test colbert/corden 6956 test colbert/corden 6956 test colbert/corden 6956 test colbert/corden 6956 test6956 do you think any of us will look back in our lives, and regret the things we didn't buy? ♪ ♪ ♪ or the places we didn't go. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪+++ath0 ♪ stack that cheddar, make it melt. ♪ ♪ cook it up, stretch it out. ♪ ♪ we're breaking the mold. ♪ ♪ estado dorado. ♪ ♪ shining like gold. ♪ ♪ estado dorado. ♪ ♪ vive en el estado dorado live in the golden state ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. folks. my guest tonight is america's favorite astrophysicist and the director of the hayden planetarium at the museum of natural history. please welcome back to "the late show," neil degrasse tyson. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) always a pleasure. always a pleasure. neil, good to see you again. >>ing with, thank you! over there on the band, too. >> stephen: oh, come on. give it up for the band. ( cheers and applause ) jammin'. i was shaking everything backstage. i just couldn't stop moving because the sound moves through the walls. i'm with you on that

what are we making today. >> we're making colbert diesel oreo brownies. >> stephen: colbert diesel whathen: i'm absolutely ready. have i melted chocolate. that is always a good start. >> first we start with the egg. >> stephen: how many eggs do you need. >> all of them. >> stephen: all of them, watch, this one hand crack, look at that. >> oh, show off. >> stephen: come on, baby. >> all right. >> stephen: one hand crack, no idea how much shell i'm putting in there. >> so we stir this until it gets flufery b three minutes. >> stephen: should i turn it up, is that as fast as it goes. >> you're interrupting. >> stephen: three minute says long time on a late night show is all i am saying thark say long time. hold on. >> one minute 45,. >> stephen: i got some of my shell in there. it is like car wheels on a graph el road. now listen s this, we are doing, brownies, is that the diet for an elite athlete. >> three minutes, i'm not an elite athlete, i'm retired sir. you take this, right here, and could you pour that in. >> stephen: pour this in here, not too hot, but it is going to cook the eggs

>> let's make some colbert diesel brownies. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: colbert diesel brownieshaq's family style" is on sale tomorrow, but stick around! we're going to cook with chef o'neal! we'll be right back with mayim bialik, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) under district attorney gascón, i prosecuted car break-ins. all repeat offenders, often in organized crime rings. but when chesa boudin took office, he dissolved the unit and stopped me from collaborating with the police on my cases. now home and car break-ins are on the rise because repeat offenders know they can get away with it. chesa boudin is failing to do his job. there's a better way to keep san francisco safe. recall chesa boudin now. ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome back! to the show. from the commercial break. hope you had a good one. folks, you know my guest-- my next guest tonight from her roles in "the big bang theory" and "blossom," and as the new host of "jeopardy!" she's now making her directorial debut with the film, "as they made us." >> mr

i am your host, stephen colbert. and we, right now-- is this true?have this right-- we are almost five weeks into russia's three-day conquest of ukraine three-day conquest of ukraine, and while putin's monstrous war against the ukrainian people continues to grind on, there have been some interesting developments in the peace talks taking place down in istanbul. here's one thing: to signal their willingness to compromise, the russians have just announced they will sharply reduce military activity near kyiv. an area where-- and i'm sure this is just a coincidence-- they are getting their ass handed to them by the ukrainians. ( applause ) in a related story-- nothing to do-- ( applause ) in a related story from march madness, after losing to north carolina, st. peter's has announced they will sharply reduce basketball activity near the final four. ( laughter ) so, anyway, the peace talks continue, and today we saw a few signs of progress, including ukraine's proposal for a 15-year process of negotiations about the status of crimea. now, that's very clev

