i am a stephen colbert. tonight, we'll be taking a look back at the biden/harris administration's first 100 days in office, in what we are calling: "the more you joe." ♪♪ so, how is pops joe doing? well, the associated press counted 61 campaign promises for his first 100 days. out of those, he's completed 26 of them, partially completed 32 of them, and hasn't started at all on just three. 58 out of 61 in 100 days. shouldn't be surprised. we all knew how he loves to multitask. the biggest issue for the country since the inauguration continues to be the covid-19 pandemic. but biden didn't wait until he was in office to start working on it. on december 29, he said this -- >> i've laid out three challenges for our first 100 days. one of them is ensuring that 100 million shots have been administered by the end of the first 100 days. >> stephen: the other two challenges before he got into office were "draw up a stimulus bill," and "find out why that shirtless freak with the horns is taking pictures of the capitol

i'm stephen colbert.e got great news for you, and even better news for me: on june 14th: "the late show with stephen colbert" will return to the ed sullivan theater! hell, yes! i cannot wait to say things that are that happy and then hear people cheer or boo or belch i'm not picky at this point. let her rip! this is not going to be some socially distanced smattering of a few people. we are returning with a full, vaccinated audience. of course, vaccines have long been required at the ed sullivan theater, ever since the deadly 1964 outbreak of... beatle-mania. that's so soon. so soon! i was telling chris just a moment ago, i remember may of 2020. you said when do you think we'll be back in? i said ). -- i said, june of 2021. that was over a year out at that point. i can't believe we made it. it's only 21 more days. 21 more days from tonight, the ed sullivan theater will be packed with folks like you, the ones who made this reopening possible by staying safe, thinking about your fellow citizens, and getting

stephen colbert on "the colbert report" was hypocrisy. >> like any good newsman, i believe that if you're> the fact that colbert was able to choose the ironic opposite position of what you should really feel about the topic and then use comedy to then convey that to you is really, really, really difficult. >> and that brings us to tonight's "word." truthiness. >> the first show he did that very famous word on truthiness. >> we are divided between those who think with their head and those who know with their heart. >> it wasn't something that he had worked on forever. written in a couple of hours that day. >> and what about iraq? if you think about it, maybe there are a few missing pieces to the rationale for war. but doesn't taking saddam out feel like the right thing? >> if i had to pick a moment when late night comedy became a little more of what i call resistance comedy where you're like, okay, you're going to know where i stand on these issues, was at the white house correspondents dinner when stephen colbert confronted george w. bush. >> thank you, ladies and gentlemen. >> that momen

stephen colbert."ht: arresting development. plsa and tamika d. mallory featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater office building in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome to "a late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, hold that phone. stop what you're doing. leave the bread in the oven and the kids in the bath. because we have some huge breaking news, from 24 hours ago, because new york attorney general letitia james released a memo yesterday announcing that the investigation of the former president's organization is now exploring possible criminal conduct. oh, yeah. he is going down! no question about it, brother! i'd bet everything i own, including this t-shirt that says, "it's mueller time," and my other other t-shirt that says, it's impeachment time," and my other other t-shirt that says, "it's second impeachment time." "this time we're not wasting our time." ( laughter ) this criminal investig

unfortunately colbert found out much later. well he was back home with no restrictions and no charges. they are still you know, conducting. their review, but i would say my wife and i are certainly puzzled by that. and colbert is getting overwhelming support from his colleagues in government at a town newsletter declaring zero tolerance. colbert insists he won't let one man's actions define him or the town he was elected to serve racists. and people who hold those type of irrational and hateful attitudes. they're everywhere. i think more important is how does the community respond to that? colbert has now been granted a restraining order against wealthy and he is taking precautions. julie the da's office has not said when it will decide on charges deborah villalon reporting live for us tonight, deborah. thank you. the chp is investigating a freeway shooting in the south bay where at least one person was shot on south bound 8 80. it happened about 2 30 this afternoon at the montague expressway off ramp in milpitas. video from th

i'm happy for the colbert fans and for the colbert team.his is good. >> gayle, this is so exciting. on june 14th, these doors will open and welcome some 400 audience members. something that hasn't happened since march of last year. >> it's stephen colbert. >> reporter: this is the stephen colbert we remember from before the pandemic. a host who loved getting up close and personal with his studio audience, even once graciously accepting an emerald ring. >> it's emerald quarters, so -- >> oh, okay. >> when the pandemic forced much of broadway to go dark, the ed sullivan theater did, as well. >> as you may have noticed, no one is here right now. the only people in the audience right now are some members of my staff. hi, guys. >> the broadcast felt so different. colbert and his staff changed the name from the "late show" to a "late show." after a brief hiatus, colbert was the first late-night host to return to the airwaves, broadcasting from his bathtub. >> you're watching a very special social distancing edition of the "late show," or as i now

