stephen colbertle announcer: the following program is sponsored by mercy ships. they're desperate. children and parents line up by the thousands for a chance to get the surgery that will save them. many have suffered for most of their lives, living in the shadows. they've been outcast, shunned, treated as subhuman. children with painful burns or
>>> monday night, jackson state team manager thomas lee got to play in >>> late show with stephen colbertle announcer: the following program is sponsored by mercy ships. they're desperate. children and parents line up by the thousands for a chance to get the surgery that will save them. many have suffered for most of their lives, living in the shadows. they've been outcast, shunned, treated as subhuman. children with painful burns or
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we're ghcoming to you again fro the home of the "late show with stephen colbert" because the broadcastter where cbs is located is temporarily closed out of an abundance of caution. stephen and his entire team, the ep who used to be here with us, for lending us their home while they're on hiatus. he said you guys are really practicing social distancing. it's one, two, skip a few, on your desk which i thought was funny. we are. we're taking it very, very seriously. glad to be here. very glad to be here. >>> we will be answering your questions on the coronavirus throughout the broadcast but we begin with where we stand today. this is the track of cases just this week. there are now more than 14,000 reported cases in the u.s. nearly quadruple the total on monday. the death toll has climbed to at least 205 people. >> california is now under a statewide stay-at-home order. the first state to take that step. here's what governor gavin newsom had to say last night. >> there's a recognition of our interdependence that requires of this moment that we direct a statewide order for people to stay a
we're ghcoming to you again fro the home of the "late show with stephen colbert" because the broadcastter where cbs is located is temporarily closed out of an abundance of caution. stephen and his entire team, the ep who used to be here with us, for lending us their home while they're on hiatus. he said you guys are really practicing social distancing. it's one, two, skip a few, on your desk which i thought was funny. we are. we're taking it very, very seriously. glad to be here. very...
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you said something recently on stephen colbert -- >> tulsi gabbard, i think. >> tulsi gabbard as wellon colbert that people should hear, people who don't watch. >> have you interviewed all the candidates? >> everybody except for biden and klobuchar. >> okay. >> are they avoiding you? >> yes, i've got it on good authority that biden's black surrogates do not want joe biden to come on "the breakfast club". >> why? >> i have no idea. it goes back to what i said, joe biden owes black people his political life, you know what i'm saying, so don't disrespect that base by not showing up, especially when, you know, all your other former opponents did, but i definitely got it on great authority that a lot of the black surrogates around him don't want him to come on "the breakfast club" for whatever reason. >> we reached out to the biden campaign for a response to that. they haven't gotten back. >> his black surrogates haven't gotten black to you, craig. >> here's my question. >> he was going to send one of his surrogates last year. >> wait a minute, not even surrogates come on the show? >> no.
you said something recently on stephen colbert -- >> tulsi gabbard, i think. >> tulsi gabbard as wellon colbert that people should hear, people who don't watch. >> have you interviewed all the candidates? >> everybody except for biden and klobuchar. >> okay. >> are they avoiding you? >> yes, i've got it on good authority that biden's black surrogates do not want joe biden to come on "the breakfast club". >> why? >> i have no idea....
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charm, charisma, >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next just >> thanks for watching. dennis, i've really enjoyed the fire side chats we've had the past few nights. keep it up. >> it's quite lovely looking there. i want to go to dennis' cabin when this is over! it looks likes a (cheering) - [announcer] the following is a paid presentation brought to you by tristar products incorporated. - hey everybody it's emeril with huge news. we're introducing an all new pro-grade appliance that now you can have at your home. (cheering) - [announcer] we all loved fried foods, but we hate all the health problems that they can cause.
charm, charisma, >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next just >> thanks for watching. dennis, i've really enjoyed the fire side chats we've had the past few nights. keep it up. >> it's quite lovely looking there. i want to go to dennis' cabin when this is over! it looks likes a (cheering) - [announcer] the following is a paid presentation brought to you by tristar products incorporated. - hey everybody it's emeril with huge news. we're introducing an all new...
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. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is ne .sponsored by cbs >> we're talking about the coronavirus, covid-19, and, of course, all the things people are recommending you do to stay safe to try to avoid it, right, avoid handshakes. there's a new one making the rounds in china called "the wuhan shake." >> okay. >> and this is how they are shaking hands in china. >> by foot. >> by foot. >> "the late show" center for disease control presents: safe greetings. ♪ ♪ ( laughter )
. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is ne .sponsored by cbs >> we're talking about the coronavirus, covid-19, and, of course, all the things people are recommending you do to stay safe to try to avoid it, right, avoid handshakes. there's a new one making the rounds in china called "the wuhan shake." >> okay. >> and this is how they are shaking hands in china. >> by foot. >> by foot. >> "the late show" center for disease...