>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: plus, stephen welcomes: alexander skarsgard and musical guest jack white featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: wooo! some shiny pants, man!dy! welcome, welcome, one and all to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) adies and gentlemen, it's 4/20. and you know what that means. that's rifht, it's national lima bean respect day! that's right! the world's most respectable edible! today's all about getting baked... beans. remember, you don't have to like lima beans today. but you damn sure better respect them. you take off your hat when you eat that bean, mister! beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you salute! ( laughter ) ( applause ) now... i'm serious. as we always do on this solemn day, let's take a look at the official lima bean respect day timeline. as you can see, in the 1500s, li

former comedian stephen colbert mocked peter ducey. he thinks he should be like brian stelter and just give by than shelter. be deduced he was trying him to clarify what he meant when he said that russia would respond to a chemical attack in kind. like when we say not speak, lik he didn't get hit in the head with a bowling ball. but for stephen colbert, asking the big guy he puts seriously threatening chemical warfare, was that has over the line is that kennedy's car. >> president biden cold pressed him for that he was asked if ridiculous question fight a ridiculous man, fox news reporter and that one kid in high school who wears a suit to gym class, peter ducey. >> would use a chemical weapon used by prussia would trigger a response in kind. >> it will share a significant response. >> what does that mean? >> i'm not going to tell you. by what i tell you. >> that i tell you about slapping is never the answer. that fox filed a one-time exemption. >> that's certainly a change from the stephen colbert a gastric your party at the problems

. >> trevor: first things first, you were on-- you were on stephen colbert's show yesterday, weren'thter). >> trevor: huh. >> yeah. >> trevor: and stephen colbert, he said today he tested positive for covid, yeah? >> yeah, yeah, he did. we may or may not have made out. things got blurry after the show. no, i, yes, i was on stephen colbert's show last night and i'm tested pos-- (laughter). >> trevor: you were saying? >> i have tested negative, extremely negative three times today so i should be fine but this is probably a good idea. >> >> trevor: oh yeah. >> let's make this a very awkward first date. >> trevor: this is my first time being in this situation, yeah, this is nice, like putin's table when he talks to people. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, that is what this is. >> trevor: let's figure out what we're doing. >> i am as in-- . >> trevor: this is like long-range, welcome to the show. >> thank you for having me. >> trevor: this is my first socially distanced interview, we've got the vibe going on, congratulations on the movie. >> thank you. >> trevor: first of all, i love vikings. i love-

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert!ers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: wooo! you got to find the extra gear. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome, one and all to "late show"." i am your host, stephen colbert. happy friday, everybody! happy friday to you all, my friends. it's a big day for many of the world's religions. right now, it's good friday, the start of passover, and we're also in the midst of ramadan. so, happy rama-good-pass-adan-over-day to you all! ( applause ) it reminds me of that classic joke: a priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar, then walk right out, because they're supposed to be at church, seder and/or fasting. the last time the abrahamic religions all celebrated major festivals on the same day was over 30 years ago. so... 2020? ( laughter ) for those celebrating easter ( applause ) that takes a minute. for those celebrating easter, congrats on making it through lent. traditionally, many catholics use lent as a time to abstain from all meat except fish. in fact, mcdonald's says 25% of

colbert is next. >> have a great night. >> good nigh captioning sponsored by cbs >> maga rapper kurt jantz-- a.k.a., forgiato blow-- has released a new song called "matt gaetz." this comes as gaetz remains embroiled in an ongoing sex trafficking investigation. >> child prostitutes. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: and remembering gilbert gottfried. plus, stephen welcomes: claire foy and paul bettany and musical guest, bright eyes. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hello, jon. boom! good to see you. good to see you, friends. what's going on? happy wednesday. hello, louis. hey! thank you, everybody. so kind. there you go. welcome. hello, jon. >> jon: hello! >> stephen: good to see you, my friend. welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) you know what? you know what that is? that is a wonderful sound to hear happiness i this room because because new york city has been on

. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, not okay tv. plus stephen welcomes james mcavoy and musical guest arlo parks, with a special appearance by jane krakowski. featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) thank you for being here!go anu eing her iah.what's going on?( nting ste) >> stephen: hey! thank you, ladies and gentlemen! ( piano riff ) whoo! thank you very much. thank you, thank you, my friends. thank you very much! welcome! welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your shows stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) folks -- five weeks? five weeks tonight. tonight marks five weeks since the start of russia's failed invasion of ukraine. remember, the so-called military experts not just here but around the world all predicted putin's forces would conquer kyiv in less than three days. there are a lot of reasons it's going so terribly. the russian troops, they have no clear purpose. the troops are

i am your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) thank you, father. please. you, padre. folks, i gotta say, i feel young today. as i do every day, because i wear makeup. but even more so because, earlier today, president biden welcomed a special guest to the white house: former president barack obama, who got a standing ovation. ( cheers and applause ) that must be nice. wish i knew what that felt like. then, hopefully, they locked the doors to keep him in. he can come out after the midterms. this is a pretty big moment, actually, because obama was back in the white house for the first time in five years. he was there to promote obamacare and get that pack of smokes he forgot in the lincoln bedroom. ( whispering ) don't tell michelle. obama opened his speech memorably: >> vice president biden-- vice president-- ( laughter ) that was a joke! >> stephen: it's funny, i'm not sure if i buy that was a joke. i think he went up there, and the first thing he said was a gaffe. he and biden have more in common than we thought. obama explained that this was an unusual d

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he's taken on stephen colbert. stephen colbert has given up comedy.e song, here is joe rogan talking about what he seize on late night television. i used to think stephen colbert was funny. now i see him and it's cringe. the vaccine song was strange. i want to be in the meeting when they pitched that. brian: he's become a democratic pundit because he wants to be accepted by the left wing. >> i want to tune into late night tv to laugh. it's a political show, not a comedy show. gutfeld is beating him week after week. >> let's talk about something that can help me. >> put your phone down for one hour a day, and you will find yourself less angst, more satisfied with life and more likely to work out. you don't night, but you would probably work out even more. brian: you climb a tree to stay fit in upper and lower body. you will see your family and engage with the world. brian where can't we do a study on our own. >> put your phone down and talk to people and you will be a happier guy. brian: during a third career. you were a politician, you were a reality

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: oh, hey! you are perfect everywhere. ( band playing ) >> stephen: what's up? good to see you. good to see you. what's going on? happy... happy monday! happy monday! ( audience chanting stephen ) >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you. you're too kind. please. please, have a seat, my friends. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) it is-- it is-- it is monday-- unless you're chris rock, because i'm pretty sure he got slapped into next week. ( laughter ) now-- ( rim shot ) thank you! that's really early-- that's really early in the monologue for a rim shot. thank you. now, for those of you who missed it, last night, chris was presenting the oscar for best documentary, and he made an unflattering joke about jada pinkett smith that her husband, will smith, apparently did not like. what makes me think that? this. >> oh, wow! wow. will smith just smacked the (

the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> vendors continue streaming on cbs news bay area. have a grea captioning sponsored by cbs >> together again at the white house, former president barack obama returns today for the first time since he left office. >> president obama and president biden appearing together side by side. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> in 2014, two men took on a viral outbreak, russian aggression, and an increasingly fringe right-wing opposition party. and now... >> tracking another new variant. >> they're going to have to do it... >> putin's invasion of ukraine. >> ...all over again. >> like, like, like nude, and takiking peyote oror something.. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> this spring, the boys are back in town, and they're about to find out nothing has changed. sarah palin is still a thing. tom brady isis still a t thing. anand the queen n is still alivs of the time of this reporting. 2014:2. starring joe biden as president, barack obama as former president, and this guy returning to his iconic role... >> trump's social media app "truth social" has failed to gain traction. >> ...as

i'm your host, stephen colbert.if you've been-- ( cheers and applause ) folks, if you've been paying attention to the news this week, i'm so sorry. ( laughter ) because there is now a mountain of evidence that russia has engaged in a series of brutal war crimes. so, in response, today, the united states announced new sanctions on russian financial institutions and individuals. good! i hope it makes a difference. but at this point, there are so many sanctions on russia, we might run out of places to put them. we'll have to start sanctioning them in the multiverse! ( laughter ) they're going to have to block transactions with russian banks that are in the dimension where spider-man is still tobey maguire. ( laughter ) the latest package will, among other things, ban all new investment in russia. well, you got to. otherwise, their soaring economy is an irresistible cash magnet. ( laughter ) before the war started-- ( laughter and applause ) before-- ( cheers and applause ) before the war started, i was ready to put all