. >>> late show with stephen colbert set to become the first network late night show to bring back ave studio audience. >> on june 14th, the ed sullivan theater in new york will open its doors to open 400 fully vaccinated audience members. colbert loves getting up close and personal with his audience, but when the pandemic forced broadway and much of new york for that matter to go dark in march of 2020, so did the late show. it wasn't long before colbert was back on air, although the only people in the audience were a few staff members. colbert even did a broadcast from his bathtub. >> you're watching a very special social distancing edition of the late show, or as i know call it, oh man... let's get you to this moment. is that it? yep, that's it. of relief... [joyfully laughs] protection... in... hope.. thaan g to all t you didn't know you were waiting for. let's get it... together. so we can be together. let's get to immunity. now's your moment to get vaccinated. ♪ look... if your wireless carrier was a guy, you'd leave him tomorrow. not very flexible... not great at saving... you

in a statement colbert would only say he is looking forward to doing shows again for an audience he can smell and touch.>>> all staffing crew members will continue to be tested for the virus on a regular basis. and a covid 19 compliance officer will be on hand to monitor and enforce all health and safety protocols. >>> watched the late show with stephen colbert right here right after the kpix5 news at 11. >>> if you miss browsing library shelves listen up. san jose has tended to reopen libraries today. 25 libraries have been closed for 14 months. seven of them reopened today. includes adam rock evergreen and west valley branch libraries. libraries his switch to pickup services these past few months. but now people can go inside to browse. >> we are very excited about being able to go in and browse like we used to. very excited to bring the kids in the family soon. we would use a program where you can request and pick up. that was always nice. we missed actually browsing. >> the library branches are all opening at 50% capacity. >>> a shortage of essential swimming pool chemical could put

what am i, korean super group dg last n's tapg of "the late show with stephen colbert," he said juneweek cbs said colbert will return to taping his show in front of a studio audience at the ed sullivan theater june 14th. he's been doing his show without an audience since the pandemic began. >>> coming up on "cbs this morning," former olympian caitlyn jenner joins us in studio 57 to talk about running for governor of california and why she thinks she can take on the job. >>> i'm anne-marie green. this is the "cbs morning news." need better sleep? try nature's bounty sleep 3 a unique tri layer supplement, that calms you helps you fall a sleep faster and stay a sleep longer. great sleep comes naturally with sleep 3 only from nature's bounty hi sabrina! hi jen! hi. so you're the scientist here. does my aveeno® daily moisturizer really make my dry skin healthier in one day? it's true jen. really?! this prebiotic oat formula moisturizes to help prevent dry skin. impressive! aveeno® healthy. it's our nature. with voltaren arthritis pain gel, my husband's got his moves back. an alternative t

. >> announcer: it's "a late show with stephen colbert."us stephen welcomes billy crystal and tiffany haddish and musical guest the black keys featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater office building in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome to "a late show." it is friday, and i am stephen colbert. i hope you and your loved ones are safe tonight. and by "loved ones," i mean "the stuff you buy," because our country is facing nothing short of a stuff-maggedon. this week, we had panic buying of gas, chicken, and dipping sauce, and now we're now getting word that household goods, including toilet paper, are once again facing supply problems. toilet paper shortages again? this is like groundhog day, but punxsutawny phil! and that's not all, because the u.s. economy is seeing shortages of used cars and rental cars. well, that rental car thing could be my fault. i always buy the insurance, and then instead of returning it to the airport, i drive it off a cliff. furni

colbert loves getting up close and personal with his audience, but when the pandemic forced broadway for that matter to go dark in march of 2020, so did the late show. it wasn't long before colbert was back on air, although the only people in the audience were a f m didishtub. you're watching a very speciaistancing edition ohow, o as iw cl it, >>> late show with stephen colbert is next. >> dennis (dramatic music) ♪ (stu) i really can see the difference. i can see this hair coming in. i have hair on my head. i can brush my hair now. within two months, i've gotten my hair back. it's just like a second chance on life.