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just enter rudy colbert was taken to a local hospital in oklahoma city. where he tested positive for coronavirus. players from both teams remained quarantined in their locker rooms. earlier this week he made light of the virus by putting his hands all over reporters microphones. all the reporters potentially have to be tested. what is the effect from all of this? nba season postponed for now. what about the rest of the sports. major league baseball the nhl the ncaa tournament tips off next week. 68 teams are all players clean? >>> you have people coming in stadiums. who knows where they have been? players have been exposed to a number of sports. >>> how do they control this without stopping everything? >>> the ncaa tournament said the games will be played in empty arenas. that was going to be the plan for the warriors tomorrow night. until a player contracted the virus. what happens when the ncaa player contracts the virus? >>> who knows who he has been around and when he contracted the virus? >>> a lot of people complained this is media hype and fake new
just enter rudy colbert was taken to a local hospital in oklahoma city. where he tested positive for coronavirus. players from both teams remained quarantined in their locker rooms. earlier this week he made light of the virus by putting his hands all over reporters microphones. all the reporters potentially have to be tested. what is the effect from all of this? nba season postponed for now. what about the rest of the sports. major league baseball the nhl the ncaa tournament tips off next...
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. >>> we will >>> the late show with stephen colbert is ne . (inspiring music) - [narrator] the bay area is a golden destination for people who love delicious food, outdoor fun, and healthy living, but are you missing out
. >>> we will >>> the late show with stephen colbert is ne . (inspiring music) - [narrator] the bay area is a golden destination for people who love delicious food, outdoor fun, and healthy living, but are you missing out
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. >>> the late show is stephen colbert is next. >> continue streaming on cbsn bay area, have a good night. >> (inspiring music) - [narrator] the bay area is a golden destination for people who love delicious food, outdoor fun, and healthy living, but are you missing out on life's simple joys, hindered by chronic dental issues?
. >>> the late show is stephen colbert is next. >> continue streaming on cbsn bay area, have a good night. >> (inspiring music) - [narrator] the bay area is a golden destination for people who love delicious food, outdoor fun, and healthy living, but are you missing out on life's simple joys, hindered by chronic dental issues?
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consider donating plaza or plasma and that would contain antibodies to fight the virus and utah's rudy colbert and kevin mitchell and also kevin durant are three of several players who tested positive for the virus and all have reported feeling no symptoms or the have recovered and this is the future of the nba. this guy lives in fullerton and this video was uploaded by his mom and watch as he makes basket after basket after basket, the whole video is 45 seconds and in that time he makes eight baskets without missing one. >> president trump is now extending the national guidelines for social distancing and coming up we will tell you the staggering projection from the coronavirus task force and how it is influencing decisions made at the white house. also a warning if you live in san francisco, the latest scam where people go door to door using the coronavirus to get into your house.>> here is where george the bay area premier libel local 7 pm newscast on ktvu plus. >> it happened very fast.>> family in oakland morning today after a beloved grandmother dies from covid 19 within just a couple of
consider donating plaza or plasma and that would contain antibodies to fight the virus and utah's rudy colbert and kevin mitchell and also kevin durant are three of several players who tested positive for the virus and all have reported feeling no symptoms or the have recovered and this is the future of the nba. this guy lives in fullerton and this video was uploaded by his mom and watch as he makes basket after basket after basket, the whole video is 45 seconds and in that time he makes eight...
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sanjay gupta isn't busy enough, he was on colbert last night. >> he was.audience. >> that's why they weren't laughing. it wasn't because sanjay wasn't funny, because he's freaking hilarious, but no one there to laugh. >> it is last new original episode of colbert for a while. all the late night shows are going dark because you don't have a studio up aaudience, thew isn't as fun. >> they decided no mas, after sanjay, what do you do after sanjay? >> look who's here! >> you're everywhere. brian, thank you. >> thank you. >> show stopper. >> thank you very much, brian. all week we have been asking you to send in your questions about coronavirus. so cnn chief medical correspondent dr. sanjay gupta is back to answer some of them. hi, sanjay. >> hey. >> how are you? >> good to see you again. >> nice of you to show up. here is from amy in piedmont, california, can you ask dr dr. sanjay about potential permanent lung damage from the virus? >> this is a good question. we have been saying 80% of people will be totally fine, recover no problem, 15% to 20% more serious.
sanjay gupta isn't busy enough, he was on colbert last night. >> he was.audience. >> that's why they weren't laughing. it wasn't because sanjay wasn't funny, because he's freaking hilarious, but no one there to laugh. >> it is last new original episode of colbert for a while. all the late night shows are going dark because you don't have a studio up aaudience, thew isn't as fun. >> they decided no mas, after sanjay, what do you do after sanjay? >> look who's here!...