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i'm stephen colbert.umber one story in the world continues to be vladimir putin's deranged onslaught against the ukrainian people. and the only bright spots are thanks to the resilience and ingenuity of the ukrainians. take a listen to how ukrainian soldiers are scaring russian forces with drones: >> what they would do? they would take a commercial drone with a camera and camouflage it to look like something out of the worst "terminator" movie. >> stephen: that's incredible. they can pick a worst "terminator" movie? three-way tie thing. three-way tie. not the original or the sequel. absolutely not. he continued: >> then, they'd fly that drone around the place where, you know, where the russian soldiers are. so, what would you do if you're a russian soldier and you see something that belongs to skynet? you run. where do you run? you run to your mama. because you don't have your mama, you run to your base. that way they lead us to their bases and no camouflage works against that, and then our artillery, jus

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welcome one and all to the late show, i'm your host, stephen colbert. (applause) did you have a lovely weekend? i i hope you had a wonderful holiday weekend. this one was extra special, because it was easter, passover, ramadan, and a full moon. so it was extra busy time for interfaith werewolves. over at the white house they celebrated today with the first easter egg roll since the pandemic started. it's so nice we can gather again, and watch the children safely have their egg race, while we gamble big money on fan duel. let's go pink jacket if i don't come on pink jack elevator, if i don't pay the easter bunny, he's gonna take my thumbs. pink jacket, get your head in the game c'mon go baby, go baby go run for the roses, come on. (applause) now, i owe a lot of money. i owe a lot of people a lot of money, jon. president biden gave a speech during the event, and he called out the guest of honor: >> it means so much to see and hear the children and all the families show up to be here today; the joy, the laughter, and the occasional- at least with my young

. >> it's the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, thank you-- and stephen welcomes hugh laurie. and musical guests idols. features jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city it's stephen colbert. (cheers and applause). >> stephen: there you go. (cheers and applause) thanks, everybody, welcome one and all in here, out there, down there, to the late show. i'm your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, it was a beautiful day here in new york. and folks, the city that never sleeps rested a bit easier last night, because yesterday the n.y.p.d. arrested subway shooter suspect frank james after it got -- (applause) , feels nice, you don't have to worry about your kids on the subway. they arrested him after they got a tip on its crime stoppers hotline. you know the number! s s s s 800-588-2300 s crime stoooop. that is not the number. whoever made the call is a hero, who stands to receive up to $50,000 in reward money. unfortunately, it was unclear who alerted the police, be

colbert tweeted he is feeling fine and fully boosted. he thanked fans for their well wishes adding quote, this just proves i will do anything to avoid interviewing jason bateman. >>> the boy just got beat up by mike tyson. >> the video everyone is talking about. a passenger takes a flurry of punches from the former heavyweight champion, mike tyson, on a plane at sfo. what was it about? it depends on who you ask. >> reporter: we have seen a lot of bad behavior on planes in the last few years, this fight on a plane here at sfo is getting extra attention because it involved one of the most well known fighters in the world. >> reporter: mike tyson was punching a plane passenger in this video obtained by tmz sports. >> mike, mike, come on. >> reporter: on board a jet blue flight from san francisco to fort lauderdale just before take off. >> got lit. he is here rapping with tyson. >> reporter: a man named george was behind tyson when the fist started flying. >> mike, mike, come on. >> reporter: george was bloodied and looked less than pleased.