i'm your host, stephen colbert. it is a big day for america, because after years of agonizing wait, finally, j. lo and ben affleck are back together! nature is healing! at last, someone can make my movie: "batman vs. gigli." this time, nobody wins. oh, another thing happened yesterday. we learned that the prosecutor in the former president's criminal probe has convened a grand jury. boo-yah! grand jury! cable news, tell us why the grand jury was empaneled. >> there's a lot we know and don't know. >> stephen: thanks for that analysis, jim. dana bash, can you be a little more spefic?t things. >> stephen: but we do have some evidence that a crime was committed, right, daniel goldman? >> there is some evidence that a crime was committed. >> stephen: awesome. by whom? >> we don't know who-- by whom. >> stephen: okay, no biggee. go on. >> we don't know what the crime is. >> stephen: so, we don't know who, what or why. looks like a case for the cbs classic: maybe something happened, she conjectured. but, clearly, we know w

i'm your host, stephen colbert.said it would never happen again, but ladies and gentlemen, we are live right there after joe biden's first address to a joint session of congress. because of the pandemic, the night was a bit odd. first, biden didn't mention low- flow toilets once. second, everything else. bidewas first esident to deliver the speech in front of a mask-wearing audience. if you don't count bill clinton's last state of the union, whose theme was "eyes wide shut." because of social distancing, the audience was way smaller than usual. the number of attendees, usually 1,600, was paired down to only 200. still 200 people is more than watched the oscars. because of the limited number in the audience, most tickets were distributed by lottery. democrats pulled names out of a hat, while republicans used white power ball. because most of the cabinet did not attend, there was no designated survivor" this year. that's too bad that's usually the only way to find out that the secretary of labor is marty walsh. by the

i'm your host, stephen colbert.ht, ladies and gentlemen, i am laser focused on the biggest story today, which is from yesterday, which is that three weeks from now, on june 14, "the late show" is coming back to the ed sullivan theater in a triumphant return we're calling "the late show vax in action: an immunity theater production of the state of reunion, with a live body-ody-audience!" i am so excited. and, apparently, so are you, because last night, at 11:40, tickets went live on our website, and we got over 20,000 requests in the first 20 minutes. 1,000 clicks a minute! what am i, korean super-group bts? no, but they are my guests tonight. love. ( laughter ) so, while we're already sold out for june, scientists are predicting a surge of other months later this year. so if you're fully vaccinated, go ahead and bookmark this link for tickets, and come watch the show in person. the first two rows will get ponchos, because i will be openly weeping with joy. now, i'm not the only one spreading the news about me. this

i'm stephen colbert. for get good it's great to be back in the audience-free former storage room that has become my life. i've missed you, six foot ceilings and deafening silence. we've been off for a week, but you know what never stops? the g.o.p.'s purge of anyone who dares question the former sir eats a lot. case in point president, g.o.p. conference chairwoman and only person noticing the zombies breaching the barricade, liz cheney. cheney is a hard-right conservative, but she was also one of only 10 republicans who voted to impeach the ymca-hole. as a result, magaheads want to oust cheney from her leadership position in the house, and that drive just got the support of house minority leader and guy watching his ex-wife set fire to his model trains, kevin mccarthy. last week, mccarthy got caught saying this about cheney on a hot mic that he definitely knew was on: >> i think she's got real problems. i've had it with-- i've had it with her. you know, i've lost confidence. >> stephen: what happened to t

i'm your host, stephen colbert. folks, i'm feeling pretty free and breezy, because pandemic restrictions are lifting, and signs of normal life are returning everywhere you look. especially if, like me, you've got a google alert for hot celebrity threesomes! because the story i'm all over tonight is this steamy menage-a-wha? with oscar-winning director taika waititi, pop singer rita ora, and actress tessa thompson! which, as the daily beast put it, is the threesome that has kicked off slutty summer. first of all, i hope this is not slutty summer shaming daily beast. what three sexy celebs choose to do in full view of cameras is their business-- and now, thankfully, ours. second, i'm all about being fully vaxxed and fully waxed for some summer fun. in fact, keep an eye out for my own tabloid expose: "stephen colbert's ice cream one-some kicks off steamy sticky summer." what brought these three together? apparently, they were in australia shooting waititi's upcoming superhero film, "thor: love and thunder." after a pro