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jimmy fallon, seth meyers, stephen colbert, all going dark.s morning, stephen colbert tweeted -- "i wish i could stay on stage to share this uncertain moment with you, but i don't do this show alone and i have to do what's best for my staff." >> yep. concerts also getting hit. grammy award-winner billie eilish the latest to postpone concert dates. pearl jam postponed the summer tour, coachella and stagecoach tour festivals postponed. this is going to continue. we'll be right here with you every minute with the facts. see you back here monday morning. thanks for joining us. i'm poppy harlow. >> i'm jim sciutto. "at this hour with kate bolduan" starts right now. >>> hello, everyone. i'm kate bolduan. thank you so much for joining me. america, you are on hold. life is disrupted. and in many parts of the country, shutting down. here are the latest numbers to keep you updated. more than 1,600 cases of the coronavirus across 47 states and d.c. the impact of that
jimmy fallon, seth meyers, stephen colbert, all going dark.s morning, stephen colbert tweeted -- "i wish i could stay on stage to share this uncertain moment with you, but i don't do this show alone and i have to do what's best for my staff." >> yep. concerts also getting hit. grammy award-winner billie eilish the latest to postpone concert dates. pearl jam postponed the summer tour, coachella and stagecoach tour festivals postponed. this is going to continue. we'll be right...
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. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, going down in flames!al guest rachael and vilray.
. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, going down in flames!al guest rachael and vilray.
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>>> monday night, jackson state team manager thomas lee got to play in >>> late show with stephen colberty is super tuesday. it is super tuesday because it could set the course for the rest of the democratic primary. >> we're counting down to the first votes on this super tuesday. >> super tuesday is now in full swing. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>> monday night, jackson state team manager thomas lee got to play in >>> late show with stephen colberty is super tuesday. it is super tuesday because it could set the course for the rest of the democratic primary. >> we're counting down to the first votes on this super tuesday. >> super tuesday is now in full swing. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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. >>> late show with stephen colbert is next. >> thank you for watching, news continue following is a paid advertisement for the teeter fitspine. - hi, i'm roger teeter, and believe me, i truly understand your back pain. in my 40's i wrecked my back. on worst days i could hardly get out of bed. i had to crawl hands and knees into the shower to get hot water on my back, just to be able to stand up. nothing really worked
. >>> late show with stephen colbert is next. >> thank you for watching, news continue following is a paid advertisement for the teeter fitspine. - hi, i'm roger teeter, and believe me, i truly understand your back pain. in my 40's i wrecked my back. on worst days i could hardly get out of bed. i had to crawl hands and knees into the shower to get hot water on my back, just to be able to stand up. nothing really worked
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. ♪ >>> the late show is stephen colbert is next. >> continue streaming on cbsn bay area, have a goodtioning sponsored by cbs >> announcer: we have breaking news. the ncaa is indeed canceling its men's and women's basketball tournaments over coronavirus fears. >> march madness has been canceled. instea from home. sullivan's got the ball, looking for an open man! i'm open! >> jordan's open! he's passing! he's passing! still passing! ( ringing bell ) passing more and jordan's got the ball! and he takes the shot! >> from downtown! not in my house! rejected. whoo! >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen col
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. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> thanks for watching. the news continues streaming on cbsn bay area. have a good night. (male announcer) up next, how would you like to get the celebrity secret for ageless skin? (female announcer) find out how in this paid presentation for meaningful beauty. (male announcer) as cindy crawford unveils her newest youth activating breakthrough. (female announcer) and watch what happens when cindy invites grey's anatomy star ellen pompeo to try the evolutionary secret
. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> thanks for watching. the news continues streaming on cbsn bay area. have a good night. (male announcer) up next, how would you like to get the celebrity secret for ageless skin? (female announcer) find out how in this paid presentation for meaningful beauty. (male announcer) as cindy crawford unveils her newest youth activating breakthrough. (female announcer) and watch what happens when cindy invites grey's anatomy star ellen...
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>>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> thanks for watching.aming on cbsn bay area. have a good night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> in addition, carry hand sanitizer around with you. it needs to be about 60% alcohol. it will be effective in killing these germs. >> so i would definitely have some alcohol-based hand sanitizer above 60% alcohol content. >> you might have a problem finding hand sanitizers. there are some spot shortages being reported at drugstores like cvs, even some wal-marts. >> hi, i'm bill everclear. over 100 years ago, my grandfather delmont everclear distilled his first batch of 19. he never intended it to have any positive benefit to society. everclear was mostly used to haze college freshmen and make molotov cocktails. but thanks to the coronavirus,
>>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> thanks for watching.aming on cbsn bay area. have a good night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> in addition, carry hand sanitizer around with you. it needs to be about 60% alcohol. it will be effective in killing these germs. >> so i would definitely have some alcohol-based hand sanitizer above 60% alcohol content. >> you might have a problem finding hand sanitizers. there are some spot shortages being reported at...