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the state that union claims that there was a stopping crisis long before colbert and that there is not a nursing shortage. but there's a shortage of jobs in which nurses feel valued. and faith congresswoman john chicago ski has been working on federal legislation to protect nurses since 2004. you know we hear that sometimes from the hospital. there's this big nursing shortage. no. there is only a shortage because there is not the ability of nurses to go back to work safely and to protect their patients as well. it's predominantly nurses who are at the forefront of the vaccination campaign. billions of them still out there working despite an environment that remains fall from ideal to many. it's a calling as much as a profession. i really have come to the point where i, i, i don't think that there is any other place that i would want to be ah, but there are situations and days at work where i think, i don't know if i can keep doing statistics. indicate the pandemic could be waning, but the scars remain for the millions that have lost family or friends and pull those web held the hands o

i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( applause ) folk, i know... are a lot of reasons people watch this show, but i know, first and foremost, you come for our rock-bottom prices. ( laughter ) every episode of "the late show" is 100% free! as long as you keep buying whatever our advertisers are selling. ( laughter ) of course, these days, a lot of that stuff is getting pricier, because the new inflation numbers came out today, and prices have jumped a whopping 8.5% since last march. 8.5%! that means no more splurging at the grocery store. instead of milwaukee's best, it'll have to be, waukesha's ehhh? ( laughter ) which is, let's face it, not that much worse. ( applause ) ehhh. ehhh. how bad is this? these inflation rates are the highest since 1981. and keep in mind, back in 1981, things were so expensive, your cereal bowl to double as your hat. ( laughter and applause ) you had to crack what whip. you had to whip inflation now. you had to whip it good. overall, the items hit hardest by rising prices are food, shelter, and gasoline. so you shouldn't

be on his show and colbert lightly trying to stay on tv, uh-uh. guy on my show and i spoke to his agent his manager and producer and colbert's like, oh, ra he will? and then he put it on his poor band member. is it him? no it's you. he it's like i guess i'll do it then. can't cancel me look who i got coming up. it's bad and sad but they should expect it when your ratings are like 40. but now you have to put it behind a pay window? nobody hates themself that much >> greg: that's true. you know, dagen, i do think that getting chris wallace was an attempt on get younger viewers to capitalize on his fresh, good looks, his edginess and his undeniable sex appeal. >> dagen: yes. musical talent, too? >> greg: i've watched a lot of his work over the years. >> dagen: great, great >> greg: amazing. >> dagen: i will spend stupid money on stupid [bleep]. i can spend 300, 400, $500 a month just on boosters for candy crush. i paid to see both rat and night ranger >> greg: i love night ranger. ♪♪ motoring ♪♪ go ahead. . >> dagen: yeah. i cannot think of one thing

> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: it was very fun. [ applause ] >> we originally -- well, we had booked stephen colbert kinds of viruses. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. i -- the way the podcast works, if you don't know "smartless," but it's - >> hold for applause >> jimmy: we'll add it in later. [ laughter ] it's getting a -- you can't hear it, but it's getting a standing ovation >> that's pretty solid >> jimmy: yeah, it's pretty serious. [ cheers and applause it is the best no, it is so fun but basically, one -- it's you and two other hosts, sean hayes and will arnett. >> irrelevant. >> jimmy: irrelevant, yes, and it doesn't matter. it's really the jason bateman show >> thank you >> jimmy: and -- you're welcome. one of you knows who the guest is the other two do not >> yeah, we take turns inviting guests we don't tell the other two who that guest is so that the other two do not need to prepare i -- it's really fun, because we get to talk to people that are heroes of ours, and you can skip, you know, four or five dates. you can just get right into asking like you're trapped in an elevator with somebody. >> j