>> stephen colbert.s like, can he do this? >> he can do whatever he wants. >> stephen: an honor. >> thanks, this is so much fun. >> stephen: thank you. madam first michelle, thank you for joining me. >> thank you, stephen. it's a pleasure. ( laughs ) >> stephen: for more information about the "pass the love" campaign, you can visit wafflesandmochi.org. thank you, michelle! we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ deposit, plan and pay with easy tools from chase. simplicity feels good. chase. make more of what's yours. >> stephen: james corden is next. good night. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> let's call evie. >> stephen: how are we going to break it-- >> let's call her. >> stephen: let's call her, and. >> well, it's good to see you. >> it's good to see you. thank you for calling. have you guys had fun? >> yeah. >> stephen: yeah, we have! >> yes. i don't want to go home. that's why we're calling. >> stephen: she got more baskets than her husband did. >> i got two. but, $9,000! for p.h.a., so. >> stephen: yes! >> wow! >> stephen

i'm your host, stephen colbert.vie is here. and also, for the first time in 14 months, i will have an actual in-person guest tonight-- john krasinski, who's here to talk about his new movie, "a quiet place 2." he's come to the right spot, because for the last year, there has been no quieter place on earth than this room. i've got to tell you, there's nothing like telling a joke and then hearing your own heartbeat. anyway, thank you for being here! >> it's so good to be here. >> stephen: thank you for being in the second chair. when they said, do you want to have john krasinski be your first live in person guest, i said, sure, that would be great. and evie said, what are you talking about? >> that's right, back off, buddy. >> i could feel the competition. there's a wall of tension. >> stephen: exactly. we were going to sit you in that chair, and she's obviously a lady, she said ( bleep ), thas my chair. that's my chair. krasinski can get in the rumble seat. >> i haven't seen a switchblade since 1976, and she pulled o

i'm your shows stephen colbe colbert -- your host stephen colbert. it's my birthday. evie is here. she has the cake balls. those are called cake balls, aren't they? what are those called? what would you call those? throw me a cake ball. throw me a cake ball, come on. come on. >> all right. >> stephen: thank you very much. cake ball. mmm. mmm. mmm. ( smacking ) thatotdon this monologue at all. these are delicious. from little daisy? >> little daisy -- >> stephen: oh, my god. the c.d.c. gave us a gift, allowed us to stop wearing masks go we learned the great news this afternoon from the c.d.c.'s dr rochelle walensky: >> today, c.d.c. is updating our guidance for fully vaccinated people. anyone who is fully vaccinated can participate in indoor and outdoor activities, large or small without wearing a mask or physical distancing. kiss- litelly 'cuz we'rei could both vaccinated. dr. walensky continued with her goodness. >> if you are fully te things you stopped doing because of the pandemic. >> stephen: oh, hell, yes, i'm finally going to hatch godzilla versus congress the way it was mea

. >>> stephen colbert will soon be geingis wish.st time in more than a year, the late show with stephen colbert will tape shows in front of a full audience at the theater. the show will return on june 14th with audience members having to show proof they've been vaccinated. face masks will be optional. the theater holds 400 people. since the pandemic started, colbert has produced more than 200 episodes without a live audience. >>> and tony-award winning music hadestown is also making plans to return. it will be the first show to open on broadway since the pandemic shut shooters last year. our musicals such as "hamilton," "wicked" and "the lion king" earlier announced they would return on september 14th. >>> superheroes are making a comeback, too. we're getting our first look at the upcoming marvel movie "eternals." >> should never been feared until now. ♪ >> the movie will introduce us to characters who have been in the comic books since 1976, but have lived on earth for centuries. among the stars are angelina jolie and salma hayek,