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have as much harder and that's my research and found of all the networks to sound the alarm about colbert 19 and misinformation that soundbite was on fox news it definitely is quite ironic news has been a steady source of misinformation about. the provirus peddling the idea that it's no big deal i feel the more i learn about this the less there is story i want the same thing i'm so the irony is not lost that fox is calling against misinformation while spreading. it will be difficult to understate the fox news factor in america's misinformation problem fox has taken a similar approach to the way it covered other white house scandals like russia and the subsequent impeachment hearings downplaying the seriousness of all ukraine impeachment saga pouring arctic wonder stan apparently goes on for attacking trump's critics as politically driven sham show and applied it to a public health emergency having so many people listen to one massive source for information it's going to have that sort of bubbles through people that you know are connected to their in proximity to are still going about thei
have as much harder and that's my research and found of all the networks to sound the alarm about colbert 19 and misinformation that soundbite was on fox news it definitely is quite ironic news has been a steady source of misinformation about. the provirus peddling the idea that it's no big deal i feel the more i learn about this the less there is story i want the same thing i'm so the irony is not lost that fox is calling against misinformation while spreading. it will be difficult to...
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stephen colbert is on hiatus. that's lucky for us.nother week. >>> the numbers from the coronavirus are staggered. more than 35,000 cases in the u.s. and more than 470 deaths. this time last week there were about 3700 reported cases. that's a jump of about 830%. >>> the outbreak is hammering the economy. is that rights may try t pas democratedec a prior versn saying it did too little to protector workers and too much to help corporations and the rich. meanwhile the white house has authorized national guard callups in three of the hardest hit states california, washington, and new york. governors will give the troops their assignments but the federal government will foot the bill. >>> cbs news medical contributor david agus has been in contact with the white house about the coronavirus. he joins us to discuss the federal government's response and getting enough medical supplies to tackle the virus. i'd like to begin with the possibility of an anti-body test to tell if the virus has been in somebody's system. how would it work and why m
stephen colbert is on hiatus. that's lucky for us.nother week. >>> the numbers from the coronavirus are staggered. more than 35,000 cases in the u.s. and more than 470 deaths. this time last week there were about 3700 reported cases. that's a jump of about 830%. >>> the outbreak is hammering the economy. is that rights may try t pas democratedec a prior versn saying it did too little to protector workers and too much to help corporations and the rich. meanwhile the white house...
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. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> thank you for watching the captioning sponsoredrun out of hand sanitizer. you may have heard about that. well, here in new york state, the governor has announced the state will make its own hand sanitizer. governor andrew cuomo says prisoners will produce about 100,000 gallons a week. >> new york is making their own hand sanitizer? that's wicked lame, kid. sowe're making our own. tell them, markey. >> listen, kid, boston's got the best sports teams, the best grinders, and now the best hand sanitizer. introducing "boston hand sanitizer." >> yeah, kid. its ingredients are as follows: clam chowder and a six of sam adams lager. >> sammy! >> totally, bro. >> this sanitizer puts new york
. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> thank you for watching the captioning sponsoredrun out of hand sanitizer. you may have heard about that. well, here in new york state, the governor has announced the state will make its own hand sanitizer. governor andrew cuomo says prisoners will produce about 100,000 gallons a week. >> new york is making their own hand sanitizer? that's wicked lame, kid. sowe're making our own. tell them, markey. >> listen, kid,...
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. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next just >> thanks for watching.'ve really enjoyed the fire side chats we've had the past few nights. keep it up. >> it's quite lovely looking there. i want to go to dennis' cabin when this is over! it looks likes a spa! captioning sponsored by cbs ( cheers and applause ) >> every major-- that's a nasty fly. ( laughter ) i don't like those suckers! i don't know about you and new mexico, but i'm... ( buzzing ) >> hey, sorry, i'm late. what are we doin' today? >> another rally, same as usual. have a good shift. ( buzzing ) >> tell you what, we love our hispanics. get out and vote. because we have a better chance of defeating him if there's a ren!
. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next just >> thanks for watching.'ve really enjoyed the fire side chats we've had the past few nights. keep it up. >> it's quite lovely looking there. i want to go to dennis' cabin when this is over! it looks likes a spa! captioning sponsored by cbs ( cheers and applause ) >> every major-- that's a nasty fly. ( laughter ) i don't like those suckers! i don't know about you and new mexico, but i'm... ( buzzing ) >> hey,...