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while coven 19 measures and other cities are becoming more severe and cross colbert, welcome to the program. russia is using natural gas, applies more and more openly, as a political weapon against e. u countries. the countries state owned energy giant gas prom on wednesday. and as it had halted gas deliveries to poland and bulgaria, claiming the 2 countries had failed to make due payments in roubles as demanded by the crown, the path of the mo, pipelines clearly visible in poland forests. the model is just one of 4 natural gas pipelines built to transport russian gas to western europe. but for months now, the 5400 kilometer long pipeline has been largely empty. russian state own gas problem has been keeping a heavy hand on its gas taps. it's part of gas primes do strategic poker game to promote its influence in the energy world, against the backdrop of russia's invasion of ukraine, ought to manage for dark. yeah, we have received threats from the russian federation and from gas, prominent just from all the related with the method of payment for russian gas or something. but not you. poland

stephen colbert? hit and run? trevor noah? saves puppies. eeh! how did that happen! ( applause ) me? no, oh, guys, no. i just... yeah. i just had to because stephen colbert hit the owner and i had to, you know, just one of those things. but, of course, the person everyone was waiting to hear from was the former king of twitter, who would still be the king if the throne hadn't been stolen from him. i'm tal talking about donald jei trump. after getting kicked off the twitter, trump started his own service called truth social. everyone wants to know if trump will come back, and yesterday the tangerine responded. >> someone not on twitter, donald trump. a little over a year ago, the former president was banned from the site, but even with new ownership, trump told fox news he will not rejoin and instead stick with his own social media platform. i am not going to twitter. i'm going to stay on truth. i hope elon buys twitter, because he will make improvements to it, and he's a good man, but i am going to be staying on truth. >> president trump this weekend, saturday night

we even big colbert which isn't getting hell depressing his sho has become. the little-known fact of the colbert show was on in epstein's . >> we also crushed our news rivals to be forced brian williams to retire. were so brutally see an incredible quest promo one coul say they'd still be there if yo were here. that one would be jesus christ. and that just one year, we've accomplished so much. so many in the media had to hat it. at the start, they trash the show and said would be underwater like a kennedy date. soothe a small low ratings of the haters did where these critics go? it just follow that instead of ruthless masturbation. that's calvin klein's latest fragrance. at least one cable network is covering us. >> to on the chest news network. >> david with the chest news network becoming america's national nightmare day 365 of the gutfeld show. can see the streets are thick liquid protesters. >> here's one now. ms. , you don't know anyone who watches the gutfeld chilled, do you? >> actually, i do. >> you are one person. >> i don't think you understand my d

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i'm 1st colbert. relent. welcome to program. there is a huge sigh of relief in europe and the west following french president emanuel microns victory over the far right candidate marine la pen policy makers. and investors can now count on a continuation of frances work was in the global community. europe, 2nd largest economy still has major challenges. president, crohn's previous economic reforms, attempts, changes to frances labor law and official retirement age were met with violent protests by the so called yellow vest movement. all right, let's get some reactions. so here from germany from clemens foose, he is the head of germany's e for economic research institute. good to have you back on the show clemens. let's take a look at the french economy here with inflation rising. purchasing power has evolved as the dominating theme during the election campaign and france. what do you expect the president to do? i think that the president will continue to be under pressure to hand out goodies to offer relief to various groups of t

she had to get back to berlin to take part in the vote on mandatory colbert vaccinations. ward leaders have condemned the apparent war crimes committed by russian forces in ukraine. evidence is mounting of civilian killings, rape and torture. authorities are still trying to identify hundreds of victims of atrocities in the town of butcher, outside of the capital of key of as russian troops withdrawal from northern ukraine, locals are coming out of hiding and taking stock after nearly a month under occupation w's. nick connelly visited the small town of wick if which saw intense fighting between late or in late february. this is, we give a small town that's just emerging from a month and a russian occupation month in which it was on the front lines between russian and ukrainian forces. toys was sometimes just the words people were children is as much as many residents of this ukrainian town could think of a plea to the russian troops to leave them and their families alone, as they hid in their homes of the figure. but the thing new people in this village spent 27 days without water on t