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>>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. >>> thank you for watching. news streaming on cbsn bay area. have a great captioning sponsored by cbs captioning sponsored by cbs >> mayor bill de blasio and actor lin-manuel miranda score a new vaccination site in the new broadway theater district, specifically for members of the theater industry. >> we want to gather again and we want to tell stories in the dark. we cannot do that if we don't feel safe and if you don't feel safe, so the first step in that process is getting our vaccination shots. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> announcer: it's "a late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, get your vax straight. plus stephen welcomes daniel kaluuya and musical guest lucyyl appearance by taylor swift, in human. and now, live on tape from ed sullivan theater office building in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome to "a late show." i'm your host stephen colbert. i don't know if you noticed, but i consider myself a comedian. technically, our emmy category is, comedy, variety talk

. >> announcer: it's "a late show with stephen colbert." tonight: plus stephen welcomes former first lady michelle obama, with a special appearance by seth rogen. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater office building in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: oh, hey. you just caught me jamming. welcome-- that's all we do is jam in here between shows. welcome to "a late show." you know who i am? i'm your host, stephen colbert. folks, i have a fe pep in my st. there are so many hopeful signs that, at long last, america may be emerging from the pandemic. people are walking around outside without masks, this weekend families were able to come together safely for mother's day, and bennifer is back! nature is healing. oh, and there's more good news on the horizon. and i'll give you the latest in tonight's "the vax-scene." ♪ get your vaccine and don't get sick! ♪ go get your vaccine don't be a dick! ♪ just roll up that arm show off your pecks! ♪ no need for alarm no microchip! ♪ let's go

i'm your host, stephen colbert.e we get started tonight, a little housekeeping note: stay back! the gasoline is mine! if you want it, you have to fight me! or barter. i'll accept gold, sheep, or females. or female sheep. because america is in the grip of an old-fashioned, post-apocalyptic gas panic! people are lining up all over the east coast to fill their tanks with the sweet go-go-juice! let's be clear, the united states has a lot of gas. all of this stems from friday's cyberattack that disabled the colonial fuel pipeline, leading to temporary shortages and more than 10,000 closed gas stations. even worse, it made tesla owners even more insufferable. "i only go to the gas station for wiper fluid." ( laughter ) because people freaked out, the pumps are now running dry. in north carolina alone, 65% of gas stations are without fuel. but they still have plenty of hot dogs goin' on that little roller ride, last-minute camping jerky, and penis pills called "tiger stallion thunder force "x" for him." again, america isn'

i'm your host, stephen colbert. folks, we broadcast this show from new york city, from a storage closet in the ed sullivan theater. but that storage closet itself is inside a large area i like to call "reality"-- a place our republican brothers and sisters have chosen to no longer inhabit, especially when it comes to the 2020 election. their lie that it was stolen and the inevitable aftermath: the january 6 capitol riot. one refugee from reality is house minority leader kevin mccarthy, seen here auctioning off his integrity. to investigate the capitol riot, nancy pelosi has, for months, ta bipartisan commission, similar to the 9/11 commission. mccarthy demanded that republicans have equal representation and equal ability to subpoena witnesses. well, last week, the democrats said, okay. and today, kevin mccarthy announced that he opposes a bipartisan commission on the capitol riot. there you go. motto for 9/11 was "never forget." for january 6, the g.o.p.'s going with "fuggedaboutit." make no mistake, mccarthy oppose

>> announcer: it's "a late show" with stephen colbert! >> tonight, needle mania! plus stephen welcomes anthony hopkins and florian zeller, and senator mazie hirono, featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater office building in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: welcome to "a late show," everybody. i'm your host, stephen colbert folks, i am incredibly excited for tonight's show. i get to talk to anthony hopkins in a little bit. and i'm going to talk a lot about chris evans' penis-- not with anthony hopkins. separately. but the thing that's got me most excited is what is happening 179.98 million miles away, on mars. it's time for (echoing) "space news: martian chronicle!" mark your calendar, folks. red letter day. because this morning, at 3:34 eastern time nasa's ingenuity mars helicopter succeeded in its historic first flight, making it the first aircraft in history to make a powered, controlled flight on another planet. 117 years after kitty hawk, wef! and as a tribute to the wright brothers, "ingenuity"

i'm your shows stephen colbert. we have got a great show for you tonight.we have a great show for them? we do have a great show for you tonight. anthony mackie's here, we're doing a meanwhile, but most impressively, i will be joined by our very own jon batiste who won an oscar last night whoo! and looked good doin' it. along with his collaborators atticus ross and trent reznor, jon took home an academy award for best original score for pixar's "soul." >> thank you to my parents, suleika for your support and love, coming here with me. we flew on the plane, first time in a year. my parents took me around clubs in new orleans when i was 10 years old. put me in piano lessons. ms. shirley william. (laughs) ha-haaa! just so much-- so much has happened, this moment is a culmination of a series of miracles. that's what every conversation with jon batiste islike. by the way, it is, ha-ha! whn t.ngor some miracles.tisaidl of us, the greatest accomplishment of the last year was washing our sweatpants once a month. ( laughter ) six months. i will eventually wash them.

. >> reporter: the deputy who pulled colbert over was a trainer. was fired over this and similar stops says the la paz sheriff's office. we reached out to the deputy for comment, got none. >> it was never about the air freshener. >> reporter: so colbert did not back down. >> so when this all goes through and you see i'm good and you see that i don't got nothing and you see that i'm legit, what happens? i just go about my day? you just wasted 30 minutes of my time and you just -- so i'm going to definitely -- who's your sheriff? >> my last brush with a deputy, i was definitely going a few miles too fast, and he just pulled up next to me the next light and said, dude, slow down. has something like that ever happened to you? >> yep. i don't hate cops. i hate the bad ones out there that's doing wrong by us. but the good ones that's fighting the good fight with us, you know, thank you. >> reporter: and, don, phil colbert did get a financial settlement from the la paz county sheriff's department where a new sheriff is now in charge. and he told us that c

most prestigious architecture event opens its doors to day after being postponed last year, due to colbert 19 more than 100 architects and studios are taken part in the dentist. and now its title, this year is how will live together exploring the issue of coexistence and a post pandemic world. taiwan has reported another rise and domestically transmitted colbert 19 cases. after months of keeping the pandemic under control, the island is dealing with a surge and infections. now, one is under a heightened state of alert, with people asked to stay at home. and many venues. shots. leaders from the g 20 group of industrialized and emerging nations have held a virtual summit aimed at improving global access to corona virus. vaccines. producers pledged billions of doses to low and middle income countries by the end of next year. the european union also promised to boost domestic vaccine production in africa to reduce dependence on imports. the vaccine ro, like speeding up across the european union in italy, more than 30 percent of the population has already received the 1st bus in countries like

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i'm your host, stephen colbert. beautiful weekend here in new york.an 80% chance of hope, thanks to the vaccine. and i'll catch you up on all the good news in tonight's "the vax-scene." (boy band singing) ♪ oooh oooh ♪ ♪ and this is what i'll do ♪ ♪ quick shot to your arm now ♪ ♪ i wanna vax you up ♪ ♪ quick shot to your arm now ♪ ♪ and this is what i'll do now♪♪ >> ste need to have a definite ending. 2021 has seen huge progress on covid. president biden's stated goal was for 70% of adults to receive at least one dose by july 4th. and if we don't make that goal, he's just gonna mass-vaccinate with m-80 big bang blasti-bodies as of saturday, nearly 60% of adults had received at least one dose, and according to the latest "axios-ipsos-little debbie's swiss rolls poll," 75% of respondents said they either had gotten the vaccine or were likely to get it. this restores my faith in americans. given the choice, only a quarter of the population has chosen plague. according to the poll, people are feeling better emotionally, possibly because , 59% of americans

week, back in office, in march of 2020, was the same week that slovenia confirmed its 1st case of colbert 19. and the pandemic has turned out to be a handy little pretext for the prime minister to clamp down on the press. listening posts. flo phillips, now on the antis young shot, and his self proclaimed war with the meeting. oh, sure. who are you streaming girls? my have a lot of experience with serious threats. and i've been placed on the police protection many times. but the threats i received last march when nothing like anything i've experienced before the quality of a 30 march 2020, to virginia, like the rest of europe, is going into lockdown. and like journalists across the continent, like gaga is scrutinizing his government's response to the pandemic. he publishes an investigation into something called crisis h q, a secretive, seemingly unconstitutional government body set up by the libyan prime minister to coordinate the countries of iris strategies. for some fanatic on the very same evening that i published my investigation by minister janish on shot me of being a lawyer on twit

the corona vargas continues to spread rapidly in india, official said, nearly 4000 people died with colbert 19, and 24 hours. more than 240000 new infections were reported. many were in rule areas where public health services are limited and already overstretched. india is the world's 2nd worst effect the country. at least 21 people were killed when extreme weather descended on an ultramarathon in northern china. hail freezing, rain and high winds hid competitors, taking part in the 100 kilometer event through a mountainous region. authorities deployed hundreds of rescuers to find runners caught up in the storm. or recent photo of princess latifah, who's been missing since 2018 may have surfaced in dubai. she's sent, she's being held captive in the villa by her father. shake mohammed ben rashid. i'll like to. but he for us, father is the ruler of dubai. and the head of government, of the united arab emirates, hundreds of firefighters in greece have been battling the country's 1st major blaze of the season in the mountains and nature conservation area, west of athens. experts warn of a huge

a corona virus continues to spread rapidly in india. officials say nearly 4000 people dined with colbert 19 inches 24 hours. more than 240000 new infections reported numbers or surging, especially in rural areas were public health services are limited. overall, india is the world's 2nd worst effect. the countries surpassed only by the united states. hundreds of firefighters in greece have been battling the country's 1st major blaze of the season in the mountains, a nature conservation area west of athens. first warn of a huge ecological disaster. the wildfire broke out on wednesday night. the military and congo says a major city threatened by a massive lieutenant or russian has been spared. they say molten lava that was streaming toward goma came to a stop. just a few 100 meters from the city limits. authorities had urged go, was 2000000 residents to evacuate after mountaineer are gone, go arrested for the 1st time in almost 2 decades. but many accused them of responding to late after thousands had already fled into neighboring rwanda. the flowing love made this road impassable. when mou

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. >>> the former first lady michelle obama sitting down with stephen colbert. >> you look over that guy and say why did i do this. i don't even remember. but it comes full circle. and you think all your kind of cute. that is where we are. look at you and your little golf out. >> you can catch the entire interview tonight on the "late show" at 11:00 p.m. >>> all month long we are celebrating our bay area graduate just take a look at these seniors. congratulations danielle. you can send a photo to us at kpix.com . ♪ look... if your wireless carrier was a guy, you'd leave him tomorrow. not very flexible. not great at saving... you deserve better — xfinity mobile. now, they have unlimited for just $30 a month. $30! and they're number 1 in customer satisfaction. his number? delete it. i'm deleting it. so break free from the big three. switch to xfinity mobile and get unlimited with 5g included for $30 when you have xfinity internet. attention, california. new federal funding of $3 billion is available to help more people pay for health insurance — no matter what your income. how much is your

"the late show" with stephen colbert announced it will return to regular shows june 14th but only foronly they can get ticket. >> we can go together. >> that would be awesome. >> same for "the tonight show" and jimmy fallon has had a limited audience since march which has made for some interesting moments. >> i'll hold this out to you. we've got to be six feet away. don't mess around. david, this is great. stay there, and i'll just hold this. it's for covid reasons i think. >> clearly that works well. >> the good news is they are going to pack the house starting early next month and jimmy kimmel hoping to have a live crowd sometime in june so we can just make the rounds. >> let's do that, but i must say i have really enjoyed stephen colbert has been broadcasting from his attic and his wife has been making cameos. i'm going to miss that. i like the kind of peeled-back version of all of this. >> maybe there's a way to keep some of that peeled-back magic when they go back to the studio. >> because i bet they like the unplugged version also. i mean, jimmy fallon did it with his kids hangi

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you have been on stephen colbert, of whom i'm a great fan. now this is really cool.st, and also seth meyers." and i just thought it was so cool that you mentioned us as well meant the world to me. i would have been -- because my feelings would have obviously been hurt if it was sort of exclusive to stephen >> you are anticipating. look, there's going to be a show about the book you assumed that i was going to just put both of you in competition. i like to keep thing these separate >> seth: well, this is true. i want to talk about this as well the book is, we just found out today going to be a television show is that something you thought possible when you were first sitting down to write it >> no. i mean, look, i was surprised somebody finally published it. so getting a tv show in this century is awesome but no, i love television, as you know and i'm just very excited that working title and universal are excited about doing it with me >> seth: i feel like one difference between this visit to you on our show, and previous times is your backdrop now seems very professi

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